Conversation 832: JAM / HUMANITARIAN AID

Siileng, the humanitarian aid guy!

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3 You "I'll look around, thanks." [Leave.]
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4 Siileng "Sure, mister, very cool. Take a nice long look, I've got all sorts of things here."
5 You "What's so cool?"
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6 Siileng "*Everything's* cool. The goods are cool, the customers are cool, the place is cool -- and one more thing, officer..."
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7 Shivers ...from out on the bay a cool wind gathers. It sweeps into the city, tugging at the textiles hanging around the stand. Some distance away the sound of a tin can clattering across the street can be heard...
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8 You "Do you have a permit to sell all that?"
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9 You "The food packages you're selling have *humanitarian aid* written on them. How come?" Variable["jam.siileng_noticed_humanitarian_aid_macarons"] == true and Variable["jam.truckman_said_its_siileng"] == false
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10 Siileng "Good joke, officer! Here we don't have permits, just economic freedom. Take a look around..." He takes a deep breath.
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11 Siileng
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12 Siileng Variable["jam.siileng_mainhub_reached"]
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13 Siileng (Variable["jam.siileng_mainhub_reached"]) == false
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14 Siileng "Everything's still cool here, officer," the street vendor assures you.
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15 You "Is there a discount for cool officers like me?"
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16 Siileng "No need for discounts at Siileng's, officer. Everything's already on sale." He nods towards the crates. "Anything you want, 50% off!"
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17 Siileng "... you're *very* cool." He makes both hands into finger-pistols and fires a few finger-bullets into the air.
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18 Encyclopedia This man probably comes from Siigay, sometimes known as the 'Apricot Suzerainty,' an archipelago in the Samaran isola.
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19 You "But you're not a local, are you?"
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20 You "You're from the 'Apricot Suzerainty', right?" Variable["jam.siileng_encyclo_apricot_suzerainty"]
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21 Siileng "Very sharp, officer. I'm Seraise, from the Siigay province of the Seraise Empire. The 'Apricot Suzerainty', you know?"
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22 You "Yum. Apricots are delicious."
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23 You "Why's it called that? Lots of apricots there?"
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24 Kim Kitsuragi "The *Apricot Suzerainty*," the lieutenant explains, "is what the Siigay archipelago is commonly known as in Revachol." He pauses. "It's a bit of a *fraught* term, I'm sure you understand."
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25 Siileng
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26 Siileng IsKimHere()
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27 Siileng (IsKimHere()) == false
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28 Siileng "Yes, apricots come from Siigay," the man explains. "My grandma used to grow them. But Siigay is a shithole, that's why I came to Revachol. Here's much better for an independent entrepreneur. Less *laws*."
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29 Siileng "Speaking of -- why not support an independent local entrepreneur? I send half my profits back to my grandma in Siigay."
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30 None
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31 You "So... where are you from?"
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32 Siileng "Me? It's a boring story, officer. Who cares about the past? I'm all business now -- all Revachol."
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33 None
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34 You (Better not to mention.) "Sounds good. Let's get back to business then."
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35 Siileng "Very cool. I like your style, officer."
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36 Empathy Well. If it's for his *grandma*... you should buy a lot of things.
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37 Composure You feel a twitch in your index fingers. There's a finger-shootout a-brewing.
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38 Siileng
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39 Siileng Variable["jam.siileng_composure_finger_pistols"]
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40 Siileng (Variable["jam.siileng_composure_finger_pistols"]) == false
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41 None
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42 You Whip 'em out!
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43 You No, it's a safety hazard.
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44 Siileng He raises his arms in mock alarm. "Don't shoot, officer! Have we got an arrest here, or just a shakedown?"
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45 You "A shakedown."
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46 You "An arrest."
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47 Siileng "Good one, officer. You're a funny guy! Now what can I do for you?" He nods toward his shabby wares.
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48 You "This isn't a joke. Give me your money. I need money." Variable["TASK.pay_for_the_damages"] == true or Variable["TASK.pay_whirling_bill"] == true
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49 You "Just kidding. I'm really here to shake you down for some *answers* to official police questions."
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50 You "Even better, it's civil asset forfeiture." (Make an imaginary warning shot.) Variable["jam.siileng_rhetoric_civil_forfeiture"] == true
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51 Rhetoric *Apricot Suzerainty* calls to mind an era when the Siigay archipelago was colonized by Revachol. It's a bit of a slur, in other words.
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52 Logic But did he first mark them up 100%, just so he could put them on "sale"?
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53 Siileng
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54 Siileng Variable["jam.siileng_rhetoric_overvalue"]
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55 Siileng (Variable["jam.siileng_rhetoric_overvalue"]) == false
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56 You "Are those things really on sale or did you just jack up the price first?"
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57 Siileng "My man, you know how the game is played! You and me, we should work together. What do you think -- shake things up?" He winks.
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58 Authority Even better! It's like a shakedown, but somehow legal. This is "civil asset forfeiture."
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59 Siileng "You're threatening my inviolable property rights?" He inhales dramatically, then simmers down.
