Conversation 574: ICE / EGGHEAD

Side-dialogue. Has the Physical Instrument check that makes Andre's Composure dance check easier and initiates the TO:DO - Make Van Eyck's jam more hard core

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ID Character Dialogue Conditions Links
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2 Egg Head A young man with peroxide blond hair holds up a Harmon-Wowshi tape player, nodding along to the music. He looks at you with a knowing smile and says...
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3 Inland Empire ....as though you're supposed to be sharing some tremendous, evangelical secret...
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4 Egg Head "Hard core."
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5 You "Is it?"
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6 You Say nothing.
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7 Egg Head "HARD CORE TO THE MEGA!"
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8 You Still say nothing.
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9 You "But is it? I mean, really?"
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10 Egg Head "HAAAAAAARD COOORE!!! AAAAAAAIGHH!!!" He lets out an agonized roar over the feeble-ish, obviously not too hard core beat below.
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11 Egg Head "HARD CORE!"
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12 You Say nothing.
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13 Egg Head "INTERNALLY COHERENT!"
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14 You Still say nothing.
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15 Egg Head "IT'S HAAAAAAAAARD CORE!"
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16 You "SO HARD CORE!"
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17 You "No, but seriously... I'm a little worried it isn't."
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18 Egg Head "YEAAGHH!"
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19 Drama This young man adds a capital *G* before the *H* in his *YEAGHs* and *AAGHs*. This produces a guttural, *Gottwaldian* accent and makes him sound more animal, more *in it*.
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20 Encyclopedia Or maybe it's not Gottwaldian, maybe it's *Oranjese* -- probably an homage to Oranje, where Arno van Eyck is from, judging by his name. Could you be listening to an Arno van Eyck creation *right now*?
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21 Egg Head
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22 Egg Head Variable["ice.egg_head_drama_got_g"]
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23 Egg Head (Variable["ice.egg_head_drama_got_g"]) == false
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24 Egg Head "Is it, though?" He stops dead in his tracks, tilting his head to the side.
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25 Shivers The skin on your back is crawling. For a second you can't even hear the music anymore.
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26 Egg Head
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27 Egg Head Variable["ice.egg_head_shivers_first"]
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28 Egg Head (Variable["ice.egg_head_shivers_first"]) == false
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29 Shivers There is a hawthorn tree on Rue de Saint-Ghislaine, right next to the canal.
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30 None
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31 You "IT IS!"
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32 You "I was just thinking that a moment ago!"
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33 Egg Head "ONE MIND! ONE SPIRIT! THERE IS NO OTHER WORLD -- THERE IS NO OTHER LIFE!"
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34 Egg Head "The question is, what is the question?"
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35 Egg Head "I am the mic enforcer, I am the chicks checker, YEAGH!"
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36 You Say nothing.
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37 Egg Head "But is it? I mean, really?" He tilts his head to the other side, like an owl.
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38 You "THE QUESTION IS, WHAT IS THE QUESTION?!"
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39 You "I was thinking that too!"
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40 Egg Head "No, but seriously... I'm a bit worried it isn't." He frowns, then starts bobbing his head back and forth once more.
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41 Egg Head "There's nothing wrong with it. I'm still in love with the hard core." He turns pensive all of a sudden.
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42 Electrochemistry Don't be alarmed! Everything is okay. He isn't actually *worried*. Everything is still super hard core! What he probably means is -- it could be even more so!
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43 Egg Head "Isn't something holding it back? From being hyper?" He thinks for a moment, then his expression clears...
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44 None
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45 You "You said you were worried. What do you think is wrong with the music?"
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46 You "Are you a thought reader?"
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47 You "Is your real name *Germaine*?" Variable["ice.egg_germaine_heard"]
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48 Egg Head "NO NATION, BUT TRANCE NATION! NO WAR, BUT CLASS WAR!"
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49 You "Does that mean you're a thought reader?"
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50 You "So you're not a thought reader, you're a communist?"
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51 Noid "He's not a communist. That's just something he likes to yell. He picked it up from a tape-jockey at The Paliseum... *she* was a communist though."
