* Who is Cuno? * Make amends with Cuno.
This is a listing of every "entry" in a given game conversation as scraped from the game files. Entries often contain written dialogue, as well as conditional logic governing their appearance to the player. They also link to other entries, sometimes automatically and sometimes through player action. This page is best used to search for a specific word or phrase, as following the links in this format can be difficult. For an experience that better accommodates the branching structure of these conversations, see the corresponding interactive page.
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0 | None |
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1 | None |
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2 | Cuno | "Cuno's Cuno, pig!" The boy points to his chest with both thumbs. |
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3 | You | "Got it -- I had another question." |
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4 | You | "So you refer to yourself in the third person?" |
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5 | None |
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6 | Cuno | "Cuno doesn't do that *smart* shit." He seems offended. "Don't throw that book shit at Cuno. Cuno knows you're lying." |
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7 | Kim Kitsuragi | "Put it away." The lieutenant crosses his arms. "The information here isn't worth it." |
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8 | Cuno | "Stay the fuck away from Cuno! You smell like bum shit!" He backs away from you, wrinkling his nose. "Cuno's not a bum. Cuno doesn't touch that shit." |
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9 | Cuno | "You fucking with Cuno?" The boy is looking at the A6 logo on the key chain like he can't believe his eyes. |
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10 | Cuno | "That's right. Just fuck off." |
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11 | Cuno | "Really? Shit... let Cuno sample it then, pig." He almost starts grabbing for it, but then rebounds and runs his hand through his hair. |
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12 | Cuno | "Fucker! Cuno ain't buying that entrapment shit. Takin' kilo from the pigs... what, you think Cuno's green shit?" |
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13 | Cunoesse | "You think Cuno's shit is green?" the little whatever-it-is behind the fence shrieks. |
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14 | You | "It may not look like it now, but you may have vital information." |
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15 | Cuno | "Ame-fucking-what, pig?" |
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16 | You | "Look..." (Play along.) "I want to make this right with Cuno. Make amends." |
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17 | You | "I don't know what got into me... Giving keys to a 20-ton motor-lorry to a child -- give 'em back!" |
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18 | You | "Believe it. I am the miracle worker. The bedazzle-man. Around me, dreams come true." |
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19 | Cuno | "Too late, pig! Thanks. I... fucking thanks!" For a moment he seems at a loss for words. |
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20 | Cuno | The wide grin above his clenched jaw, the heavy breathing, the dilated pupils... It all speaks of one thing -- this was a really good idea! |
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21 | You | "You're a cool dude. Let's just bury the hatchet, okay?" |
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22 | Cunoesse | "Don't trust the f****t oinker, Cuno!" |
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23 | You | "Amends, Cuno. I was wrong to try to hit you. I'm sorry." |
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24 | None |
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25 | Cunoesse | "Punch yourself in the face again!" The other one won't even let you talk to Cuno. |
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26 | You | "Got you a little set of wheels, Cuno." (Throw him the keys to the abandoned truck.) | CheckItem("key_abandoned_lorry") |
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27 | You | "Perhaps I could interest you in some speed?" (Show him the stuff.) | CheckItemGroup("speed") |
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28 | You | "Here's a drink, kid. It's alcohol. This should make us friends." (Extend the bottle of liquor.) | CheckItemGroup("alcohol") |
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29 | None |
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30 | Cuno | "Yeah? How are you going to make it up to Cuno, pigshit?" |
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31 | Cuno | "Oh, so that's what this is about. You need a snitch-bitch. You need Cuno --" he pauses for clarity " -- to be your sweaty little snitch bitch." |
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32 | You | "Yeah, I don't have the time for this." [Leave.] |
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33 | You | "It's just very hard for me to let things go. I know it doesn't matter, but I need to make this right." |
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34 | None |
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35 | None |
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36 | Kim Kitsuragi |
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37 | Kim Kitsuragi | IsKimHere() |
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38 | Kim Kitsuragi | (IsKimHere()) == false |
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39 | Kim Kitsuragi |
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40 | Kim Kitsuragi | Variable["yard.cuno_had_the_being_cuno_bitch_dialogue"] |
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41 | Kim Kitsuragi | (Variable["yard.cuno_had_the_being_cuno_bitch_dialogue"]) == false |
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42 | Kim Kitsuragi | "What are you doing?" The lieutenant's dark eyes peer into yours over his spectacles. |
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43 | You | "I need to make truce with Cuno, offer him something." |
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44 | Kim Kitsuragi | "Please don't waste time on nonsense." |
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45 | Kim Kitsuragi | "No, you really, really don't. That is a twelve year old boy. His opinion of you doesn't matter." |
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46 | Esprit de Corps | The lieutenant does not approve of this. At all. |
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47 | Cuno | "You don't fucking matter, book-gimp!" |
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48 | Cuno | "You need to rethink your tribute to Cuno. Cuno's not taking the cage just because you fucked yourself in the face!" |
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49 | Cuno | "Ease off, C!" He turns to you. "Thanks, pig -- we're cool now. You punching yourself in the face worked out real good for everyone." |
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50 | You | "I'm still going to mark it down as something I need to do..." |
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51 | Kim Kitsuragi | "You're totally unraveling, officer." |
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52 | Cunoesse | "KILL YOURSELF!!! Cuno, make him kill himself!" |
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53 | Kim Kitsuragi | "Uh... okay..." The lieutenant looks worried. "I *might* understand if you told me, but, sure... let's not waste any more time here." He turns to leave. |
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54 | Cuno | "Reminisce with Cuno: first you try to fiddle this -- then you punch yourself in the face? What was up with that?" |
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55 | Cunoesse | "Yeah, Cuno!" The sycophantic pipo-wearing pup behind the fence agrees. "What *was* that?" |
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56 | You | "Please be careful with it. And don't actually drive it anywhere, okay?" |
