Conversation 862: YARD / CUNO BODY

* Ask Cuno about the hanged man.

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ID Character Dialogue Conditions Links
0 None
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1 None
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2 Cuno "Shitload, pig, what's your question?"
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3 Cuno "You're testing Cuno's patience here."
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4 Cunoesse "Get lost, f****t!"
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5 None
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6 You "More on this later. Right now let's talk about something else."
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7 Cunoesse "Don't tell the pig shit, Cuno!"
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8 Reaction Speed This is where you *quickly* ask him questions. Real cop-questions. Like a cop.
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9 None
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10 Kim Kitsuragi
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11 Kim Kitsuragi Variable["yard.cuno_cop_questions"]
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12 Kim Kitsuragi (Variable["yard.cuno_cop_questions"]) == false
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13 Cunoesse "Fucking idiot *mulkkupää* doesn't know any questions."
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14 You "I don't have questions."
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15 You (Whisper.) "Kim, help me out here. What do we want to know?" IsKimHere()
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16 Kim Kitsuragi "If I were to want to waste my time -- which I do not -- I would ask them who he is, how he got there, and the *usual*."
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17 Cunoesse "Pig's choking, he's totally choking!"
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18 You "Uh..."
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19 None
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20 Cuno "Just a lone pig trying to sugar-talk some kids. That seems pretty fucking suspicious to Cuno."
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21 None
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22 You "Do you know how it got up there?"
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23 Cuno "Probably climbed? Cuno was busy *down the road* when that shit went down."
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24 Cuno "Told you, pig bacon. Cuno doesn't do regional. Cuno's been to places you wouldn't dream of."
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25 You "You didn't really leave the city. Where were you?" Variable["yard.cuno_body_drama_revachol"]
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26 Cuno "You heard Cuno -- Cuno wasn't even in Martinaise. Cuno wasn't in Revachol." He puffs himself up. "Cuno wasn't *regional*."
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27 You "So you didn't see it happening?"
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28 You "Where's the rest of his armour?" IsTaskActive("TASK.ask_cuno_about_the_armour")--[[ Variable[ ]]
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29 You "Have you seen anyone suspicious around?"
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30 Cuno "Just a couple of pigs sniffing around in the dirt. That seems pretty fucking suspicious to Cuno."
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31 Cunoesse "Yeah, you tell the *fägäri*, Cuno!"
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32 Kim Kitsuragi
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33 Kim Kitsuragi IsKimHere()
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34 Kim Kitsuragi (IsKimHere()) == false
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35 Kim Kitsuragi
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36 Kim Kitsuragi IsKimHere() == false and Variable["yard.cuno_cop_questions"] == false
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37 Kim Kitsuragi (IsKimHere() == false and Variable["yard.cuno_cop_questions"] == false) == false
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38 Esprit de Corps The lieutenant is sitting on the edge of his bed, twenty kilometres from here, and cleaning his boots. An archetypal policeman like him would *definitely* come up with some questions to ask right now. Unlike you, standing here alone, unable to gather your thoughts.
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39 You "Do you know who he was?"
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40 You "Oh, okay. Where did you go then?"
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41 Rhetoric The usual being "have you seen anything out of the ordinary" or "have you seen anything suspicious"?
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42 Drama Stop choking or everyone will see you're a fake! All this *thespianism* isn't doing you any good!
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43 Authority The kids are overwhelming you. Regain control of yourself and the situation.
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44 Cuno "I don't know, some fucking..." He looks around, trying to come up with something.
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45 Cuno "Mesque, or... or I don't know. Some other place... Night City! Cuno was in fucking Night City."
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46 Encyclopedia There is no Night City anywhere. That sounds like the name of a city in some pulp science fiction novel.
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47 You "That's a fictional city name. Night City doesn't exist." Variable["yard.cuno_night_city"] == true
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48 You "Where is Night City?"
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49 Cuno "Why you gotta be riding Cuno's ass? You haven't been where Cuno's been. You haven't been in Cuno's head."