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52 Egg Head "YEAH! WITH A REBEL YELL!"
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53 You "But why aren't you a communist? Communism is the truth." Variable["ice.egg_liberal"] == false and Variable["ice.egg_fascist"] == false and Variable["ice.egg_moralist"] == false and Variable["ice.egg_communism_idea"] == true and IsTHCPresent("communist")
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54 Egg Head "I can be a communist!" He nods. "If you want that -- do you want me to be a communist?!"
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55 Noid "Please don't turn him into a communist."
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56 Andre "Oh yeah, turn him into a communist, c'mon! It would be super!"
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57 You "Be a communist, Egg Head. The future needs your help."
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58 You "Don't be a communist... wait, what am I saying? Of course be a communist!"
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59 Noid "Don't be a lunatic. Of course he isn't. Germaine here just yells random things. Odds are, sooner or later one of them will come off as thought reading."
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60 Egg Head "Yeah! REVACHOL IMPERATIVE!"
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61 Noid "Unless you were thinking 'REVACHOL IMPERATIVE' right now... Anyway, I've had a similar thing happen with Egg's yelling, I know what you mean."
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62 You (Lie.) "But I *was* thinking 'Revachol imperative'!"
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63 You "So it's the world that's the thought reader?" Variable["ice.egg_world_thoughtreader"]
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64 Logic So, it's not this one. It's the world that's the thought reader in this equation?
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65 Shivers THE WORLD IS A COLD SINK.
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66 Shivers YOU ARE IN ITS ARMS.
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67 Noid The young man picks up a level and inspects it against the floodlight. The water sparkles in the small measuring tube. "Yes," he says after a while. "I think it's correct to say that."
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68 Egg Head "AIIIIIGH!!!" he yells. You guess he is a communist now.
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69 Noid "That's fucked up, man. Lying like that. And a cop too..."
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70 You "Tell me something else, Egg Head..."
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71 Egg Head "Yeaaargh!"
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72 None
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73 None
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74 None
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75 None
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76 You "Don't be a communist. That path is *too* hard core."
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77 Egg Head "AIIIIIGH!!!" he yells. You guess he won't become a communist after all.
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78 None
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79 You "You're right, I wasn't thinking that."
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80 Egg Head "Hard Core Superstar!"
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81 Egg Head
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82 Egg Head Variable["ice.egg_shivers_second"]
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83 Egg Head (Variable["ice.egg_shivers_second"]) == false
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84 None
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85 Egg Head "Yeagh!"
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86 Egg Head
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87 Egg Head Variable["ice.egg_communist"]
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88 Egg Head (Variable["ice.egg_communist"]) == false
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89 You "Right on, comrade luminary!"
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90 You "Almost there. Could use just a bit more work..."
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91 You "You're wrong. Communism doesn't rule the nation."
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92 Egg Head "I'm sorry."
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93 Empathy The young man drops his oversized head in shame. He is truly sorry he couldn't come up with a proletarian yell that would satisfy The Great Leader.
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94 Egg Head "HERE COMES THE SUN!"
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95 Egg Head "The worker must MOVE YOUR ASS!"
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96 You "Superb!"
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97 You "No, that's still not it."
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98 Electrochemistry You could swear you feel the bright future of the working classes reflected off Germaine Egg Head's giant smile and right onto your face! Revolution makes your toes curl in anticipation.
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99 None
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100 None
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101 Egg Head "It's like it's only *ultra*."
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102 Andre "I think it's super hard core, but you're right, it's not *hyper* hard core."
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103 You "I am The Law and an expert in these matters. Let me be the judge of what it is: hyper, super, or ultra hard core."
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104 You "It's hyper hard core."
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105 You "It's super hard core."
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106 Egg Head The young man looks at you reverently, as if observing the judgement inside your head. Growing, taking form.
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107 Conceptualization If anything, it sounds a bit *proto*. Like it's not fully formed yet. You might be a moribund alcoholic and a failed cop, but you are pretty certain a thing cannot be both *proto* and *hard core*.
