Conversation 615: INVENTORY / GIANT HAM SANDWICH

Eating Gaston's ham-sandwich.

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ID Character Dialogue Conditions Links
0 None
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1 None
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2 You "Step back everyone, it's gonna get messy." (Eat the sandwich.)
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3 Gaston's Sandwich You jam your teeth into the sandwich and immediately feel a series of taste explosions go off in you mouth. It's like someone's carpet-bombing your tongue with ambrosia.
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4 None
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5 Kim Kitsuragi He shrugs. "I mean I'm not hungry and therefore am not gonna take it. Thanks though."
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6 Kim Kitsuragi "No."
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7 Gaston's Sandwich It really is every bit as good as it looked and smelled. The different components all chip in and compliment each other, forming a flavour that is unique to this particular masterpiece.
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8 None
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9 Authority When you hold something up long enough, some people are compelled to take it. Try it on the lieutenant.
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10 Kim Kitsuragi "I'll pass," the lieutenant replies with a polite nod. "Thanks."
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11 You Slow down, feel the texture of the components and subtle nuances in taste.
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12 You "Here, Kim! Let's share." (Hold out the sandwich.) IsKimHere()
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13 Gaston's Sandwich The bread, as the foundation of the sandwich, is slightly moist due to tomato juice and mayo, but holds together nicely. Almost nothing falls off the sandwich. You feel like you really got everything out of this experience.
14 Gaston's Sandwich You really ram into the sandwich, *deep*. The tomato slides off, mayo drips everywhere (including your moustache and clothes), bits of ham fall onto the ground...
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15 Kim Kitsuragi "Camaraderie?"
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16 You "What do you mean 'you'll pass'?"
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17 You Keep holding the sandwich.
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18 You Take giant bites and swallow them half-chewed.
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19 You Get into there and do some real damage!
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20 Gaston's Sandwich This is what angels must taste like. Your saliva production increases tenfold. You can barely contain it all.
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21 You "This isn't about hunger, Kim, it's about camaraderie."
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22 You Hold the sandwich up for the lieutenant to take it. Variable["plaza.gaston_authority_force_kim_sandwich"] == true
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23 Kim Kitsuragi "Thank you, but no, I'm not hungry."
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24 You "Okay, I guess I'll keep it for later."
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25 You "Yes! By sharing this sandwich you and I solidify the bond between us."
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26 You Hold the sandwich up, moving it closer to the his chin.
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27 You "It *really* is."
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28 None
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29 Kim Kitsuragi The lieutenant nods.
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30 You "Is this necessary?! Is friendship necessary? Is brotherhood?"
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31 Kim Kitsuragi "No."
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32 You "I just thought it would be a nice gesture. I'm sorry..."
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33 Kim Kitsuragi "Then sure. Let us 'strengthen our bond'." The lieutenant breaks the sandwich in two and quickly eats his half.
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34 Kim Kitsuragi "Is it really necessary?"
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35 You Lower the sandwich.
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36 You Do not lower the sandwich.
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37 Kim Kitsuragi "Okay-okay. They are all necessary. Let's share the sandwich, if it matters that much to you." The lieutenant breaks the sandwich in two and quickly eats his half.
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38 Gaston's Sandwich You can barely feel the taste, but it seems decent enough. At least it gets your stomach nice and full. Good sandwich -- durable!
39 You "For the brötherhööd!" (Eat your half of the sandwich.) IsTHCPresent("revacholian_nationhood")
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40 Kim Kitsuragi "Stop that!" He doesn't sound amused.
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41 Kim Kitsuragi "...some people would feel compelled to take it. Yes, I know."
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42 You Have the sandwich-interceptor circle in front of the lieutenant's face and then gently nosedive against his lips.
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43 You "You know, Kim, if I were to hold this sandwich up long enough..."
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44 Kim Kitsuragi "Sure, sure." The lieutenant nods impatiently. "Time to go solve a murder investigation."