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50 Drama The city's too large for him to have left. But he wasn't *here* either... So where was he?
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51 Cuno "You wanna know where Cuno was? You wanna know what Cuno's been fucking *up* to?"
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52 Cunoesse "Don't tell him that Cuno, it's lame!"
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53 Cuno "It's not fucking lame! Cuno's building Cuno's city -- Night City, Rage City, the City of Rage. That's it. And it's not lame!"
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54 Interfacing What the hell *is* it about then? A city of toys? No, with this kid, it's probably made of cigarette butts. Or maybe sand and melting snow?
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55 Kim Kitsuragi
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56 Kim Kitsuragi Variable["yard.cuno_interfacing_whats_rage_city_about"]
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57 Kim Kitsuragi (Variable["yard.cuno_interfacing_whats_rage_city_about"]) == false
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58 Logic This is a minor discovery. Don't let this Night City business clog up your mind. Proceed with your investigation. If it's really important, it will come up later.
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59 None
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60 Cuno "That's the name of Cuno's city, bitch! Get the fuck off Cuno's back. This shit ain't about that."
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61 Rhetoric Looks like you're a *fägäri* now, whatever that means. The *suspicious* question doesn't really work in antagonistic situations.
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62 Kim Kitsuragi
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63 Kim Kitsuragi Variable["yard.cuno_rhet_explain_the_usual_thing"]
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64 Kim Kitsuragi (Variable["yard.cuno_rhet_explain_the_usual_thing"]) == false
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65 You "There are contusions all over his body. Did you do that?" Variable["backyard.body_register_throwing_stones"] == true
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66 Cuno "Fuck are you talking about? What is this *con-tush-on* shit?" He grabs his head like it's suddenly hurting.
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67 Cunoesse "He says you're *stupid*, Cuno! They want to make you stupid again!"
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68 You "A contusion is a bruise. I'm talking about the marks your stones left on the corpse."
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69 You "I hate words too."
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70 Cuno "Oh, did Cuno make your shit-sniffing harder? Obstruction of shit-sniffing?" He lets go of his head, suddenly feeling better. "This is Cuno's Kingdom. Cuno fucking rules here."
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71 None
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72 Esprit de Corps He's thinking the kid has amassed quite the vocabulary of law-enforcement terms. But he's not going to stick his nose into this.
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73 Kim Kitsuragi
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74 Kim Kitsuragi IsKimHere()
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75 Kim Kitsuragi (IsKimHere()) == false
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76 Kim Kitsuragi
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77 Kim Kitsuragi Variable["yard.cuno_perception_you_hear_the_lieutenant_hum"]
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78 Kim Kitsuragi (Variable["yard.cuno_perception_you_hear_the_lieutenant_hum"]) == false
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79 Perception (Hearing) "Hmmm..." you hear the lieutenant hum.
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80 Kim Kitsuragi
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81 Kim Kitsuragi Variable["yard.cuno_esprit_lawenforcement_vocabluary"]
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82 Kim Kitsuragi (Variable["yard.cuno_esprit_lawenforcement_vocabluary"]) == false
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83 You "Me and my partner are wondering, where did you pick up so many police terms?"
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84 You Proceed with the questioning.
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85 Cunoesse "Me and *my* partner are wondering..." The demonic hiss behind the fence gets louder. "Do you guys puff Peter?"
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86 Cuno Cuno erupts into laughter, pointing his finger at you, then Kim, then back at you...
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87 Esprit de Corps An unfortunate choice of words, the lieutenant from Precinct 57 thinks. He looks downwind at the rotting corpse. He could use a cigarette right about now.
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88 Kim Kitsuragi
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89 Kim Kitsuragi Variable["whirling.kim_took_away_body_day_2"]
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90 Kim Kitsuragi (Variable["whirling.kim_took_away_body_day_2"]) == false
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91 Esprit de Corps An unfortunate choice of words, the lieutenant from Precinct 57 thinks. He looks at the harbour walls looming overhead. He could use a cigarette right about now.