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60 You "This isn't a joke. Give me your money. I need money." Variable["TASK.pay_for_the_damages"] == true or Variable["TASK.pay_whirling_bill"] == true
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61 You "Yeah, I'm funny. This isn't a civil forfeiture, I just want to ask some questions."
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62 Siileng "Then fire away, officer!" He settles back into the pile of boxes he's sitting on, getting comfortable.
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63 Siileng "I would, officer, gladly, but I don't have any cash on hand, you know?" He winks. "But maybe if you *buy* something first *then* I'll have some money you can shake me down for. Sound fair?"
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64 Siileng "What, no finger-pistols, officer?" The street vendor makes a little *pew-pew* sound.
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65 You "I'm not here to play with finger-pistols. I'm here on official business."
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66 You "What do you think is going to happen when all those finger-bullets come raining down to earth?"
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67 Siileng "You're right, officer, 100%." He returns his finger-pistols to their finger-holsters. "No playing around then. Strictly business. Maybe I can interest you in some premium menswear instead?"
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68 Siileng "...it's beautiful. Beautiful freedom!"
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69 You "Sweet, no permits means less work for me. Let's move on."
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70 You "Wait, but what am *I* doing here, if there are no permits?" (Stare at the police insignia on your sleeve.)
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71 You "A gossamer state? You're right, this *is* cool. I'm part of a hip, thin, almost non-existent state apparatus!"
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72 You "So 'cool' guys protect businessmen while everyone else lives in the ruins? I can think of cooler things."
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73 Siileng "Yeah, that's the main thing about you." He nods admiringly. "Freedom is great, it's what lets independent entrepreneurs, like me, sell quality goods at competitive prices."
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74 Siileng "Yeah -- *cool* ruins," he agrees. "I get to sell quality goods like these by cutting out the middlemen. *You* don't have to rebuild your house. Live in a crater! Or in a tree!" He points to a tree. "*Where* can you do that? Only here."
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75 Siileng "That's right. Revachol is the best place for an independent self-employer like myself. That's why it's so *cool* with all the models coming here and cool celebrities..." He smiles his bright toothpaste-ad smile.
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76 None
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77 Siileng "Of course, I'll come quietly." A sly wink. "But perhaps I could convince you to arrest some of my wares, officer? With your money, maybe?"
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78 Siileng
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79 Siileng Variable["jam.siileng_rhetoric_laupuru"]
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80 Siileng (Variable["jam.siileng_rhetoric_laupuru"]) == false
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81 None
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82 You "Sorry, I didn't mean to say that. I meant to say that you're from..." (Pronounce it very painstakingly.) "... See-guy..."
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83 You Don't fret. Let him answer.
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84 Siileng "Very cool," Siileng nods, his eyebrows furrowed, "I admire your awareness of our intertwined histories. It's super nice of you to apologize for colonialism. But the Apricot Suzerainty is a shithole -- that's why I left."
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85 You "Right, but isn't it only a shithole *because* of Revachol?"
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86 You "You're welcome. I do try to be supportive of other peoples and cultures."
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87 Rhetoric *Apricot Suzerainty* calls to mind an era when the Siigay archipelago was colonized by Revachol. It's a bit of a slur, in other words.
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88 You (Wince.) "Isn't that name kind of... insensitive?"
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89 Siileng "Very cool," the street vendor nods, his eyebrows furrowed, "I admire your awareness of our intertwined histories. It's super nice of you to apologize for colonialism. But the Apricot Suzerainty is a shithole -- that's why I left."
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90 Siileng
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91 Siileng Variable["jam.siileng_rhetoric_laupuru"]
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92 Siileng (Variable["jam.siileng_rhetoric_laupuru"]) == false
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93 None
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94 None
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95 Siileng "That's *so* cool, officer. Speaking of, why not support an independent local entrepreneur by buying some pants and glasses?"
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96 Siileng He smiles brightly. "If you say so, officer. I don't worry too much about politics. I'm an entrepreneur, you know? Whatever's good for business is good for me."
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97 Siileng "Hey -- why not support *this* local entrepreneur? You can start by buying a pair of sexy pants. Or cool sunglasses... maybe some macaroni?"
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98 You "Man, this apricots business sounds complicated all of a sudden."
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99 Siileng "Oh! Oh no! It's very simple, actually. Siigay is a shithole. Not good for independent entrepreneurs like this one here. That's why I came to Revachol."
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100 Siileng "Speaking of, could I convince you to support an independent local entrepreneur right now?"
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101 Siileng
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102 Siileng IsKimHere()
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103 Siileng (IsKimHere()) == false
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104 Siileng "My man, officer, *you* make all this possible! Without you, this climate would be extremely bad for business. You're part of the gossamer state!"
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105 Kim Kitsuragi "If you wanted to be *cynical* about it, you could say we're here to protect the interests of property holders. I'm not, however."
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106 None
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107 None
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108 Siileng "Happy shopping, officer! Everything's cool here!" He gives you a thumbs up.
