Conversation 865: YARD / CUNO BEFRIEND WC

Figure Cuno out WC * opens getting speed * ... buying pants

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ID Character Dialogue Conditions Links
0 None
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1 None
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2 Empathy It's not Cuno. It's Cunoesse.
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3 Empathy He's on your crime scene, bossing you around. And he's been here for some time, too -- this is where he *hangs out*. You have to get more out of him. He could be useful.
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4 You "Hey Cuno -- think you can turn *the Cuno* down for a moment? Let's talk like normal people."
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5 You "Cuno, listen. I know this *boundary-pushing* thing is new to you, but it's old news for us grown-ups."
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6 You "Cuno, you must have seen all kinds of things throwing stones here. Wanna help the RCM bust a murderer?" Variable["tc.rcm"]
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7 Cuno "Tryin'a fuck at the Cuno! Tryin'a fuck at me! Tryin'a fuck!" He spits fast. "Cuno only gets HIGHER! It's faster-faster-faster! Can't take the Cuno -- stay out of the reactor!"
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8 Cuno "Get your snout out of Cuno's ass!" He waves you off. "Cuno knows how hard Cuno pushes it. Cuno pushes it hard-level..."
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9 Cuno "You hear that, C? Porko wants to talk about how he can't hack this shit. Porko wants to move in with Cuno!"
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10 Cuno "You should give up, popo. Or the Cunn will keep fucking it out of you."
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11 Cunoesse "Cuno gonna FUCK YOU UP!" She pumps her bony fists in the air. "UP! UP! UP!"
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12 Cunoesse "Take the pain, fucko! Take the bad!" The child is not grinning -- it looks more like a wolf bearing its teeth.
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13 Cunoesse "Don't let him move in with us, Cuno."
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14 Cuno
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15 Cuno Variable["yard.cunoesse_main_hub_reached"]
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16 Cuno (Variable["yard.cunoesse_main_hub_reached"]) == false
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17 Cuno
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18 Cuno Variable["yard.cunoesse_reaction_speed_shes_a_girl"]
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19 Cuno (Variable["yard.cunoesse_reaction_speed_shes_a_girl"]) == false
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20 You (Act on it, try and separate them.) "Cuno! Psst..."
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21 None
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22 You "What do you mean, she smoked someone?"
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23 You "You think she has anything to do with the dead man?"
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24 You "You said she's... insane?"
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25 You "What's that language she uses -- *napakymppi*, *fägäri*?"
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26 You "Is she your sister?"
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27 Cuno
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28 Cuno Variable["yard.cuno_befriend_failed_once"]
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29 Cuno (Variable["yard.cuno_befriend_failed_once"]) == false
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30 Empathy What's going on? He's an ungovernable youth on your crime scene, throwing around incendiary language, trying to push your buttons.
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31 None
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32 You "Cuno -- 'City of Rage'? 'Night City'? What's going on there? I'm intrigued." Variable["yard.cuno_rage_city_heard"]
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33 Cunoesse "Nooooo..." The evil shit behind the fence hacks like she's coughing up a furball.
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34 You "I don't know what to do anymore... I'm just a busted old piece of meat. This case is all I have -- and you're not helping." Variable["yard.cuno_befriend_failed_once_pt"] == true
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35 Pain Threshold Like you don't have enough on your plate! You feel a sudden surge of self-pity coming on...
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36 Cunoesse "You told him about it and now he knows you're lame!"
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37 Pain Threshold The prospect of the Cuno turning lame is physically painful for her.
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38 Cuno "The city's not fucking lame, *you* are lame! Cuno's tired of defending Rage City from..." He waves his hands in the air. "Just fuck off, alright."
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39 Cuno "And fuck you too," he adds, turning to you. "Putting Cuno on the spot like that. Cuno doesn't need to fucking *explain* his shit, Cuno's KING, he rules here -- fuck did you want?"
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40 Conceptualization Explain himself? As if... explaining some kind of *work*? Some kind of avant-garde work way ahead of its time?
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41 Cuno
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42 Cuno Variable["yard.cuno_concept_passive"]
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43 Cuno (Variable["yard.cuno_concept_passive"]) == false
44 You I'm intrigued.
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45 You No. I'm not interested. I don't wanna *art*.