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108 Egg Head
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109 Egg Head Variable["ice.noid_protorave_aesthetic_conceptualization_done"]
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110 Egg Head (Variable["ice.noid_protorave_aesthetic_conceptualization_done"]) == false
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111 You "It's only ultra hard core."
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112 You "It's proto -- not hard core at all." Variable["ice.egg_song_judgement_concept"]
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113 You "How much is the fish?" Variable["ice.egg_fish_heard"] == true
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114 You "I could settle it for you, but not right now. Tell me something else, Egg Head."
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115 Noid In the background, his friend drops a heavy electric drill. He, too, waits for your judgement with undivided attention.
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116 None
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117 Noid "This is a serious matter. Stop talking about fish. Fish has got nothing to do with this."
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118 Perception (Hearing) "Psst..." You can hear the would-be leader whisper to his friend: "Don't let him know he doesn't understand the fish thing."
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119 Noid "We can all hear it's not hyper hard core. If figures of authority keep telling us things are hyper, when they're clearly not -- how are we ever supposed to evolve to hyperdom?"
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120 Egg Head "It is, isn't it?!" He nods in agreement. "I knew it!"
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121 Andre "Fuck yeah, I knew it!"
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122 You "You can't. But you do." Variable["ice.andre_rhetoriced_dopeheads"]
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123 You "I don't really have an answer for this. Tell me something else, Egg Head."
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124 Noid The young man smiles and nods. Slowly he picks up two hammers at once.
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125 Egg Head "THE R, THE C, THE M, THE THEOLOGY! AROOO!"
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126 Encyclopedia RCM? That's the acronym for Revachol Citizens Militia -- you! Does everything this man yells mean something? Is it truly *internally coherent*?
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127 None
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128 None
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129 None
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130 You "Okay, I've changed my mind."
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131 Egg Head "Uhuh?" The young man raises the tape player higher in anticipation.
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132 Egg Head "WHOAH! Culture Cop!"
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133 Empathy For a moment you almost think he's going to put the tape player down. But that would be ludicrous.
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134 Egg Head "I think you might be right! But how could it *become* hard core then? I know it in my heart, but cannot think it in my head. If this is not hard core, how could anything be..."
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135 Inland Empire He *seems* sure, but you are left with the nagging doubt you might have overestimated the hard coreness of that jam...
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136 Egg Head "But how could it *become* harder-core? I know the answer in my heart, but cannot think it in my head. If this is not hyper, how could anything be..."
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137 You "Wait! I just remembered something! I'm the police!"
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138 You Try to think if anything could make it... harder-core?
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139 Egg Head "Uh-uh?" The young man is bursting with anticipation!
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140 You "And I have a job to do instead of this absurd idiocy! Goodbye." [Leave.]
141 You "Nothing. Me being the police isn't going to help us."
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142 You "Actually, it's more likely to *hinder* us."
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143 Egg Head "Oh..."
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144 You "I can't help you with this right now. I need something else, something *extra*..."
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145 None
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146 Egg Head "YEAGHH!" (He's not even the slightest bit disappointed.)
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147 None
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148 Endurance As your mind works, the beat recedes from your ears. You hear your own blood pulsing through your head, nourishing your thoughts with oxygen. The rhythm is familiar...
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149 Endurance The abstract shapes swelling in the foreground have done so in vain. This is a core matter. The answer, in the double-kick that moves the millilitres through your mind. The dark thud is the source of all rhythm, the inspiration behind mathematics...
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150 Egg Head "Whaaaat?!" He looks at you with customary amazement. "Guys, there's something happening in his head!"
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151 You Think even harder.
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152 Logic But you're not. This is almost certainly a matter that surpasses the limits of reason.
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153 You Feel the movement of blood through your head. Variable["ice.egg_endurance_cardiovascular_hint"]
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154 Egg Head "Oh yeah! He's DOING it!"
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155 Endurance The hard core.
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156 None
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157 You "My imagination fails me."
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158 Egg Head "I know, so does mine!" He laughs and shakes his head.
