Conversation 860: YARD / CUNO

* All greeting except "Making amends". * Throwing up advice. * Buy pants.

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ID Character Dialogue Conditions Links
0 None
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2 None
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3 You "A moment of your time, please!"
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4 Cuno "Alright." He juts his chin out. "Entertain the Cuno! Show me whatcha got. Whatcha got there? Whatcha got, huh?! Show me whatcha got!"
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5 You "Hey kid, a word. Police business."
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6 Kim Kitsuragi "*We* shouldn't do anything. I don't tempt such forces."
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7 You "What *forces*?"
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8 Kim Kitsuragi "You will see."
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9 You "I gotta ask... who is Cuno?" Variable["yard.cuno_wc_empathy_get_cuno_alone"] == false
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10 You "The body -- what do you know about it?" Variable["yard.cuno_bodyhub_reached"] == false
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11 You "About the crime scene -- you kids often play in this yard?" Variable["yard.cuno_scene_hub_reached"] == false
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12 You "Okay, I'm off." [Leave.]
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13 Cuno "Cuno doesn't fucking care."
14 Cuno "Fuck does Cuno care?" The boy turns to you. (He doesn't care.)
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15 Cuno
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16 Cuno Variable["yard.cuno_greeting_done"]
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17 Cuno (Variable["yard.cuno_greeting_done"]) == false
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18 Cuno
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19 Cuno Variable["yard.cuno_fist_fail"]
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20 Cuno (Variable["yard.cuno_fist_fail"]) == false
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21 You Figure out what's going on with this kid. Variable["yard.cuno_cried_wolf"] == true
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22 Cunoesse "Oh yeah, *napakymppi* Cuno!" yells the other kid behind the fence.
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23 Cunoesse "Right in the dick, Cuno! Get him right in the dick!" The children ignore you.
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24 Cuno "F****ts love it in the dick."
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25 Rhetoric The language these kids are using... pure unfettered id. There will be no reasoning with those creatures.
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26 Cuno "Shoot that shit at Cuno, piggonaut."
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27 Cuno "Cuno's got this." The boy throwing rocks at the dead body can't be older than twelve.
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28 Conceptualization If there ever was such a thing as an ugly kid, then this is it. He's almost exquisite in his ugliness. Like a gremlin.
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29 You "Stop using slurs at my crime scene. That's not how we do it."
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30 You "Stop throwing rocks at my crime scene!"
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31 Cuno "F****t shit himself."
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32 Cunoesse "Fuck that f****t up, Cuno. Yeah! Right in the mouth-hole!"
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33 Cuno "The fuck does Cuno know what a rake is. Cuno's not a gardener."
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34 Cunoesse "You should throw the rake at him, Cuno."
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35 Cunoesse "The rake, Cuno!"
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36 None
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37 None
38 None
39 Cuno
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40 Cuno Variable["gates.mhead_took_down_the_hanged_man"]
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41 Cuno (Variable["gates.mhead_took_down_the_hanged_man"]) == false
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42 Cuno "You missed a good show before. A *kipt* came by and completely fucked the tree to pieces."
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43 None
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44 Cunoesse "He *fucked* the tree up! Fucked it good! It was porno."
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45 You "Cuno, I need a fridge to stash the body." IsTaskActive("TASK.locate_a_fridge") and (Variable["yard.cuno_fridge_red_check_succeeded"] == false and Variable["yard.cuno_fridge_red_check_saved"] == false)
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46 You "Cuno, I... I threw up and I can't investigate the body now..." Variable["yard.hanged_endurance_failed_once"] == true and Variable["yard.hanged_hub_reached"] == false
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47 Cuno "Yeah, like a fucking volcano!" The kid is mimicking violent puking noises. "Fucking pathetic."
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48 You "Maybe you got some advice for me? I mean, you are obviously handling it quite well."
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49 None
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50 Cunoesse "You're lucky you didn't die there, f****t!"
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51 You "Ah, forget about it."
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52 Cuno "Wish Cuno could," he says with sadness in his eyes. "That shit was vile."
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53 Cuno "Or what? You'll fucking vomit on Cuno too, pig?"
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54 Cuno "What are you... like, eighty, right? Maybe you should stop embarrassing yourself in front of a fucking kid."
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55 Cuno "Yeah, Cuno's got some advice for you." The kid looks to his left, then to his right, and then leans towards you.
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56 You "Screw the both of you!"
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57 Cuno
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58 Cuno Variable["yard.cuno_altgreet_mhead"]
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59 Cuno (Variable["yard.cuno_altgreet_mhead"]) == false
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60 Cuno "Cuno cares now."
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61 Authority They pay you no heed or pretend not to notice you.
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62 Physical Instrument Goddamn right, he's not a gardener. He's an athlete. Every rock connects, making the battered corpse look just a little bit worse for wear.
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63 None
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64 You "Kim, what should we do?" IsKimHere()
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65 You "You got a good hand, kid!" Variable["yard.cuno_handeye_cuno_sharpshooter"] == true
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66 Cuno "What?! You wanna *fuck* Cuno now?"