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46 Conceptualization You *must* get to the bottom of this, one of these days. Sadly, it's unlikely to happen today.
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47 Conceptualization Stop denying it. You want art all over you. You want to smear yourself in art, been dying to ever since you got up...
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48 None
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49 Cuno "Fuck no!" He bursts out loud. Laughing. "What are you, fucking... mentally handicapped?"
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50 Cunoesse "Cuno, they've almost made you a snitch now..."
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51 Cuno "Ease off, C. Cuno always takes the bullet over the hammer." He nods, big-boy style, incredibly proud of himself.
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52 Rhetoric He'd rather die than work with the justice system.
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53 None
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54 Cunoesse "Are you okay, Cuno?" She looks worried. The *Cunn* has her confused.
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55 Empathy That went wrong. He took it as a compliment. Then he had a minor seizure.
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56 Empathy Normal is not what we got here. You've got to work with what you have for now.
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57 Empathy Smelling weakness. She loves it.
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58 Empathy You have no idea what to say now. You're just going to have to try to change the subject...
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59 None
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60 You Interesting. How?
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61 Empathy All in all, Cuno respects madness. You cannot hope to outdo her on that front. You must win yourself a few minutes with him alone.
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62 None
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63 Empathy Cunoesse is by far the worst of the two. Cuno has no problem being near you, but the other hides behind the fence, afraid for her life, like she's *done* something. Something very bad.
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64 Empathy Also, Cuno hasn't stopped talking to you. Even enjoys it from time to time. When you talk to the other one it's like talking to a cornered animal. She only hisses.
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65 Empathy And then there's the fact that she's a girl. And appears to be a little younger, certainly smaller. And yet Cuno is afraid of her. What's up with *that*, Cuno?
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66 Empathy She came up with that psychopathic scheme of screaming for help before. Cuno just wanted to talk to you about his name. Cunoesse was the one who wound him up and directed him.
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67 Cuno
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68 Cuno Variable["yard.cuno_punchhub_reached"]
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69 Cuno (Variable["yard.cuno_punchhub_reached"]) == false
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70 None
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71 Cuno "Fuck you whispering about?" he whispers back.
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72 Cuno "If Cuno wants to whisper, he's gonna fucking whisper, okay?!" He turns back to you and hunkers down: "Let's *whisper*, pig!"
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73 Empathy He's whispering too. He's going with it. But watch what happens...
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74 Cunoesse "Fuck you *f****ts* whispering about?!"
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75 Rhetoric She puts extra stress onto that word. Expecting it will make you uncomfortable.
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76 Empathy This is it, you've got him. But be careful -- you can still fuck this up. Don't make Cuno look bad in this.
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77 You "Cuno, listen to me -- she's trying to *control* you. We gotta get you outta here."
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78 You "What's up with her? She's terrifying... Crazy scary."
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79 You "Phew, am I glad she's out of our hair. She's fucked up."
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80 Cuno "Crazy?" he whispers tensely. "You don't know the half of it. She's not crazy, she's insane. Dangerous. She smoked a man. She's done people in, probably even pigs..."
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81 Cuno "She's not fucked up!" He raises his voice, but then lowers it again. "Everyone's fucked up. Stop judging shit."
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82 Cunoesse "Stop talking to him! Cuno, I'm fucking warning you! You're gonna get us into shit!"
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83 Empathy She understands what you're trying to do.
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84 Cuno "It's okay!" He straightens his back and turns to Cunoesse. "The pig's trying to pit us against each other. Not gonna let him do that."
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85 Cuno "Yo, C?" He pops his head up. "Did Cuno not *tell* you?! Cuno told you -- CUNO TALKS TO WHOEVER HE WANTS."
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86 Cuno He hunches down again. "Talk, pig. Cuno's got it under control."
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87 Empathy You did it. They're separated. He's even turned his back to her so she can't read his lips.
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88 Savoir Faire Fuck, she can read lips? You should cup your mouth.
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89 Empathy Wrong move. But he's whispering still. You haven't lost him, just don't mess up again, or you will. There are no guarantees here.
