Conversation 785: PARTY / CUNO MAIN

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• Character: the character speaking or acting.
• Dialogue: prose containing spoken dialogue and other description.
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ID	Character	Dialogue	Conditions	Links
0	None			1
1	None			90
2	Cuno	"Fucking island is spooky as fuck. Cuno never liked it here."		70
3	Cuno	"Cuno is present on the scene." He looks around with his hands on his hips.		70
4	Cuno	"Talk to Cuno."		70
5	Cuno	"A fucking giant stick insect..."		70
6	Cuno	"Cuno's a pig now." He picks his tooth with a dirty fingernail.		70
7	Cuno	"Shoot," he says with a nod. "Cuno knows this shithole better than anyone."		10
8	Cuno	"Uh..." He looks confused. "Well you know, pig... Shit's fucked. And like... Cuno's got no time for this small time shit. Cuno's got *enterprises* to run."		133
9	Cuno	"What do you mean, what's going on? This is good shit." He seems surprised. "You wouldn't believe the crap Cuno's getting from the trucks."		26
10	None			17 24 16 12 59 14 21
11	Cuno	"Cuno used to hang there sometimes. It's a real shit-hole. Everyone is old or a fucking drunk or dead, except..."		68 67
12	You	"What do you know about the village southwest, across the canal?"	Variable["auto.visited_village"]	11
13	Cuno	"Yeah, pig... yeah." He scratches his head. "It's a... seafort. For... It's for defence, pig. Don't bore Cuno with this historic shit."		164
14	You	"There seems to be a seafort in the bay. Do you know anything about it?"	Variable["XP.coin_operated_bay"] == true	13
15	Cuno	"It's Cuno's," he says without pause or hesitation.		35
16	You	"Whose statue is it on the roundabout?"	Variable["jam.horseback_monument_greeting_done"] == true	15
17	You	"What are your thoughts on the strike?"	Variable["tc.strike_at_harbour"] == true	8
18	None			70
19	None			10
20	Cuno	"Sure thing, pig." He nods. "What now?"		18
21	You	"Thanks Cuno, but enough about Martinaise."		20
22	None			10
23	None			10
24	You	"What's going on with the traffic jam?"		9
25	Cuno	"Oh, pig..." A clever smile runs across his face. "Cuno's done with that shit. Cuno's a pig now. Living the pig-life. That reaver shit's behind him."		22
26	You	"What have you gotten there?"		25
27	Cuno	"Wha-what?!" His face turns almost as red as his hair. "Are you fucking crazy, pig?! Cuno doesn't give two shits about that bird. Why do you even...?"		54
28	None			51 148 149
29	You	"Okay. Cool."		53
30	None			10
31	Cuno	"You know... break shit, throw shit into the sea, throw shit into the windows, throw shit at the seagulls."		58 42
32	None			33 34
33	None		IsTHCPresent("radical_feminist_agenda")	28
34	None		(IsTHCPresent("radical_feminist_agenda")) == false	46
35	None			36 37
36	None		Variable["jam.horseback_monument_know_who_it_is"]	47 29
37	None		(Variable["jam.horseback_monument_know_who_it_is"]) == false	23
38	Cuno	"Yeah, yeah..." He fidgets uncomfortably. "Of course Cuno's been there, but that was a long time ago and I was fucked. Been on the train for fucking days. Can't remember shit."		165
39	None			10
40	You	"Have you ever been there?"		38
41	Cuno	"You bet, pig!" He appreciates your validation. "Cuno lives the life to the max. Lives every day to the mega. Cuno's in the *moment* like that."		44
42	You	"Cool."		41
43	Half Light	Liar. He doesn't have the guts to climb in there.		159
44	None			10
45	None			10
46	Logic	Does he have a little *crush* on Lilienne?		141
47	You	"I'm pretty sure it's of Filippe III the Squanderer, the greatest of Flippian kings of Revachol..."		56
48	None			49 50
49	None		Variable["village.netpicker_greeting_done"]	69
50	None		(Variable["village.netpicker_greeting_done"]) == false	67
51	You	"You like Lilienne, don't you?"	Variable["yard.cuno_elchem_lilienne"] == true	27
52	Cuno	"Cuno ain't spoiling this shit for you." He gives you something akin to a wink. "You gotta climb in there yourself and check it out."		43
53	Cuno	He nods in agreement.		23
54	Cuno	"Goddamnit..." He looks down, shaking his head. "Cuno can't believe you're making up shit about him. This needs to stop."		145 146 147
