Conversation 874: APT / CUNO DAD

Cuno's dad, loitering on the bed. Drugs. Sleeping with his eyes open. His face reminds you Cuno 30 years later. Also seems like he's dead. Hairy ginger chest, in undewear. Kim reacts. Hearing redcheck while he gurgles, success: he's trying to call you pigs. I talked to your dad boolean. / I was somehow able to not evade your dad.

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ID Character Dialogue Conditions Links
0 None
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1 None
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2 A Pile of Clothes A bundle of clothes heaped on the bed. A stained parka, some towels and a duvet. Some socks even.
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3 You Figure out what he's trying to say. Variable["apt.cuno_dad_reveal_redcheck"] == true
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4 None
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5 None Variable["apt.cuno_dad_perc_redcheck"]
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6 None (Variable["apt.cuno_dad_perc_redcheck"]) == false
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7 Perception (Hearing) He's trying to call you pigs.
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8 None
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9 You [Leave.]
10 You "Kim, is this thing even *alive*?" IsKimHere()
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11 Kim Kitsuragi "I'm afraid it is. Look, it *moves*." He points to a fleshy lump sticking out from the other end of the blanket. The limb seems to be twitching from time to time.
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12 Perception (Sight) And look, the other foot is camouflaged by a striped sock bearing the name MAXTOR on the sole. Three toes are poking out of a hole.
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13 None
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14 None Variable["apt.cuno_dad_perc_maxtor_socks"]
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15 None (Variable["apt.cuno_dad_perc_maxtor_socks"]) == false
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16 Encyclopedia Maxtor is a gas company. He's wearing free socks from a gas company. They probably came with the bills.
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17 You "Is this.... Cuno's father we're seeing?" Variable["yard.cuno_told_violent_dad_has_drugs_home_address"] == true and IsKimHere()
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18 You (Whisper.) "I took your amphetamine, old man." CheckItem("drug_speed_bottle")
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19 Cuno's Dad Silence... Only heat emanates from the sleeping body.
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20 Kim Kitsuragi "Well, judging by the colour of his hair I would say yes, it is."
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21 None
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22 You "Doesn't look like he's going fuck anyone up any time soon."
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23 You "I was expecting something... worse."
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24 Kim Kitsuragi "No, it really doesn't." The lieutenant tilts his head. "This looks very hard to recover from."
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25 Cuno's Dad The lieutenant's right -- the man's unwashed hair bears a familiar ginger tone. Even the hair on his chest is coppery. The light from the window falls into his half-open eyes.
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26 You "I can't believe it, Cuno's dad isn't a loser! It *must* be someone else."
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27 Kim Kitsuragi "I think he's still *quite* bad... I mean, what he has come to." The lieutenant tilts his head.
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28 Cuno's Dad A pair of half-open bug eyes is staring back at you from the dark, empty and frozen. It's clear that the person behind them is not awake.
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29 You "This is serious damage, I'm still not sure he's not dead."
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30 You "Hold on, what happened to his eyes?" Variable["apt.cunodad_encyclo_eyes_open_sleep"] == false
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31 Cuno's Dad Suddenly the man starts growling. Three words manage to escape his mouth, along with a strong stench of alcohol: "Fuckn... k... f...pi..."
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32 Cuno's Dad A groan rises from the man's throat, dry like a death rattle... He's trying to say something in his sleep.
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33 Kim Kitsuragi "Look, he's trying to communicate."
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34 Kim Kitsuragi "Can't you tell? It happens to exceptionally *committed* substance abusers. They fall asleep with their eyelids still open. Not a pretty sight."
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35 None
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36 None
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37 Perception (Hearing) The man groans once again, but his tongue keeps failing him: It's impossible to make out the syllables. A hand emerges from the blankets, trying to gesticulate something...
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38 None
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39 Half Light The bear is trying to wake up!
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40 You "What did you just say?!"
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41 You "You're awake... He's awake!"
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42 None
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43 None Variable["yard.cuno_told_violent_dad_has_drugs_home_address"]
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44 None (Variable["yard.cuno_told_violent_dad_has_drugs_home_address"]) == false
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45 You "Maybe we should help him somehow?" IsKimHere()
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46 Perception (Hearing) "Pigs," he says.
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47 You "Fuck you. Die."
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48 Kim Kitsuragi "At least he got to say his piece."
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49 Kim Kitsuragi "What is there to do? We could turn him on his side, so he doesn't choke on his own vomit. But he's already on his side..."
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50 None
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51 None
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52 None
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53 Cuno's Dad And then falls back again, limp and defeated by sleep. A loud snore escapes his mouth.
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54 Perception (Hearing) The man groans once again, but his tongue keeps failing him: It's impossible to make out the syllables. A hand emerges from the blankets, trying to gesticulate something...
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55 Perception (Hearing) And then it dawns upon you, clear and surreal...
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56 Cuno's Dad His hand falls back on the bed, limp and defeated. A loud snore escapes his mouth... He's asleep again.
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57 None
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58 None IsKimHere()
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59 None (IsKimHere()) == false
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60 Cuno's Dad The pile of blankets grunts miserably.
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61 Electrochemistry He wouldn't be too thrilled to learn you stole his stash. It was the last thing keeping him functional.
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62 None
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63 None Variable["apt.cuno_dad_main_hub_reached"]
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64 None (Variable["apt.cuno_dad_main_hub_reached"]) == false
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65 You Slowly reach out your hand.
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66 You Nothing to see here then. [Leave.]
