Conversation 714: PAWNSHOP / SAWED-OFF STREET LIGHT

You look at and ask Roy about a street light.

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ID Character Dialogue Conditions Links
0 None
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1 None
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2 Sawed-off Street Light A typical Martinaise street light sits among assorted floor and table lamps.
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3 You Let your gaze run over the street light.
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4 You "Is that a street light?"
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5 You "Where did you get this?"
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6 Sawed-off Street Light The light pole has been carefully cut, and the wiring has been redone and attached to a standard indoor plug. The light buzzes faintly but persistently.
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7 None
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8 None
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9 Bird's Nest Roy "Yes, officer. As you can see, it's in perfect working order."
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10 Kim Kitsuragi
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11 Kim Kitsuragi IsKimHere()
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12 Kim Kitsuragi (IsKimHere()) == false
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13 Kim Kitsuragi "We're not here to investigate the theft of city property." He leans in so the pawnbroker doesn't hear him.
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14 Sawed-off Street Light The light's buzzing resembles the purring of a cat. It seems very much at home here.
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15 None
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16 Bird's Nest Roy "It was brought to me to be altered."
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17 Composure His manner is casual, but his speech is careful, measured. He wants you to know that he has nothing to hide.
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18 You "How much for the street light?"
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19 Bird's Nest Roy "Seven hundred reál. A bargain, I dare say."
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20 You "Are you out of your mind? There's one just like that on every corner!"
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21 You "Even taking into account the risk of obtaining the light, that seems a bit steep...."
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22 You There's nothing else you need to know about the light. [Leave.]
23 Bird's Nest Roy He rests his elbows on the counter and brings his face closer to the glass. "The light has undergone three transformations, and every transformation, large or small, has a price tag."
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24 Bird's Nest Roy "There's also the matter of rewiring. But the most important transformation is the light's placement among ordinary *indoor* fixtures, which has adjusted its morphological field. The light became suitable for use inside the home just a few days ago."
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25 Logic The light has been removed and rewired -- that's two *transformations*. But what about the third?
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26 You "I get how sawing it off and redoing the wiring could add to the cost, but what else?"
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27 You "What do you mean, *transformations*?"
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28 Bird's Nest Roy He throws you a look of weary patience. "Well, there are the costs of removal and rewiring."
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29 Bird's Nest Roy He throws you a look of weary patience. "The most important transformation is the light's placement among ordinary *indoor* fixtures, which has adjusted its morphological field. The light became suitable for use inside the home just a few days ago."
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30 Bird's Nest Roy "But the most important transformation is the light's placement among ordinary *indoor* fixtures, which has adjusted its morphological field. The light became suitable for use inside the home just a few days ago."
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31 None
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32 You "I want that street light. Here's 700." Variable["canal.light_price"] == true
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33 None
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34 Conceptualization This would make quite a statement in your living room.
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35 You "Seven hundred sounds about right. I imagine it wasn't easy sawing off that street lamp."
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36 Bird's Nest Roy "Hey, I don't know where it came from, but it's not every day you get to buy and sell something so extraordinary..."
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37 You "But how am I going to take it with me?"
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38 Bird's Nest Roy "It is quite heavy. You're going to need a truck."
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39 You "But... I don't have a truck."
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40 Bird's Nest Roy "That's alright, I can keep it here for you until you find one."
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41 You "Thanks, I appreciate it."
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42 You "I want my money back."
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43 Bird's Nest Roy "But... why? It's a perfectly wonderful light."
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44 Bird's Nest Roy "Besides," he points to the sign on his booth, "there are no returns or exchanges for items purchased in this shop."
45 Bird's Nest Roy "Excellent choice. I'm almost sad to part with it."
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46 Kim Kitsuragi
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47 Kim Kitsuragi Variable["canal.light_concept_transform"]
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48 Kim Kitsuragi (Variable["canal.light_concept_transform"]) == false
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49 Kim Kitsuragi
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50 Kim Kitsuragi Variable["canal.light_money"]
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51 Kim Kitsuragi (Variable["canal.light_money"]) == false
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52 Sawed-off Street Light It's the 700 reál modified street light you bought for some unknown reason.