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57 | You | Say nothing. [Leave.] |
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58 | Cunoesse | "You belittled yourself before the Cuno." Her voice is calm, she doesn't dignify you with a look. "Now you must seek his forgiveness." |
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59 | Kim Kitsuragi | "But... but... *why*?" He looks truly puzzled. "You're turning this into a huge thing." |
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60 | Cuno | "You can pay tribute to Cuno with drugs. Or cigarettes... or some wheels. Cuno could use some wheels. Motorized carriage shit." |
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61 | Cuno | "You better come up with a way to make Cuno forget you tried to fucking hit him, piggo." |
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62 | Cuno | "We're cool now. But don't be pulling this shit on Cuno, or Cuno's gonna have to beat the shit out of you, *again*." |
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63 | You | "I don't have anything... What can I offer you, Cuno?" |
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64 | Cuno | "How are you gonna make Cuno forget that shit, huh?" |
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65 | Cuno | "Okay, porkson..." He snatches it from your hand. "Tar keeps Cuno sharp, helps Cuno think. Cuno likes that brain-boost shit." |
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66 | You | "In punching, someone always ends up being someone's bitch. Don't you know anything about male power structures, Kim?" |
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67 | None |
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68 | Cunoesse | "He's tryin'a forget it Cuno. Don't let him forget it just like that." |
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69 | Kim Kitsuragi |
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70 | Kim Kitsuragi | IsKimHere() |
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71 | Kim Kitsuragi | (IsKimHere()) == false |
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72 | Cuno | "Class-A fucker..." Cuno shakes his head. "Blind fucks are always ruining it for everybody." |
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73 | Kim Kitsuragi | "Uh... okay..." The lieutenant looks worried. "If you absolutely *need* to." He shakes his head. "But right now let's move out." |
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74 | Cuno | "You can pay tribute to Cuno with drugs or cigarettes..." He pauses. "Gets Cuno to like you again... Some giant-ass wheels would be nice too." |
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75 | Kim Kitsuragi |
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76 | Kim Kitsuragi | IsKimHere() |
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77 | Kim Kitsuragi | (IsKimHere()) == false |
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78 | You | "All will be well as soon as I get this 'being Cuno's bitch' situation off my back." (Don't wait for the lieutenant to answer.) "Let's get to work, Kim!" [Leave.] |
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79 | You | "Don't worry, lieutenant -- I got this. Now, let's go." [Leave.] |
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80 | Kim Kitsuragi | With a quick motion the lieutenant stops your hand before your palm opens. "Are you crazy?" |
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81 | Kim Kitsuragi |
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82 | Kim Kitsuragi | IsKimHere() |
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83 | Kim Kitsuragi | (IsKimHere()) == false |
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84 | Authority | Kim is never going to be okay with you handing something like this off to a minor. This plan is either off the table or you need to do it when he's not around. |
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85 | None |
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86 | Kim Kitsuragi | The lieutenant's eyes inspect your face for a while, then his posture relaxes. "Okay, let's go." |
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87 | Kim Kitsuragi |
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88 | Kim Kitsuragi | IsKimHere() |
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89 | Kim Kitsuragi | (IsKimHere()) == false |
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90 | You | "You're right, Kim, you're right, of course." [Leave.] |
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91 | None |
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92 | Kim Kitsuragi | "Put that away. Right now." He stops you. |
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93 | You | "Let's rip some tar, Cuno." (Hold out the pack of cigarettes.) | CheckItem("drug_smokes_astra") or CheckItem("drug_smokes_tioumoutiri") |
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94 | Kim Kitsuragi |
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95 | Kim Kitsuragi | CheckItem("drug_smokes_astra") |
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96 | Kim Kitsuragi | (CheckItem("drug_smokes_astra")) == false |
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97 | Cuno | "Okay, porkson..." He snatches it from your hand. "Tar keeps Cuno sharp, helps Cuno think. Cuno likes that brain-boost shit." |
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98 | You | "See, Kim? Cuno is a big boy." |
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99 | You | "We may need his help. Who knows what he knows?" |
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100 | Cuno | "Back off, fuck-eyes. Cuno is a man." He puffs up his chest. "Cuno can smoke if he wants." |
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101 | You | "You're right, I shouldn't give smokes to a kid." |
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102 | Cuno | "*MAN!*" The screech from the red-haired goblin is nearly deafening. |
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103 | You | "Okay, *man*. Cuno is a man and men smoke. You want this?" (Shake the pack of cigarettes at the boy.) |
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104 | You | "I'm not indulging that." |
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105 | Cuno | "Fuck you too, piggo! Fuck you and your four eyed friend!" He shakes his head, disappointed. "Thought you wanted to make this right with Cuno..." |
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106 | None |
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107 | Kim Kitsuragi | "No -- what we *need* is to get back to work. He doesn't know anything." |
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108 | You | "This *is* work. So how about it, Cuno? This can be yours." (Shake the pack of cigarettes at the boy.) |
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109 | Esprit de Corps | The lieutenant doesn't like this. It may be less destructive to your working relationship to just come back alone later. |
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110 | Cuno | "Cuno's Cuno!" The boy points to his chest with both thumbs. "You already know that, slow-shit." |
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111 | You | "Right. How could I forget?" |
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112 | None |
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113 | You | "Got it -- had another question." |
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114 | Cunoesse | "Cuno, stop being nice to the pig!" The screech pierces through the yard. "Step away from Cuno, fat-ass creep!" |
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115 | Cuno | "Cuno thinks you have brain damage or some shit." He twirls a finger next to his head. "Cuno cares." |
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116 | Cuno | "Ease off, C. Don't be telling Cuno what Cuno can do!" He turns back to you. "What else you want, pigman?" |
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117 | None |
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118 | You | "Cuno? Sounds like something you'd call a rabid dog..." | Variable["yard.cuno_elchem_primal_name"] == true |