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92 None
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93 Esprit de Corps Good. That's what the lieutenant from Precinct 57 would have done as well.
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94 Cuno "Words are fucking shit, make you stupid!" He spits on the ground. "Cuno's got his own words now -- Cuno-words."
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95 Logic Has Cuno been to some kind of school? Probably a school for children with behavioural difficulties.
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96 You "Cuno, shouldn't you be at school or something?"
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97 You "I have behavioural difficulties too."
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98 You Better not to mention it.
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99 Kim Kitsuragi
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100 Kim Kitsuragi Variable["yard.cuno_logic_been_to_handicapped_school_maybe"]
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101 Kim Kitsuragi (Variable["yard.cuno_logic_been_to_handicapped_school_maybe"]) == false
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102 None
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103 Cunoesse "Watch out, Cuno, he's trying to relate to you!"
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104 Cuno "That's the past, pig. Cuno's not *there* anymore. Cuno did his time." He nods solemnly. "Now ask about that pig corpse shit and don't go sniffing into Cuno's past!"
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105 None
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106 Cunoesse "Pigs come to take you back, Cuno!" the hat-wearing fiend shrieks. "Tryin'a dig up dirt on you!"
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107 Cuno "Cuno doesn't give a shit about your handicap. Get a wheelchair or something. Cuno doesn't care."
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108 Suggestion It's tough to tell, but he actually does... a little. He tilts his head to the right, reassessing you in the light of your bad ass learning disability.
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109 Logic How is that better? At least get back to the corpse then.
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110 None
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111 Cuno "Cuno's fuck-gimp." He picks up a rock. "Cuno uses the fuck-gimp for target practice."
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112 Drama He's trying to hide the fact that he doesn't know.
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113 Kim Kitsuragi
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114 Kim Kitsuragi Variable["yard.cuno_drama_trying_to_hide_he_doesnt_know"]
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115 Kim Kitsuragi (Variable["yard.cuno_drama_trying_to_hide_he_doesnt_know"]) == false
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116 You "So you don't know anything."
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117 You "I meant who he *was*. Before he died?"
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118 Cuno "Cuno knows all kinds of shit. Cuno's not a snitch, that's all." He shakes his head, clearly offended. "Tryin'a make the Cuno sing into the popophone..."
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119 Cuno "Cuno knows what you meant. Cuno's not a snitch, that's all." He shakes his head, clearly offended. "Tryin'a make Cuno sing into the popophone..."
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120 Reaction Speed He could've just said he doesn't know.
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121 Cuno "Cuno *knows* shit. Cuno's not a snitch, that's all." He shakes his head, clearly offended. "Tryin'a make Cuno sing into the popophone..."
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122 You "You could've just said you don't know."
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123 Kim Kitsuragi
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124 Kim Kitsuragi Variable["yard.cuno_reaction_speed_coulve_said_dont_know"]
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125 Kim Kitsuragi (Variable["yard.cuno_reaction_speed_coulve_said_dont_know"]) == false
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126 You "Okay."
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127 Cuno "Yeah it's fucking okay!" He throws the rock. It misses. "Gotta have a gimp for rock practice..."
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128 Cunoesse "Don't ask the pigs for permission, Cuno. Don't ask the pigs for shit!"
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129 None
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130 None
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131 You "Okay. About the dead body..."
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132 Cuno "Yeah? Cuno didn't smoke him, if that's what you mean." He draws snot up his nose.
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133 Logic Thanks, Cuno. That's one name you can now cross off the list.
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134 None
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135 You "Let's back up. This isn't going anywhere."
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136 Cuno The buck-toothed gremlin lets go of his head. Looks like the attack has passed.
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137 Pain Threshold The pain of the word recedes, he's feeling better now. Further away from *education*.
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138 Cuno "Cuno gives this info out on a need-to-know basis. And *you* don't need to know." He draws snot up his nose. "Cuno didn't smoke the gimp, if that's what you meant."