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90 Empathy That's it. You let him off the line, that was a *bad*, manipulative thing to say. You should understand: I got you this far, I couldn't get you all the way.
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91 Physical Instrument Idiot! You bungled it up.
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92 Cunoesse "Tried to fuck my Cuno!" A giggle, malicious and gleeful. She pulls herself up higher on the fence. "Tried to fuck my Cuno away! Me and Cuno are tight. We ride for life!"
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93 Shivers A chill comes over you. The wind from the Boulevard South, lashing you -- for trying to separate them. For trying to take the street out of Cuno.
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94 None
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95 Cuno "Fuck knows -- she says it's the *song of her people* or some shit."
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96 Cuno "Crazy people? The fucking *näkkies*? I don't know..."
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97 You "What people?"
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98 Encyclopedia It's Suruese. The Suru are an indigenous ethnic minority in the social democratic powerhouse Vaasa, on the tundra and taiga covered isola of Katla. Far, far away from here -- as far as possible, really.
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99 Cuno
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100 Cuno Variable["yard.cuno_encyclo_suruese"]
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101 Cuno (Variable["yard.cuno_encyclo_suruese"]) == false
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102 Encyclopedia Sounds *boreal*, like something from the tundra- and taiga- covered Katla isola. Far, far away from here -- as far as possible, really.
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103 None
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104 Cuno
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105 Cuno Variable["yard.cuno_encyclo_lesser_suruese_boreal"]
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106 Cuno (Variable["yard.cuno_encyclo_lesser_suruese_boreal"]) == false
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107 None
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108 You Do they have red-haired people there?
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109 You "Cuno, could she be Suruese?"
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110 You This isn't important right now.
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111 Encyclopedia You mean evil little red-haired people like her? Yes, they do -- the Suruese have that ginger gene.
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112 Encyclopedia Sure, interesting things aren't important. Only your cop thing is.
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113 Encyclopedia Revachol does have a small Suruese community. Or she climbed into a yakberry crate and was shipped over accidentally.
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114 Cuno "Suruese, like that Man-From-Hjelmdall shit?" The kid lights up. "She could be... She could be that Hjelmdall shit."
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115 None
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116 You "What's up with the näkkies? The *fisher-people*? That stuff?" Variable["yard.cunoesse_heard_nekki_mentioned"] == true
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117 Cuno "Yeah, I saw you get the *näkk* treatment... Dark shit, huh?"
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118 You "The näkk-treatment?"
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119 Cuno "Back when you waved your gun and it went off -- she does the fisher-people-näkk thing when she's *way* in the red. On overdrive."
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120 Cuno "She used to say it all the time: näkk this, fisher-people that. Now she only says it when she's on the lightning. Or when guns go off."
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121 You "What the hell is a *näkk*?"
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122 Cuno "Her people? She's one of them? Then she hates them. Then everyone's a *näkk* and she's trapped? Look..."
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123 Cuno "It's none of our business. That's what a *näkk* is. Cuno keeps his nose to himself -- doesn't go poking around in *näkk* shit. Cuno's wise that way."
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124 None
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125 Drama She regresses and pretends she's a mythological creature when she's under too much stress.
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126 Cuno "Cuno means she killed someone. That's right, C's a killer." He stares at you intently. "Like, actually a killer."
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127 You "Cuno... do you think it's possible that she's killed other children?" Variable["yard.cuno_logic_has_cunoesse_killed_other_children"] == true
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128 You "Really? Isn't she too small to overpower someone?
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129 You "You serious about this killing business?"
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130 You "What if she has, Cuno? That would explain things..."
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131 Drama He's meant everything he said before; but right now he not only means it -- he is sincere.
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132 Perception (Sight) His little green eyes are fixed on yours.
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133 Cuno "Are you getting this? You think I'm fucking telling you a joke here? How hard do you think it is to kill a fat-ass?" He pokes you in the gut. "Sweet talk 'em, then knife 'em."
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134 Cuno "She's probably killed a pig too. I mean, I'm pretty sure she has."
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135 Cuno "Killing is serious shit. Cuno's always serious about the four-eighty-eight."
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136 Encyclopedia Four-eighty-eight? The criminal code doesn't go higher than 190.