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119 | You | "Cuno? Is that some kind of gang name?" |
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120 | Logic | It's always *Cuno*, never *I*. Clearly the kid's using the third-person perspective as a shield. |
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121 | Half Light | Cuno... Primal. Violent. |
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122 | Cuno | "The fuck are you calling a *third person*?! Cuno's the fucking FIRST person." |
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123 | Cunoesse | "Watch out, Cuno, he's trying to fiddle you. He's gonna put his HANDS on you!" The *thing* behind the fence starts squealing, shrill and violent like a fire alarm. |
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124 | Cunoesse | The sound gets louder as the child shouts at the windows overlooking the yard. "Help! Pigs got Cuno! Help! RAPE!" |
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125 | Cuno | "Help!" The boy joins in. "He's got the Cuno!!! HELP!!!" |
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126 | You | "I'm not doing anything! See?" |
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127 | You | "Just answer the questions." |
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128 | You | "I'm just going to leave." (Conclude the conversation.) |
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129 | Cuno | "Help! He's digging his dick out!!!" |
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130 | None |
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131 | Empathy | He looks slightly confused but proud he came up with that retort -- but right as he's getting distracted, you hear a malevolent hiss from behind the fence... |
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132 | You | "Interesting... you refer to yourself in the third person to distance yourself from the situation?" | Variable["yard.cuno_logic_refer_i"] == true |
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133 | Cuno | "Yeah, Cuno's in a fucking gang. In a bang gang. Cuno bangs for Madre, bangs for the Mazda, bangs for Revachol..." |
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134 | Cuno | "Yeah!" His eyes light up. "Think about it. Think about that rabid Cuno shit." |
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135 | Empathy | He seems glad someone understood what he was going for -- but right as he's getting distracted, you hear a malevolent hiss from behind the fence... |
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136 | Empathy | The boy knows he has an addictive personality. Admirable insight for his age. |
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137 | Empathy | He lays the names out there with pride and precision, like cards on a table. Right when he's getting distracted, there's a malevolent hiss behind the fence... |
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138 | Cuno | "Trying to get Cuno hooked on the book..." |
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139 | None |
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140 | Cuno | "Yeah, get out of here before the Cuno beats *the shit* out of you." |
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141 | Cunoesse | "Yeah, that's right... drag your fat ass out of here, fat boy. Before Cuno fucks you!" |
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142 | Cuno | "Baaang! Got fucked by the Cuno." You hear him say as you walk away. "We alright. You wanna get fucked again, come back." |
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143 | Volition | Don't listen. Just go. |
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144 | You | Listen. |
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145 | You | Just go. [Leave.] |
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146 | Kim Kitsuragi |
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147 | Kim Kitsuragi | Variable["yard.cuno_volition_walk_away"] |
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148 | Kim Kitsuragi | (Variable["yard.cuno_volition_walk_away"]) == false |
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149 | Volition | Calm down. Anyone watching can see you're doing nothing. Just keep it professional. |
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150 | None |
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151 | Reaction Speed | Everyone can hear. You need to get the hell out of here before... |
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152 | Cuno | "Everybody! PLEASE!!! He's digging his dick out!!!" |
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153 | Cunoesse | "Escalate, Cuno! His dick is out, you're afraid!" |
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154 | Cuno | "PIGS ARE HURTING CUNO! SOMEBODY *PLEASE!!!*" It's full blast now; the wind carries the message far and wide across Martinaise. |
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155 | Shivers | Windows are being opened. On Rue Saint-Cispare, people are turning their heads. An elderly woman puts down her grocery bags in front of the Frittte store and listens. Somewhere behind her, the gates of the industrial harbour are raised. |
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156 | Shivers | On the catwalk above the shipping containers, a broad-shouldered man jerks his head up. "That Cuno? Cop's getting killed out there." The tattooed Mesque next to him smiles. "That's Cuno alright!" |
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157 | Kim Kitsuragi |
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158 | Kim Kitsuragi | Variable["yard.cuno_shiver_screaming_kids_titus"] |
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159 | Kim Kitsuragi | (Variable["yard.cuno_shiver_screaming_kids_titus"]) == false |
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160 | Physical Instrument | You didn't shut him down. Your fat fist didn't meet its target. Instead, it pulled you down with it. |
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161 | Physical Instrument | Thump! The blow connects surprisingly well, leaving your knuckles tingling. |
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162 | You | Shut him down. |
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163 | Kim Kitsuragi |
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164 | Kim Kitsuragi | Variable["yard.cuno_redcheck_blast_cuno_in_the_face"] |
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165 | Kim Kitsuragi | (Variable["yard.cuno_redcheck_blast_cuno_in_the_face"]) == false |
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166 | You | "Are you high right now?" | Variable["tc.cuno_is_high"] or Variable["yard.cuno_logic_cuno_could_be_high"] |
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167 | You | "What is this sick charade?" |
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168 | You | Don't punch him -- it's a bad idea. (Back off.) |
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169 | You | "Who put you up to this?" |
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170 | Cuno | "No one," he whispers suddenly. "Cuno's doing this because he *likes* it, pig." |
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171 | You | "Someone put you up to this." | Variable["yard.cuno_who_put_you_up_to_this"] == true |
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172 | Kim Kitsuragi |
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173 | Kim Kitsuragi | IsKimHere() |
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174 | Kim Kitsuragi | (IsKimHere()) == false |
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175 | Kim Kitsuragi | "You put him up to this yourself -- when you decided to talk to him in the first place." |
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176 | Cuno | "You did this to yourself, when you antagonized the Cuno." He looks around, then yells: "POLICE VIOLENCE! RAPE!!!" |
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177 | None |
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178 | Cuno | "NOOOO!!!" the boy screams, his freckled face contorted in hideous, uncontainable laughter. "Get off Cuno, you sick fat fuck!" |