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67 You "Look, I have questions for you."
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68 Cuno "Can't talk, pig. Shit's coming up strong. Throwing rocks."
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69 Electrochemistry Shit coming up strong... that sounds good. Joyous. You should hang out with this kid and see what that juicy *shit* is all about.
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70 Cuno
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71 Cuno Variable["yard.cuno_elchem_coming_up"]
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72 Cuno (Variable["yard.cuno_elchem_coming_up"]) == false
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73 You Juicy what now?
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74 Electrochemistry I mean drugs. The kid's on drugs.
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75 Cuno "Cuno's riding it, C." He wipes sweat from his brow and sends another rock flying.
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76 Cunoesse "Yeah, Cuno! Ride the lightning, Cuno!"
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77 Cuno "Can't you see I'm throwing rocks?!"
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78 Cuno "So you tried to kill Cuno's girl... What's up with that? You wanna talk about it?"
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79 Cuno "Everyone says you started crying in the middle of a firefight and then bled like a pig." He shrugs. "I guess that was cool."
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80 Cuno "Cuno saw you wield that can," he says with an approving nod. "Sweet graffito action, pig. Cuno likes that delinquent shit."
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81 Cuno "Necromancer pig," he says, eyes full of admiration. "That shit was dark... going in there like that... brutal shit. Tell me:"
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82 Cuno "Cuno's like Cuno's dad -- Cuno doesn't give a fuck about anything."
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83 None
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84 Authority It's just like back in school. Insults are weapons for bullies. Disarm him, make his weapons your own. Tell him you *do* wanna fuck him.
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85 You I don't know, that sounds like a risky move -- saying that.
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86 You "Maybe I do?" Variable["yard.cuno_authority_fuck_cuno"] == true
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87 You Say nothing.
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88 Cuno "Well... uh..." Cuno looks confused.
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89 Cuno "That's it?! That's all you've got -- *Noooooo*? Got your ass handed to you by the Cuno?!" He's swaying from side to side like a vicious rooster.
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90 Cuno "What's the matter? Cuno's got you cornered? Nothing to say?" He's swaying from side to side like a vicious rooster.
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91 You "Kid! You wanna hang out? I'm not a narc." Variable["tc.cuno_is_high"] == true
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92 Cuno "Fuck no! Cuno doesn't buy that shit. Fucking entrapment shit."
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93 You "Yeah? You like art, Cuno?"
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94 Cunoesse "What was that, Cuno?"
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95 None
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96 You "I don't have time for this." [Leave.]
97 None
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98 None
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99 None
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100 Conceptualization Hmm... perhaps you could compress this negative energy and turn it into some sort of a Cunofied Nonvomitor?
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101 You Uhh... what?
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102 You "I know you took the locusts from the traps the cryptozoologists set up." Variable["yard.shack_saw_the_locust_city"] == true and Variable["TASK.confront_cuno_about_locusts_done"] == false and Variable["TASK.confront_cuno_about_locusts"] == true
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103 None
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104 You "Poppa's bad to the bone, Cuno. Rotten to the core."
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105 You "Thank you, Cuno. I really appreciate it."
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106 Cuno "You're still a dink," he says without malice. "Now what's your case with Cuno?"
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107 None
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108 Cuno "Cuno's pa is. You're just shit at life," he says without malice. "Now what's your case with Cuno?"
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109 Cuno "Fuck no! Art's shit." He takes a step back.
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110 Cuno
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111 Cuno Variable["yard.shack_saw_the_locust_city"]
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112 Cuno (Variable["yard.shack_saw_the_locust_city"]) == false
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113 You "Oh yeah? What about your little Locust City then?"
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114 You (Write in an imaginary notebook.) "Got it: *Art's... shit...."
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115 Cuno "That's right, pig." He looks pleased. "Shit."
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116 None
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117 You "Easy, Cuno... I just had a couple of questions."
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118 None
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119 You "Who's saying that?"
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120 You "I guess that's true."
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121 Cuno "People. They say you kind of *died* for a moment. That you let your shit out already, but then came back. So I guess that's what's cool now."
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122 None
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123 Cuno "Cool, cool, cool." He nods along. "That's very cool to Cuno."
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124 You "I'm sorry about that, I got carried away."
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125 You "I think we've all moved past that by now, Cuno."
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126 Cuno
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127 Cuno IsKimHere()
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128 Cuno (IsKimHere()) == false
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129 Cuno "Do this shit again and Cuno's gonna climb in your room at night -- with a knife." He points towards the Whirling-in-Rags and whispers:
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130 None
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131 Kim Kitsuragi "Not *all* of us." The lieutenant shakes his head. "Acts like that stick with you for a while."
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132 Cuno "No one's moving anywhere. Do this shit again and Cuno's gonna climb in your room at night -- with a knife." He points towards the Whirling-in-Rags and whispers:
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133 Cuno
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134 Cuno Variable["yard.cuno_altgreet_ask_if_cuno_really_cares"]
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135 Cuno (Variable["yard.cuno_altgreet_ask_if_cuno_really_cares"]) == false
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136 You "Really Cuno?"