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109 Siileng
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110 Siileng IsKimHere()
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111 Siileng (IsKimHere()) == false
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112 Kim Kitsuragi The lieutenant nods approvingly.
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113 You "Where'd you get those *comfy* pants?"
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114 You "Kim, is it true? He doesn't need a permit to sell?" IsKimHere()
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115 Kim Kitsuragi "It is, yes. Anyone can set up their shop whenever they feel like it."
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116 Siileng "I'm an entrepreneur, officer!" He begins counting on his fingers. "I've got sources, buyers, suppliers, distributors, manufacturers, wholesalers... all extremely cool and aboveboard."
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117 Kim Kitsuragi "He does not need your money. Please disregard that. We're just here to ask some questions."
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118 Siileng
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119 Siileng IsKimHere()
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120 Siileng (IsKimHere()) == false
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121 None
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122 You "What kind of stuff are you selling here?" Variable["jam.truckman_said_its_siileng"] == false
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123 Siileng "Only the coolest goods in Revachol. I've got sneakers, speakers, *extremely* comfy pants too. Try them on right here. No shame -- only freedom."
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124 You "That's all then. Let me ask you something else."
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125 None
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126 None
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127 Siileng "That's right, officer, but it's a bad scene for business there. Too many regulations, extremely bad for an independent local entrepreneur."
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128 Siileng
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129 Siileng Variable["jam.siileng_rhetoric_laupuru"]
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130 Siileng (Variable["jam.siileng_rhetoric_laupuru"]) == false
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131 Kim Kitsuragi The lieutenant winces at the words -- slightly.
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132 None
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133 None
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134 You "Does your supplier drive that HUMANOX lorry over there?" (Point at the lorry with the big HUMANOX sign on it.) Variable["jam.siileng_noticed_humanox"] == true
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135 Siileng "No problem here, officer. I get all this from one of my suppliers, an extremely reputable guy."
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136 Siileng "You mean these *delicious* pre-packaged, shelf-stable meal kits? Really easy to cook, no hassle, *really* cheap too -- buy some, try them out!"
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137 Siileng "What?" The street vendor looks over his left shoulder and stares at the lorry -- as though he's never seen a lorry in his entire life.
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138 Siileng "Look, officer. I'm just the retailer. You'd have to talk to my supplier if you got questions about the supply chain. That's how the game works."
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139 Drama A convincing performance, bravo!
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140 You "I think one said 'Not for Resale' on the packaging."
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141 Siileng
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142 Siileng IsKimHere()
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143 Siileng (IsKimHere()) == false
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144 Kim Kitsuragi "Interesting." The lieutenant whips out his blue notebook and makes a note.
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145 None
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146 Perception (Sight) You glance around the decrepit buildings, the miserable weather, the sidewalks strewn with sunflower seeds and the dust-choked air...
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147 You [Leave.]
148 Siileng "Good joke, officer, you're very funny, you know that?"
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149 You "Really? You think I'm cool?"
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150 You "I'm not cool."
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151 None
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152 Siileng "Oh yes! You got style, you got *personal* style. You know what you like." He surveys his consumerist kingdom with an air of satisfaction.
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153 Siileng "What? No. I can't believe you said that! You got *personal* style! You know what you like."
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154 Siileng "You like premium menswear! Look around and browse, everything looks cool on a guy like you. Take your time." He settles back into the pile of boxes he's sitting on.
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155 None
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156 None
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157 You "Don't play games with me, hawker. What's going on?"
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158 You "And *who* is your supplier, exactly?"
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159 Siileng "Oh, he's a good guy. I think you'd get along. I'll let you know the next time he's around."
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160 You "Whether I'm cool is unimportant, I have *police* questions for you."
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161 None
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162 Siileng "I think that's fair." He settles back into the pile of boxes he's sitting on, making himself comfortable.
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163 Siileng "Of course. Fire away!" He settles back into the pile of boxes he's sitting on, making himself comfortable.
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164 None
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165 Siileng "Wow."
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166 You "Wow what?"
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167 You [Leave.]
168 Siileng "A cop limping down the street, bleeding from the shoulder, face bruised, looking like hell... You know what that is?"
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169 Siileng "Cool. That's *cool*." He nods and settles back into the pile of boxes.
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170 Siileng
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171 Siileng Variable["TASK.investigate_sea_fortress"]
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172 Siileng (Variable["TASK.investigate_sea_fortress"]) == false
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173 None
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174 Siileng
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175 Siileng Variable["jam.siileng_post_tribunary_you_reacted"]
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176 Siileng (Variable["jam.siileng_post_tribunary_you_reacted"]) == false
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177 Siileng
178 Siileng You see a Samaran street vendor surrounded by a motley assemblage of goods. When he realizes you're looking at him his face breaks into a wide welcoming grin...
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179 Perception (Sight) The name "Siileng" is embroidered over his breast pocket.
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180 Siileng "Anything for you..." He smiles again.
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181 You "Wait, is it really true that you don't need a *single permit* to set up a shop?" IsKimHere() == false
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182 Siileng "That's right, no permits, no bureaucracy! That's why this city -- *and* its law officials -- are *so* cool!"