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179 | Authority | This is where Cuno establishes dominance. Over you. |
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180 | None |
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181 | You | Just walk away. [Leave.] | Variable["yard.cuno_volition_walk_away"] == true |
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182 | Cunoesse | "HELP! The pig's gagging him. Cuno can't speak!" |
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183 | Drama | The nearly psychopathic way they can slip in and out of the act implies you're not the first victim. |
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184 | None |
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185 | Cuno | "Listen to your f****t friend." Cuno hawks a loogie on the ground. The phlegm is yellowish and bubbling somehow. |
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186 | None |
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187 | None |
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188 | You | "Kim, did *you* do this?" |
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189 | You | "Did Garte put you up to this?" |
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190 | You | "It was the harbour, wasn't it? They're trying to compromise me. I can hear them laughing now..." |
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191 | You | "Okay, no one put you up to this." |
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192 | Cunoesse | "You're fucking losing it, you fat fuck!" |
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193 | Cuno | "Help, people!" His face is contorted with hideous laughter. "The RCM is trying to fuck Cuno in the ass!" |
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194 | Cuno | "Cuno owns the fatass," he whispers, then looks around and yells from the top of his lungs: "Help, the RCM is trying to *FUCK* Cuno!" |
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195 | Cunoesse | "Yeah, we're all in this together!" The little one hisses with glee. "The *banaanipoika* is losing it." |
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196 | Kim Kitsuragi | The lieutenant doesn't even shrug. |
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197 | Cuno | "HELP!" Tears of laughter are running down his flushed face. "The RCM is trying to fuck us!" |
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198 | Cuno | "Help, the RCM is trying to fuck Cuno in the ass!" Tears of joy mix with sweat smelling of laundry detergent on his face. |
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199 | None |
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200 | None |
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201 | Cuno | "Help, misters! HELP!" He prances around, eyes bulging out of their sockets, rolling hard, yelling at the windows... |
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202 | Electrochemistry | Rolling *super* hard. |
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203 | Empathy | He's having the time of his life. Total ecstasy. Fuck the pig. |
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204 | Cuno | "He's flashing Cuno, he's showing his genitals! If you don't help Cuno now it will be too late!" |
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205 | Kim Kitsuragi |
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206 | Kim Kitsuragi | Variable["yard.cuno_authority_establishing_dominance"] |
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207 | Kim Kitsuragi | (Variable["yard.cuno_authority_establishing_dominance"]) == false |
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208 | Rhetoric | Change of plan, you can't let that happen! It will make things harder down the line, you may end up missing crucial information. |
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209 | Volition | Here's an idea... *Don't* think about shutting this twelve year old down. Stop asking him questions. Just walk away and cool off. |
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210 | Half Light | Look at his shit-eating grin... He knows there's nothing you can do to him. He's bullying you and you are helpless. Kill him. Kill him now. He won't see death coming. |
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211 | Hand/Eye Coordination | Nip it in the bud, before it gets completely out of hand. Right on his cheek. Just a light tap... to scare him a little. Don't kill him. |
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212 | Kim Kitsuragi |
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213 | Kim Kitsuragi | Variable["yard.cuno_inland_punch1"] |
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214 | Kim Kitsuragi | (Variable["yard.cuno_inland_punch1"]) == false |
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215 | Hand/Eye Coordination | Nip it in the bud, before it gets completely out of hand. Right on his cheek. Just a light tap... to scare him a little. It won't kill him. |
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216 | Kim Kitsuragi |
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217 | Kim Kitsuragi | Variable["yard.cuno_inland_punch1"] or Variable["yard.cuno_inland_punch2"] |
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218 | Kim Kitsuragi | (Variable["yard.cuno_inland_punch1"] or Variable["yard.cuno_inland_punch2"]) == false |
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219 | Logic | Scare him? How did this happen? You can still get out of this, appeal to his reason! |
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220 | You | "Be logical, kid. I haven't done anything to you." | Variable["yard.cuno_logic_peaceful_way_out_of_punch_train"] == true |
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221 | Cuno | "Fucking logical?" He snorts. "HELP! The logical pig is fiddling Cuno!" |
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222 | Logic | How did we get here? How did this happen? This makes no sense... There may still be a way out, just appeal to his *reason*! |
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223 | Kim Kitsuragi |
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224 | Kim Kitsuragi | Variable["yard.cuno_logic_peaceful_way_out_of_punch_train"] |
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225 | Kim Kitsuragi | (Variable["yard.cuno_logic_peaceful_way_out_of_punch_train"]) == false |
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226 | Rhetoric | You can't let that happen. It will make things harder down the line, you may end up missing crucial information. |
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227 | None |
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228 | Cuno | "Okay, pig..." He's no longer wearing his demonic grin. Something happened. The punch made him calmer. |
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229 | Kim Kitsuragi | "Officer, *you* need to calm down," says the lieutenant, breaking his silence. "Get a hold of yourself." |
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230 | You | "I think we can have a normal conversation now. Am I right, Cuno?" |
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231 | You | "Shit... I don't know what got into me..." |
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232 | You | "*You* made me do this. You did this to yourself." |
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233 | Kim Kitsuragi |
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234 | Kim Kitsuragi | IsKimHere() |
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235 | Kim Kitsuragi | (IsKimHere()) == false |
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236 | Cuno | "Phe... whht... fuuh..." The disoriented twelve year old is trying to get his bearings. |
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237 | Cunoesse | "*Taivaan tähden*, you killed Cuno!" |
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238 | Cunoesse | "Fucked your shoulder, fucked your knee, fucked your fat body up!" the one behind the fence hisses like a lit fuse ready to go off from delight. |
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239 | Drama | You can almost hear the gears rattling -- a change in set decorations. |
