Conversation 831: RACIST / FASCHA DQ FOLDER

Ask the racist lorryman if he knows how to turn back time. Spoiler alert - he doesn't.

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ID Character Dialogue Conditions Links
0 None
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1 None
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2 You "I'm trying to turn back time. Can you help me, bröther?"
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3 Racist lorry driver
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4 Racist lorry driver IsKimHere()
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5 Racist lorry driver (IsKimHere()) == false
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6 Kim Kitsuragi "You've got to be kidding me..." The lieutenant rubs his forehead as if hit by a sudden migraine. "What is this, detective?"
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7 Racist lorry driver "Oh, yeah?" He looks intrigued.
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8 Racist lorry driver "Mhmhm, I see..." The lorryman takes a long drag from his cigarette.
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9 None
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10 Racist lorry driver
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11 Racist lorry driver Variable["plaza.fascha_dq_asked_someone_the_q"]
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12 Racist lorry driver (Variable["plaza.fascha_dq_asked_someone_the_q"]) == false
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13 Kim Kitsuragi "This again, really?" The lieutenant looks frustrated.
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14 None
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15 You "Bear with me, Kim, this could be very important."
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16 You "Relax, Kim, it'll only be a minute."
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17 You "My gut tells me he's exactly the kind of guy I'm looking for." (Wink at the lorryman.)
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18 Kim Kitsuragi "I promise, he isn't." He lets out a sigh. "Just please make it quick, I'll organise my notes in the meantime."
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19 Kim Kitsuragi "No, it won't be." He lets out a sigh. "And even if it were, it would be a waste of a minute. Just please make it quick, I'll organise my notes in the meantime."
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20 Kim Kitsuragi "I promise you, it isn't." He lets out a sigh. "Just please make it quick, I'll organise my notes in the meantime."
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21 You "You seem like a man who knows what's *really* going on." Variable["plaza.lorryman_fascha_composure_begging_for_praise"] == true
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22 You "My gut tells me you're just the guy I'm looking for."
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23 Racist lorry driver A grunt of acknowledgement. "I *do* try to keep up with my own sources. Independent stuff. You can't believe half of what you hear out there..."
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24 Racist lorry driver "Your 'gut', huh?" He stares at you intently.
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25 Encyclopedia Anal acrobats actually train using a series of stomach breathing exercises, not butt-clenches. Not many people know that.
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26 Racist lorry driver
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27 Racist lorry driver Variable["plaza.lorryman_fascha_encylo_analacrobats"]
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28 Racist lorry driver (Variable["plaza.lorryman_fascha_encylo_analacrobats"]) == false
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29 Electrochemistry But you do. Go figure.
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30 Encyclopedia Also, there is no such thing as a 'homo circus'.
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31 Half Light He's really got himself worked up now. Dangerous stores of pent-up emotion there.
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32 None
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33 You "You know, if you weren't so bitter, you might have more luck with the ladies." Variable["plaza.lorryman_fascha_rc_scss"] == true
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34 You "So... can you help me turn back time, or not?"
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35 You "Enough! I'll ask someone else how to turn back time."
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36 You What's *really* going on with this guy?
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37 Racist lorry driver
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38 Racist lorry driver Variable["plaza.lorryman_fascha_rc_to_understand_his_racism"]
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39 Racist lorry driver (Variable["plaza.lorryman_fascha_rc_to_understand_his_racism"]) == false
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40 Logic Did you not hear what he said? There's a culture war raging out there, and *this* unlikely hero might be our last, best chance. That's all this is about.
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41 Logic In reality, there is no 'culture war', but there *is* a struggle for mating privileges -- always has been -- and this man is outgunned and completely ill-equipped for this 'conflict'.
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42 You I'm satisfied with this conclusion.
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43 You No, I think there was something else...
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44 None
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45 You I feel outgunned and ill-equipped too...
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46 You Why is he outgunned?
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47 You How is he ill-equipped?
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48 You That's why he is... like he is? (Continue.)
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49 Logic This really isn't about *you* right now.
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50 Logic It starts with the genetic lottery. A few are born handsome, imposing giants, while most -- like this guy -- are just average. The less fortunate have an underdeveloped limb, a sense missing, or worse.