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183 Encyclopedia Gossamer is a fine, filmy substance consisting of cobwebs spun by small spiders, seen especially in autumn. It's safe to say he's referring to the near absence of regulations.
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184 None
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185 You "But you're a foreigner. I'm protecting the business interests of foreign nations!"
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186 You "Then I'm protecting a state lawlessness. I'm not an officer of law, I'm an officer of common anarchy."
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187 Siileng "Yeah, Revachol's the coolest. Doesn't care about where you're from, who you are... It's all about *freedom*." He nods admiringly.
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188 Siileng
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189 Siileng Variable["jam.truckman_said_its_siileng"]
190 Siileng (Variable["jam.truckman_said_its_siileng"]) == false
191 None
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192 Volition Don't be distracted by the flattery and funny-man act. *Questions*.
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193 Siileng "Hyper cool." He nods solemnly, then breathes out a sigh of pride surveying the city around him.
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194 Rhetoric You're pretty sure you can live in a tree elsewhere too -- but he wouldn't believe it anyway.
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195 You No use prying.
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196 Logic Yes. It's a business secret. Let him keep it.
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197 Suggestion As if you've committed some faux pas.
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198 Siileng "Siigay, Apricot Suzerainty -- it's all the same to me, it's all cool. I'm interested in sales. Go ahead, let's make one." He gestures to the boxes. "Super high quality, friendly prices."
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199 You "I don't know why I'm talking about this. It's some kind of... mind-reaction." (Point to your head.)
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200 Siileng "No, no. It's very cool, officer. You're a cool cop for caring about those things. You should buy cool glasses too." He points to a pile of sunglasses.
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201 Siileng "No-no, apricots come from Siigay," the vendor explains. "My grandma used to grow them. But Siigay is a shithole, that's why I came to Revachol. Here's much better for an independent entrepreneur. Less *laws*."
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202 Siileng
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203 Siileng Variable["jam.siileng_exited_once"]
204 Siileng (Variable["jam.siileng_exited_once"]) == false
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205 You "Okay. No permit then. Cool."
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206 You "Doesn't that beat the idea of humanitarian aid? It's *supposed* to be free. That's what makes it humanitarian." Variable["jam.siileng_rhetoric_humanitarian_aid_should_be_free"]
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207 Siileng "It *is* -- *practically* free. Yours for five cents a piece! Rock that tuna -- why not some macaroni too?"
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208 Rhetoric No hassle? There's a *little* of a hassle here, it appears. A moral hassle.
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209 None
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210 You "Okay, well -- if they're delicious it's okay."
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211 Siileng "They're *very* delicious. *And* shelf stable. You can keep all this out in the sun come summer! Try it -- buy some tuna. Won't rot. Un-rottable."
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212 None
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213 Esprit de Corps We'll need more if we're going to pin this one down, he thinks -- good questions, though. Sharp eyes, officer.
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214 Siileng
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215 Siileng Variable["jam.siileng_esprit_kim_later"]
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216 Siileng (Variable["jam.siileng_esprit_kim_later"]) == false
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217 Drama It's for show, my liege. He knows you need more than this to bust this guy. Later, perhaps?
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218 Siileng
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219 Siileng Variable["jam.siileng_noticed_humanox"]
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220 Siileng (Variable["jam.siileng_noticed_humanox"]) == false
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221 Reaction Speed Wait... *HUMANOX*, *humanitarian* aid...
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222 None
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223 Siileng
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224 Siileng Variable["jam.siileng_asked_about_hum_aid"] and Variable["jam.siileng_noticed_humanitarian_aid_macarons"]
225 Siileng (Variable["jam.siileng_asked_about_hum_aid"] and Variable["jam.siileng_noticed_humanitarian_aid_macarons"]) == false
226 You "I don't know, it was just the only thing I could come up with in my head -- to ask you. I need to get money *somehow*."
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227 Siileng "Oh, okay." The man stops, his face suddenly serious. "But why, officer?"
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228 Siileng
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229 Siileng Variable["jam.siileng_whitecheck_rhetoric_give_me_money"]
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230 Siileng (Variable["jam.siileng_whitecheck_rhetoric_give_me_money"]) == false
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231 Siileng
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232 Siileng IsKimHere()
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233 Siileng (IsKimHere()) == false
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234 Siileng "Ah, yes. Money is very important." The street vendor nods, dead-serious.
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235 Empathy Tugging at his heart strings like that... doesn't it feel a bit manipulative?
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236 Siileng "Ten reál is a bargain for that kind of investment! You got it, my man." He takes a ten-note from a leather pouch.
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237 None
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238 You Persuade him to give you some money.
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239 Siileng
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240 Siileng Variable["jam.siileng_white_failed_once"]
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241 Siileng (Variable["jam.siileng_white_failed_once"]) == false
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242 Siileng "But officer, I don't have that kind of money. There's got to be a more modest investment."
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243 Siileng "It's very cool of you to ask again -- it's the third time now. How about you give *me* money and I give *you* cool pants and sneakers." He points to them.