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137 Cuno "Fuckin' yeah. Cuno knows you don't want to face this right now. This dark shit. Cuno faces this shit every day -- makes Cuno's skin crawl."
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138 You "C'mon. She hasn't killed police officers."
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139 You "Okay. How many cops has she killed then?"
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140 Logic A cop would be too large for her to overpower. But a determined child of her size can still kill the vulnerable. The elderly. The homeless. Or other... other children.
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141 Cunoesse The creature peers at you both from over the fence. There is something searching in her eyes.
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142 Half Light Fear.
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143 Cuno
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144 Cuno Variable["yard.cuno_befriend_wc_half_light_fear"]
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145 Cuno (Variable["yard.cuno_befriend_wc_half_light_fear"]) == false
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146 Authority Fear of the truth.
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147 Cuno "I knew you pigs were too naive for this shit. Good thing Cuno's got her under control. Cuno keeps her calm." He feels eyes on the back of his head -- and stops.
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148 Shivers There's something cold in the air. Like water lapping against cold stones. Or dripping. In a hallway nearby. Three years ago. There were shoes in the corner...
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149 Cuno "Forget Cuno said that. Cuno was just shitting. Cuno was just running his mouth. Cuno's stupid like that." He feels eyes on the back of his head -- and stops.
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150 Cunoesse Though her friend spoke too low for her to hear, Cunoesse is not smiling anymore.
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151 Cuno Cuno falls silent. He does not look at you when he replies...
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152 Composure He usually looks you straight in the eye. A little something just crumbled there.
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153 Cuno "Cuno, uh... that's.... that's what Cuno is starting to think. Yeah."
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154 None
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155 Cuno
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156 Cuno Variable["yard.cunoe_befriend_wc_savoirfaire_look_at_cunoesse"]
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157 Cuno (Variable["yard.cunoe_befriend_wc_savoirfaire_look_at_cunoesse"]) == false
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158 Savoir Faire Don't move your head. Just from the corner of your eye -- look at her.
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159 You Look at her.
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160 You Look at Cuno.
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161 Cuno The kid is just that now -- a kid.
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162 Cuno "Yeah, she would've liked to fuck him up. But she didn't. Cuno wasn't around. And C was with Cuno."
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163 Cuno
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164 Cuno Variable["TASK.confront_cuno_about_locusts_done"]
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165 Cuno (Variable["TASK.confront_cuno_about_locusts_done"]) == false
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166 Cuno "Look, Cuno's gonna put you at ease. We didn't do it."
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167 Cuno "Cuno wasn't around. And C was with Cuno. Told you this already."
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168 You "Where were you?"
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169 None
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170 Drama He speaks the truth, my liege.
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171 Cuno "Fuck no, she's not my sister. She's just a stray who got in. Like a mad dog or some shit."
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172 Cuno "Yeah, she's psycho." He leans in even closer. "None of that kiddy-psycho, cat-burning shit -- she does the real deal."
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173 You "What's the real deal?"
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174 Cuno "Snuff radio shit... Believe me, pig, you don't wanna know."
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175 You "Let's leave it at that."
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176 You "Whoa..."
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177 Cuno "Yeah." He watches it sink in.
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178 Cuno "Yeah -- let's."
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179 Rhetoric And he doesn't want to even think about it. This isn't just another boast.
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180 None
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181 You "Stray?"
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182 Cuno "Yeah, she was just there." He points at the apartment building behind the fence.
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183 Cuno Cuno flinches, then lowers his voice even more. "She was in the hallway, dripping wet. By the fucking shoe rack. In the dark."
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184 Cunoesse "What was that, Cuno?" The little one twists her neck, looking at the building.
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185 Cuno "Cuno's got no fucking idea. Her hair was all wet. I think she pissed on the floor too. She was there for three days -- in the corner. Every time Cuno went out."
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186 You "Why was she dripping wet?"
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187 Visual Calculus A shoe cupboard just off to the right? Have you been to this place?
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188 You "That hallway there, with the janitor's closet?" (Point.)
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189 Cuno "I don't know... someone left the door open. Cuno comes home and she's sleeping under the desk, under a pile of clothes. Like a dog."
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190 You "You said she got in? How?"
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191 You "What about your parents?"
