Conversation 1007: WHIRLING F1 / EUGENE barks

Eugene barks:

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ID Character Dialogue Conditions Links
0 None
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1 None
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2 Eugene (Sings.) "Our bar, our bar, Hardie bar!" Variable["plaza.tribunal_hardie_shot"] == false and Variable["plaza.tribunal_saw_death_dream"] == false
3 Eugene "So which one was it, man?" Variable["plaza.tribunal_hardie_shot"] == false and Variable["plaza.tribunal_saw_death_dream"] == false
4 Eugene "Didn't Monica have giant titties?" Variable["plaza.tribunal_hardie_shot"] == false and Variable["plaza.tribunal_saw_death_dream"] == false
5 Eugene "I don't do karaoke, man. I'm too good." Variable["plaza.tribunal_hardie_shot"] == false and Variable["plaza.tribunal_saw_death_dream"] == false
6 Eugene "We need some *real* music in here." Variable["plaza.tribunal_hardie_shot"] == false and Variable["plaza.tribunal_saw_death_dream"] == false
7 Eugene "Yeah, what's up with that?" Variable["plaza.tribunal_hardie_shot"] == false and Variable["plaza.tribunal_saw_death_dream"] == false
8 Eugene "Yeah, like that changes anything." Variable["plaza.tribunal_hardie_shot"] == false and Variable["plaza.tribunal_saw_death_dream"] == false
9 Eugene "Wish I had my guitar..." Variable["plaza.tribunal_hardie_shot"] == false and Variable["plaza.tribunal_saw_death_dream"] == false
10 Eugene "Goddamn Shanky... never liked that rat-faced fuck." Variable["plaza.tribunal_hardie_shot"] == false and Variable["plaza.tribunal_saw_death_dream"] == true
11 Eugene "One day I'll write a song about it." Variable["plaza.tribunal_hardie_shot"] == false and Variable["plaza.tribunal_saw_death_dream"] == true
12 Eugene "Strange... I even miss Angie's loud stomach..." Variable["plaza.tribunal_hardie_shot"] == false and Variable["plaza.tribunal_saw_death_dream"] == true
13 Eugene "Think Mañana could make a good Hardie boy?" Variable["plaza.tribunal_hardie_shot"] == false and Variable["plaza.tribunal_saw_death_dream"] == true
14 Eugene "Shit like that really makes you think." Variable["plaza.tribunal_hardie_shot"] == false and Variable["plaza.tribunal_saw_death_dream"] == true
15 Eugene "Hardie boys are local legends now." Variable["plaza.tribunal_hardie_shot"] == false and Variable["plaza.tribunal_saw_death_dream"] == true