Conversation 863: YARD / CUNO FRIDGE

Ask if Cuno knows a place you could stash the dead body.

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ID Character Dialogue Conditions Links
0 None
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1 None
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2 Rhetoric By killing in his territory, someone has *openly challenged* Cuno. It's in his best interest to put them in their place.
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3 You "Yes, I see it. The big tall one behind you." Variable["tc.doomed_commercial_area"] == false
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4 You "You mean the Doomed Commercial Area?" Variable["tc.doomed_commercial_area"] == true
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5 You "Fine, Cuno... *Don't* help me then." (Back off.)
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6 Cuno "You gotta get in that shit." He points again. "In there *deep*."
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7 Cuno "Whatever, don't fuck back at the Cuno." He makes a sudden discarding motion. "You gotta get *in* that shit. In there deep."
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8 You "I was in there already." Variable["XP.got_into_doomed_commercial_area"] and Variable["auto.visited_doomed"] == true
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9 You "Ah, I didn't check the basement when I was there..." Variable["XP.got_into_doomed_commercial_area"] and Variable["auto.visited_doomed"] == true and Variable["doomed.icebear_main_hub_reached"] == false
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10 Cuno "And you didn't notice the fucking *ice bear* fridge?" The kid scoffs. "Pig, you need a new pair of eyes. This is fucking embarrassing."
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11 Cuno "You didn't hear it from Cuno, pig." He looks at you seriously. "But don't forget where you heard it from."
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12 None
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13 Cuno "Cuno knows all kinds of shit. Cuno gets *around*."
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14 You "I've lost almost everything, Cuno. My memory, my money, even my name... I *can't* lose my job too! Please, PLEASE help me..."
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15 Cuno "Listen to Cuno -- *always* check the basement." He nods solemnly and crosses his arms. "Cuno always checks basements. Deep style."
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16 Cuno "There's a giant fridge down there. Fuck-gimp will fit, no problem." He nods confidently. "It looks like a white bear or some shit. Try not to piss yourself when you see it."
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17 Rhetoric Don't pay attention to him. Just keep telling your sad story.
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18 Cuno "All right. Cuno hears you. See that shit house over there?" He points to the collapsed building with the bookstore.
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19 Cuno "The fuck are you doing right now?" He looks at you suspiciously. "The fuck is this shit?!"
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20 Cuno "Cuno's clock's not doing shit." He looks at his wrist. "Cuno's got a fuckload of time."
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21 Cuno "For the fuck-gimp? Good thing you asked The Cunmeister." He nods, trying to look older. "Cuno knows a fridge, perfect for freezing f****ts."
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22 You "Thanks, Cuno." (Conclude.) Variable["TASK.go_see_the_fridge"]
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23 You "Kid, this is *serious*. My job is on the line. If I don't get this sorted, I might actually get fired..."
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24 Rhetoric Cuno's a poor kid from a poor neighbourhood. Say your job is on the line. He'll sympathize.
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25 You "I thought you would! Where is it?"
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26 Kim Kitsuragi
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27 Kim Kitsuragi Variable["yard.cuno_fridge_red_check"]
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28 Kim Kitsuragi (Variable["yard.cuno_fridge_red_check"]) == false
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29 You "Really? I don't believe it."
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30 None
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  • (860, 2)
31 You "Where can I find this perfect fridge, then?"
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32 Kim Kitsuragi "Uhm..." The lieutenant's eyes flash behind his glasses. "It's not *that* dramatic. We can just send the body to Processing..."
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33 Cuno "Baconman's in a rush. But what's in it for the Cuno?" He crosses his arms. "What's the return on Cuno's investment?"
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34 None
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35 Cuno "Cuno's got everything Cuno needs. All civics and shit."
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36 Cuno A dark flame smoulders in Cuno's eyes as he ponders your argument -- wordless. Like kings do.
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37 You Convince *the Cuno* to spill the beans.
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38 You "Kind sir, I'll repay you for this information one day. Right now the clock is ticking."
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39 You "A corpse-free yard. Don't you have civic pride?"
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40 None
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41 Cuno "Wasn't going to." He waves you off. "Cuno's not into bacon-charity."
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42 You "What do you mean *in there deep*?" Variable["auto.visited_doomed"] == false
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43 Cuno "Check the fucking basement, pig. Don't you know anything?" The kid rolls his eyes. "Always check the fucking basement. Recon style."
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44 Cunoesse "Don't believe him, Cuno! He just wants to use your fridge!"
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45 None
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46 None
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47 Cunoesse "You can't turn Cuno into your little popo-man! Cuno's his *own* man!"
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48 Cunoesse "You can't buy Cuno, pig! Cuno's already got everything!"
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49 Rhetoric He doesn't know what that means. Talking about *civics and shit* didn't make this any easier.
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50 Reaction Speed There's nothing on his wrist.
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51 Cunoesse "Cuno owns you now, pig! You're Cuno's property!"
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52 You "Some arrogant shit thinks he can kill in the Cuno's kingdom, without asking the Cuno first? That sounds like lawlessness to me."
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53 You "This outlaw's fate is in your hands. Let's make an example of him. Help me *locate* him using fridge-body technology."
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54 Kim Kitsuragi
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55 Kim Kitsuragi IsKimHere()
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56 Kim Kitsuragi (IsKimHere()) == false
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57 Cuno "Cuno's never seen anything so lame..." he says mostly to himself. "Listen, pig... If you were Cuno, the fuck would you care?"
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58 You "You're right, Cuno -- if I were Cuno, I probably wouldn't care..."
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59 You "This isn't about me, Cuno, it's about the people I'm trying to help. It's too late for me anyway..."