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240 | Kim Kitsuragi | "I told you not to tempt such forces." The annoyance in his voice is directed at you, not the gremlins. |
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241 | Cuno | "Cuno knows to respect that violent shit. You should see Cuno's dad -- Cuno's dad doesn't give a shit about *anything*," he declares with pride. |
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242 | None |
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243 | You | Say nothing, try to hold it together. |
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244 | None |
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245 | Composure | Everything about her is saying *Wow -- what a man*. Her admiration is fuelled by camaraderie. |
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246 | You | "Do you have any idea of the shit you just got yourself into, kid?" (Get up.) | Variable["yard.cuno_get_up_after_failing_to_punch_cuno_properly_integer"] >= 1 |
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247 | Cuno | "Okay, pig. Talk to Cuno. We're back in this shit." He brushes the dirt off his pants. "The fuck do you want?" |
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248 | Cuno | "Cuno can't believe this shit!" It's like he's now realized he has super-powers. "Can *no one* stop the Cuno?!" |
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249 | Cuno | "Cuno's just gonna beat the shit out of you again." He is clearly still in awe of himself right now. |
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250 | Kim Kitsuragi |
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251 | Kim Kitsuragi | IsKimHere() |
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252 | Kim Kitsuragi | (IsKimHere()) == false |
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253 | Cunoesse | Cunoesse is staring at Cuno with pride-filled eyes, almost forgetting your presence. |
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254 | Cuno | "Cuno beat the shit out of popo!" The kid is laughing so hard, tears are running down his freckled cheeks. "Beat your fucking knee off." |
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255 | You | "Yeah, laugh it up. Let's just get back to it." (Get up.) | Variable["yard.cuno_get_up_after_failing_to_punch_cuno_properly_integer"] >= 1 |
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256 | You | "Okay! Everybody calm down." |
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257 | Kim Kitsuragi | "You lost control," says the lieutenant, breaking his silence. "You need to get yourself together." |
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258 | Kim Kitsuragi |
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259 | Kim Kitsuragi | IsKimHere() |
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260 | Kim Kitsuragi | (IsKimHere()) == false |
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261 | Kim Kitsuragi | "No, officer -- you did this," says the lieutenant, breaking his silence. "Get yourself together." |
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262 | Kim Kitsuragi |
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263 | Kim Kitsuragi | IsKimHere() |
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264 | Kim Kitsuragi | (IsKimHere()) == false |
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265 | Kim Kitsuragi | "Officer, this is very far from normal police conduct," says the lieutenant, breaking his silence. "Get yourself together." |
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266 | Kim Kitsuragi |
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267 | Kim Kitsuragi | IsKimHere() |
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268 | Kim Kitsuragi | (IsKimHere()) == false |
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269 | Pain Threshold | Cuno *feels* it; this was no light tap. |
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270 | You | "Who's doing a *sick charade* now?" |
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271 | Kim Kitsuragi |
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272 | Kim Kitsuragi | IsKimHere() |
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273 | Kim Kitsuragi | (IsKimHere()) == false |
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274 | Kim Kitsuragi | "You are, officer," says the lieutenant, breaking his silence. "Get yourself together." |
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275 | Esprit de Corps | For heaven's sake, he thinks, this has gone too far. Don't make this any worse than it is -- just get back to questioning the kid. |
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276 | Suggestion | The lieutenant doesn't appreciate your *sick charades* on his crime scene. His opinion of you has lessened. |
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277 | Esprit de Corps | For heaven's sake, he thinks, this has gone too far. Don't make it worse -- just get back to questioning the kid. |
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278 | Suggestion | He gets it, you lost it. Just don't dig the hole any deeper. |
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279 | Authority | It's safe to say he *did not* establish dominance over you. |
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280 | Kim Kitsuragi |
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281 | Kim Kitsuragi | Variable["yard.cuno_hear_gears_rattle_after_punch"] |
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282 | Kim Kitsuragi | (Variable["yard.cuno_hear_gears_rattle_after_punch"]) == false |
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283 | Authority | If this act was about him trying to establish dominance over you, it's safe to say things didn't go as he'd planned. |
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284 | Cunoesse | The creature behind the fence has fallen ominously silent. Only her eyes are alive, jumping from actor to actor. |
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285 | Empathy | She understands: The battle for the control over Cuno is a battle of madness against madness. For the time being, her madness has proven less potent. |
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286 | Kim Kitsuragi |
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287 | Kim Kitsuragi | Variable["yard.cuno_emptathy_cunoesse_recognizes_your_superior_madness"] |
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288 | Kim Kitsuragi | (Variable["yard.cuno_emptathy_cunoesse_recognizes_your_superior_madness"]) == false |
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289 | Reaction Speed | Interesting. This tug of war has probably happened between her and Cuno's violent father too. |
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290 | You | "Ouch, my arm... and my fucking *knee*..." |
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291 | You | "Yeah, I deserved this." |
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292 | You | "Stop laughing!" |
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293 | You | "Kim, help me up!" | IsKimHere() |
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294 | Kim Kitsuragi | "No." |
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295 | None |
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296 | Cunoesse | The creature behind the fence makes it a point to laugh even harder. |
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297 | You | "Someone call an ambulance, I think I really hurt myself!" |
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298 | Kim Kitsuragi | "Officer, you need to get up. This is turning into a farce." |
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299 | Kim Kitsuragi |
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300 | Kim Kitsuragi | IsKimHere() |
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301 | Kim Kitsuragi | (IsKimHere()) == false |
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302 | Cuno | "That's what you get if you fuck with the Cuno. You get fucked up." |
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303 | None |
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304 | Drama | It's a dry laugh. Mirthless. She's not even actually enjoying this. She only wants to hurt you. |