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159 None
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160 None
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161 Egg Head
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162 Egg Head Variable["whirling.necktie_personified"] and CheckEquipped("neck_tie")
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163 Egg Head (Variable["whirling.necktie_personified"] and CheckEquipped("neck_tie")) == false
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164 Horrific Necktie Did someone say *disco*?
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165 Physical Instrument No, that would be silly. Your body isn't for thinking. It's for robust, wholesome things. Things like discus, javelin, and 400 metre hurdles. Mmm... discus.
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166 Egg Head
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167 Egg Head Variable["ice.egg_felt_the_lack_of_bass"]
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168 Egg Head (Variable["ice.egg_felt_the_lack_of_bass"]) == false
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169 You Maybe your body can tell you what Arno van Eyck's jam is missing? To make it... harder core. Variable["ice.egg_physinst_idea"]
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170 Egg Head "Sometimes I just feel like anodic music is in its infancy, you know? For example, take this Arno van Eyck jam I've been pumping for the last month... and will continue pumping for the rest of '51..."
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171 You "Sounds suspiciously like a *question*. I thought the question was: What is the question?" Variable["ice.egg_question_isquestion_heard"]
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172 Egg Head "No, this is THE ANSWER!"
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173 None
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174 You "Alright. Goodbye, Egg Head." [Leave.]
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175 Egg Head "Alright! HERE COMES THE NIGHT!"
176 Egg Head "D'accord hard core! Germaine Egg-Head."
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177 None
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178 Egg Head "You know about him..." He moves his mouth, but sound doesn't come out. His eyes are the size of saucers. Looks like you've rendered him speechless.
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179 Egg Head Variable["ice.egg_eyck"]
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180 Egg Head Variable["ice.acele_heard_arno_van_eyck"]
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181 Egg Head (Variable["ice.acele_heard_arno_van_eyck"]) == false
182 You "Who is this "van Eyck"? Did he make this music?"
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183 You "So this is the famous van Eyck I'm hearing?" Variable["ice.egg_eyck"] == true
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184 Andre "Uhm, basically, yes it is."
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185 Andre "You know van Eyck?"
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186 Empathy He's overcome with some mysterious emotion. It's not merely adoration for what a Hard Cop you are either. It's more. Could it be *gratitude*?
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187 You "Yeah, I'm a major Eyck-head."
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188 You "Your friend Acele mentioned him." Variable["ice.acele_heard_arno_van_eyck"]
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189 You "No, it was just a turn of phrase."
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190 Physical Instrument You know it in your lungs where the pressure should vibrate, in your heart that's alone, and in your solar plexus where the hits should land... so does every chordate animal...
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191 Egg Head "Back to the heavyweight jam!" says the young man with the tape player and the large boiadeiro boots. Lung-shaped trees sprout on his silver belt buckle.
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192 Egg Head The young man with the tape recorder acknowledges your return. When he looks at you, he squints as though you were the setting sun...
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193 You "You're just gonna keep saying it's *hard core*, aren't you?"
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194 You "I don't know what to say to that."
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195 Egg Head "Skibadee, skibadanger! I am the rearranger!"
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196 Egg Head
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197 Egg Head Variable["ice.egg_dialogue_ended_once"]
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198 Egg Head (Variable["ice.egg_dialogue_ended_once"]) == false
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199 Inland Empire Could there have been a *right* way out of this garden of forking paths, you think?
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200 You "YeaaaaaaGH!"
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201 You "Yeaaaah!"
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202 You "You can *yeah* and say random things all day long, but the track still doesn't sound all that *hard* to me."
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203 Egg Head "Lakierski materialski!"
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204 Egg Head "Spinning out lyrics since the day I was born."
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205 Egg Head "And the amount of lyrics I got is against the law!"
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206 Egg Head "The Y to the E to the A to the A to the A to the A to the A to the G to the H to the exclamation mark..."
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207 Egg Head "YeaaaaaGH!"
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208 Perception (Hearing) He missed one 'A'!
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209 Egg Head
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210 Egg Head Variable["ice.egg_perception_missed_a"]
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211 Egg Head (Variable["ice.egg_perception_missed_a"]) == false
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212 None
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213 None
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214 You "You missed an 'A' there. I yelled mine with six 'A'-s, so you have to yell it with six too."