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244 Siileng
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245 Siileng Variable["jam.siileng_white_failed_once"]
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246 Siileng (Variable["jam.siileng_white_failed_once"]) == false
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247 Empathy The air between you becomes a little awkward as it becomes clear you don't know the first thing about bribes.
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248 Siileng "*Now* we're getting somewhere," the street vendor nods. "If you'd only give me a good reason as well..."
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249 Kim Kitsuragi The lieutenant nods calmly and says: "Corruption."
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250 Esprit de Corps Somewhere not so distant, officer Chad Tillbrook refuses a bribe from a local hood. He doesn't know you've just made his job, and the job of all honest cops, a little bit harder.
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251 Siileng
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252 Siileng Variable["TASK.investigate_sea_fortress"]
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253 Siileng (Variable["TASK.investigate_sea_fortress"]) == false
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254 Rhetoric Because you need to solve the biggest case in the history of criminal sciences.
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255 Siileng "Wow! So cool... you keep saying *the same sentence*, mister. No difference. Same words." He grins in amazement. "Let me donate you some sunglasses. For only 20 cents to 2 reál."
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256 None
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257 Siileng
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258 Siileng Variable["jam.siileng_white_failed_thrice"]
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259 Siileng (Variable["jam.siileng_white_failed_thrice"]) == false
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260 You "I'm a policeman. It's an investment in good relations with the RCM."
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261 Siileng "What, only a fiver? You can't even buy a pack of Royal Extras with that -- let's make this one *stick*, my man."
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262 Electrochemistry God, a pack of Royals would taste *so* good right now. Get you some of those tar-sticks, baby!
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263 Electrochemistry God, a pack of Royals would taste *so* good right now. Get you some of those tar-sticks, baby!
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264 Siileng "You see, I'm an honest entrepreneur. I can't help you if you don't give me a good reason as to why I should -- sorry, detective." The man grins as if the entire incident is already forgotten.
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265 You "I'm *not* gonna confiscate this humanitarian aid that you're reselling." Variable["jam.siileng_noticed_humanitarian_aid_macarons"] and Variable["jam.siileng_asked_about_hum_aid"] and Variable["TASK.who_is_the_ladydriver"] == false
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266 You "Think of it as an *investment*."
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267 You "I'm *not* going tell HUMANOX about the little side business you've got here." Variable["jam.siileng_noticed_broken_security_seals"] and Variable["jam.siileng_asked_about_hum_aid"] and Variable["TASK.who_is_the_ladydriver"] == false
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268 You "See this island over there?" (Point at the sea.) "I need money to fund an expedition there. It's important for the case."
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269 Siileng "Officer, do I look like a drug lord? I don't have that kinda money. Be reasonable here."
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270 None
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271 Electrochemistry God, a pack of Royals would taste *so* good right now. Get you some of those tar-sticks, baby!
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272 Siileng "What, only a fiver? You can't even buy a pack of Royal Extras with that -- let's make this one *stick*, my friend!"
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273 Siileng "An investment?" He raises a brow, intrigued. "What kind of investment?"
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274 Siileng "Oh... I like expeditions, and I like you. I can give you..." He counts in his head. "... 10 reál."
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275 Siileng "Hah -- that! You drive a hard bargain, officer. I respect that." He nods. "Okay, what's it going to cost me? Be reasonable..."
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276 You "Because I want you to bribe me. I'm a police officer, remember? That's what you're supposed to *do* around here." Variable["whirling.garte_mentioned_bribes"]
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277 Siileng "But officer, bribe you to do what?" The street vendor's expression is dead serious.
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278 Siileng "Sorry, detective." The man grins as if the entire incident is already forgotten.
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279 Empathy It's just like *bus*, or *seagull* -- a kid watching out of a window describing things going by. He doesn't like it too much, but what do you do.
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280 None
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281 Siileng
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282 Siileng IsKimHere()
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283 Siileng (IsKimHere()) == false
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284 Siileng "Officer, do I look like *I* have that kinda money? Be reasonable."
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285 Siileng "What, only a fiver? You can't even buy a pack of Royal Extras with that -- let's make this one *stick*, my man."
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286 Siileng "Alright, this should help you get back on your feet." He takes a ten-note from a leather pouch.
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287 Siileng He looks you straight in the eye. "I hear you, officer," he agrees. "What kind of a sum are we talking about here?"
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288 You "It's an investment in me, a highly experimental human being. My risk/reward ratio is insane."
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289 You "It's an investment in your customer base. Gotta prime the pump, man!" Variable["whirling.garte_mentions_game_over_money"] == false
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290 You "A guy told me I need money to live, otherwise it's game over -- and I don't want to die." Variable["whirling.garte_mentions_game_over_money"] == true
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291 Siileng "Okay, officer," he finally says, "I can't leave a man in need like that. How much do you need?"
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292 Kim Kitsuragi "I don't think you really understand how bribes work, detective..." He looks at you, then the vendor.
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293 Siileng "Sounds like a fair deal all around." He takes a ten-note from a leather pouch.