67 Cuno's Dad The ageing alcoholic is still there, breathing... The air in the room is stale.
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68 Cuno's Dad A lump of flesh is sticking out from under the blanket. It seems to be twitching from time to time, like the paw of an animal who's having a bad dream.
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69 You "Hey, talk to me! Are you even alive?" IsKimHere() == false
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70 You "Hey, are you really Cuno's father?" Variable["yard.cuno_told_violent_dad_has_drugs_home_address"] == true and IsKimHere() == false
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71 Cuno's Dad The light from the window is weak, but it seems like he is. His wild, unwashed mane bears a familiar ginger tone. Even the hair on his chest is coppery.
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72 Cuno's Dad No response. A pair of half-open bug eyes is staring back at you from the dark, empty and frozen. It's clear that the person behind them is not awake.
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73 Pain Threshold His half-open eyes give him the look of a dead man. But he is in there... and not enjoying himself.
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74 Cuno's Dad Suddenly the man starts growling. Three words manage to escape his mouth, along with a strong stench of alcohol: 'Fucking... kipt... f****ts...'
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75 Visual Calculus Don't forget his face: the bloated and reddened cheeks, the bulbous nose... This would be Cuno after 30 years of alcohol and substance abuse.
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76 Half Light There's still plenty to be scared of here. Just not what you thought.
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77 You "Do you need help?" IsKimHere() == false
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78 Cuno's Dad The pile of blankets grunts. It's hard to say if there's anything left you could do.
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79 None
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80 You "I can't believe it, Cuno's dad can't be a loser! It *must* be someone else."
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81 You "I was expecting something... scarier."
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82 You "Doesn't look like you're going to fuck anyone up any time soon, little man."
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83 Encyclopedia Nocturnal lagophthalmos. The likelihood of falling asleep with partially open eyelids rises after stimulant use and heavy drinking.
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84 None
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85 None
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86 Kim Kitsuragi "Are you saying a man who looks like Cuno broke into his father's apartment and passed out in his father's bed?"
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87 Shivers Somewhere, just out of earshot, a glass bottle explodes. A man's voice shouts "You fucking kids!" And then the screech of sneakers pounding the pavement, a girl's voice yelling "Got him!" and a painfully shrill laugh piercing the air...
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88 You "Excellent form."
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89 You "Poor guy."
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90 Authority Are you going to let a semi-conscious degenerate disrespect you?
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91 You "Hold up, lieutenant. Look at that pile of clothes." IsKimHere()
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92 A Pile of Clothes Something underneath there is breathing.
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93 Half Light It doesn't give a shit that you're a cop! Stop your hand now or you're gonna die!
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94 You Keep extending your hand towards the pile.
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95 You Fuck this, I'm out. [Leave.]
96 None
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97 A Pile of Clothes Your hand touches a greasy duvet, covered in cigarette burns and ketchup stains. You hear a growl. There is something *alive* underneath it.
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98 You Pull the blanket off.
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99 Cuno's Dad You see a 60-year-old fat red-headed man passed out from large amounts of alcohol. And god knows what else. The smell of shit rises from his mouth.
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100 Perception (Sight) In the dark it looks like a nest.
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101 None
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102 Kim Kitsuragi "Mhmh..." The lieutenant has covered his nose.
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103 Inland Empire It's not too late, no one's going to blame you for backing out. You don't have to do this. Just get out.
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104 Perception (Hearing) It's deep, in suffering somehow.
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105 Cuno's Dad You don't have to take him down. He's already down.
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106 Encyclopedia Nocturnal lagophthalmos. The likelihood of falling asleep with partially open eyelids rises after stimulant use and heavy drinking.
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107 Half Light There's still plenty to be scared of here. Just not what you thought.
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108 Kim Kitsuragi "This man won't be feeding his family any time soon. Not that he was, but..." The lieutenant thinks to himself. "At least he won't be beating his son."
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109 Pain Threshold His half-open eyes give him the look of a dead man. But he is in there... and not enjoying himself.
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110 You "He's gonna sleep it off, I know this shit."
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111 Endurance A coronary artery bypass graft? Take out his liver and replace it with a new one? Somehow undo 20 years of neurological damage from stimulants...
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112 None
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113 None IsTHCPresent("revacholian_nationhood")
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114 None (IsTHCPresent("revacholian_nationhood")) == false
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115 Rhetoric A change in the genetic make up wouldn't hurt. Ginger degenerate.
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116 Rhetoric A change in the socio-economic circumstances wouldn't hurt.
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117 You Nod.
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118 Kim Kitsuragi "We could take him to Remedie or Saint Batiste, but he doesn't have money for medical services. The Almshouse would turn him down..."
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119 Kim Kitsuragi "They don't do charity for people who're trying to kill themselves. Besides, he'll be dead in a few..." The lieutenant stops, listening to him.
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120 None
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121 None IsKimHere()
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122 None (IsKimHere()) == false
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123 Perception (Hearing) He's trying to call you a pig.
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124 Perception (Hearing) "Pig," he says.
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125 None
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126 None Variable["yard.cuno_tried_drunk_hug_cuno"]
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127 None (Variable["yard.cuno_tried_drunk_hug_cuno"]) == false
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128 Visual Calculus Don't forget his face: the bloated and reddened cheeks, the bulbous nose... This would be Cuno after 30 years of substance abuse, if he drank too.
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129 Logic The sight you're beholding right now is probably the reason he doesn't.
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130 None
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131 None Variable["apt.cuno_dad_viscal_cuno_if_he_drank"]
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132 None (Variable["apt.cuno_dad_viscal_cuno_if_he_drank"]) == false
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133 Rhetoric ... years? Months? Weeks?
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