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53 Bird's Nest Roy "It's no problem. Come back any time to look at it. It's *your* sawed off street light now."
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54 None
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55 You Great. I guess I'm stuck with it. [Leave.]
56 You "Is there still no way you'd give me my money back? I can't do anything with this light."
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57 Bird's Nest Roy "I'm sorry, there are no returns or exchanges for items purchased in this shop. Just enjoy it."
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58 You Look at the light in your life.
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59 None
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60 Sawed-off Street Light Still the same. The pole has been carefully cut, the wiring redone and attached to a standard indoor plug. The light buzzes faintly but persistently.
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61 Conceptualization Makes you feel *rebellious*.
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62 None
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63 Encyclopedia Street lights like this one were part of a renovation effort a few decades back. Sadly, the effort was abandoned before it was completed -- and so these lights still illuminate crumbling streets.
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64 Kim Kitsuragi "You have to admit, it's rather clever, what he's done with it." He pauses, studying the light.
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65 Conceptualization Okay. That checks out.
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66 Kim Kitsuragi
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67 Kim Kitsuragi IsKimHere()
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68 Kim Kitsuragi (IsKimHere()) == false
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69 Kim Kitsuragi "A wise investment. I agree. The best part is that you *can't* carry it around -- I would really dislike it if you could."
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70 You Leave your street light be for now. [Leave.]
71 Half Light A bargain?! No, it's not! He's trying to sweet-talk you into buying trash!
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72 You "Let's talk about this trade then, if you're happy with shares?" (Start hustling.) Variable["canal.roy_street_light_net_worth"] and Variable["canal.light_share_trade_exited"] == false and Variable["canal.light_paid_shares"] == false and Variable["canal.light_money"] == false
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73 Kim Kitsuragi
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74 Kim Kitsuragi Variable["canal.light_price"]
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75 Kim Kitsuragi (Variable["canal.light_price"]) == false
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76 Bird's Nest Roy "More than happy. Like I said, I value the street light at 700 reál. You decide how many of your shares that gets me."
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77 Bird's Nest Roy "More than happy. I value the street light at 700 reál. You decide how many of your shares that gets me."
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78 Logic A twentieth of your shares is a sensible offer. Very divisible as far as numbers go.
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79 You "How does a twentieth sound to you?"
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80 You "I need time to mull this over." (Go back.)
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81 Savoir Faire As *little* as possible. We only sell shares if we're getting something of *more value* for them. Shares are *premium* goods. THINK BIG BUSINESS!
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82 You "I'll give you a third of my shares for it."
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83 Bird's Nest Roy "Of course, officer." There's a tiny hint of distress in his voice. "It's your decision."
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84 None
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85 Bird's Nest Roy "A *third*? Are you sure?"
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86 Bird's Nest Roy "Hm, that's a reasonable offer." He raises a curled finger to his chin, looking as thoughtful as he can.
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87 Bird's Nest Roy He gulps. "That's... not enough."
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88 You "I can't go higher than a few shares."
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89 Savoir Faire Whoa, whoa, whoa! What are you doing? That street light isn't worth anywhere near that much. Reel it in, moneybags. Or do you like being bankrupt?
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90 You "Yes, I'm sure."
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91 You "Actually, no."
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92 Bird's Nest Roy "Alright, you have a deal. The street light is all yours." His shoulders relax as if a load has been lifted off them. "Pleasure doing business with you."
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93 Bird's Nest Roy "Take your time."
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94 None
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95 None
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96 You "Take it or leave it. Makes no odds to me."
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97 Bird's Nest Roy "Forget it, then. I'll get more for the light in cash. Unless you want to reconsider?"
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98 You "Look, I was told that these shares will *double* in value in five years' time." Variable["cargo.mrlb_shares_increase_value"]
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99 Bird's Nest Roy "But I want to sell them *now*." He tilts his head slightly to consider this new information.
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100 Kim Kitsuragi
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101 Kim Kitsuragi Variable["canal.light_paid_shares"]
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102 Kim Kitsuragi (Variable["canal.light_paid_shares"]) == false
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103 Sawed-off Street Light It's the 700 reál modified street light you traded for shares.