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139 Cunoesse "Lame!"
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140 Logic It's impossible to deduce what it *is* about, at least for the moment. If it's important, it'll come up later. Focus on the case.
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141 You "Yes, that's what I'm saying. You're stupid."
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142 Cuno Cuno lets go of his head. "Get the fuck out of here, calling Cuno stupid? Pigs come to Cuno for guidance, then say he's stupid? The fuck is up with that?"
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143 Cunoesse "They're lost without you, Cuno! They need you. You're in control of this!"
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144 None
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145 Cuno "Why don't you figure your shit out yourself -- before you come to *Detective Cuno* for help?"
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146 Kim Kitsuragi
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147 Kim Kitsuragi IsKimHere()
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148 Kim Kitsuragi (IsKimHere()) == false
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149 Kim Kitsuragi "Hmmm... maybe we should." The lieutenant raises an eyebrow.
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150 None
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151 Rhetoric Got told by a twelve-year old. Here's a tip for the future: If you wanna win an argument, wait for my sign. Don't just go barging in.
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152 Cuno "Cuno's fuck-gimp's got one big thing wrong with him. He's a fucking mutant."
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153 Cuno "Shoot that shit at Cuno."
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154 You "How come?"
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155 You "Okay, another question then."
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156 Cuno "Cuno doesn't give a shit about the armour."
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157 You "A mutant?"
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158 Cuno "Look at him!" He points to the body. "Fucking growth hormone shit. He's a giant. The armour's too big for *any man*."
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159 Physical Instrument Oh, come on. He's just pretending that he doesn't care because he's too small for the armour.
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160 Cuno He drills his temples with his fingers in some strange, aggressive gesture. "Cuno doesn't give a shit about that freak armour. Cuno threw that shit away."
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161 None
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162 You "You're just too small for the armour." Variable["yard.cuno_physints_armour_too_big_for_cuno"] == true
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163 You "What do you mean you *threw it away*?"
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164 You "You threw it in the sea?" Variable["yard.cuno_armour_sea_branch_finished"] == true
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165 You "Who do you mean, troubadour?" Variable["yard.cuno_armour_sea_branch_finished2"] == true
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166 Cuno "Get the fuck out of here, tryin'a fuck on me with that midget shit? Cuno's twelve! He's huge!" He squints at you.
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167 Cuno "What are you... fucking eighty? When Cuno's eighty, Cuno can fit four of you in Cuno! Fuck outta here!"
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168 Cunoesse "Trying to fuck on Cuno? Fuck outta here!"
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169 None
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170 Cuno "Cuno tried to get the helmet on. It was too big." He performs a kick-off on the imaginary helmet.
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171 Cuno "Cuno kicked that shit in the sea. Rugby style. That shit means *nothing* to Cuno."
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172 Cuno "Yeah, that shit means *nothing* to Cuno," he repeats. "Cuno doesn't give a shit about material shit. Cuno's a fucking monk!"
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173 Cuno "You wanna fuck on someone 'bout that armour? Go fuck the moustached Union fuck -- the jolly troubadour shit at the gates."
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174 Cuno "Yeah, Cock-in-Boots. You know that jolly Union cow fucker? Came around talking about cows or some shit. Came around pretendin' like he cares about cows."
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175 Visual Calculus Yes, you met him at the gates. The one with the boots and the jolly smile.
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176 Kim Kitsuragi
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177 Kim Kitsuragi Variable["gates.manana_greeting_done"]
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178 Kim Kitsuragi (Variable["gates.manana_greeting_done"]) == false
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179 Kim Kitsuragi
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180 Kim Kitsuragi Variable["yard.cuno_vical_recognized_manana_descript"]
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181 Kim Kitsuragi (Variable["yard.cuno_vical_recognized_manana_descript"]) == false
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182 Reaction Speed He means Mañana, the laid-back striker at the gates.