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192 Reaction Speed Someone left the door open? It was him. By accident or...
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193 Cuno
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194 Cuno Variable["yard.cuno_reactions_speed_someone_left_door_open"]
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195 Cuno (Variable["yard.cuno_reactions_speed_someone_left_door_open"]) == false
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196 Empathy ...on purpose.
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197 Cuno "Cuno's dad doesn't give a shit. Doesn't even see her there. Or thinks it's fucking Cuno..." He points at himself. "Shit's all on Cuno."
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198 None
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199 Suggestion Cuno? Cunoesse? Two of a kind.
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200 You "Why's she called Cunoesse then?" Variable["yard.cuno_cunoesse_two_of_a_kind"] == true
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201 Cuno "Cos' she fucking looks like Cuno."
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202 You "You don't know her name?"
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203 Cuno "No one knows her name. Cuno calls her C."
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204 None
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205 Cuno "Yeah that's the place. She was just balled up near the closet. Psycho-style."
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206 Cuno
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207 Cuno Variable["yard.cuno_did_killed_a_kid_branch_in_befriend_cuno_wc"]
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208 Cuno (Variable["yard.cuno_did_killed_a_kid_branch_in_befriend_cuno_wc"]) == false
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209 Endurance You know this. The body goes into a kind of revulsion shock. Murder hangover. That's what it could've been.
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210 Cuno
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211 Cuno Variable["yard.cuno_endurannce_talks_murderhangover"]
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212 Cuno (Variable["yard.cuno_endurannce_talks_murderhangover"]) == false
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213 You Murder hangover? From when she...
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214 You I don't want to know this.
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215 Endurance ...killed a kid, yes. Makes them look for a quiet, dark place and just hibernate there. Usually goes on for a few days up to a week.
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216 Half Light Must have been her first one. You only get it on the first one.
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217 Endurance I know you don't. But the thought still comes -- she was hibernating after doing it. Takes a moment to shake it out of your head...
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218 You (Return to the conversation.) "You said she got in? How?"
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219 Cuno "I don't know..." He looks at you suspiciously as you come out of your thoughts. "Someone left the door open. Cuno comes home, she's sleeping under the desk, under a pile of clothes. Like a dog."
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220 None
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221 You "How are you dealing with all of this?" (Conclude.)
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222 Cuno "How's Cuno *dealing*? Cuno's dealing just fine -- he doesn't need you fucking with any of it. C doesn't either."
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223 Cuno "Cuno's got this shit under control." He spits through the gap in his front teeth.
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224 You "She needs professional help. You can't do this alone."
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225 You "Okay, kid."
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226 Cuno "Listen! Listen!" He points to his eyes, then yours. "C is Cuno's go-to, Cuno's protecting her. You fuck with C, you fuck with Cuno. You threaten her, you threaten to take her away..."
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227 You "Who are you kidding, kid? You can't take down a man several times your size. You'll end up dead yourself."
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228 You "Understood, Cuno."
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229 Cuno "Alright." He wipes the sweat off his brow. "Now we can do *business*."
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230 Cuno
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231 Cuno Variable["yard.cuno_tried_to_score_speed_from_cuno_futile"]
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232 Cuno (Variable["yard.cuno_tried_to_score_speed_from_cuno_futile"]) == false
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233 Cuno "No it's not okay." He points to his eyes, then yours. "C is Cuno's go-to, Cuno's protecting her. You fuck with C, you fuck with Cuno. You threaten her, you threaten to take her away..."
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234 Cuno The boy looks you in the eye, black pupils trying to focus... "I am going to *kill* you. I'll run when you put the cuffs on her, sneak up on you later and fuck you up. You understand?"
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235 Empathy This is what it all comes down to -- he needs you to take him seriously now.
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236 Half Light He may not be able to do it, but he will try. Right now he believes he will.
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237 Cuno "You made a big fucking mistake there." He steps back, breathing heavily. "A *huge* mistake. Say goodbye to all the *shit* Cuno would've hooked you up with. You and Cuno are done."
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238 Cuno "Professionally."
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239 Cunoesse "Told you, you shouldn't *deal* with that f****t." The little one behind the fence sounds relieved. Light as air suddenly. "He's fucking nothing."
