Conversation 805: JAM / box of sun glasses

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ID Character Dialogue Conditions Links
0 None
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1 None
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2 Perception (Sight) Alright, but these actually make your vision worse. It's like literally being under water.
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3 Inland Empire Yes, but they also make your soul quiver like jello. So deep.
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4 Siileng "The shine on these sunglasses lasts a lifetime, officer! One hundred percent guaranteed!"
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5 Box of Sunglasses There's a pile of cheap sunglasses in a small box, a variety of shapes and colours.
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6 None
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7 You Rummage through the box.
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8 You [Leave for now.]
9 You Try again, maybe you can find *some* interesting sunglasses in the box. Variable["jam.siileng_you_rummaged_through_the_box"] == true
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10 Box of Sunglasses These are all boring. Boring third-rate ho-hum sunglasses made of cheap Seraise plastic. The kind of plastic that melts in the sun.
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11 Box of Sunglasses
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12 Box of Sunglasses Variable["jam.siileng_composure_whitecheck"]
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13 Box of Sunglasses (Variable["jam.siileng_composure_whitecheck"]) == false
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14 Conceptualization Ah, I see... A pair of waterblue shades. The writing on the left temple says: "Sub-Insulindic Rendezvous." The frame appears to be hand-carved out of bone.
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15 Conceptualization No luck. All you find is this... lime-coloured cellophane visor? Produced by a bargain sportswear brand called Amphibian, apparently. There's a malformed green frog on its bent cap.
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16 Siileng "You like sunglasses, officer? I've got the latest styles, right here!" The vendor takes a pair of sunglasses and sticks them under your nose.
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17 Siileng "These are all first-rate sunglasses!" the man declares. "Premium design, superb material, *very cool* UV-resistant! These will definitely keep your eyes safe *and* cool while doing your dangerous police work."
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18 You Try them on.
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19 Siileng "Oh, very interesting choice, officer, very *high-culture*..." For the first time the street vendor's voice trails off, as he watches you inspect the glasses.
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20 Siileng "Wow, officer, you look so cool," the street vendor has picked up his pace again, as you observe the world through deep sea-tinted lenses.
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21 You "Kim, what about these?"
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22 You Put them back.
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23 Box of Sunglasses
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24 Box of Sunglasses IsKimHere()
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25 Box of Sunglasses (IsKimHere()) == false
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26 None
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27 You "I'll take those cool deep blue glasses." Variable["jam.siileng_sub_insulindics_sunglasses"] == true and CheckItem("glasses_sub_insulindics") == false
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28 You "I'll take that Amphibian sports visor." Variable["jam.siileng_sports_visor"] == true and CheckItem("hat_amphibian_sports_visor") == false
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29 Siileng "Oh, that visor is perfect for you, officer. It'll definitely keep the sun out of your eyes while you're shooting criminals." The street vendor makes a bang-bang sound. "And all for a mere six reál."
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30 Reaction Speed Hey, at least it might actually offer some protection against the sun, not like those cheap plastic shades.
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31 Drama Those UV-stickers are almost certainly just there for show. If anything, these lenses probably direct more UV light *into* your pupils -- a UV magnifier.
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32 Box of Sunglasses
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33 Box of Sunglasses IsKimHere()
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34 Box of Sunglasses (IsKimHere()) == false
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35 None
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36 You (Turn to the lieutenant.) "Kim, are firefights something we should be prepared for?"
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37 You Put the visor back.
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38 Siileng "You don't like it? Sure, square-jaw, no problem. Let's get you some real shades."
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39 Kim Kitsuragi "I hope not," he says, looking up from his browsing.
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40 You Try the shades on. CheckItem("glasses_self_destruction") == false
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41 Box of Sunglasses Abort! These are hideous. What's more, they don't even fit your face. You can feel them pinching your nose and chafing against your brow.
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42 Box of Sunglasses
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43 Box of Sunglasses IsKimHere()
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44 Box of Sunglasses (IsKimHere()) == false
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45 Kim Kitsuragi "No," the lieutenant gently removes the glasses from your face, setting you free again. "You're definitely not buying those."
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46 You "Don't tell me what to do, Kim. I like those sunglasses."
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47 You "You're right, I'm too sensible for those."
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48 Siileng "Damn, officer, you look like a mega-secret spy, very secret," the man nods eagerly. "They're practically made for you. I'll let you have them for... two reál and fifty cents!"
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49 Kim Kitsuragi "No, I can't... We can't walk around with you looking like this." His hand has already risen mid-air, but he stops. "Okay, fine. Go ahead. If you want to look like a walking mid-life crisis, then who am I to interfere?"
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50 Siileng "Are you sure? But they look so good on you!" The street vendor frowns. "You should think this through, officer."
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51 None
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52 None
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53 None
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54 You "I'll take those ugly glasses." Variable["jam.siileng_ugly_sunglasses"] == true and CheckItem("glasses_self_destruction") == false
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55 None
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56 Siileng "A good starter pair, officer! And when you're ready to upgrade, come back and see me!"
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57 None
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58 Siileng "A man who knows his style," the street vendor nods. "Much respect."
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59 None
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60 Siileng "Sporty *and* practical, officer! Good choice."
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61 None
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62 None
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63 None
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64 Kim Kitsuragi The lieutenant tilts his head and steps back, eyes narrowed in a thorough examination. It's a case to him.
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65 Siileng "What, change your mind, officer?"
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66 Electrochemistry They're perfect for concealing your bloodshot and baggy eyes.
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67 Composure It's going to be very difficult for anyone to take you seriously with these things on your face.
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68 Kim Kitsuragi "You look like a musician," he declares, eyes still squinted behind his own glasses. "Like a *blind* musician. But you could do worse. Take them if you want."
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69 Conceptualization This is how a sea monster sees the world. You've become a sea monster -- giant, hidden and... strangely tender at heart. All is blue.
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70 Siileng "And they can be yours for a mere three reál. My regular customers have passed them all up because they've got no taste, but *you* found them..."
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71 Volition The lieutenant's reverse psychology fourberie doesn't work on you. If you want to look like a mega-secret mid-life crisis, that's your choice.
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72 Box of Sunglasses
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73 Box of Sunglasses Variable["jam.siileng_sunglasses_hub_reached"]
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74 Box of Sunglasses (Variable["jam.siileng_sunglasses_hub_reached"]) == false
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75 Kim Kitsuragi "A pity," the lieutenant says. "Those actually weren't half bad."
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76 Box of Sunglasses
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77 Box of Sunglasses Variable["jam.siileng_asked_pay_net_worth"]
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78 Box of Sunglasses (Variable["jam.siileng_asked_pay_net_worth"]) == false
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79 Savoir Faire Stylish shades, huh? They'd be even more stylish if you paid for them with net worth. Go over and ask him.
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