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294 You "One million reál."
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295 You "Ten reál."
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296 Empathy The air between you becomes a little awkward as it becomes clear you don't know the first thing about bribes.
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297 You "Five reál."
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298 You "Five reál."
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299 You "Ten reál."
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300 You "I don't even want happiness, or *un-unhappiness* -- I just don't want to die."
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301 You "One million reál."
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302 None
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303 You "Because I... am corrupt? I don't really remember how it works, though -- being corrupt, I mean." Variable["whirling.garte_mentioned_bribes"] == false
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304 Siileng "Ah, yes. Lots of cops are." The street vendor nods, dead-serious.
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305 None
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306 You "You said I was a cool cop, but it's not very cool to freeze to death on a cold park bench."
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307 Siileng "I guess it can't be any riskier than speculating in exotic derivatives... how much are we talking about here?"
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308 Siileng "Fair point," he agrees, "You can't have a successful business without a loyal customer base. How much is your loyalty worth?"
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309 Kim Kitsuragi "Are you trying to ask for a *bribe*? If so, you're not doing a very good job..." He looks at the vendor.
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310 Rhetoric A bold move! Let's see if it pays off.
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311 Siileng "I... officer," he nods. He is genuinely perplexed.
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312 Siileng "Oh, okay." Siileng stops, his face suddenly serious. "But why, officer?"
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313 Drama It feels great.
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314 You "One million reál."
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315 You "Ten reál."
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316 None
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317 You "Five reál."
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318 None
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319 Siileng
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320 Siileng IsKimHere()
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321 Siileng (IsKimHere()) == false
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322 None
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323 None
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324 None
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325 You "Invest into me not telling your employer about your operation here." Variable["TASK.who_is_the_ladydriver"]
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326 Siileng
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327 Siileng Variable["TASK.who_is_the_ladydriver"]
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328 Siileng (Variable["TASK.who_is_the_ladydriver"]) == false
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329 Rhetoric After all this mess -- the broken seals, lying to you? C'mon!
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330 None
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331 Siileng
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332 Siileng Variable["TASK.who_is_the_ladydriver"] or Variable["jam.siileng_asked_about_hum_aid"]
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333 Siileng (Variable["TASK.who_is_the_ladydriver"] or Variable["jam.siileng_asked_about_hum_aid"]) == false
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334 Volition *Or* you could *not* make this about corruption and go with something even wilder.
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335 You "So, Siileng -- what's *your* stance on drugs?" Variable["TASK.question_drivers_about_drugs"] == true and Variable["TASK.question_drivers_about_drugs_done"] == false and Variable["jam.truckman_said_its_siileng"]
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336 Siileng "Unless *you're* into drugs, of course -- in which case, drugs are *excellent*." He kisses his fingers. "Tasty-tasty drugs."
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337 Siileng "Drugs?" For a moment he's unsure how to respond. "I don't go in for that, officer. Drugs ruin lives."
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338 You (Proceed.) "We're looking for a lorry driver who is transporting drugs out of the harbour. He or she is in this traffic jam."
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339 Siileng "That's even cooler -- you investigating that and all. But --" he points to the goods. "I am not a lorry driver, I'm just a street vendor. I don't know anything about that."
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340 You "But you *are* a lorryman. Another driver has identified you *and* your lorry."
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341 None
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342 You "I'm super into drugs."
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343 You "I actually *don't* like drugs."
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344 Siileng "That's very cool, a lot of the coolest detectives do drugs. Sadly, I don't have any drugs on sale -- or at my home. Or on my person." He smiles.
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345 Perception (Sight) Sir, it appears to be true. No drugs in sight -- not in the box of sunglasses *or* under the speakers.
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346 None
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347 Siileng
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348 Siileng Variable["jam.siileng_said_dont_like_drugs"]
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349 Siileng (Variable["jam.siileng_said_dont_like_drugs"]) == false
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350 Siileng "That's cool. Especially after you said you *don't* like them. All the cool detectives do drugs without liking them. Sadly I don't have any drugs on sale here." He smiles.
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351 Siileng
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352 Siileng Variable["jam.siileng_said_likes_drugs"]
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353 Siileng (Variable["jam.siileng_said_likes_drugs"]) == false
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354 Siileng "That's very cool. I don't like drugs, either. I only said I do because I didn't want to sound *lame*." He smiles. "Peer pressure."
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355 Siileng "That's cool. Especially after you already said you're into them. All the coolest detectives in the movies do drugs *and* are very conflicted about it. Still -- no drugs here." He smiles.
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356 Siileng
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357 Siileng Variable["jam.siileng_no_drugs_in_sight"]
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358 Siileng (Variable["jam.siileng_no_drugs_in_sight"]) == false
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359 Siileng
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360 Siileng Variable["jam.siileng_said_likes_drugs"]
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361 Siileng (Variable["jam.siileng_said_likes_drugs"]) == false
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362 Siileng
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363 Siileng Variable["jam.siileng_said_dont_like_drugs"]
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364 Siileng (Variable["jam.siileng_said_dont_like_drugs"]) == false
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365 Siileng "That's *even* cooler -- you investigating narcotics crimes like that. But --" he points to the goods. "I am not a lorry driver, I'm just a street vendor. I don't know anything about that."