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137 You "Great, but can I have a quick word?"
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138 None
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139 None
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140 Cuno "Fuck no, Cuno still doesn't give a shit."
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141 None
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142 None
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143 You "I see what you mean, but we've got little choice here." Variable["yard.cuno_authority_they_ignore_you"] == true
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144 Kim Kitsuragi "Just take it easy," he says with what seems like excessive caution.
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145 Authority Yeah, maybe you're right... it works better if it's not a kid at the other end of the barrel.
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146 None
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147 Cuno
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148 Cuno IsKimHere()
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149 Cuno (IsKimHere()) == false
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150 Kim Kitsuragi "*Why* would you say that?" The lieutenant turns to you, more surprised than angry.
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151 You "Noooooooo..."
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152 Cuno "Who's the man now, huh? Cuno's the man!" The kid is working himself up. "You wouldn't believe the pussy Cuno tears up."
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153 Cuno "Nothing, C, nothing." He coughs. "Just slicing some bacon."
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154 None
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155 You Never mind.
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156 Cuno
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157 Cuno Variable["yard.cuno_vomit_advice"]
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158 Cuno (Variable["yard.cuno_vomit_advice"]) == false
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159 You Cunofied Nonvomitor, here I come!
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160 You I don't think so.
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161 Conceptualization Don't ask questions, roll with it. It will work, I promise!
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162 Conceptualization That's right, turn your weaknesses into conceptual strengths. Try it again now.
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163 Conceptualization Always the cynic. Then I have a suggestion -- just don't vomit any more, okay?
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164 None
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165 None
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166 Cuno
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167 Cuno Variable["TASK.report_to_the_tribunal_done"]
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168 Cuno (Variable["TASK.report_to_the_tribunal_done"]) == false
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169 Cuno
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170 Cuno Variable["yard.cuno_altgreet_tribunal"]
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171 Cuno (Variable["yard.cuno_altgreet_tribunal"]) == false
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172 Cuno
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173 Cuno Variable["TASK.add_even_more_beauty_to_the_wall_done"]
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174 Cuno (Variable["TASK.add_even_more_beauty_to_the_wall_done"]) == false
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175 Cuno
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176 Cuno Variable["yard.cuno_altgreet_wall_painting"]
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177 Cuno (Variable["yard.cuno_altgreet_wall_painting"]) == false
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178 Cuno
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179 Cuno Variable["yard.hanged_bullet_fished_out_cuno_wow"]
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180 Cuno (Variable["yard.hanged_bullet_fished_out_cuno_wow"]) == false
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181 Cuno
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182 Cuno Variable["yard.cuno_altgreet_found_bullet"]
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183 Cuno (Variable["yard.cuno_altgreet_found_bullet"]) == false
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184 Cuno
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185 Cuno Variable["yard.hanged_pointed_at_cunoesse"]
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186 Cuno (Variable["yard.hanged_pointed_at_cunoesse"]) == false
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187 Cuno
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188 Cuno Variable["yard.cuno_altgreet_gun_at_cunoesse"]
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189 Cuno (Variable["yard.cuno_altgreet_gun_at_cunoesse"]) == false
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190 Cuno
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191 Cuno Variable["yard.cuno_left_in_prehub"]
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192 Cuno (Variable["yard.cuno_left_in_prehub"]) == false
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193 Cuno
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194 Cuno DayCount() == 3
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195 Cuno (DayCount() == 3) == false
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196 Cuno
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197 Cuno Variable["yard.cuno_lets_talk_succeded_whitecheck"]
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198 Cuno (Variable["yard.cuno_lets_talk_succeded_whitecheck"]) == false
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199 Cuno "Shit, pig..." You see respect in his eyes. "You got torn up bad there. Bled like a... like a fucking pig."
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200 Cuno
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201 Cuno Variable["yard.cuno_locked_yourself_out_of_cuno_in_his_post_cunoesse_gunpointing_greeting"] == true or (Variable["TASK.make_truce_with_Cuno"] == true and Variable["TASK.make_truce_with_Cuno_done"] == false) or Variable["yard.cuno_befriend_lost_to_cunoesse"] == true
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202 Cuno (Variable["yard.cuno_locked_yourself_out_of_cuno_in_his_post_cunoesse_gunpointing_greeting"] == true or (Variable["TASK.make_truce_with_Cuno"] == true and Variable["TASK.make_truce_with_Cuno_done"] == false) or Variable["yard.cuno_befriend_lost_to_cunoesse"] == true) == false
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203 Cuno "Cuno hopes you learned your lesson and Cuno doesn't have to send his guys after you again." He nods seriously. "Now, what do you want from Cuno?"
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204 None
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205 You "I'm not getting into this right now." [Leave.]
206 You "Are you kids siblings?"
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207 Cuno "The fuck are you talking about?" He throws another rock.