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104 Sawed-off Street Light The pole has been carefully cut, the wiring redone and attached to a standard indoor plug. The light buzzes faintly but persistently.
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105 You Look at the light in your life.
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106 Inland Empire She's going to *love* it.
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107 You Read the sign.
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108 None
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109 You See you later, sunshine. [Leave.]
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110 None
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111 Sawed-off Street Light It reads: 'SOLD TO THE DISCO COP FOR SHARES IN M-K MERCURY GROUP.' The words are written with an even kerning in bold, precise letters.
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112 Savoir Faire Looks surprisingly official for a small-time trader. Some of your big-biz flair must be rubbing off on him.
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113 None
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114 You "So how do I get this light out of here?" (Proceed.)
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115 Empathy Some extra shares would go a long way to helping him out of debt. He deserves a break.
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116 Bird's Nest Roy "Hm?" He surfaces from a daydream. "Oh, right. That's... good," he replies, unsure of what you said.
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117 You "I've got big plans for this light. Your shop's gonna be a landmark one day."
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118 Kim Kitsuragi
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119 Kim Kitsuragi Variable["canal.roy_debt_known"]
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120 Kim Kitsuragi (Variable["canal.roy_debt_known"]) == false
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121 Endurance He has an idea of what he wants but he's not giving it away. Sign of a veteran dealer -- able to withstand negotiations over minuscule amounts for *days* or even *weeks*.
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122 Empathy Something lifted in him when he saw those shares. He *needs* as many as possible -- even if he won't admit it.
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123 Bird's Nest Roy "Alright, you have a deal. The street light is all yours." His shoulders relax as if a load has been lifted off them. "Pleasure doing business with you."
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124 Reaction Speed This is all for show. He's already made his mind up.
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125 Drama The pose! The power! Yessssss, drag this part out and reel in your audience, darling. See if they will crack under the suspense.
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126 Bird's Nest Roy "Alright, alright. That'll have to do." His shoulders relax slightly. "The street light is all yours."
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127 Perception (Sight) Or has another light shining on the ceiling caught his eye? It's hard to tell.
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128 Kim Kitsuragi
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129 Kim Kitsuragi Variable["canal.light_inland_she"]
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130 Kim Kitsuragi (Variable["canal.light_inland_she"]) == false
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131 You Who is?
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132 You (Don't ask.)
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133 Inland Empire Silence...
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134 You "Nothing like a good business deal to loosen the joints, is there?" (Rotate your shoulders.)
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135 You (Ready your hands on your pistol.) Variable["canal.light_halflight_grabbing_gun"] and CheckItem("gun_villiers")
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136 You "How can I trust that you won't sell it to someone else?"
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137 Bird's Nest Roy "Tell you what..." He bends down and disappears behind the counter.
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138 Bird's Nest Roy "But... why? It's a perfectly wonderful light. Besides," he points to the sign on his booth, "there are no returns or exchanges for items purchased in this shop."
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139 You "I want my shares back then."
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140 Bird's Nest Roy "That's alright, I can keep it here for you until you find one."
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141 Bird's Nest Roy "It is quite heavy. You're going to need a truck."
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142 You "But... I don't have a truck."
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143 None
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144 You "Hey! Where'd you go?"
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145 Rhetoric Did he just do a runner? He can't get away that easily. Try calling out to him.
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146 Volition Don't panic. I'm sure he's just doing his shoelaces up. Something like that.
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147 Half Light What if he's grabbing a GUN?!
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148 Bird's Nest Roy He doesn't quite catch your meaning. "Oh... sure." He tries to mimic your rotational action but just ends up shrugging.
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149 Kim Kitsuragi
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150 Kim Kitsuragi IsKimHere()
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151 Kim Kitsuragi (IsKimHere()) == false
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152 Kim Kitsuragi The lieutenant catches your movements and meets your eyes with a look of confusion.
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153 You (Pretend to browse the shop from where you're stood.)
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154 Bird's Nest Roy The pawnshop owner uprights himself back into view with the stiffness of an old ironing board. "Here we go," he says, holding a piece of cardboard out at you.