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305 | Cuno | "Cuno made you his fuck-gimp!" He bursts into a violent fit of laughter. Sounds like a flock of seagulls taking flight. |
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306 | Kim Kitsuragi | The lieutenant isn't laughing. At all. |
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307 | Kim Kitsuragi |
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308 | Kim Kitsuragi | IsKimHere() |
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309 | Kim Kitsuragi | (IsKimHere()) == false |
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310 | Cuno | "Pig, Cuno thought you had this. What happened? Cuno can do *anything* now." He's writhing with joy, like the power you gave him is too much to take. |
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311 | Composure | Get a hold of yourself. At least the previous horror is over. At least they're no longer... |
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312 | None |
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313 | Pain Threshold | It's not as bad as it feels. You've maybe pulled a joint; the indignity makes it worse. |
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314 | You | Try really, *really* hard to hold it together. | Variable["yard.cuno_postpunchfail_paintresh_fired"] == true |
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315 | Cuno | "Pig's tryin' not to cry. Cuno can't believe this shit!" It's like he's now realized he has super-powers. "Can *no one* stop the Cuno?!" |
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316 | Cuno | "Pig's biting down on his knuckles. Cuno can't believe this shit!" It's like he's now realized he has super-powers. "Can *no one* stop the Cuno?!" |
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317 | Pain Threshold | Stay with me, the biting is having *some* kind of effect, the pain is receding... |
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318 | Kim Kitsuragi |
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319 | Kim Kitsuragi | Variable["yard.cuno_said_i_deserved_this_after_falling_down_when_you_tried_to_hit_cuno"] |
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320 | Kim Kitsuragi | (Variable["yard.cuno_said_i_deserved_this_after_falling_down_when_you_tried_to_hit_cuno"]) == false |
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321 | Cuno | "Yeah, you deserve this. Trying to show your dick to Cuno. Cuno was scared." |
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322 | Drama | Oh god, do something quick, they're gonna start *that* again! |
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323 | None |
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324 | Kim Kitsuragi | "Now how about we go and do something worth the public's time?" |
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325 | Suggestion | He gets it. You lost. Now walk away with what remains of your dignity. |
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326 | Volition | You lost. Now walk away with what remains of your dignity. |
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327 | Cuno | "Look, f*g..." Cuno whispers, even softer than before, vanishingly silent... |
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328 | Kim Kitsuragi |
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329 | Kim Kitsuragi | Variable["yard.cuno_who_put_you_up_to_this"] |
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330 | Kim Kitsuragi | (Variable["yard.cuno_who_put_you_up_to_this"]) == false |
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331 | Cuno | "Look, f*g..." Cuno whispers as you retreat, vanishingly silent... |
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332 | Cuno | "I know you wanted to hit me..." He lets it linger. "You got that 'I'm gonna fuck that Cuno up' look that Cuno's dad gets. The murder look... the rage look..." |
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333 | You | "Yes, how do I get back to it? I wanna go back to that thought!" |
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334 | You | "Yes, but I didn't act on it. It was just a fantasy." |
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335 | You | "How do you know that? You can't see inside my head." (Whisper) "Can you read my mind, Cuno?" |
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336 | You | "No!" | Variable["yard.cuno_composure_reminded_theres_a_dead_body_you_should_get_back_to"] == false |
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337 | Cuno | "It's good you said that -- here it is! Here we go... Cuno likes this..." He starts prancing around again, tongue lolling out of his mouth... |
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338 | None |
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339 | You | "Yes. No. I've changed my mind again." |
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340 | None |
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341 | Logic | Relax, he can't read your mind. He doesn't know you were thinking that. |
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342 | Composure | There's a dead body, remember? That's what you were doing here. You're a cop on a case. |
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343 | Kim Kitsuragi |
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344 | Kim Kitsuragi | Variable["yard.cuno_logic_relax_cuno_cant_read_your_mind"] |
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345 | Kim Kitsuragi | (Variable["yard.cuno_logic_relax_cuno_cant_read_your_mind"]) == false |
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346 | You | "Why don't we get back to the interview, Cuno." | Variable["yard.cuno_composure_reminded_theres_a_dead_body_you_should_get_back_to"] == true |
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347 | Cuno | "I know what you thought: 'I'm gonna fuck that Cuno up, I'm gonna shut that shit down...' You know what? You should've, because now..." He raises he's voice again. |
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348 | Drama | For emphasis. A *ghost* is saying this. A shit-eating psychopathic ghost with an ace up his sleeve. |
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349 | Cuno | "You're NOTHING! You're a joke to Cuno. Cuno LAUGHS at you!" He spreads his arms, taking dominion over the yard. "KING CUNO!" |
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350 | Cunoesse | "Cuno turned you into his prison bitch! You're gonna be *in* this shit with Cuno..." |
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351 | Kim Kitsuragi |
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352 | Kim Kitsuragi | IsKimHere() |
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353 | Kim Kitsuragi | (IsKimHere()) == false |
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354 | Kim Kitsuragi | "No." The lieutenant almost rolls his eyes. "You're not. We can just leave..." |
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355 | Cunoesse | "Bitch, you're gonna be in this shit with Cuno *forever*!" The pipo-headed critter doesn't let him finish. |
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356 | Encyclopedia | A pipo is a type of hat by the way. |
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357 | None |
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358 | You | "Whatever. I had some questions about the crime scene." |
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359 | You | [Leave.] | IsKimHere() |
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360 | Cuno | "I can." His voice is so silent, it seems the words are echoing in your head, not coming from his lips. "Cuno can smell that violence shit. I know what you were thinking..." |
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361 | Cuno | "'I'm gonna fuck that Cuno up. I'm gonna shut his shit down...' You know what? You should have hit the Cuno, because NOW..." He raises his voice again. |
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362 | None |
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363 | You | "Nice pipo." | Variable["yard.cuno_encyclo_pip_is_a_type_of_hat"] == true |