55	You	"Yeah? What's in there?"		52
56	Cuno	"If you know that history buff shit, then why are you fucking Cuno with this?" He shrugs. "Cuno's a pig now. Has important shit on his mind. Pig shit."		121
57	Cuno	"Cuno's been everywhere, pig."		55
58	You	"You ever been inside the ruined building?"		57
59	You	"Anything you can tell me about the boardwalk with the ruins and the fishmarket?"	Variable["auto.visited_boardwalk"]	65
60	You	"Like what?"		31
61	None			62 63
62	None		Variable["yard.cuno_empathy_lilienne"]	32
63	None		(Variable["yard.cuno_empathy_lilienne"]) == false	45
64	Cuno	"Cuno had some business ventures set up in the neighbourhood. Had money coming in... But not anymore." He punches an invisible target in the air. "Cuno's a straight-ass pig now."		140
65	Cuno	"Cool place. Lot's of shit to do there."		58 60
66	Cuno	"Except nothing." He shrugs. "That shit is behind Cuno. Keep your nose out of it."		48
67	You	"What did *you* do there?"		64
68	You	"Except what?"		66
69	Empathy	You know who isn't old, drunk, or dead? Lilienne.		61
70	None			128 71 73 194 79 72
71	You	"Cuno, I have couple of questions about Martinaise."	Variable["seafort.cuno_greeted_you_to_the_island"] == false	7
72	You	"Let's move!" [Leave.]
73	You	"Where is Cunoesse?"	Variable["character.cuno_asked_about_cunoesse"] == false	74
74	Cuno	"Cuno doesn't want to talk about this shit." There is a moment of thoughtful silence. He almost looks behind him.		76
75	Cuno	"That toxic shit's behind Cuno now."		77
76	Composure	That is a look of a man who knows he'll be looking over his shoulder for the rest of his life.		75
77	None			70
78	Cuno	He unzips his jacket again and pulls the pants from the plastic wrapping. "Here pig, we both FALN now. Performance Pigs. Let's try not to shit ourselves."		80
79	You	"I want to buy the FALN pants."	Variable["TASK.buy_faln_pants_from_cuno_done"] == false and CheckItem("pants_faln") == false and Variable["yard.cuno_heard_cuno_talk_about_the_faln_modular"]	78
80	None			70
81	Cuno	A crooked little smile. "Oh fuck, he's practically dyin' to big up how he did it. Just get him to cough it up. Cuno's got your back."		85
82	You	"Do you think he did it?"		81
83	You	"How do you think the questioning is going?"		98
84	You	"What can I put on him, to get him to confess?"	Variable["seafort.deserter_motive_with_companion"] == true	99
85	None			87 86 83 181 84 88
86	You	"I'm trying to get him to confess..."		96
87	You	"I'm slapping myself to get ideas!"		119
88	You	"Okay, let's do this." [Leave.]	Variable["seafort.deserter_motive_with_companion"] == false	185
89	Cuno	"Okay, so, we've got the old fuck." The kid whispers, his eyes bugging out of his skull with excitement.		199
90	None			91 92
91	None		Variable["seafort.deserter_cuno_fake_switch"]	93
92	None		(Variable["seafort.deserter_cuno_fake_switch"]) == false	189
93	None			94 95
94	None		Variable["seafort.cuno_switch_done"] or Variable["TASK.extract_a_confession_done"]	176
95	None		(Variable["seafort.cuno_switch_done"] or Variable["TASK.extract_a_confession_done"]) == false	89
96	Cuno	"Yes, Cuno can see that. You got this. Think of like..." He rubs his nose. "... what *other* shit he's done too. Cuno can tell he's a killer."		100
97	None			85
98	Cuno	"Good." He nods. "I think it's going really fucking well." He leans closer. "Just cut it with the punching shit, alright? Makes us look like we got nothing."		113
99	Cuno	"He's into some ancient warrior shit. Hate shit. Pressure cook him. Push it on him, like -- motive shit. Pig style."		120
100	None			85
101	None			102 103
102	None		Variable["TASK.check_seafort_done"]	109
103	None		(Variable["TASK.check_seafort_done"]) == false	104
104	None			105 106
105	None		Variable["seafort.nest_mainhub_got"]	184
106	None		(Variable["seafort.nest_mainhub_got"]) == false	182
107	Drama	Good. Talk to him, demonstratively pick it up, then push it along with the other accusations. This is a good idea.		97
108	Cuno	"Well. There's the gun," he says, scratching his head... "Why you still haven't picked it up and used it against him is beyond Cuno."		107
