Conversation 1007: WHIRLING F1 / EUGENE barks

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CONDITION: Variable["plaza.tribunal_hardie_shot"] == false and Variable["plaza.tribunal_saw_death_dream"] == false
(Sings.) "Our bar, our bar, Hardie bar!"
CONDITION: Variable["plaza.tribunal_hardie_shot"] == false and Variable["plaza.tribunal_saw_death_dream"] == false
"Didn't Monica have giant titties?"
CONDITION: Variable["plaza.tribunal_hardie_shot"] == false and Variable["plaza.tribunal_saw_death_dream"] == false
"Yeah, like that changes anything."
CONDITION: Variable["plaza.tribunal_hardie_shot"] == false and Variable["plaza.tribunal_saw_death_dream"] == false
"So which one was it, man?"
CONDITION: Variable["plaza.tribunal_hardie_shot"] == false and Variable["plaza.tribunal_saw_death_dream"] == false
"We need some *real* music in here."
CONDITION: Variable["plaza.tribunal_hardie_shot"] == false and Variable["plaza.tribunal_saw_death_dream"] == false
"Yeah, what's up with that?"
CONDITION: Variable["plaza.tribunal_hardie_shot"] == false and Variable["plaza.tribunal_saw_death_dream"] == false
"Wish I had my guitar..."
CONDITION: Variable["plaza.tribunal_hardie_shot"] == false and Variable["plaza.tribunal_saw_death_dream"] == false
"I don't do karaoke, man. I'm too good."
CONDITION: Variable["plaza.tribunal_hardie_shot"] == false and Variable["plaza.tribunal_saw_death_dream"] == true
"Hardie boys are local legends now."
CONDITION: Variable["plaza.tribunal_hardie_shot"] == false and Variable["plaza.tribunal_saw_death_dream"] == true
"Strange... I even miss Angie's loud stomach..."
CONDITION: Variable["plaza.tribunal_hardie_shot"] == false and Variable["plaza.tribunal_saw_death_dream"] == true
"Think Mañana could make a good Hardie boy?"
CONDITION: Variable["plaza.tribunal_hardie_shot"] == false and Variable["plaza.tribunal_saw_death_dream"] == true
"Shit like that really makes you think."
CONDITION: Variable["plaza.tribunal_hardie_shot"] == false and Variable["plaza.tribunal_saw_death_dream"] == true
"One day I'll write a song about it."
CONDITION: Variable["plaza.tribunal_hardie_shot"] == false and Variable["plaza.tribunal_saw_death_dream"] == true
"Goddamn Shanky... never liked that rat-faced fuck."

Variable descriptions

plaza.tribunal_hardie_shot

hardie is dead

plaza.tribunal_saw_death_dream