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366 Drama A blatant lie, sire. Yet he tells it with such conviction. We'd believe him -- if we didn't know better.
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367 Siileng "That's *so* cool -- you investigating the local drug trade like some cool Narc. But --" he points to the goods. "I am not a lorry driver, I'm just a street vendor. I don't know anything about that."
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368 Siileng
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369 Siileng IsKimHere()
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370 Siileng (IsKimHere()) == false
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371 None
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372 Siileng "*Who* said that? It's the fat racist, right? I bet it's him. He has an agenda against me, because I'm an immigrant who works harder than he does. He's a hater."
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373 Kim Kitsuragi "So you admit you're a lorry driver?"
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374 You "So you admit you're a lorry driver."
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375 Siileng "No! I just said I work harder and he's an asshole. I'm..." He stops to think.
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376 Reaction Speed Realizing he can't get out of it. Smart man.
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377 Siileng "Okay, maybe I'm a lorry driver too -- a little. But that's not the most important thing about me, that's my day job. This is my *dream*." He spreads his arms.
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378 None
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379 You "So you *forgot* to tell me?"
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380 You "So you were *embarrassed* to tell me?"
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381 You "Stop squirming. What do you know about the drug operation at the harbour?"
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382 Siileng "No. I just forgot. It's such a small part of my life. It's in the rear view mirror now. I'm climbing out of that hole -- with ingenuity."
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383 Siileng "Exactly! It's such a small part of my life. It's in the rear view mirror now. I'm climbing out of that hole -- with ingenuity."
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384 You "Siileng, my source tells me *you're* the one transporting drugs for the Union."
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385 Siileng "No. That's insane... It's the fat hater! He's been eyeing me for a week and he sent you here. Maybe *he's* the one, huh? Have you thought about that?"
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386 Siileng "Nothing, I told you. I'm not a dumb guy -- I don't get involved with that crowd. "
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387 Siileng
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388 Siileng IsKimHere()
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389 Siileng (IsKimHere()) == false
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390 Siileng "Crowd -- you know? The drug crowd."
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391 You "Wait, what crowd?"
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392 Kim Kitsuragi "And what *crowd* is that?"
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393 Half Light There's more here. He's *afraid* of this crowd, whoever they are. More than he is of the racist lorryman.
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394 Rhetoric No. He wasn't talking about an abstract crowd. It was *that crowd*.
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395 None
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396 You "Who are you afraid of, Siileng?" Variable["jam.siileng_halflight_afraid"]
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397 You "It wasn't *some drug crowd*. You know who they are. Tell me now!" Variable["jam.siileng_rhet_crowd"]
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398 You "You're wasting my time. Tell me who the *fuck* is transporting the drugs here!"
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399 Siileng
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400 Siileng Variable["jam.siileng_halflight_afraid"]
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401 Siileng (Variable["jam.siileng_halflight_afraid"]) == false
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402 Empathy He doesn't want to talk about them... he's *afraid*.
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403 You "Okay. If you don't know then I'll tell your employer you've been selling his stuff."
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404 Siileng "Look..." He looks around and lowers his voice. "There's bad people doing *bad* things here -- that's all I know. Please don't get me into this mess, I've spent fifteen years working my way up..."
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405 Siileng "Shush, please..." He looks around, then lowers his voice. "There's *bad* people doing *bad* things here -- that's all I know. Please don't get me into this mess, I've spent *fifteen* years working my way up..."
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406 Siileng
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407 Siileng IsKimHere()
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408 Siileng (IsKimHere()) == false
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409 Kim Kitsuragi "No use -- he's not telling us. He's too afraid. We need to take him to my station and ask him there. *After* we've called his boss."
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410 Siileng "Okay, look..." The vendor looks around, then lowers his voice. "There's *bad* people doing *bad* things here -- that's all I know. Please don't get me into this mess, I've spent *fifteen* years working my way up..."
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411 Siileng "Okay, look..." He looks around and lowers his voice. "There's *bad* people here. Doing *bad* things. That's all I know. Please don't get into this mess. I've been Revachol for *fifteen* years, working my way up..."
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412 None
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413 Logic Here we go. There's a *tiny bit* of truth on the table. Zoom in on it.
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414 You "If you don't want to get into this mess..." (Raise your voice) "You HAVE to give us a REASON to move on."
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415 You "We're buddies, Siileng. Help us out. No one will know it was you."
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416 Siileng "It's a *she*, okay?" he whispers. "The other drivers call her the *lady driver*. You're better off staying away from her -- the way they talk about her..." He shakes his head. "She's no lady."
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417 None
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418 You "Who are these 'other drivers' who talk?"
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419 You "Is the lady driver the old woman back there?" (Point to the Paledriver.) "Dazed out, *strange*?" Variable["jam.paledriver_greeting_hub_reached"]
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420 You "Okay. We're cool now." (Conclude.)