109	None			110 111
110	None		CheckItem("deserter_gun")	97
111	None		(CheckItem("deserter_gun")) == false	115
112	Cuno	"Cuno's in the game. Let's fucking do this, pig." he whispers, excitedly.
113	Composure	You hear that? He thinks you're very close...		179
114	None			85
115	None			116 117
116	None		Variable["seafort.kimswitch_lets_do_ballistics"]	118
117	None		(Variable["seafort.kimswitch_lets_do_ballistics"]) == false	108
118	Cuno	"Also, the gun." The scratches his head. "Why you still haven't picked it up and used it against him is beyond Cuno."		107
119	Cuno	"Yeah, Cuno can see that," the kid says seriously. "So can fuckin' murderoonie here. You should stop -- it's weird as fuck."		114
120	Logic	Of course -- why didn't *you* think of it?! Motive shit. Pig style.		180
121	None			10
122	Cuno	"Tell 'em Cuno sent you. They'll know what it means."		175
123	Cuno	"Ah, Cuno's not into that hallucinogenic shit -- that's for pussies."		124
124	You	"No, I don't think it's actually drug related..."		125
125	Cuno	"If you wanna take a real blasto, go down the coast to the old church, where the speedfreaks hang."		122
126	You	"Mag?"		132
127	You	"Well, I have been partying a lot lately..."		129
128	You	"I've had these weird shakes recently. And something like... visions? Sounds familiar?"	Variable["whirling.kim_shivers_orphan"] == true or Variable["plaza.shivers_activated"] == true or Variable["whirling.klaasje_shivers_forever"] == true	130
129	Cuno	"You gotta hit *Magnesolam*, when you get off the train, pig. I always hit it to get the mag back."		126
130	Cuno	"Totally, pig. Cuno's in the same shit every time he's coming off speed." His tone gets parental. "You need to *medicate* that shit."		131 127
131	You	"No, it's more than that. It's like the city is speaking to me."		123
132	Cuno	"Magnesium, pig."		175
133	Rhetoric	Apparently he has never formed an opinion on the matter and isn't going to do so on the fly either.		134 135
134	You	"So who's side are you on?"		137
135	You	"Small time shit. Got it."		136
136	Cuno	The kid nods, obviously relieved.		19
137	Cuno	"Whose side's Cuno on?!" His tone gets angry. "Cuno's on fucking Cuno's side, pig! This is beneath the Cuno. Don't talk to me about this playground bullshit. You're getting shit in Cuno's head."		138
138	Empathy	Being put in the spotlight like this makes him feel exposed, makes him lash out.		139
139	None			10
140	Logic	He was probably collecting tare or stealing stuff that wasn't nailed down.		30
141	None			142 143
142	None		Variable["yard.cuno_elchem_lilienne"]	144
143	None		(Variable["yard.cuno_elchem_lilienne"]) == false	28
144	Empathy	Just don't ask him about it. Boys in that age can be quite sensitive about such matters.		28
145	You	"It's okay, I like her too."		150
146	You	"I'm sorry, Cuno. I'll stop."		153
147	You	"Your secret is safe with me, Cuno." (Give him a wink.)		154
148	You	"Lilienne is nice though."		155
149	You	"About Martinaise..."		158
150	Cuno	"Well *I* don't," the kid says, pointing to himself with his thumb. "Cuno's got no time for this shit. He's a pig now."		151
151	Drama	He tries to keep his voice casual and businesslike, but it trembles ever so slightly.		152
152	None			10
153	Cuno	"You fuckin' better, pig!" His index finger is pointed straight at you. "We're partners now. You got to be professional with the Cuno."		152
