Conversation 845: VILLAGE / LITTLE LILY

One of Netpicker's kids not running around in the village, instead she sits on the sofa. You can exchange a few words with her.

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ID Character Dialogue Conditions Links
0 None
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1 None
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2 Little Lily "Hello, mister!" A young girl, barely four or five years old, sits on the sofa. She is looking at you with frank curiosity.
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3 You "I heard you kids might have gotten into the Feld building?" Variable["village.ww_kids_go_to_feld"] == true
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4 Little Lily "Noo, mister!" Her eyes grow wider as she shakes her head. "Even Lamby doesn't like it." She hugs her stuffed toy tighter.
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5 You "Are you Lilienne's daughter?" Variable["village.netpicker_greeting_done"] == true
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6 None
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7 Little Lily "Yesssss, I am! Little Lily!" She gazes at you with her big eyes. "You know my mom?"
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8 You "Good-bye." [Leave.]
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9 None
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10 None
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11 Little Lily "Bye!" The girl's large, curious eyes remain fixed on you.
12 You "There was a phasmid in it! I was trying to catch it."
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13 Little Lily "Uh, mister, what were you doing in my fireplace?"
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14 Little Lily "It's a *grouse*," she yelps, smiling broadly.
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15 You "What's that?" (Point at the stuffed bird hanging from the ceiling.) CheckItem("ruffed_grouse_taxidermy") == false and Variable["TASK.take_bird_to_garte"] == false and Variable["TASK.take_bird_to_garte_done"] == false and Variable["village.lily_talked_about_bird"] == false
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16 None
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17 None
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18 None Variable["village.lily_greeting_done"]
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19 None (Variable["village.lily_greeting_done"]) == false
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20 None
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21 None Variable["village.orb_nethouse_tried_catching_phasmid"]
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22 None (Variable["village.orb_nethouse_tried_catching_phasmid"]) == false
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23 You "Are the twins outside your brothers?" Variable["village.twins_hub_reached"]
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24 You "Well, can I have it?" Variable["village.lily_sugg_take_bird"] == false
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25 You "Yes, but what's it *for*?"
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26 Little Lily "I dunno."
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27 Little Lily "Yesss." She frowns. "They don't want to play with me. They're older and play outside!"
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28 You "Not really, but I'd like to."
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29 You "Yes, we met earlier."
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30 Little Lily "Uh huh," she nods. "Mom is great! You know what's great about my mom?"
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31 Little Lily "That's nice! My mom is great," she nods. "She's never angry or anything."
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32 Little Lily "Hello, mister!" The Net Picker's daughter waves at you.
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33 Little Lily She clutches a small stuffed animal. Occasionally she twirls it around.
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34 You "No, do tell me."
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35 You "Everything?"
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36 Little Lily "Haa haa, yessss!" She smiles, hugging her fuzzy toy.
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37 Little Lily "*Everything*!" She shouts with glee.
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38 You "What's that thing you're holding?" (Point at her toy.)
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39 Little Lily "It's Lamby! He's my friend. Sort of, like..." She holds the fuzzy beast up to demonstrate.
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40 Little Lily Lamby is a stuffed lamb that, admittedly, has seen better days. One of the eye-buttons is missing and the fur is tattered in several parts.
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41 You "Lamby looks like he's falling apart."
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42 You "Oh, okay. Well, pleased to meet you, Lamby."
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43 Little Lily "Lamby usually doesn't like strangers, but you're also fuzzy like Lamby."
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44 None
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45 Little Lily "Yessss, Lamby has lived a long life." She waves the lamb around in the air. "Lamby was a... re.. a rev..." She stumbles on her words.
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46 You "Revolutionary?" Variable["tc.revolution"] or IsTHCPresent("communist")
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47 You "Revacholian?"
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48 Little Lily "Noo-noooo, that's not it." She frowns, looking at her tattered toy. "You know what you are, Lamby."
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49 You "Remote Viewer?" Variable["tc.rvd"]
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50 You "Revisionist?"