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208 Cunoesse "He's calling us f****ts, Cuno! He says we're fucking each other."
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209 None
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210 Cuno
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211 Cuno Variable["yard.cuno_authority_fuck_cuno"]
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212 Cuno (Variable["yard.cuno_authority_fuck_cuno"]) == false
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213 You Yeah, that's clever! They can't call me something if I'm already calling myself that.
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214 Authority Exactly!
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215 Volition Stop thinking this idiotic thought *now* and say something normal instead.
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216 Hand/Eye Coordination The kid moves his hands like a basketball player dribbling fast.
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217 Reaction Speed Fast -- this kid has got street smarts.
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218 Cuno "Cuno dies, you're gonna pick one out of his brain like that too? Cuno's gonna go out in a hail of bullets. Gonna look like a fucking porcupine."
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219 You "I'll be there for you, Cuno."
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220 Cuno "Yeah..." There's a dreamy look in his eyes.
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221 You "You know what's a good line of work for getting shot?"
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222 Cuno "Pigs..." He nods. There's a silence. It carries.
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223 Esprit de Corps Porta Rosa, a side alley of the Boogie Street spearhead. A young man in his early twenties approaches Patrol Officer Émile Mollins and asks for a cigarette. As Officer Mollins reaches in his coat pocket for the pack of 'Astra' he just purchased this morning...
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224 You "Don't be silly, you're a kid. Answer me some questions instead."
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225 Cuno "You're such a bummer, pig."
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226 Cuno
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227 Cuno Variable["TASK.get_the_dead_body_down_from_the_tree_done"]
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228 Cuno (Variable["TASK.get_the_dead_body_down_from_the_tree_done"]) == false
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229 You "Oh yeah, kids!" (Nod in approval.) "But don't you mean *desert kipt*?" Variable["tc.kipt"]==true
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230 You "Total *retards* use language like that. Congratulations, Cuno, you just made yourself a retard." Variable["tc.kipt"] == true
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231 You "Wish I could have been here to see it... Now, I have some questions."
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232 Cuno "Uh..."
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233 Cunoesse "Watch out, Cuno! He's trying to crawl up your ass!"
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234 Cunoesse "Stop choking, Cuno! The *fägäri's* got you in a chokehold!"
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235 Cuno "Cuno knows which kipt Cuno meant. Cuno knows *all* the kipts. Cuno's dad's a kipt-expert, says kipt every day! A hundred times a day!!"
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236 None
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237 Cuno
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238 Cuno Variable["TASK.report_to_the_tribunal_done"]
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239 Cuno (Variable["TASK.report_to_the_tribunal_done"]) == false
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240 Cuno
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241 Cuno Variable["yard.cuno_posttribunal_exit_done"]
242 Cuno (Variable["yard.cuno_posttribunal_exit_done"]) == false
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243 Cuno "Watch out, pig. It's a dangerous world out there. But Cuno's got his eyes on you."
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244 You "What's that supposed to mean?"
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245 Cuno Cuno starts doing the *I got my eye on you* gesture repeatedly. "Who knows?!"
246 You "You wouldn't happen to know anything about any missing locusts?" Variable["TASK.find_out_why_the_trap_was_empty"] == true and Variable["yard.shack_saw_the_locust_city"] == false and Variable["yard.cuno_discussed_locusts_futile"] == false
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247 Logic Irregular speech patterns... overconfidence... Could this kid be on drugs? This warrants further investigation into this... *Cuno*.
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248 Cuno
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249 Cuno Variable["tc.cuno_is_high"]
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250 Cuno (Variable["tc.cuno_is_high"]) == false
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251 Perception (Sight) The boy is sweating profusely, his eyes are like two black holes and his jaw is twitching as if trying to break free from the empire of his body.
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252 You Hold on, what does that mean? Variable["yard.cuno_perception_signs_of_drug_use"] == true
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253 Perception (Sight) The kid is obviously high.
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254 None
255 None
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256 None
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257 Cuno
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258 Cuno Variable["yard.cuno_wc_empathy_get_cuno_alone"]
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259 Cuno (Variable["yard.cuno_wc_empathy_get_cuno_alone"]) == false
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260 Cuno Cuno unzips his jacket again and pulls the pants out of the plastic wrapping. "Here, pig. We FALN now. Performance buddies."
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261 Cuno "Cuno can already see you soaring through the air like a fucking eagle." He looks at you with pride. "Pig's in Cuno's debt now. Money-debt."
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262 None
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263 You "I want to buy the FALN pants after all." Variable["TASK.buy_faln_pants_from_cuno_done"] == false and Variable["yard.cuno_heard_cuno_talk_about_the_faln_modular"] and Variable["TASK.buy_faln_pants_from_cuno"] == false and Variable["XP.befriend_the_cuno"]
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264 Rhetoric Money-debt doesn't mean anything. He's just saying words. You're not in his debt.