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51 Endurance Only the most average survive Extinction-Level Events. That's a known fact.
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52 Logic But there's a lot one can do with 'average', and this guy hasn't. Now, past his prime, it's unlikely he ever will. While others dominate the 'killing fields', he will sink to the bottom of the mating pool.
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53 Logic It's his defeatist, self-pitying mentality. A sense that the world *owes* him a mate, because he perceives himself to be a 'good guy'.
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54 Suggestion The ladies don't like that, it isn't *sexy*.
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55 Logic He isn't interested in evolving, improving, or working for it. He thinks by just *being* he is entitled to love and respect.
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56 Logic But the truth is there's a hundred million men like him competing for every single female out there, and his attitude virtually guarantees he'll never come out on top.
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57 Logic It's a vicious cycle he is unlikely to ever break. The lack of female affection makes him bitter. His bitterness in turn reduces his chances of gaining that affection...
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58 You Wait, could this happen to me?
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59 You Well, maybe he shouldn't be such a bigot then?
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60 You Poor guy...
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61 Logic Easily.
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62 Logic And maybe he wouldn't be such a bigot if he had found love sooner? But so it goes.
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63 Logic That's how he played the hand he was dealt. At least he's blissfully ignorant to the cyclical nature of his situation.
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64 Racist lorry driver
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65 Racist lorry driver Variable["plaza.lorryman_facha_rc_sccss_mememe"]
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66 Racist lorry driver (Variable["plaza.lorryman_facha_rc_sccss_mememe"]) == false
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67 You No, I was thinking about myself.
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68 You So what should I say to him?
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69 None
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70 Logic Just be nice. Or tear him to pieces. Or ignore him. You're not going to *change* him.
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71 Logic We know.
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72 Inland Empire How do you know it already hasn't?
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73 Racist lorry driver "Oh, *that* old song." He spits.
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74 Perception (Sight) You're not the first person to point this out to him, with similar results.
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75 Racist lorry driver "Time, yeah... Listen, man, do you even understand how *hard* we've got it? How completely *stacked* the whole rotten deck is against people like you and me?" He takes a furious drag of his cigarette.
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76 You "Time, Lorryman -- CAN YOU REVERSE IT?!"
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77 Racist lorry driver The lorryman looks at you like he can't decide whether he wants to smash something or break down in tears. The silence is heavy and uncomfortable.
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78 Racist lorry driver "No, I can't help you." He clears his throat. "And I'll tell you why..."
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79 Composure And he's back to his charming old self.
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80 Endurance This fool is a colossal waste of time. There's no kingsman inside him -- just self-loathing and entitlement. Let's keep searching.
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81 None
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82 Racist lorry driver "Uh..." Your sudden change of heart catches him off guard. "I uh... well... yeah fuck it, it's a stupid question anyway."
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83 Racist lorry driver "So you heading off or what?" He clears his throat, doing his best to appear indifferent.
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84 Endurance This fool is a colossal waste of time. There's no kingsman inside him -- just self-loathing and entitlement. Let's keep searching.
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85 None
External:
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86 None
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87 Racist lorry driver
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88 Racist lorry driver Variable["tc.down_with_racism"]
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89 Racist lorry driver (Variable["tc.down_with_racism"]) == false
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90 Racist lorry driver He shakes his head. "My friend, I don't know what you're after, but I have to tell you there's no turning back time..."
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91 Racist lorry driver
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92 Racist lorry driver Variable["tc.down_with_racism"]
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93 Racist lorry driver (Variable["tc.down_with_racism"]) == false
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94 None
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95 Racist lorry driver The lorryman ignores the lieutenant. "My friend, I don't know what you're after, but I have to tell you there's no turning back time..."
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96 You "You're a big time racist, right? I thought you were into that kinda stuff." Variable["jam.truckman_talked_about_racism"] == true
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97 Racist lorry driver "What do you mean by 'big time' racist, exactly?" He stares at you intently.
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98 Suggestion Listen, despite his hostile exterior, this one's got a soft underbelly. He's desperate for affirmation...