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240 Empathy She won.
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241 You "I can respect that."
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242 Endurance He's breathing heavily. That took something out of him.
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243 You "Business?"
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244 Cuno "Yeah, what do you want? Cuno can hook you up with --" he starts, no longer whispering.
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245 Cunoesse "Don't hook him up with shit, Cuno!"
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246 Cuno "C, relax, he respects the Cuno. Cuno made him respect the Cuno. You respect the Cuno..." He turns back to you. "You get all kinds of shit!"
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247 Cuno "Remember when you tried to get Cuno to hook you up? We can get *on* that now, if you run a little errand for the Cuno. Me and you. Cuno's gonna hook you up with *illegal narcotics*."
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248 Cuno "Cuno's gonna get you hooked on illegal narcotics, if you run a little errand for the Cuno -- get you *hooked*, pig. Get his hook in you. Then Cuno gonna get you hookin' for more. Cash in big-style. Pig hooker."
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249 Cuno "See, it's tension and release with Cuno. Now we releasin'." He pulls on his tracksuit trousers. "The pant buying shit. That's on now too. Ninety-percent discount for Cuno's pig. Cuno can flex."
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250 Cuno
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251 Cuno Variable["TASK.buy_faln_pants_from_cuno"]
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252 Cuno (Variable["TASK.buy_faln_pants_from_cuno"]) == false
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253 Cuno "Cuno flexes for hobos. Cuno sees you're in need." He spreads his hands like a baker presenting the goods. A smile spreads across his flushed face.
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254 Cuno
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255 Cuno Variable["XP.find_cunos_shack"]
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256 Cuno (Variable["XP.find_cunos_shack"]) == false
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257 Cuno "And, shit, you can even fuck back in Cuno's kingdom! That fuckin' pile of eternite," he points to the back of the yard, "it's a secret door, okay?! Just pull it off and you can fuck into Cuno's shack." He concludes the invitation with a benevolent nod.
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258 Cuno
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259 Cuno Variable["yard.eternite_hub_reached"]
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260 Cuno (Variable["yard.eternite_hub_reached"]) == false
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261 Cuno "And, shit, you can even fuck back in Cuno's kingdom! Cuno saw you sniffin' around that fuckin' pile of eternite. It's a secret door, okay?! Just pull it off -- and fuck back in there." He concludes the invitation with a benevolent nod.
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262 Perception (Sight) He means the shack to the right of the greenhouse, with snow melting on the roof.
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263 Cuno
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264 Cuno Variable["XP.find_cunos_shack"]
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265 Cuno (Variable["XP.find_cunos_shack"]) == false
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266 Cuno "That's right. Cuno's a candy store for pigs now. Get ready to be rewarded," he concludes, spreading his hands like a baker presenting a selection of freshly baked pastries.
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267 You "About that shooting... I didn't mean to... It was only a warning shot." Variable["yard.hangedman_tried_to_shoot_cunoesse_and_missed"]
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268 None
External:
  • (860, 2)
269 None
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270 You "You need backup. I'm here for you." Variable["yard.hangedman_tried_to_shoot_cunoesse_and_missed"] == false
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271 None
External:
  • (860, 2)
272 None
External:
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273 None
External:
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274 Cuno
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275 Cuno Variable["apt.hallway_boots_orb_clicked"]
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276 Cuno (Variable["apt.hallway_boots_orb_clicked"]) == false
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277 You [Leave.]
278 Empathy You were too pushy last time. Think this through, try to really *understand* the psychological bond Cuno has with Cunoesse.
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279 You Okay. So what's the deal with Cunoesse?
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280 Empathy Just look -- while Cuno has no problem being near you, she always hides behind the fence, afraid for her life, like she's *done* something. Something very bad.
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281 Empathy Some things are too awful to dwell on. The *näkkies* and *runkkaris*... might be some kind of defence mechanism.
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282 Cuno
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283 Cuno Variable["church.noid_said_snuff_radio"]
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284 Cuno (Variable["church.noid_said_snuff_radio"]) == false
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285 Reaction Speed Like the private radio stations Noid mentioned?
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286 Rhetoric He doesn't want to think about it. It isn't just another boast.
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287 None
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288 None
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