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215 You "You missed an 'A' there, but that's okay. I'm a pretty lenient cop."
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216 Egg Head "It's nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice!"
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217 Egg Head "I'm the hard rhymer, the track attacker, the mic enforcer, the *six* checker! I am the law!"
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218 None
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219 You "Alright!"
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220 Egg Head "HERE COMES THE NIGHT!"
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221 None
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222 You "I was wondering if you knew who killed the mercenary hanging behind the Whirling-in-Rags hostel?"
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223 Egg Head "Good morning, yeah! One, two, three! Yekokataa, the place to be!"
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224 You "Please tell me, what exactly are you doing?"
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225 Egg Head "Good morning! Yeaaaaaah! Pump it up, pump it up, pump it up!"
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226 You "I am beginning to think this really doesn't have anything to do with the case."
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227 You "Why is this *Yekokataa* the place to be? What does that mean?"
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228 Egg Head "It's the message so listen and you will see. No illusion, the spirit is what you feel!"
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229 Egg Head "Yekokataa is a hard core place!"
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230 Encyclopedia "Yekokataa" is an abbreviation from the Graadian term "Zone of Ecological Catastrophe," an agricultural megaproject in the extreme south east of the Graadian isola. It involved cutting-edge approaches to irrigation and a completely new type of fertilizer.
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231 Egg Head
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232 Egg Head Variable["ice.egg_tc_yekokataa"]
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233 Egg Head (Variable["ice.egg_tc_yekokataa"]) == false
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234 Encyclopedia An intricate system of irrigation networks pockmarking the earth, intermittent seas of phosphorous mud, ripped tarpaulin fluttering in the wind... A pair of molten rubber boots also comes to mind. All in all -- a truly hard core place.
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235 Egg Head "ALL CORE! ALL RIGHT! YEAH!"
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236 Egg Head "I'm the party boy, it's my job!"
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237 You "What is a party boy?"
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238 Egg Head "HARD CORE PARTY 25/7 BEYOND THE WINTER'S ORBIT STYLE!"
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239 You "I think I'm also a party boy."
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240 Encyclopedia There is a place far away in Katla, beyond a certain latitude known as *winter's orbit*, where there are 25 hours in a day. It is a tremendously cold place, abandoned to drunks and failed rock stars. Full of eternite, depression and half finished ski flying hills. The Suru live there.
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241 Egg Head "Gotta get the people going!"
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242 You "Why?"
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243 Egg Head "Two on a track, watch your back, watch out for the heart attack!"
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244 None
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245 You "I see."
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246 Egg Head "Yeah, request! I want everybody as close to the stage as possible!"
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247 You "That would have been good, if I had asked you a question. But I didn't. Now it's just idiotic."
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248 You "Just answer the question!"
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249 Egg Head "But there was a question..."
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250 Egg Head "But there was no question..."
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251 Egg Head "This is hard core."
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252 Egg Head "Hard core!"
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253 Egg Head "We're close!" says the young man with the tape player and the large boiadeiro boots. Lung-shaped trees sprout on his silver belt buckle.
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254 Egg Head "True, hard, full core!"
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255 Egg Head
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256 Egg Head Variable["ice.egg_question_isquestion_heard"]
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257 Egg Head (Variable["ice.egg_question_isquestion_heard"]) == false
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258 You "I don't know what to say exactly..."
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259 Inland Empire Feels like you should reply with the very pinnacle of idiocy here, so that things get totally transcendent. But you haven't gotten there yet, so you don't know what to say.
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260 Egg Head "Under the radar, OVER THE TOP!"
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261 None
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262 You "Why are there lungs on your belt buckle?"
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263 You "Needs more bass."
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264 Egg Head "What?!" The young man makes a sudden move, like he's about to turn the volume down. But that would be ridiculous.
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265 Egg Head "Wow, okay! We should start with the melody. But where would we get that stuff from?"
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266 You "I don't know. I was thinking *you* would know..."