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155 None
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156 You "How does it feel to be a *shareholder*?"
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157 Bird's Nest Roy "Yeah, good. But I won't be holding onto these shares for long." He gives you a false grin. "I've got to pay those debts off."
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158 Kim Kitsuragi
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159 Kim Kitsuragi Variable["canal.roy_debt_known"]
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160 Kim Kitsuragi (Variable["canal.roy_debt_known"]) == false
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161 Bird's Nest Roy "Yeah, good. But I won't be holding onto these shares for long." He gives you a false grin.
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162 You "Got some big purchases planned, have you?"
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163 None
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164 Bird's Nest Roy "Let's just say there's some long overdue business I've got to deal with."
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165 None
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166 None
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167 Inland Empire Silence...
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168 You "It'll have to do for now."
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169 You "I like your thinking."
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170 Bird's Nest Roy He watches you attach the sign to the street light using the sticky tack he put on the back of it. "There you go. Beautiful job."
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171 Savoir Faire Great idea! One of your physical assets *on display* for the public. Maybe this was a good idea after all. We could sell tickets for people to come see it, turn this into a little money churner...
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172 Savoir Faire But let's come back to that idea later. There's easier money to be made elsewhere. Just get that sign stuck on there for now.
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173 You "What's that?"
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174 You (Take it.)
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175 Bird's Nest Roy He hands you the cardboard and you notice there's something written on it. "Stick this to the light and people will know that it's *yours*."
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176 Bird's Nest Roy "It's a sign that declares you the owner of the street light. Stick it on and people will know that it's *yours*."
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177 Kim Kitsuragi
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178 Kim Kitsuragi Variable["canal.light_roy_handed_sign"]
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179 Kim Kitsuragi (Variable["canal.light_roy_handed_sign"]) == false
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180 Bird's Nest Roy He hands you the sign then watches you attach it to the street light using the sticky tack he put on the back. "There you go. Beautiful job."
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181 You (Search for something you can defend yourself with.) Variable["canal.light_halflight_grabbing_gun"] and CheckItem("gun_villiers") == false
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182 Bird's Nest Roy You tense up as the pawnshop owner uprights himself back into view. There isn't a gun in his hands -- or anywhere else on him. Instead, he holds out a piece of cardboard. "Here we go."
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183 You "Phew." (Relax.) "I thought you were grabbing a gun."
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184 Bird's Nest Roy "Oh, nothing like that." He is completely unfazed by your statement. "Just this sign that declares you the owner of the street light. Stick it on and people will know that it's *yours*."
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185 Half Light He's trying to cut you with its sharp edge!
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186 Volition He's *really* not. Just take it off him.
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187 You "Careful where you point that thing. It's sharp!"
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188 Bird's Nest Roy "I assure you it's not." He runs a finger along its edge. "See? Not a scratch. Now, please, take it and stick it on the street light. That way people will know it's *yours*."
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189 You "Let's talk about trading those shares again." Variable["canal.light_share_trade_exited"] and Variable["canal.light_paid_shares"] == false and Variable["canal.light_money"] == false
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190 Bird's Nest Roy "Yes please," he says eagerly.
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191 None
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192 Bird's Nest Roy "Uh," comes a voice from behind the glass. "One quick question. How do I get hold of my shares?"
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193 Kim Kitsuragi
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194 Kim Kitsuragi Variable["canal.light_roy_asked_how_get_shares"]
195 Kim Kitsuragi (Variable["canal.light_roy_asked_how_get_shares"]) == false
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196 You "I'll get my Personal Brand Strategist to sort the legal work out with you." (Mumble.) "Once I have one..."
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197 Bird's Nest Roy "Oh, right. Perfect. Thank you."
198 Kim Kitsuragi
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199 Kim Kitsuragi Variable["canal.roy_empathy_hiding_debt"]
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200 Kim Kitsuragi (Variable["canal.roy_empathy_hiding_debt"]) == false
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201 None
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202 Sawed-off Street Light Your eyes slide back to the 700 reál modified street light you traded for shares. The golden light seems to flicker ever so slightly, like a butterfly... It casts shadows on the sign.
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203 None
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204 None
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