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265 You "I talked to Mañana about the armour." Variable["TASK.return_to_cuno_from_manana"] == true and IsTaskActive("TASK.ask_boy_about_armour")
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266 Cuno "So?!" He raises his eyebrows, projecting aggressive indifference.
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267 None
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268 You "He told me you promised to 'sic the pigs' on him."
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269 You "He said to thank you. Wasn't too keen on chasing down that armour anyway."
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270 You "Nothing. The tip really paid off. Good job, Cuno." Variable["yard.cuno_rhet_thank_cuno_after_manana"] == true
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271 Cuno "Yeah, so?" He doesn't understand. "Cuno *did* sic the pigs on him. Cuno's a man of his word."
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272 Suggestion You should thank him.
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273 You "He said you're now the king of the entire *Jamrock*?!"
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274 Cuno "Uh... fuck... okay. Cuno's a giver like that, yes." He looks slightly confused.
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275 Cuno "Uh... North Jamrock," he corrects you. "Cuno meant everything north of 8/81. The rooster fucked Cuno's words up. Cuno doesn't do South. Doesn't fuck with the Madre."
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276 Cuno "Uh what?" He quickly looks around. "Don't be playin' Cuno off as a snitch-bitch. The oldest trick in the book, people!"
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277 Cunoesse "Are you snitching, Cuno?!"
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278 Cuno "This is some ancient bullshit, people!" He addresses the surrounding windows. "Cuno would rather take ten than snitch! Pig's full of shit! Get the fuck out of here!"
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279 Rhetoric You found a real nice button to push. Turned the tables on him.
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280 Empathy You're a little bit closer now to understanding this kid.
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281 Cuno
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282 Cuno Variable["XP.befriend_the_cuno"]
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283 Cuno (Variable["XP.befriend_the_cuno"]) == false
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284 None
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285 Cunoesse "Cuno sent your fat ass running around like jello!"
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286 Cuno "Look, pig..." He's suddenly all business. "Cuno sent you to rough some people up. Cuno played you. That happened. Now you and Cuno should move on."
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287 Volition Good idea.
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288 None
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289 You "Yes. Let's move on." Variable["yard.cuno_volition_move_on_with_cuno"] == true
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290 You "I will remember this, Cuno."
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291 You "Whatever, kid..."
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292 Cuno "Yeah, that's what Cuno said. Don't be saying what Cuno said back to Cuno." He throws his hands in the air. "Get the fuck out of here, parroting Cuno..."
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293 Cuno "You got fucked." He repeats. "You got fucked, pig. Fucked *bad*. Of course you're gonna remember this. Now get the fuck out of here, griefin' the Cuno..."
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294 Cuno "What is this -- tryin'a be cool with your new asshole? Cuno was just being nice to you." He waves you off. "You got fucked bad. Now limp the fuck out of here."
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295 None
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296 Cuno "After this shit you better have something *real* interesting to say if you wanna stay in Cuno's face."
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297 Cunoesse "Yeah! *Real* interesting."
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298 Suggestion Cuno appreciates you recognizing him as the sovereign of Jamrock, though... North Jamrock, that is.
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299 None
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300 Cuno "Just don't think coz you got half your dick shot off -- and you're an invalid now -- Cuno's gonna treat you different."
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301 Cuno "Cuno doesn't reward weakness," he says looking at your pathetic limp. "It's business as usual with Cuno. Cuno's cold like that."
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302 Pain Threshold Feels good for some reason.
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303 Cuno "It's not art, it's fucking brutal. Nothing pussy about it! The fuck out of here!"
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304 Cunoesse "Even the pigs think it's garbage!"
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305 Cuno "Look bitches, Cuno's gonna wrap it up for you." He pushes his chin out. "Talk business or fuck off. Enough 'bout this art shit."
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306 Perception (Hearing) "It's still piss-weak garbage!" you hear a subsonic squeak from behind the fence. "No one likes your fucking art, you should bang with your life. Murder was the case..."
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307 None
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308 Cuno
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309 Cuno Variable["yard.cuno_esprit_shot_porcupine"]
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310 Cuno (Variable["yard.cuno_esprit_shot_porcupine"]) == false
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311 Esprit de Corps The man shoots him point blank in his chest. Breathless, the patrol officer collapses in the gutter. His right hand is grabbing the armour on his chest. The bullet didn't pierce it, but he can't breathe. On the pavement, the patter of the perpetrator's feet growing distant.
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312 Esprit de Corps "Bleed, pig!" someone opens a window and says, but Émile can't see who. His sight grows dim with pain...
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313 Drama Sire, it just *went off*!
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314 You "Cuno, I wasn't trying to shoot her. It just went off. Sometimes it just goes off..." Variable["yard.cuno_drama_just_went_off"] == true and Variable["yard.hanged_shot_and_missed_cunoesse"] == true
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315 Cuno "Cuno wants to like reckless shit..." He looks at one hand, then the other. "But then you almost kill Cuno's girl. Cuno's conflicted and shit."
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316 Cuno "Stop bending Cuno's mind and stop waving your gun around kids. What the fuck is wrong with you?"