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364 | Cunoesse | "You don't talk to me about my fucking pipo! You don't know where I come from. You're just Cuno's bottom bitch." |
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365 | Kim Kitsuragi |
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366 | Kim Kitsuragi | Variable["yard.cuno_authority_establishing_dominance"] |
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367 | Kim Kitsuragi | (Variable["yard.cuno_authority_establishing_dominance"]) == false |
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368 | Authority | It's safe to say he has established dominance over you. |
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369 | Authority | The whole charade was about establishing dominance over you. It's safe to say he has succeeded. |
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370 | Authority | The whole charade was about establishing dominance over you. You backing up means he's succeeded. |
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371 | Authority | Backing up was a bad idea, now he thinks he's established dominance over you. |
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372 | Kim Kitsuragi |
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373 | Kim Kitsuragi | Variable["yard.cuno_authority_establishing_dominance"] |
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374 | Kim Kitsuragi | (Variable["yard.cuno_authority_establishing_dominance"]) == false |
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375 | None |
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376 | Cuno | "Okay, Cuno is kind to his bitch. Ask your questions, but remember." He taps at his temporal lobe. "This *changes* shit." |
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377 | Cunoesse | "*Click*, *click*, *click*, *click*" goes the little pipo-wearing asshole behind the fence. |
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378 | Interfacing | Meaning, there's been a change in some kind of evil clockwork. There will be *consequences*. |
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379 | Cuno | "Oh no, you pussied out again. Shouldn't have done that, Cuno's gonna bitch you out now. Cuno's gonna *sub let* you..." He raises his voice again. |
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380 | Cuno | "Pass you around like Candy, fat boy! Pass your fat ass AROUND!" He spreads his arms, taking dominion over the yard. "KING CUNO!" |
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381 | Cuno | "Don't listen to the blind fuck, piggo, you're doing the right thing here, trying to get Cuno to like you again." He pauses to think. |
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382 | None |
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383 | Kim Kitsuragi |
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384 | Kim Kitsuragi | Variable["TASK.make_truce_with_Cuno_done"] |
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385 | Kim Kitsuragi | (Variable["TASK.make_truce_with_Cuno_done"]) == false |
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386 | You | "I've come to ask questions -- I still have a case to solve." |
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387 | Cuno | "Look, C, it's the fucking war-pig! Try not to knock yourself out, f****t!" |
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388 | Cuno | "Have you come to make your offering to Cuno?" |
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389 | None |
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390 | Kim Kitsuragi |
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391 | Kim Kitsuragi | Variable["yard.cuno_amends_hub_reached"] |
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392 | Kim Kitsuragi | (Variable["yard.cuno_amends_hub_reached"]) == false |
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393 | Kim Kitsuragi |
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394 | Kim Kitsuragi | Variable["yard.cuno_cunoesse_alt_greet_first_contact"] |
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395 | Kim Kitsuragi | (Variable["yard.cuno_cunoesse_alt_greet_first_contact"]) == false |
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396 | You | "Look, you're on my crime scene. I can't have uncooperative civilians here." |
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397 | Cuno | "Whoah-whoah!" The boy hovers in your face. "What's this psycho shit? You gonna pretend like nothing happened?" |
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398 | Rhetoric | A material offering is implied. He wants *stuff*. Only stuff can make it okay again. |
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399 | Cuno | "Cool what? What the fuck is wrong with you?" |
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400 | Cunoesse | "I think you broke his brain when you fucked him up, Cuno." |
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401 | Cuno | "You lost your shit in the booth, tried to beat a confession out of Cuno... and pissed yourself?" |
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402 | Cunoesse | "That's right, Cuno. You're right." The sycophantic pipo-wearing pup behind the fence agrees. |
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403 | Cuno | "What, do you think Cuno's fucking *eighty years old*? Tryin'a bring me bum juice... make the Cuno paranoid!" |
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404 | You | "Why?" |
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405 | You | "You don't like alcohol?" |
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406 | You | "Okay then." |
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407 | Cuno | "Just because you get high off that shit doesn't mean Cuno has to fuck himself with that fermented," -- he points at the bottle -- "piss and shit mix." |
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408 | Cuno | "Tryin'a get a get a twelve year old hooked on the shit-shake..." He looks like he can't believe your depravity. |
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409 | Kim Kitsuragi |
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410 | Kim Kitsuragi | IsKimHere() |
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411 | Kim Kitsuragi | (IsKimHere()) == false |
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412 | Kim Kitsuragi | "Hmh..." the lieutenant mumbles optimistically. "Alcohol use *has* been declining in the under 16 bracket this past decade..." |
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413 | Empathy | This pleases him. |
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414 | Suggestion | The lieutenant's opinion of you has *definitely* lowered. |
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415 | None |
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416 | Kim Kitsuragi | "You don't need to. He doesn't know anything." |
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417 | None |
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418 | Cuno | "Oh, Cuno knows. Cuno knows shit," he squints at you. "Expensive shit. Mysterious shit. *Killer* shit." |
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419 | Drama | He does not know *killer* related shit, sire. It's a falseness. He *may* know mysterious shit, however... it's hard to tell. |
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420 | You | "See? He could know something. So how about it, Cuno?" (Shake the pack of cigarettes at the boy.) |
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421 | None |
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422 | None |
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423 | Conceptualization | Historical revisionism has taken place. |
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424 | Cuno | The wide grin above his clenched jaw agrees. His heavy breathing, his dilated pupils, it all speaks of one thing -- this was a really good idea! |
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425 | Interfacing | He *really* likes this. This motor lorry shit makes Cuno happy. You could say you interfaced with his good side. |
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426 | You | "Check out this bizarre drug I found." (Show him the pyrholidon.) | CheckItemGroup("pyrholidon") |