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51 None
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52 None IsKimHere()
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53 None (IsKimHere()) == false
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54 Kim Kitsuragi "I think she means 'revolutionary'."
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55 Little Lily "Yessss," she yelps happily! "Lamby was a re-luz-ion...ry."
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56 None
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57 Little Lily "They look the same! Haa ha haa! Sometimes I can't tell them 'part."
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58 You "I guess they do look alike." Variable["village.twins_look_identical_said"] == false
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59 You "They look identical, right? I said the same thing." Variable["village.twins_look_identical_said"] == true
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60 Little Lily "Haa ha haa!" She continues laughing. "Lamby tells them part." She waves her fuzzy doll in the air.
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61 Little Lily "They look... ai-dent-ik!" She slowly processes the word, then snickers with laughter.
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62 None
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63 Little Lily "We don't go there. Mom and auntie think we do, but it's very booky."
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64 You "Is there anything you can tell me about the building?"
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65 You "Why is it 'booky'?"
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66 Little Lily "Vee-eery booky!" She's clutching her stuffed toy and shaking her head. "Don't go there."
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67 Little Lily "It's old and broken." She nods. "Dan-ze-ruus, Mom says. I listen to mom. Lamby also listens. Brothers listen. They tried going there, but it was scary and they ran away!"
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68 You "Uh, okay, thanks."
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69 Little Lily "Sure! Just go and get it. I don't like it anyway... it looks angry."
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70 Little Lily She twirls the furry doll around in the air, giggling happily.
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71 Suggestion You might be able to get on Garte's good side if you make up for the skua you broke?
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72 You "Nothing."
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73 Little Lily "Ohh, okay!" She nods seriously.
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74 Little Lily "Ohh, okay!" She twirls her fuzzy beast in the air.
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75 None
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76 None
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77 None Variable["village.lily_altgreet_fireplace"]
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78 None (Variable["village.lily_altgreet_fireplace"]) == false
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79 You "Revanchist?" IsTHCPresent("revacholian_nationhood")
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80 None
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81 None Variable["TASK.sylvie_talk_to_garte_done"]
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82 None (Variable["TASK.sylvie_talk_to_garte_done"]) == false
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83 Suggestion You might be able to get on Garte's good side if you replace the broken skua you almost certainly broke?
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84 You "Can I have it? I know someone who really likes stuffed birds." Variable["village.lily_sugg_take_bird"]
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85 Little Lily "Sure! Just go and get it. I don't like it anyway... it looks angry."
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86 You "I heard there was a girl here who has armoured gloves. Is that you?" Variable["TASK.ask_little_girl_in_village_about_gloves"] or Variable["TASK.ask_little_lily_about_gloves"]
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87 Little Lily "Ooooh." She looks alarmed. "I had gloves, very big ones! Heavy too."
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88 None
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89 None IsKimHere()
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90 None (IsKimHere()) == false
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91 Kim Kitsuragi "Where did you get these gloves?"
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92 You "Where did you get them?"
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93 Little Lily "Found them when Lamby and I were playing hide-and-seek. In an empty house where no one lives! I think someone hid them there..."
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94 You "And where are the gloves now?"
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95 Little Lily She pouts. "I hid them. The twins were going to take them. They're stupid..." She lifts her stuffed toy up and looks into its one remaining eye, as though searching for confirmation.
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96 None
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97 None IsKimHere()
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98 None (IsKimHere()) == false
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99 Kim Kitsuragi "We're going to need those gloves. It's for important police business." He enunciates the last two words carefully.
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100 Little Lily "Why?" She looks at you suspiciously.
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101 You "I need them for a very important police investigation."
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102 You "It's grown-up business. You wouldn't understand. Just tell me where they are."
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103 Little Lily "Oooh..." She doesn't seem to understand, but the lieutenant's tone has conveyed to her the 'important' part.
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104 Little Lily She frowns, delaying divulging her secret. "Oo-kay," she says finally with some reluctance. "I hid them inside my sandcastle. Behind the house." She points somewhere outside. "You can take them."
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105 Little Lily "Oooh..." She doesn't seem to understand, but you have conveyed the 'important' part, at least.
