Conversation 866: YARD / CUNO SHACK

Talk to Cuno about the content relating to his shack (after you've been inside)

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  • ID: a numerical index for the entry within this conversation.
  • Character: the character speaking or acting.
  • Dialogue: prose containing spoken dialogue and other description.
  • Conditions: logical checks governing this entry appearing or occurring.
  • Links: entries that might follow this one, depending on conditions and player choice. Most links are internal to this conversation, external links to other conversations are marked with the format (conversation ID, entry ID).
ID Character Dialogue Conditions Links
0 None
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1 None
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2 None
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3 None
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4 Kim Kitsuragi
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5 Kim Kitsuragi Variable["TASK.get_speed_done"]
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6 Kim Kitsuragi (Variable["TASK.get_speed_done"]) == false
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7 You "Were you trying to send me a message of some sort?"
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8 None
External:
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9 Composure He is incredibly pleased with himself right now.
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10 You "What's with the tube of Magnesolam, Cuno?" IsTHCPresent("magnesium_based_lifeform") == false and Variable["yard.shack_orb_magnesolam"] == true
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11 Cuno He looks at you, eyes bulging: "You're not getting this, pig! It *completely* takes away the hangover. It's like you didn't do *anything*! Like you stayed home playing with your choo-choo."
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12 Cuno "Uh..." Cuno's eyes light up. "Yeah! To the both of you. *Watch your ass in Cuno's town or Cuno's gonna fuck your head off*."
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13 Cuno "Good call pigmeister. Don't come and talk to Cuno about his Kingdom."
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14 You "I've heard enough of this."
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15 Cuno "That's where Cuno gets his daily hit of electric, Cuno's *shazam*. Cuno rides the fucking lightning in there, pig."
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16 You "I found a plate covered with powder residue -- know anything about it?" Variable["yard.shack_orb_silver_plate"] == true and Variable["yard.cuno_asked_about_drugs"] == false
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17 Cuno "Oh that?" He picks a bit of dirt from his fingernail. "Cuno decapitates pigs. That's just a Cuno demo-tape."
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18 Electrochemistry Bet you'd like to ride the lightning too, wouldn't you? You feel tired and old, but you could have that sparkle in your eyes...
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19 You "What was with the pighead?" Variable["yard.shack_orb_pighead"] == true
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20 You "Is that my coat up there? I'm pretty sure it's mine." (Point to your coat waving in the wind.) Variable["backyard.cloak_greeting_done"] == true and CheckItem("jacket_patrol_cloak") == false
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21 You "Could I get into the harbour from the roof?" Variable["cargo.jump_whictecheck_completed"] == false and Variable["yard.cuno_shack_patrol_asked"] == false and Variable["backyard.cloak_talk_done"] == false
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22 Cuno "Is it?" Cuno squints at it. "You got pretty fucked. Cuno's surprised you've still got your head after all that."
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23 Cuno "'Course you fucking can. How do you think Cuno made all the docky boys his gimps? Just gotta fly, pig."
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24 Cuno "Yeah, Cuno saw you barely making it... shit was pathetic."
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25 You "I know. I've jumped that."
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26 Kim Kitsuragi
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27 Kim Kitsuragi Variable["cargo.cloakjump_wc_failed"]
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28 Kim Kitsuragi (Variable["cargo.cloakjump_wc_failed"]) == false
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29 You "Is that it? Easy."
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30 You "I've got to jump to get in there? At my age? In my condition?!"
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31 Cuno "Not for you, pig! Cuno can't wait to see you get all scared and shit your pants."
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32 Cuno "Not everyone can fly like Cuno. You're old, you'll never make it." Cuno crosses his arms. "Moose piss has made you scared in the head."
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33 Physical Instrument That's all there is to it, then! Don't be a pansy, just *jump*!
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34 You "Thanks, kid."
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35 You "After all what?"
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36 Cuno "Don't sweat it, drunk-pig." Cuno taps his nose twice in conspiracy. "Cuno will keep your nasty secrets. Cuno's not snitchin'."
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37 Cuno "Whatever, piggy."
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38 Kim Kitsuragi
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39 Kim Kitsuragi Variable["XP.befriend_the_cuno"]
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40 Kim Kitsuragi (Variable["XP.befriend_the_cuno"]) == false
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41 Cuno "You found Cuno's secret door to Cuno's secret shack?! It was closed for five thousand years. How the fuck did you get in?"
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42 You "I pushed the panels aside, Cuno."
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43 You "I *phase-shifted* through the roofing material."
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44 You "Before we go on with that let's talk about how you said it was just some roofing material some gimps left behind. That was a *lie*." Variable["yard.cuno_lied_about_shack"]
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45 Cuno "Pig, that's the past. You and Cuno are *now*. Let's talk about how you opened the secret door, fucking at Cuno's kingdom."
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46 Cuno "Yeah? Did you fuck in there?"