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427 | Kim Kitsuragi |
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428 | Kim Kitsuragi | IsKimHere() |
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429 | Kim Kitsuragi | (IsKimHere()) == false |
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430 | Kim Kitsuragi | "No, you don't." He stops you. "No one is *checking out* anything. Put that away." |
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431 | Cuno | "Not this *dreamer* shit again..." Cuno slaps his face. "Why do Cuno's bitches always try and bring Cuno that lame sha-la-la-la-bang shit? Cuno's not a fucking witch doctor!" |
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432 | Cuno | "No, I didn't..." The adolescent is momentarily disoriented. "It's fucking *Cuno*. Say it right, bitch, say it like it's said." |
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433 | Cunoesse | "It was only once..." The little rat isn't having it. "And you fucking asked me to nick it, *Kuuno*!" |
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434 | Encyclopedia | Kuuno. That's an Oranjese name. |
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435 | Cuno | "Anyway." He mentally props himself back up. "Cuno doesn't do that radioactive shit. Makes Cuno's dick fall off. Cuno's got a huge dick." |
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436 | Kim Kitsuragi |
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437 | Kim Kitsuragi | Variable["yard.cuno_encyclo_kuuno_is_an_oranjese_name"] |
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438 | Kim Kitsuragi | (Variable["yard.cuno_encyclo_kuuno_is_an_oranjese_name"]) == false |
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439 | Conceptualization | A pretty *lame* oranjese name. Nowhere near *Cuno*... The thought crosses your mind and then it's gone. Perhaps something for later? |
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440 | None |
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441 | Cuno | "Bitches slapping each other, fighting for Cuno's attention. Cuno likes this pole dancing shit -- but it's not good enough." He crosses his hands. |
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442 | Cuno | "What a fucking pooper..." Cuno points at his heart. "Bitch doesn't have the pump for it. Old bitch, pump's bust. Cuno has the pump for it. Cuno has a giant pump." |
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443 | None |
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444 | None |
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445 | Electrochemistry | Don't ruin it for Cuno. Can't you see Cuno's pump can still take it? Can still pump the good. |
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446 | Kim Kitsuragi |
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447 | Kim Kitsuragi | Variable["yard.cuno_elchem_impressed_with_cunos_pump_cunos_pumpo_still_good"] |
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448 | Kim Kitsuragi | (Variable["yard.cuno_elchem_impressed_with_cunos_pump_cunos_pumpo_still_good"]) == false |
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449 | Rhetoric | What the *fuck* are you talking about? Those are barely words. Anyway... this didn't work. |
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450 | None |
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451 | You | "Whatever then." |
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452 | You | [Leave.] |
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453 | You | "Nothing, lieutenant. I don't want to get into this." [Leave.] |
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454 | Kim Kitsuragi |
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455 | Kim Kitsuragi | Variable["yard.cuno_punchhub_reached"] |
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456 | Kim Kitsuragi | (Variable["yard.cuno_punchhub_reached"]) == false |
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457 | You | "This is probably too lame for you, Cuno, but maybe you know someone..." (Hold out the *Hjelmdallerman* book.) | CheckItem("book_hjelmdallermann") == true or CheckItem("book_hjelmdevil") == true and Variable["yard.cuno_offered_hjelmdallerman_but_then_started_antagonizing_the_cuno"] == false |
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458 | You | "This is probably too lame for *you*, but maybe you know someone who'd dig this..." (Hold out the *Man from Hjelmdall* book.) | Variable["yard.cuno_offered_hjelmdallerman_but_then_started_antagonizing_the_cuno"] == false and CheckItem("book_hjelmdevil") == true and CheckItem("book_hjelmdallermann") == false |
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459 | Cuno | "Uh... Cuno doesn't fucking read!" He quickly glances at the fence. "Fucking book shit, fucks with your mind..." |
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460 | Cuno | "Cuno knows this four-eyed fuck, totally hooked on the book, can't get enough of this shit. Fucking sad really... Cuno could make mad money off him, exploit his disease." |
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461 | Cunoesse | "Who are you talking about, Cuno?" |
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462 | Cuno | "A guy Cuno knows!" He shouts at the fence. "Martin. From out of town. From Graad or some shit." |
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463 | Drama | This boy of twelve does not know anyone from Graad, sire. We suspect the boy himself might be this mystery 'Martin'. |
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464 | None |
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465 | You | "You don't know anyone from Graad. You want it for yourself, don't you?" | Variable["yard.cuno_hjelmdaller_peacemaker"] == true |
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466 | You | "So you want the book?" |
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467 | Cuno | "Fine... Cuno's gonna take it off your fat ass. At least he's gonna make some paper off this shit..." He eagerly pockets the book. "Now, what do you want?" |
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468 | Kim Kitsuragi |
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469 | Kim Kitsuragi | CheckItem("book_hjelmdevil") |
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470 | Kim Kitsuragi | (CheckItem("book_hjelmdevil")) == false |
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471 | Cuno | "Fine... Cuno's gonna take it off your fat ass. At least he's gonna make some paper off this shit..." He eagerly pockets the book. "Now, what do you want?" |
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472 | Cuno | "The fuck do you know what Cuno wants or knows, huh?" The kid lashes out at you. "Shove that book-hook in your fat ass and find something worthy to bring to the Cuno!" |
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473 | None |
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474 | Cuno | "Shove that shit in your fat ass and stop wasting Cuno's time if you ain't got anything to offer to the Cuno." |
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475 | You | "Actually I wanna keep the book." |
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476 | Empathy | He's disappointed by your change of heart. |
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477 | None |
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478 | Kim Kitsuragi |
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479 | Kim Kitsuragi | CheckEquipped("neck_tie") and Variable["whirling.necktie_personified"] |
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480 | Kim Kitsuragi | (CheckEquipped("neck_tie") and Variable["whirling.necktie_personified"]) == false |
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481 | Horrific Necktie | FUCK THAT. Confront him. |
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482 | Kim Kitsuragi |
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483 | Kim Kitsuragi | Variable["yard.cuno_volition_dont_get_excited"] |
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484 | Kim Kitsuragi | (Variable["yard.cuno_volition_dont_get_excited"]) == false |
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