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106 None
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107 Empathy She doesn't want you to think she stole them.
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108 You "I need those gloves."
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109 Little Lily "They're in my sandcastle." She points somewhere outside. "Behind our house. Under the sand. You can break the castle, it's not very good."
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110 None
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111 None Variable["TASK.ask_little_lily_about_gloves"]
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112 None (Variable["TASK.ask_little_lily_about_gloves"]) == false
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113 None
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114 None
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115 You "Rebel?"
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116 You "Wait, you mean spooky, right?"
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117 Little Lily "Mhmh," she replies, nodding. "It's very, very booky."
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118 None
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119 None
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120 You "What's this?" (Show her the stuffed bird you took from the ceiling.) CheckItem("ruffed_grouse_taxidermy") == true and Variable["TASK.take_bird_to_garte"] == false and Variable["TASK.take_bird_to_garte_done"] == false and Variable["village.lily_talked_about_bird"] == false
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121 None
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122 None
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123 None Variable["village.lily_sugg_take_bird"]
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124 None (Variable["village.lily_sugg_take_bird"]) == false
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125 Reaction Speed Wasn't Garte, the cafeteria manager, trying to repair a piece of taxidermy?
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126 None
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127 None CheckItem("ruffed_grouse_taxidermy")
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128 None (CheckItem("ruffed_grouse_taxidermy")) == false
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129 Savoir Faire All right. You just need to grab it from the ceiling and go!
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130 None
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131 None CheckItem("ruffed_grouse_taxidermy")
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132 None (CheckItem("ruffed_grouse_taxidermy")) == false
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133 Little Lily "Sure! I mean you already took it. I don't like it anyway... it looks angry."
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134 None
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135 None CheckItem("ruffed_grouse_taxidermy")
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136 None (CheckItem("ruffed_grouse_taxidermy")) == false
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137 Little Lily "Sure! I mean you already took it. I don't like it anyway... it looks angry."
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138 You "Where are your parents?" Variable["village.netpicker_greeting_done"] == false
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139 Little Lily "My mom's outside, and I don't really know about my dad." She gives you a bright smile like it's a good thing.
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140 None
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141 You "Do you know anyone named Ruby?" Variable["TASK.ask_about_ruby_in_village"] == true and Variable["TASK.locate_ruby_on_the_coast_done"] == false
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142 Little Lily "Ll... Luby... Rr... R-luuby." Suddenly the girl gets all serious and leans in, as if she's about to tell you a secret.
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143 Little Lily "My mom tells me that I'm a big girl, but she doesn't know that I can't say *ll*. Or like, sometimes I can, but then... *ll*... *rr*... *llrr*..."
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144 None
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145 None IsKimHere()
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146 None (IsKimHere()) == false
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147 Kim Kitsuragi "Kids." The lieutenant shakes his head.
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148 None
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149 You "Lamby looks soft."
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150 Little Lily "Yes. Very soft." Suddenly she pushes the stuffed animal toward your face.
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151 You Press your cheek against Lamby.
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152 You "I don't deserve it. I'm scum."
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153 None
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154 None IsKimHere()
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155 None (IsKimHere()) == false
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156 Kim Kitsuragi "Press your damn cheek against Lamby, okay?" The lieutenant sounds authoritative -- and surprisingly gruff.
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157 Little Lily "Okay, then. I'm sorry." She presses her own cheek against Lamby and smiles, sadly.
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158 Little Lily "Isn't he soft?" She's right, Lamby is very soft. She rubs the white fur against your cheek, then returns the lamb into her lap, cuddling it.
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159 None
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160 Little Lily "Uhhhhh..." She sits her doll on her lap. Its ragged limbs reach out toward you, as if longing for a cuddle. "Like what?"
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161 You "Anything. Maybe something you saw or heard that was weird?"
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162 None
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163 You "Anything that will help me dismantle Capitalism, so that you can inherit Communism, O' Girl Child Revolution?" Variable["boardwalk.mural_big_c_accepted"] == true
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164 Little Lily "Cap-capi-capeel..." She struggles to pronounce the words. She shakes her head. "No."