154	Cuno	"What fucking secret?! You gotta stop this shit with me!" He's trying to control himself. "Cuno's a pig. We're partners now. You got to be professional with the Cuno. Talk sense to him."		152
155	Cuno	"She's okay," the kid suddenly speaks with a high pitched squeak. "I mean... With all the fucking drunks and relics around, she's like the only one who isn't a walking shit hole. She's okay."		156
156	Suggestion	Sounds like the kid has a soft spot for Lilienne.		157
157	None			10
158	Cuno	"Yeah?" He places his hands on the hips, waiting for your question.		157
159	None			160 161
160	None		Variable["character.cuno_halflight_liar_hasnt_been_to_hiddeout"]	163
161	None		(Variable["character.cuno_halflight_liar_hasnt_been_to_hiddeout"]) == false	162
162	Drama	The kid is admitting falsehood, sire. He just doesn't know.		163
163	None			10
164	Rhetoric	This is the extent of the boy's knowledge.		40
165	Rhetoric	The *Train*. Speed-Train. Amphetamine Express.		39
166	None			167 168
167	None		Variable["seafort.cuno_first_island_greet_done"]	3
168	None		(Variable["seafort.cuno_first_island_greet_done"]) == false	172
169	None			170 171
170	None		Variable["seafort.phasmid_has_arrived"] and Variable["seafort.phasmid_intro_hub_reached"] == false	5
171	None		(Variable["seafort.phasmid_has_arrived"] and Variable["seafort.phasmid_intro_hub_reached"] == false) == false	166
172	None			173 174
173	None		Variable["auto.on_island"]	2
174	None		(Variable["auto.on_island"]) == false	4
175	None			70
176	None			177 178
177	None		Variable["TASK.return_to_mainland"]	6
178	None		(Variable["TASK.return_to_mainland"]) == false	169
179	None			85
180	None			85
181	You	"What am I missing? What haven't I done?"	Variable["TASK.check_seafort_done"] == false or CheckItem("deserter_gun") == false	101
182	Cuno	"We never did that ballistics shit here." He sniffs. "Let's check out where he shot my gimp. You should know that shit, pig."		183
183	Suggestion	Good one, Cuno. It doesn't have to hold in court. Just establish a line of sight and he'll do the rest himself.		109
184	Cuno	"We can take another look in the mini-tower, where the bed was." He sniffs. "Let's check out where he shot my gimp. Ballistics shit. You should know that, pig."		183
185	None			186 187
186	None		Variable["seafort.deserter_motive_with_companion"]	188
187	None		(Variable["seafort.deserter_motive_with_companion"]) == false	112
188	Cuno	"Cuno's in the game. Let's fucking do this, pig." he whispers, excitedly.
189	None			190 191
190	None		Variable["whirling.cuno_accepted_to_party"]	176
191	None		(Variable["whirling.cuno_accepted_to_party"]) == false	192
192	Cuno	Cuno doesn't say anything. Stares out the window. You're on your own.		193
193	Inland Empire	Something tells you this is going to be a rough ride.
194	You	"What happened to your art thing?"	Variable["TASK.report_to_cryptozoologists_2"]	195
195	Cuno	"Locust city?" He swallows. "Cuno dropped that art shit coz Cuno's fucking *poor* and has shit for brains."		196
196	Empathy	A truly rare moment of self pity.		197
197	Cuno	"You better not make Cuno fucking *cry* about his art-shit, okay? Change the subject, Cuno doesn't do that shit no more. Fuck that shit, fuck *everything*."		198
198	None			70
199	None			200 201
200	None		Variable["TASK.inspect_the_phasmid"]	202
201	None		(Variable["TASK.inspect_the_phasmid"]) == false	82
202	You	"We still need to get him back, but... yeah. We got our man."		203
203	Cuno	"Makes you proud to be a pig," the kid says. "Oink oink."