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421 Siileng "All of them, I don't know. I told you all I know. Are we cool now? I really want us to be cool now."
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422 Siileng "All of them. Even the ones who've left. I don't hang out with them, I don't remember who has tattoos."
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423 Siileng
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424 Siileng IsKimHere()
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425 Siileng (IsKimHere()) == false
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426 Kim Kitsuragi "Who *exactly* is talking about this lady-driver of yours? The racist? Or the other one, with the tattoos?" He points north.
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427 None
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428 Siileng "I don't know... maybe? If she is, I haven't gone near her. I don't get *involved*, I told you."
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429 Siileng "All right!" He snaps back to his act. "Very cool. Let's cap this off with a *purchase*. A pair of funky sunglasses, detective. You deserve it! And *I* deserve it too, don't you think?"
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430 Suggestion He's *aching* to get back to his usual shtick. All this whispering is bad for business.
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431 You "She? Where is she? I haven't yet met a woman on the roundabout." Variable["jam.paledriver_greeting_hub_reached"] == false
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432 Siileng "There's one by the statue of that king." He points towards the roundabout. "I haven't gone near her. And I *won't* either."
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433 Siileng
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434 Siileng IsKimHere()
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435 Siileng (IsKimHere()) == false
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436 Kim Kitsuragi "The third driver," he nods. "We haven't talked to her yet. Where exactly is she -- near the horseback monument?"
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437 Siileng He nods. "In her lorry there, but... I don't know if it's her... Are we cool now? I think we're cool now."
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438 None
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439 None
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440 None
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441 You "Hey, a quick question -- do you sell any tapes?" IsTaskActive("TASK.find_egg_melody") and CheckItem("tape_melody_broken") == false and CheckItem("tape_melody_fixed") == false--[[ Variable[ ]]
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442 Siileng "Tapes, you mean like music tapes? No, music is *out*! Don't listen to music. I sell extremely cool sunglasses if you want get your *mojo* going." He points at the shoddy box on the left.
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443 You "Alright, so you have no idea whatsoever where I could find tapes?"
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444 Siileng "Tapes?" The notion sounds preposterous to him. "Tapes are *everywhere*! They're worthless, kids throw them in the trees -- there's one in the bushes, right behind this lorry."
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445 Siileng He nods at the empty lorry cabin behind his back. "No one would ever throw a good pair of *high quality plastic* sunglasses in the bushes, mister." His smile widens.
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446 None
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447 Rhetoric Start with a little compliment, then work your way up from there -- this is about business, remember.
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448 You "Hey, you seem like a really successful entrepreneur... would you like to support a member of the local police force?"
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449 You "You, I want your money. Now."
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450 Rhetoric No need to dress this one up, just tell him what you want.
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451 Shivers To the west, dark brown ribbons of tape hang from the tree, flowing in the wind...
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452 Inland Empire It could be. She was strange.
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453 Rhetoric He's not ruling her out.
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454 Siileng
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455 Siileng Variable["whirling.klaasje_ruby_leader"]
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456 Siileng (Variable["whirling.klaasje_ruby_leader"]) == false
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457 Reaction Speed A lady driver? Perhaps connected to *Ruby* somehow?
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458 You "Could her name be *Ruby* by any chance?" Variable["jam.siileng_reaction_driver_rubyknown"]
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459 Siileng
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460 Siileng Variable["whirling.gardener_main_hub_reached"]
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461 Siileng (Variable["whirling.gardener_main_hub_reached"]) == false
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462 Reaction Speed Interesting. Could this driver be connected to the Hardie boys?
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463 You "Could she be associated with the Hardie boys?" Variable["jam.siileng_reaction_driver_rubyunknown"]
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464 Siileng "I don't know. I told you... I don't know her name."
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465 Siileng "I don't know... I'm not local. I don't know anything about that."
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466 None
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467 Siileng
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468 Siileng Variable["whirling.hardie_went_through_ruby_info"]
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469 Siileng (Variable["whirling.hardie_went_through_ruby_info"]) == false
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470 Reaction Speed There you go. A witness with corroborating evidence: it's Ruby.
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471 Siileng
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472 Siileng Variable["whirling.hardie_went_through_ruby_info"]
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473 Siileng (Variable["whirling.hardie_went_through_ruby_info"]) == false
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474 Logic No, it's still Ruby. Interesting that he doesn't seem aware of her existence, though...
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475 Interfacing You should have a look. It's better than nothing.
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476 You "Do you accept net worth as a form of payment?" Variable["character.net_worth"]
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477 Siileng "I only accept *legal* tender, officer." He lowers his voice. "Unless that's code for something?"
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478 Kim Kitsuragi "It is not code. He really means his individual net worth," the lieutenant jumps in. "It is *not* legal tender."
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479 Siileng
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480 Siileng IsKimHere()
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481 Siileng (IsKimHere()) == false
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482 Siileng "In that case, I cannot accept that as payment, officer. I run everything above board here. Cash only."
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483 You "Nah, it's not code. I really mean my individual net worth."
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484 None
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