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99 Racist lorry driver
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100 Racist lorry driver Variable["plaza.lorryman_fascha_composure_begging_for_praise"]
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101 Racist lorry driver (Variable["plaza.lorryman_fascha_composure_begging_for_praise"]) == false
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102 Half Light DON'T FORGET TO TICKLE THE BEANBAG!
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103 Suggestion Massage his ego, feed him a few grapes, make him *like* you.
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104 Racist lorry driver
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105 Racist lorry driver Variable["XP.remember_the_beanbag"]
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106 Racist lorry driver (Variable["XP.remember_the_beanbag"]) == false
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107 Logic Okay, but don't *literally* say that.
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108 Racist lorry driver "Now what makes you think I know how to 'turn back time'?"
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109 You "Listen, I just need your bean bag for a moment..." Variable["XP.remember_the_beanbag"]
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110 Racist lorry driver "My... what? Ah!" He jumps back with a look of disgust. "Fucking puffs everywhere..."
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111 Drama He's looking for sssigns of deceit...
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112 Half Light His hackles are up, scanning for threats...
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113 Racist lorry driver "Are you mocking me right now, runt?"
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114 Savoir Faire He's confused now, off his balance...
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115 Racist lorry driver
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116 Racist lorry driver IsKimHere()
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117 Racist lorry driver (IsKimHere()) == false
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118 Kim Kitsuragi The lieutenant's eyebrow is conspicuously arched.
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119 You "What? No way."
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120 You (Shrug.) "Maybe a little."
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121 You "Yeah, yeah I am."
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122 Racist lorry driver "You think it's *easy* to stay in shape driving a lorry six days a week?!" His voice is unnaturally shrill. "You guys got it easy, on your feet all day long, burning calories and what not..."
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123 Composure Alert! We detect *major* body-image disturbance.
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124 Racist lorry driver "What's a guy like *me* supposed to do, huh? Fucking butt-clenches while I'm driving, like some kind of anal acrobat in the homo circus?!"
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125 Racist lorry driver He relaxes, slightly. "People think it's so easy, being a lorry driver. Well it *isn't*, okay?"
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126 Racist lorry driver "You know, I get funny looks from people all the time. I *know* they're looking at my gut. I can *see* that. Big fucking deal, a guy put on a little weight, who cares?"
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127 Composure Alert! We detect *major* body-image disturbance.
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128 Racist lorry driver "People today, they only look at what's on the surface. These women, they all want a guy who looks like Kipty the Kipt over there." He nods to the gate.
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129 Racist lorry driver
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130 Racist lorry driver Variable["gates.fascha_dq_lorryman_rhet_serious"]
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131 Racist lorry driver (Variable["gates.fascha_dq_lorryman_rhet_serious"]) == false
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132 Rhetoric Again, is he actually serious right now?
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133 Rhetoric Yeah, who in their right mind would judge a book by its cover, lorryman?
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134 Racist lorry driver "They don't *care* if you're a good guy. They're superficial creatures. That's just the truth." He takes a long drag.
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135 Racist lorry driver He grinds a cigarette butt into the pavement and quickly lights another.
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136 You "I know exactly what you mean. You gotta get as far away from that shit as possible." IsTHCPresent("white_mourning") or IsTHCPresent("caustic_echo")
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137 You "You're just weak. That's why you've sunk to the bottom of the mating pool." Variable["plaza.lorryman_fascha_rc_bottom_of_the_mating_pool"] == true
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138 You (Shake your head.) "Women, who needs 'em?"
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139 Racist lorry driver "Yeah," he hisses, "sounds about right."
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140 Racist lorry driver "Our race does, man. That's the whole idea. If we don't get 'em, the kipts and the Kojkos will. It's just biological reality."
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141 Racist lorry driver "Hey, fuck you, alright? *We're* supposed to be the ones on top, not... you know..." He nods toward the gates.
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142 You "Just hang in there, lorryman." (Pat him on the shoulder.) "It'll get better."
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143 Racist lorry driver "I'll believe it when I see it." He shrugs off your hand. "Whatever, I don't care. It's all the same to me..."
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144 Empathy It's not. It's really not.
