Conversation 822: JAM ORB / pagetwothought

A conversation with EletroChem that encourages you to commit an act of public indecency for Superstar point

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ID Character Dialogue Conditions Links
0 None
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1 None
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2 Electrochemistry That page-three girl... she must be *the* most beautiful page-three girl ever printed. And look at those freckles! The origin of disco... makes you wanna dive into the boogie, doesn't it? Get closer to disco itself with Miss Page-Three.
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3 You No. This is not how I want to remember the freckled girl. [Finish thought.]
4 You Yeah... I want to get into the groovy. Let's disco, baby. (Start unzipping.)
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5 You Hang on. Right now? Unzip?
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6 You Go on...
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7 Electrochemistry That's exactly what I mean. Unzip and party down on yourself, my man. No one's watching.
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8 Electrochemistry Except Miss Page-Three, of course.
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9 Electrochemistry PARTY WITH MISS PAGE-THREE ALL THE WAY TO DISCO ZERO!
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10 None
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11 None Variable["jam.orb_elchem_disco_rhet_fire"]
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12 None (Variable["jam.orb_elchem_disco_rhet_fire"]) == false
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13 None
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14 Rhetoric L'origine du disco! Such a powerful conceit, and this is what we're going to do with it? The commitment of an act of gross public indecency?
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15 Electrochemistry It'd be indecent to ignore Miss Page-Three. Beauty is inviting you on a pilgrimage!
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16 You Hm... How *exactly* can I travel to the origin of disco with Miss Page-Three?
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17 Electrochemistry Oh, come on. Don't say you've forgotten *that* as well. You can *feel* what you wanna do. You wanna party, don't you? Party right now with Miss Page-Three. *Unzip* and party.
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18 You I don't think so... there's just something uncomfortable about all of this.
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19 You Should I invite Kim to travel to the origin disco with me? IsKimHere()
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20 Electrochemistry Absolutely not.
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21 Electrochemistry Look at her thighs, *between* her thighs, and... what are you waiting for, man?!
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22 None
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23 Inland Empire ... is what you're thinking. But you don't want to disco like this. Not really. Not in the deepest part of your soul, where the freckles only make you sad.
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24 Electrochemistry COME ON! I SAID PARTY!
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25 None
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26 None Variable["jam.orb_elchem_disco_inland_soul"]
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27 None (Variable["jam.orb_elchem_disco_inland_soul"]) == false
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28 You (Party.)
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29 Electrochemistry I DIDN'T SAY PARTY THIS SECOND!
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30 Kim Kitsuragi The usually unflappable lieutenant takes a surprised step back. "Officer... what are you doing?"
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31 None
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32 None IsKimHere()
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33 None (IsKimHere()) == false
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34 Electrochemistry Party later. Party in *private*. Like you would if you ever prayed.
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35 You Why do I hurt all of a sudden?
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36 Inland Empire The furnace has long been cold, despite itself. You're too sad to jerk off. This is not the first time this has happened, either.
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37 You "I, uh... had to zip *up* my fly. That's all. Let's move on." [Finish thought.]
38 Electrochemistry Fuck. Fuuuuuuuuuck! But it's the origin of all disco, buddy! Why not?
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39 You Because she's the kind of pretty that gets me down.
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40 You There's more to the freckled woman than what you're suggesting. There's more to disco, too. And to me.
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41 Inland Empire And more than that: you're sad. There's an absence inside of you, something missing that may have been freckled too.
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42 None
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43 None Variable["jam.orb_elchem_disco_inland_soul"]
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44 None (Variable["jam.orb_elchem_disco_inland_soul"]) == false
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45 Electrochemistry Whatever, coward. Don't ride your way to the origin of disco. The page-three girl is too good for you anyway.
46 None
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47 None IsKimHere()
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48 None (IsKimHere()) == false
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49 You Oh, right. Of course... [Finish thought.]
50 Hand/Eye Coordination A pilgrimage you can make with just your hand.
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51 You Hold on, is this what happens when you two get together? Variable["jam.orb_disco_handeye_idea"] == true
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52 Electrochemistry Yes!
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53 Hand/Eye Coordination Sure is!
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54 You Yes! This is just like how it'll be in the End Times -- only me and Miss Page-Three. (Start unzipping.)
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55 Inland Empire ... is what you're thinking. But you don't want to party down. Not really. Not in the deepest part of your soul, where the freckles only make you sad.
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56 Horrific Necktie Fucking right. Let me just tighten up a bit for you -- is that good, you sick, wild fuck boy?
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57 Horrific Necktie Come ON, *bratan*! YOU'RE SO CLOSE TO DISCO! TAKE IT OUT AND JACK IT!
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58 Hand/Eye Coordination C'mon! Beauty is inviting you on a pilgrimage. A pilgrimage you can make with just your hand.
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59 Electrochemistry Come on, what are you talking about -- sad freckles? Freckles are fun!
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60 Electrochemistry Then it is truly over. You are beyond the help of the page-three girl. You are truly doomed.
61 You ... I don't want to masturbate on the street, okay?
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62 None
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63 None CheckEquipped("neck_tie") and Variable["whirling.necktie_personified"] == true
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64 None (CheckEquipped("neck_tie") and Variable["whirling.necktie_personified"] == true) == false
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65 None
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66 None CheckEquipped("neck_tie") and Variable["whirling.necktie_personified"] == true
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67 None (CheckEquipped("neck_tie") and Variable["whirling.necktie_personified"] == true) == false
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68 Inland Empire You're right. There's an absence inside of you, something missing that may have been freckled too.
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69 You But Kim... IsKimHere()
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