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317 Cuno
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318 Cuno IsKimHere()
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319 Cuno (IsKimHere()) == false
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320 Kim Kitsuragi The lieutenant nods.
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321 Cuno "Whatcha fuckin' noddin' at there, 'clard?! Cuno sees that shit." He makes a discarding motion. "Let's just talk shit, Cuno needs to calm down."
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322 None
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323 Empathy He means it. He really does want to calm down.
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324 Cuno "Cuno knows where you sleep -- the pig who fucked his window up. I'm gonna climb in through that balcony, put the fucking knife in you... yeah," he mouths: "I've been in your room."
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325 Cuno The kid raises his voice: "But you and Cuno are good for now. Pals. Shoot that shit at Cuno, let's have a jolly time."
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326 Drama Sire, the boy has *not* really been in thine room. 'Tis but a falsification.
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327 Cuno
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328 Cuno Variable["yard.cuno_dramaorvolition_not_in_room"]
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329 Cuno (Variable["yard.cuno_dramaorvolition_not_in_room"]) == false
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330 Savoir Faire But he could get in there.
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331 Savoir Faire It's not impossible for a boy his size to climb in...
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332 Composure The determination in his voice leaves little room for doubt in his sincerity. He means every word. *Needs* to be taken seriously.
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333 You "Okay."
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334 Cuno "Okay. The fuck do you want from Cuno?"
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335 You Nod.
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336 You "You don't threaten me."
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337 You "Okay, let's."
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338 Cuno "One word out of you, pigshit, and you're locked out of the Cuno experience *forever* -- you hear me?"
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339 Cunoesse "You hear the Cuno?"
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340 You Nod. (You hear him.)
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341 You "Try me, you little..." (Seriously risk your relationship with the Cuno.)
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342 Cuno "You and Cuno are fucking done. Get the fuck out of Cuno's sight."
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343 Kim Kitsuragi "Let's go, officer. I've had enough of this."
344 Cuno "Aaaaaand you're back in business with the Cuno. Now what is it?"
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345 Authority Cuno is a merciful king. Kind to his wayward subjects.
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346 You "Stop using *the k-word!* It belongs in the past." Variable["tc.kipt"]
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347 Rhetoric If you want to shut it down, you need to act decisively. It's Cuno. Use Cuno-words.
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348 Cuno "Can't tell Cuno what words to use. Fucking *kipt*." He imbues the last syllable with a special kind of joy.
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349 You "Hmmm... looks like it does have a place in the future after all."
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350 You "What is this, a word museum? You wanna belong to a museum, Cuno? With the old people?"
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351 Cuno "Fuck you, Cuno says *kipt* if he wants to. Cuno's dad says *kipt* all the time. *Kipt's* a cool word."
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352 Cunoesse "Kipt, kipt, kiptidy kipty kipt..." The little one sputters, "kiptidy kipt kipt kipt kipt..."
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353 Conceptualization It's like a little engine has come alive on the other side of the fence. An engine that only says *kipt*.
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354 Cuno "... kipt kipt kipt." He comes to an abrupt stop. "Alright, shut it down, C, the Cunn has business to do." He turns to you, victorious.
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355 None
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356 Cuno "Yeah, kipt's a cool word. Cool men say kipt. Cuno's dad says it all the time, they say kipt on the radio. Cops say kipt. Even kipts say kipt. Cuno's cool. Cuno's a kipt."
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357 Cunoesse "Kipt-Cuno!"
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358 Cuno "Now lay that shit at Cuno." He snaps his fingers. "You got your fuck bag down from the tree, fuck more do you want?"
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359 Cuno "Kh...ff... Cuno's not fucking choking." He grabs his throat like he's choking.
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360 You "Choked you out there. Serves you right for using reactionary shit."
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361 You "Alright alright, simmer down. I think we all learned our lesson."
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362 Cuno
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363 Cuno IsTHCPresent("revacholian_nationhood")
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364 Cuno (IsTHCPresent("revacholian_nationhood")) == false
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365 None
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366 Cuno "Cuno's back to full power now, he doesn't give a shit about kipts and retards." He lets go of his throat. "Let's talk normal shit."
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367 None
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368 Cuno "Fuck did you want anyway, you got your fuckbag down?"
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369 You "Oh, now you want a normal conversation, huh?"
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370 You "Yeah, let's have normal conversation."
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371 None
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372 Cuno "Yes, yes, Cuno wants a normal conversation!" He even sounds a little plaintive now. "Ask normal shit please."
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373 Cuno "Like fuck you did..." He lets go of his throat. "Cuno's gonna keep saying kipt forever now. Kipt, kipt, kih.. *cough*." He only gets two kipts out before he coughs.
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374 Cuno "Shit..." He stops. "The fuck did you want anyway? You got your fuckbag down, now let's talk normal shit."
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375 Half Light You really fucked him.
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376 Cuno He boasts: "Cuno's dad doesn't give a shit about *anything*."