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60 None
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61 Cuno "Stop shitting yourself in front of the Cuno. Cuno thought you were some kind of big shit, what is this..."
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62 Cuno "See, Sadshit..." He turns curiously patient and explains: "Cuno doesn't fucking care about this sad shit. *Your* sad shit."
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63 Cuno "Now how about you at least try to entertain the Cuno -- or get the fuck off his crime scene?"
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64 None
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65 Suggestion Now is the time to be humble. Say the *sir* thing.
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66 You So not sure about this. Asking for *class solidarity* seems naive in this case. IsTHCPresent("communist") == true
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67 Rhetoric Can't you see his hair is red -- the colour of social democracy?
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68 You Aren't social democrats traitors?
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69 Rhetoric Not all of them. Social democrats have their hearts in the right place. Some of them can be valuable *allies* if you turn them.
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70 You Am I sure about this? Sounds sort of weak...
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71 Rhetoric No, it's not weak. It's sincere. Do not confuse sincerity with weakness. Say it. Trust me.
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72 You "If you don't tell me, I'll have to go ask other people, and that will take too long... The body is decomposing..."
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73 Cuno "But you see," he says slowly, savouring every word, "Cuno *wants* for it to decompose. Cuno digs that cadaver shit."
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74 Cunoesse "Go fuck off and ask someone else! Cuno's not gonna snitch, he likes corpses!"
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75 You This isn't working at all, you lied to me, Golden Mouth Man.
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76 Rhetoric You just haven't done it long enough. You need to do it even longer.
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77 Drama The Golden Mouth Man is a liar. He can't be trusted, sire. He only wants to humiliate you.
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78 Kim Kitsuragi
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79 Kim Kitsuragi Variable["yard.cuno_drama_golden_mouth_man_is_liar"]
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80 Kim Kitsuragi (Variable["yard.cuno_drama_golden_mouth_man_is_liar"]) == false
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81 Volition Paranoid whisperings. He is not trying to humiliate you. He just doesn't know better.
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82 Rhetoric See, I'm not trying to humiliate you. I just don't know any better. Say it!
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83 Kim Kitsuragi
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84 Kim Kitsuragi Variable["yard.cuno_volition_paranoid_whisperings_of_drama"]
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85 Kim Kitsuragi (Variable["yard.cuno_volition_paranoid_whisperings_of_drama"]) == false
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86 Rhetoric No, it's the Face Blob who's trying to humiliate you. Why does he speak like that? Why can't he speak like a normal person?
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87 Rhetoric He just has *no* heart and *no* sympathy for the cause. It's not your fault.
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88 Rhetoric Yes, he means the Doomed Commercial Area.
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89 You "How do I get *in* the building again?" Variable["XP.got_into_doomed_commercial_area"] == false
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90 None
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91 Cuno "Through the book-store. You gotta beg the book-bitch. Used to be you could get in there through the doorbell, jam that shit. Bookbitch changed that. Cuno doesn't beg -- so Cuno doesn't go there anymore."
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92 You "Beg the book-bitch?"
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93 Cuno "Yeah. Book-bitch. Beg her. You stupid or something?"
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94 Kim Kitsuragi
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95 Kim Kitsuragi IsKimHere()
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96 Kim Kitsuragi (IsKimHere()) == false
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97 Kim Kitsuragi "He means the bookstore -- we have to ask the proprietor of the bookstore."
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98 Cuno "See? The 'clard gets it," he says with a nod. "Listen to your four-eyed friend."
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99 None
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100 Kim Kitsuragi
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101 Kim Kitsuragi IsKimHere()
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102 Kim Kitsuragi (IsKimHere()) == false
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103 Kim Kitsuragi "Why don't we go pester some other kids now?" he says impatiently.
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104 Logic Maybe you should ask these things from other, more well mannered kids the next time. Hmm...
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105 Logic Hmm... That's actually not such a bad idea. Kids do see stuff.
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106 Kim Kitsuragi
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107 Kim Kitsuragi Variable["doomed.plais_name_known"]
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108 Kim Kitsuragi (Variable["doomed.plais_name_known"]) == false
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109 Kim Kitsuragi
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110 Kim Kitsuragi Variable["doomed.plais_name_known"]
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111 Kim Kitsuragi (Variable["doomed.plais_name_known"]) == false
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112 You "You mean Plaisance from the bookstore?"
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113 Cuno "See? It wasn't that hard, pissmidget!"
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114 Kim Kitsuragi "He means the bookstore -- we have to ask..." He checks his notes. "*Plaisance* is the mother of the little girl peddling books on the plaza. We have to ask Plaisance, in the store."
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115 You "Yeah, I already tried that. It's not that easy."
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116 Cuno "Then try again! Cuno's not your brain slave, think for yourself, pig!"
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117 Kim Kitsuragi
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118 Kim Kitsuragi Variable["doomed.bookstore_backdoor_smash_failure"] or Variable["doomed.plais_drama_failure_once"] or Variable["doomed.plais_mentioned_fridge_in_main"]
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119 Kim Kitsuragi (Variable["doomed.bookstore_backdoor_smash_failure"] or Variable["doomed.plais_drama_failure_once"] or Variable["doomed.plais_mentioned_fridge_in_main"]) == false
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120 You "That doesn't mean anything."
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121 Rhetoric Just trust me. He'll sympathize if he realizes you could actually lose your job over this.
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122 Half Light Don't fuck it up, you *need* a fridge.
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123 Shivers A cold comes over you as you glance behind him -- at the crumbling colossus there, casting a shadow on you.
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124 Encyclopedia A white bear? A polar bear?
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125 Reaction Speed Impressive note-keeping, lieutenant.
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