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183 None
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184 Cuno "So yeah, he's the one you wanna talk to. He's fucking crazy about that armour shit. Coming here, pretending like he likes cows, tryin'a catch a peep at Cuno's armour... Go to the gates -- ask him yourself."
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185 Kim Kitsuragi
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186 Kim Kitsuragi Variable["yard.cuno_reaction_speed_manana_reconized"]
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187 Kim Kitsuragi (Variable["yard.cuno_reaction_speed_manana_reconized"]) == false
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188 You "You mean Mañana?"
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189 Cuno "Yeah, he's the one you wanna talk to. He's fucking crazy about that armour shit. Coming here, pretending like he likes cows, tryin'a catch a peep at Cuno's armour."
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190 Drama Curious, my liege. Why did Cuno feed you this information?
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191 You "And you're just telling me this out of the kindness of your heart, Cuno?"
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192 Kim Kitsuragi
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193 Kim Kitsuragi Variable["yard.cuno_drama_why_feed_this_info_to_cuno"]
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194 Kim Kitsuragi (Variable["yard.cuno_drama_why_feed_this_info_to_cuno"]) == false
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195 You Let it be.
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196 Cuno "Yeah, Cuno's doing charity today. Cuno Day. Cuno feels *sorry* for you two loser-pigs. Cuno's doing pity now."
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197 Drama Yes, pray pardon, sire! Better to let it be. I did not mean to make you paranoid.
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198 None
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199 Drama Still, seems suspicious... He may have it in for that guy. Or you may be paranoid. That is also a possibility, sire.
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200 Kim Kitsuragi
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201 Kim Kitsuragi IsKimHere()
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202 Kim Kitsuragi (IsKimHere()) == false
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203 Cuno "Yeah, Cuno's doing charity today. Cuno Day. Cuno feels *sorry* for you, loser-pig. Cuno's doing pity now."
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204 None
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205 None
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206 Cuno "The fuck about it?"
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207 Cuno "Fucking Mesque, or I don't know. Some other place... Night City! Cuno was in fucking Night City."
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208 Kim Kitsuragi
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209 Kim Kitsuragi Variable["TASK.fridge_victims_body_done"] or Variable["TASK.send_corpse_to_processing_done"]
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210 Kim Kitsuragi (Variable["TASK.fridge_victims_body_done"] or Variable["TASK.send_corpse_to_processing_done"]) == false
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211 Cuno "Do you remember how he looked?! Fucking growth hormone shit. He's a giant. The armour's too big for *any man*."
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212 Kim Kitsuragi
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213 Kim Kitsuragi Variable["TASK.ask_cuno_about_the_armour"]
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214 Kim Kitsuragi (Variable["TASK.ask_cuno_about_the_armour"]) == false
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215 Cuno He drills his temples with his fingers in some strange, aggressive gesture. "Cuno doesn't give a shit about that freak armour. Cuno threw that shit away."
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216 Kim Kitsuragi
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217 Kim Kitsuragi Variable["yard.cuno_rhet_explain_the_usual_thing"]
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218 Kim Kitsuragi (Variable["yard.cuno_rhet_explain_the_usual_thing"]) == false
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219 Suggestion You have no idea what the *usual* is. Just ask whatever comes to mind.
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220 Physical Instrument End of conversation. Very strong. You should be this stoic.
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221 Inland Empire Yes. This troubadour has it. You can *feel* it.
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222 Cuno "Remember Night City, pig fuck? Cuno was in fucking Night City getting shit *done*."
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223 Kim Kitsuragi
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224 Kim Kitsuragi Variable["yard.cuno_locusts_no_more"]
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225 Kim Kitsuragi (Variable["yard.cuno_locusts_no_more"]) == false
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226 Kim Kitsuragi
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227 Kim Kitsuragi Variable["yard.cuno_locusts_no_more"]
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228 Kim Kitsuragi (Variable["yard.cuno_locusts_no_more"]) == false
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229 Cunoesse "What the fuck, Cuno! Stop being so fucking lame!"
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