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377 Reaction Speed Except kipts.
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378 Cunoesse "Try to crawl out of Cuno's ass now!"
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379 Cuno "Yeah, the fuck did you want anyway? You got your fuckbag down."
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380 You "This all so superficial, kids. The race mystery runs deeper than you could ever understand." IsTHCPresent("advanced_race_theory")
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381 Cuno "What is this shit?" He shrugs. "Talk normal to Cuno. You got your fuckbag down."
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382 Cunoesse "The huge kipt made him his bottom kipt, Cuno! Stay away from him!"
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383 You "I want to discuss the body with you again, Cuno." Variable["yard.cuno_bodyhub_reached"] == true
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384 None
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385 You "I have more questions about the crime scene." Variable["yard.cuno_scene_hub_reached"] == true
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386 None
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387 None
External:
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388 You "Cuno, let's talk about your shack again." Variable["yard.cuno_kingdom_hub_got"] == true
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389 You "Cuno, I found your shack." (Point to the shack.) Variable["yard.cuno_been_opened_the_shack_door"] == true and Variable["yard.cuno_kingdom_hub_got"] == false
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390 None
External:
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391 None
External:
  • (867, 36)
392 None
External:
  • (865, 27)
393 You "I got more speed. Let's do this again." Variable["TASK.find_cuno_a_new_kilo"] == true and Variable["TASK.split_a_kilo_with_cuno_done"] == false and (CheckItem("drug_speed_bottle") or CheckItem("drug_speed_preptide"))
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394 None
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  • (868, 101)
395 You "I took care of the drug situation." Variable["TASK.get_drugs_from_cunos_apartment_done"] == true and Variable["yard.cuno_report_back_after_speed_quest_hub_reached"] == false and Variable["TASK.find_cuno_a_new_kilo"] == false
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396 None
External:
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397 You "Let's discuss these illegal narcotics again." Variable["yard.cuno_speed_initiation_firsthub_reached"] == true and Variable["yard.cuno_refuse_speed_task"] == true and Variable["TASK.get_drugs_from_cunos_apartment"] == false
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398 You "What was that about running you an errand and *illegal narcotics*, Cuno?" Variable["yard.cuno_refuse_speed_task"] == false and Variable["TASK.get_drugs_from_cunos_apartment"] == false and Variable["yard.cuno_offered_to_hook_you_up_get_you_hookin"] == true
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399 You "Hey Cuno... got any speed?" Variable["TASK.get_speed"] == true and Variable["TASK.get_speed_done"] == false and Variable["TASK.get_speed_cancelled"] == false and Variable["XP.befriend_the_cuno"] == false
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400 None
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401 None
External:
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402 None
External:
  • (868, 287)
403 Cuno "Cuno's cruising his bitch on the town and the bitch comes back griefin' to the Cuno? What is up with that?"
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404 Cunoesse "Get the fuck out of here, fatass! Those pants are too small for you!"
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405 Composure The pants are totally okay, don't listen to her, she's trying to give you body image problems.
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406 Cuno "Pig..." Cuno slaps his forehead. "Do you have any idea how fucking stupid that sounds."
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407 Cuno
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408 Cuno HasVolitionDamage() and Variable["yard.cuno_gardener_composure"]
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409 Cuno (HasVolitionDamage() and Variable["yard.cuno_gardener_composure"]) == false
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410 You "I talked to the gardener. She said not to listen to you." Variable["plaza.gardener_cuno_rat"] and Variable["yard.cuno_gardener_clicked_through"] == false and IsDayFrom(2) == false
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411 Savoir Faire It's totally okay for a man your age to wear pants like that. And you're not fat.
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412 Cuno
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413 Cuno Variable["yard.cuno_reported_back_on_manana"]
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414 Cuno (Variable["yard.cuno_reported_back_on_manana"]) == false
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415 Cuno "Cuno gives you hot fucking leads... snitch-bitch style -- and you come back griefin' the Cuno? The fuck out of here!"
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416 None
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  • (861, 454)
417 Cuno
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418 Cuno Variable["yard.cuno_wc_empathy_get_cuno_alone_2"]
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419 Cuno (Variable["yard.cuno_wc_empathy_get_cuno_alone_2"]) == false
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420 None
External:
  • (865, 278)
421 You Try once more to figure him out, find a way to connect with him. Variable["yard.cuno_wc_empathy_fail_in_success"]
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422 You "I want to buy the FALN pants." Variable["TASK.buy_faln_pants_from_cuno"] and Variable["TASK.buy_faln_pants_from_cuno_done"] == false and Variable["yard.cuno_heard_cuno_talk_about_the_faln_modular"] and Variable["XP.befriend_the_cuno"]
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423 None
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424 Cuno
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425 Cuno Variable["plaza.tribunal_kim_shot"]
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426 Cuno (Variable["plaza.tribunal_kim_shot"]) == false
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427 None
External:
  • (785, 90)
428 Cuno
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429 Cuno Variable["tc.cuno_is_high"]
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430 Cuno (Variable["tc.cuno_is_high"]) == false
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431 Authority VICTORY!