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165 None
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166 None IsKimHere()
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167 None (IsKimHere()) == false
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168 Kim Kitsuragi The lieutenant sighs, and kneels to be eye-level with the girl. "Maybe someone you know has acted a little different, lately?"
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169 You "Poor Girl Child Revolution. What have the bourgeois done to you?"
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170 You "Never mind. Have you just seen or heard anything weird lately?"
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171 Little Lily She turns the stuffed lamb to face her. "What does that mean, Lamby?" The doll offers no reply. Stuffing hangs out its rear.
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172 Little Lily "Yes!" She lights with recognition. "The twins got in trouble for saying *bad words*."
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173 None
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174 You "I see. Thank you for the tip; I'll talk to them about it." (Move on.)
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175 Little Lily "You're welcome!"
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176 You "Bad words are for losers. Good on you for not saying them." Variable["village.lily_bad_word_talk_lock"] == false
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177 Little Lily "Yep!" The girl nods firmly. "I don't say bad words. Lamby doesn't either."
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178 You "What's wrong with bad words? I love bad words." Variable["village.lily_bad_word_talk_lock"] == false
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179 You "Is that it?"
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180 Little Lily "Yes." She yawns, and leans back into the cushion.
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181 None
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182 Little Lily She gasps. "No! Don't say bad words! Promise?"
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183 None
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184 None IsKimHere()
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185 None (IsKimHere()) == false
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186 Half Light FUCK OFF.
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187 Little Lily Lamby remains silent. The fireplace flickers and cackles. She hugs the doll close to her chest and laughs.
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188 None
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189 Kim Kitsuragi "I'll keep an eye on him." The lieutenant cuts in faster than you can reply. "Don't worry."
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190 Reaction Speed He's not going to let you make a fool of yourself or the RCM in front of this girl. Not while he's here.
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191 None
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192 None
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193 You "But bad words can be good! It can be healthy to express yourself with them."
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194 You "No can do. I got a potty mouth till I die."
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195 You "Okay." (Lie.)
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196 You Hey, why can't I swear off swearing for real? Variable["village.lily_bad_word_extra_lock"] == false
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197 Little Lily "What?" She covers Lamby's ears by cupping his whole head in her small palms.
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198 Little Lily "Nooooo! Don't be bad too!" Her face bunches up in a scowl.
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199 Little Lily "Good." She hugs Lamby close to her again.
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200 Little Lily She stares at you, waiting for an answer.
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201 Little Lily "Lamby doesn't like bad words. Please promise!"
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202 Volition Guess you held your ground. It can be good, being honest with yourself.
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203 Volition Was it good to lie to a child? Maybe it doesn't matter. It's not your responsibility.
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204 Volition You can't abandon swearing for a simple reason: You're just a man who swears.
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205 None
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206 None
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207 None Variable["village.lily_volition_said_you_swear"]
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208 None (Variable["village.lily_volition_said_you_swear"]) == false
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209 You What? No clever answers from the body and brain? Nothing?
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210 Little Lily The little girl tilts her head. "Do you promise you won't say bad words anymore?"
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211 None
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212 None
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213 You But what if I don't want to be a man who swears? What if I want to be a No-Bad-Word Cop?
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214 You ... Fuck. I guess I am a man who swears.
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215 Volition Because it's just not you. I'm sorry.
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216 Volition Yes. There you are.
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217 Little Lily It has only lasted three seconds. The girl still waits for her answer.
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218 You I won't swear! I just won't! I'll just go quiet, you watch!
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219 Volition Please, don't make this more difficult for yourself. It's okay to swear. It can be healthy, even.
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220 You ...
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221 Volition ...
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222 You "I'm talking to the children to learn from them. Has anything strange happened here lately?" Variable["TASK.find_children_of_the_big_sea"] == true and Variable["village.lily_bad_word_brothers_known"] == false and Variable["village.twins_spoke_to_boys_about_swearing_done"] == false and Variable["TASK.find_children_of_the_big_sea_cancelled"] == false
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223 None
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224 None
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225 None
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