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47 Cuno "And then what? You fuck in there? You fuck in Cuno's kingdom?"
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48 Cuno "Shit... get the fuck out of here! You can't do that."
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49 Cunoesse "He's tryin'a fuck at you again, Cuno!"
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50 Cunoesse "He can't do that, Cuno! He's tryin'a fuck at you again!"
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51 Cuno "Pigs can't displace, can't do that teleport shit..." He says to himself, then turns to you.
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52 You "Demo-tape? Like some kind of a musician?"
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53 Cuno "Yeah, Cuno plays on snuff radio. Fucks pigs. Live. Fucks their heads off." He ominously points to the shack. "Cuno's a cop killer."
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54 You "Cool pig-head. I liked it. I got one too, this one." (Point to your head.) "It's shit."
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55 Cuno "Uh..." He looks confused. "What is this shit... Fuckin' on yourself? This is weird-level shit, Cuno doesn't go there."
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56 You Forget it, I'm not saying those things...
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57 Cuno "Too brutal for you, huh? Cuno fuck your tongue off?"
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58 None
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59 Kim Kitsuragi "What?"
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60 Kim Kitsuragi
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61 Kim Kitsuragi IsKimHere()
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62 Kim Kitsuragi (IsKimHere()) == false
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63 Cunoesse "Fuck your shit back to normal. What is this?"
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64 You (Whisper.) "Yes. I think I'm going insane, Cuno."
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65 You "No, I just want to get back to the shack."
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66 Cuno "F'course you want back in there. Everyone wants back in there."
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67 Cuno "Uh..." He looks you in the eye. "Why you fuckin' on yourself in front of Cuno? Talk Kingdom to Cuno or fuck off."
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68 Cuno "It's a vitamin, pig. Don't you know anything?" He looks at you like you just pointed at the sun and asked what it was.
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69 Cuno "Yeah, it's the *Mag*! You fucking *need* that shit to stay on top of your game. Cuno goes through like a tube a day, rips Mag like a motherfucker. And you could use a *barrel*."
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70 You "It's magnesium, right?"
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71 You "Okay, whatever."
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72 Cuno "Okay? Whatever?! You fucking *need* that shit to stay on top of your game. Cuno goes through like a tube a day. And you look like you could use a *barrel*."
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73 Cunoesse "Don't teach him, Cuno! He's gonna use it against you, Cuno!"
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74 Endurance You could use some.
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75 You "I know all about magnesium. I rock it all the time."
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76 You "C'mon, it's just magnesium, don't mystify it."
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77 Cunoesse "Fuck you, pig! Don't do Mag! You're gonna OD and you're gonna fucking die!"
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78 None
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79 Savoir Faire He's saying you climbed up there. He probably saw you do it.
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80 Endurance That explains the callouses on your hands. You scaled the side of the building, entertaining the local kids.
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81 Logic Yep, that *conclusively* explains how the coat got up there.
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82 None
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83 None
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84 Kim Kitsuragi
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85 Kim Kitsuragi Variable["cargo.jump_whictecheck_completed"]
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86 Kim Kitsuragi (Variable["cargo.jump_whictecheck_completed"]) == false
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87 You "I tried that. It didn't go so well."
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88 Cuno "Cuno knows. Cuno and C saw you shit yourself. It's okay, pig. Not everyone can face the fear -- Cuno style."
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89 None
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90 Cunoesse "Almost landed on your fat ass there!"
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91 Physical Instrument They're mistaken. The jump was executed to perfection.
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92 Cunoesse "Cuno can't wait to see you shit your fat pants!"
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93 Rhetoric Moose piss is probably alcohol.
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94 You "Cuno, let's talk about your shack."
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95 Cuno "The fuck do you want with it?"
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96 You "Cuno, I found your shack." (Point to the shack.) (Variable["yard.shack_orb_poster1"] == true or Variable["yard.shack_orb_magnesolam"] == true or Variable["yard.shack_orb_pighead"] == true or Variable["yard.shack_orb_silver_plate"] == true) and Variable["yard.cuno_kingdom_hub_got"] == false
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97 Kim Kitsuragi
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98 Kim Kitsuragi IsKimHere()
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99 Kim Kitsuragi (IsKimHere()) == false
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100 Cuno "Uh..." Cuno's eyes light up. "Yeah! Watch your ass in Cuno's town or Cuno's gonna fuck your head off."
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101 Cuno "How did you like it in there, piggo-boy? Cuno's got a lot of cool shit there, right?"
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102 Conceptualization Well played. *No one* saw that coming.
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103 None
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104 None
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105 None
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106 None
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107 Kim Kitsuragi
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108 Kim Kitsuragi Variable["church.noid_said_snuff_radio"]
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109 Kim Kitsuragi (Variable["church.noid_said_snuff_radio"]) == false
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110 Electrochemistry ... and somewhere, someone is jerking off to it, just like Noid said. Tune in to snuff radio.
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