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432 You "So you respect me now?" Variable["yard.cuno_punched_cuno"] and Variable["yard.cuno_respect_discussed"] == false
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433 Cuno "You're dreamin' pig. That's not how this shit *works*."
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434 None
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435 Empathy A *little*. But don't expect anything to *change*.
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436 Cunoesse "Don't let him dominate you, Cuno! Fuck his fat ass!"
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437 Cuno
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438 Cuno Variable["yard.hanged_shot_and_missed_cunoesse"]
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439 Cuno (Variable["yard.hanged_shot_and_missed_cunoesse"]) == false
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440 None
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441 Volition He hasn't been in your room, relax.
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442 You "But I didn't try to shoot her, I just aimed at her." Variable["yard.hanged_pointed_at_cunoesse"] == true and Variable["yard.hanged_shot_and_missed_cunoesse"] == false
  • 443
443 Cuno "What, bitch?! You fuckin' making EXCUSES for yourself now?"
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444 Cuno
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445 Cuno IsKimHere()
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446 Cuno (IsKimHere()) == false
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447 Kim Kitsuragi "Hmh..." An imperceptible nod.
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448 Esprit de Corps You *are* making excuses, he thinks. For aiming your gun at a child nonetheless.
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449 Cuno
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450 Cuno Variable["tc.kipt"]
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451 Cuno (Variable["tc.kipt"]) == false
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452 Encyclopedia By the way, 'kipt' is a racial slur.
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453 None
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454 None
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455 Authority No! You don't *need* to ever talk to these little shitheads again. It's much more important to prove to this kid you're a man. A *big* man.
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456 Cuno
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457 Cuno Variable["yard.cuno_dramaorvolition_not_in_room"]
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458 Cuno (Variable["yard.cuno_dramaorvolition_not_in_room"]) == false
  • 441
459 Cuno
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460 Cuno Variable["yard.cuno_volition_says_he_hasnt_been_in_your_room"]
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461 Cuno (Variable["yard.cuno_volition_says_he_hasnt_been_in_your_room"]) == false
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462 Cuno
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463 Cuno Variable["yard.cuno_locked_yourself_out_of_cuno_in_his_post_cunoesse_gunpointing_greeting"] == true or Variable["yard.cuno_befriend_lost_to_cunoesse"] == true
  • 465
464 Cuno (Variable["yard.cuno_locked_yourself_out_of_cuno_in_his_post_cunoesse_gunpointing_greeting"] == true or Variable["yard.cuno_befriend_lost_to_cunoesse"] == true) == false
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465 Cuno The kid doesn't even look at you. You're dead to him.
466 Cuno
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467 Cuno Variable["TASK.make_truce_with_Cuno_done"] == true
468 Cuno (Variable["TASK.make_truce_with_Cuno_done"] == true) == false
469 You "We're talking again? You're not pissed off at me?" Variable["yard.cuno_locked_yourself_out_of_cuno_in_his_post_cunoesse_gunpointing_greeting"] == true or Variable["yard.cuno_befriend_lost_to_cunoesse"] == true
  • 470
470 Cuno "That was before you took a bullet to the *dick*," the kid says. "Now it's back to business with Cuno. Cuno's *adult* like that."
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471 Cuno
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472 Cuno Variable["yard.cuno_altgreet_tribunal"]
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473 Cuno (Variable["yard.cuno_altgreet_tribunal"]) == false
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474 You "I am looking for the Children of the Big Sea. Would that be you?" Variable["TASK.find_children_of_the_big_sea"] == true and Variable["yard.cuno_child_feld_mural"] == false and Variable["village.twins_spoke_to_boys_about_swearing_done"] == false and Variable["boardwalk.mural_big_c_accepted"] == false and Variable["TASK.find_children_of_the_big_sea_cancelled"] == false
  • 475
475 Cuno "Cuno is the Big C, pig, and Cuno doesn't have fucking diaper rats, does he?"
  • 476
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476 You "I don't know, does he?"
  • 477
477 Cunoesse "You heard Cuno, pighole! NO FUCKING DIAPER RATS!"
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478 You "I'll write you down as a 'no' then."
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479 Cuno "Write Cuno down as a FUCK YOU, pencil pig."
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480 You "I am looking for the Children of the Big C. The C stands for Communism. Would that be you?" Variable["TASK.find_children_of_the_big_sea"] == true and Variable["yard.cuno_child_feld_mural"] == false and Variable["village.twins_spoke_to_boys_about_swearing_done"] == false and Variable["boardwalk.mural_big_c_accepted"] == true
  • 481
481 Cuno "Cuno isn't a fucking communist, bacon man, he's a fucking *Cunoist.*"
  • 482
482 Rhetoric A new mode of government: Rule by Cuno. Outside of this backyard, it will never exist.
  • 483
483 Cuno "Fuck out of here with your commie propaganda. There's only Cunoganda in the Kingdom of Cuno."
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