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145 Racist lorry driver
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146 Racist lorry driver Variable["tc.down_with_racism"] == true or Variable["jam.truckman_told_him_to_fuck_off"] == false
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147 Racist lorry driver (Variable["tc.down_with_racism"] == true or Variable["jam.truckman_told_him_to_fuck_off"] == false) == false
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148 Racist lorry driver "'Cause you're a runt and an asshole."
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149 Racist lorry driver "'Cause there's no point, you hear me? Unless you believe in ancient fascist magic like some wannabe magus."
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150 Inland Empire Actually, it's called *extraphysics* and you don't need to be a magus to access it.
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151 Racist lorry driver "You still with us, runt? Or are you just gonna stand around like a glue-sniffer?"
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152 None
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153 None
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154 Racist lorry driver "That's the question, isn't it?" He takes a drag. "People think you and me got it so easy. But the reality is it's fucking *hard* to be a regular guy these days..."
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155 Racist lorry driver He shakes his head sadly. "Trust me, brother, I've done the research. Fascist magic just ain't true."
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156 You "What about the ancient fascist magic?" Variable["doomed.book_orb_tome_of_fascist_magic"] == true
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157 You "So Measurehead was right... Haplogroup B4's time is over." IsTHCPresent("advanced_race_theory")
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158 You "What am I supposed to do then?" (Proceed.)
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159 None
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160 None
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161 Endurance The rumbling in your stomach says there's something not quite right with this one...
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162 None
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163 Racist lorry driver "No, that's bullshit. We can't turn back time, but that doesn't mean we can just surrender to the savages..."
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164 Racist lorry driver "It's about preserving our heritage, our *birthright*."
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165 None
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166 Racist lorry driver He takes a drag of his cigarette. "I've done the reading, I know what the *real* experts say. Our greatest days are behind us, and we're not going back."
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167 None
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168 You "You know what? I'll ask someone else to help me."
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169 None
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170 Rhetoric Is he serious right now?
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171 Empathy He's not listening at all, just circling the drain...
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172 None
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173 None
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174 Racist lorry driver "What? I don't wanna hear about your bum-play! I'm trying to tell you what life is like out there for the working man and you're going on about sphincters."
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175 You "By the way, anal acrobats actually use stomach breathing to relax the external sphincter..." Variable["plaza.lorryman_fascha_encylo_analacrobats"] == true and Variable["jam.lorryman_fascha_dq_explained_anal_acrobats"] == false
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176 Electrochemistry Hey, you're just trying to share some useful information here!
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177 None
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178 You (Deep breath.) I must steel myself.
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179 You (Look around.) I don't *see* a culture war, though.
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180 Logic That's right. Guns and swords are the only things that will protect you from youth culture and demographic change.
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181 Logic That's how badly you're losing, you don't even realise it's happening! Thank god this hero is here, fighting for all of us.
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182 Racist lorry driver
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183 Racist lorry driver Variable["jam.truckman_told_him_to_fuck_off"]
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184 Racist lorry driver (Variable["jam.truckman_told_him_to_fuck_off"]) == false
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185 Racist lorry driver "Let's get one thing straight: You can't tell a man to 'fuck off' and then say he's your brother. It doesn't work like that..."
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186 None
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187 Racist lorry driver
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188 Racist lorry driver Variable["jam.truckman_told_him_to_fuck_off"]
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189 Racist lorry driver (Variable["jam.truckman_told_him_to_fuck_off"]) == false
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190 Racist lorry driver "Let's get one thing straight: You can't tell a man to 'fuck off' and then say he's your brother. It doesn't work like that..."
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191 None
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192 Racist lorry driver "I've seen the demographic reports, I know what our experts say. Our greatest days as a people are behind us, and we're not going back."
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193 None
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194 Racist lorry driver
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195 Racist lorry driver IsKimHere()
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196 Racist lorry driver (IsKimHere()) == false
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197 Kim Kitsuragi The lieutenant doesn't utter a word, but his face says 'I told you so.'
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198 Endurance The rumbling in your stomach says there's something not quite right with this one...
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199 Endurance The rumbling in your stomach says there's something not quite right with this one...
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200 Racist lorry driver "You still with us, runt? Or are you just gonna stand around like a glue-sniffer?"
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