45 Esprit de Corps This man does not crack under pressure. Stars would die before he'd succumb to any kind of manipulation. With this realization comes a sudden flash of pride.
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46 Kim Kitsuragi The lieutenant's eyes express an absolute lack of interest.
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47 You Move the sandwich around in front of the lieutenant's mouth and make aircraft noises.
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48 Kim Kitsuragi The lieutenant stands next to you, but he might as well exist in a parallel realm.
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49 Kim Kitsuragi "No, it's... it's okay. Let's share it, okay?" The lieutenant breaks the sandwich in two and quickly eats his half.
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50 Kim Kitsuragi "No."
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51 Kim Kitsuragi "Officer. We have serious matters to attend to. I suggest we get to them right now." He seems completely unfazed by the situation.
52 You "Hey!"
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53 Kim Kitsuragi The lieutenant slaps the sandwich out of your hand faster than you could ever hope to react in your sorry state. It lands in the dirt and falls apart.
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54 You Proceed with the mission.
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55 Kim Kitsuragi One look at the lieutenant immediately tells you he is ready for your Assault-Sandwich.
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56 Composure A bad idea. Men like the lieutenant are not won over by such childish manoeuvres.
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57 Kim Kitsuragi "I'm just not hungry."
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58 You Send the HAM fighter-craft for another mission.
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59 You "Okay, but *why* don't you want it?"
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60 You "Not you, though?"
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61 You [Put the sandwich away.]
62 You "I cannot be bought!" (Throw the sandwich on the ground.)
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63 Gaston's Sandwich The ham-sandwich looks fresh and nutritious in you hand, begging to be eaten.
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64 None
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65 None IsKimHere()
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66 None (IsKimHere()) == false
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67 Kim Kitsuragi "Great." The lieutenant shakes his head. "Wonderful. Good job. I mean why *wouldn't* you throw it... wait, turns out I don't actually care. Leave it and let's go."
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68 Half Light So worth it -- can you feel how liberating that was? De-compression completed.
69 None
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70 Gaston's Sandwich The taste-assault in your mouth abates for a moment... wolfing it down is efficient, but lacking in appreciation.
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71 Empathy A treat of this magnitude should not be enjoyed alone.
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72 None
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73 None Variable["inventory.sandwich_share_it"]
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74 None (Variable["inventory.sandwich_share_it"]) == false
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75 Authority The bonds between officers -- partners -- are *paramount*. That's how trust is built. Trust saves lives.
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76 None
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77 Gaston's Sandwich The sandwich falls to the ground with a splat, tomatoes and lettuce flying everywhere, mayo spilling out like blood on a crime scene.
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78 None
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79 None IsExterior()
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80 None (IsExterior()) == false
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81 Gaston's Sandwich The sandwich falls to the floor with a loud splat, tomatoes and lettuce flying everywhere, mayo spilling out like blood on a crime scene.
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82 Electrochemistry You mean semen, right?
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83 You "Oh, okay then."
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84 Gaston's Sandwich The wrapper -- soaked in tomato juice and mayo -- is not gonna hold out forever, but for now the sandwich retains it's impressive composure.
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85 Empathy Ouch... he did *not* like that.
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86 Kim Kitsuragi The lieutenant nods and adds, "But you go right ahead."
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87 None
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88 You "No, you're right. Let's just drop it."
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89 Kim Kitsuragi "Go through all that and then just dump it?" The lieutenant smirks. "You better just eat it, no need for dramatic gestures."
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90 Rhetoric It's a little joke the lieutenant made. He knows what you meant.
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91 None
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92 None
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93 You "This is good shit." (Eat your half of the sandwich.)
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94 You "Friends forever!" (Eat your half of the sandwich.)
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95 You Eat your half in silence.
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96 Kim Kitsuragi "Good." The lieutenant nods. "Very nourishing. Let's go solve crimes now."
97 None
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98 None
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99 None
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100 You "Look what you did..."
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101 You "Great, that's 2000 kilo-calories wasted right there."
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102 You "Congratulations, Kim. It was a test and you passed."
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