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267 You "Nowhere. I'm not gonna become some sort of Anodic Cop too, I've got enough copotypes already."
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268 Egg Head "Oh..." For a moment he doesn't know what to say.
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269 Egg Head "Okay, I get it, man. The party goes on!"
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270 Egg Head "I'm sorry, I don't know anything about anodic music, I'm just the party boy. I get the people going and say it's hard core..."
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271 Empathy He feels ashamed he can't be of more service to the future of dance music.
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272 Shivers There is a hawthorn tree on Rue de Saint-Ghislaine, right next to the canal. A reel of magnetic tape is caught in its branches, like bronze ribbons blowing in the wind...
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273 Egg Head
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274 Egg Head Variable["ice.egg_shivers_third"]
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275 Egg Head (Variable["ice.egg_shivers_third"]) == false
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276 You "Before I go on, where is Rue de Saint-Ghislaine?"
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277 You "It feels cold."
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278 You Shake it off.
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279 Egg Head "Oh, I know! I know this! I can tell you where it is!"
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280 Andre "Saint-G is the boulevard before the canal bridge. The one that takes you to the Whirling-in-Rags and the Industrial Harbour. It's got the lanterns and the---"
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281 Egg Head "I knew that! I could have said that!"
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282 Andre "And the mosaic sidewalk."
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283 Egg Head "Does it?" He looks around, looking for the cold.
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284 Egg Head The large-headed youth has closed his eyes, lost in the music. Sensing you, he opens them...
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287 None
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288 None
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289 None
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290 Egg Head "Lungs are for love!"
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291 You "Good to know."
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292 You "Why would lungs be for love?"
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293 Egg Head "When Dolores Dei was anointed innocence, her lungs started glowing through her body, for the world loved her and she loved it back! YEAGH!"
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294 You "Really?"
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295 Egg Head "I think so."
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296 You "That doesn't sound like a thing that would happen."
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297 Noid "But that's what everybody saw. Explain it as you please, but it doesn't really do to just deny it ever happened."
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298 Andre "Oh. Well, it really is him. It's an honest to god van Eyck beat. Well, actually a reworking of a Pepi Popikarnassos track, but let's not get too deep into that whole mess."
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299 None
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300 Andre "Good, good."
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301 Andre "Wow!"
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302 Noid The skinny wraith looks at you with some disbelief.
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303 Egg Head "This is Arno van Eyck! ARE YOU READY?"
304 None
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305 Egg Head "So am I! SO AM I!" He begins to shake his head so everyone would understand.
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306 Andre "Oh!" Andre almost falls over backward from the realization. "Is *that* why they call you Egg Head, because..."
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307 Egg Head "Eyck-Head to the mega! The K became the G! The boy became the man!"
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308 Egg Head "THE ADVENT!"
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309 You "Oh yeah. That makes perfect sense."
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310 Egg Head "LOVE!" he suddenly yells and the world seems to stop. "In a woman's lungs! Lonely as I am, I'm not afraid! This strange, damaged feeling grows on and on, 'cause I've never loved someone like you before!"
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311 None
312 None
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313 You "Bourgeois love from a bourgeois god-queen towards a world getting rapidly more bourgeois, that's lungs for you." Variable["tc.dolores_dei"] and IsTHCPresent("communist")
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314 Noid "Objectively, it was good for its time. And they sort of screwed it up after she passed, like they always do."
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315 Noid "Don't listen to that retrograde class warrior, Egg."
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316 You "L'amour, la compassion, l'autodiscipline." Variable["tc.innocentic_system"] == true and IsTHCPresent("moralist")
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317 You "Thank you for the story."
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318 Egg Head "Rhymes that keep their secrets will unfold behind the clouds!"
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319 Conceptualization Why wouldn't they be? Are the lungs not the place where you hold the breath of your soul?
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320 You "Well. The lungs are where you hold the breath of your soul, aren't they?" Variable["ice.egg_conc_breathsoul"] == true
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321 Egg Head "Heiligeili!"
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322 None
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323 Electrochemistry A dopamine surge accompanies the words. It feels like electricity flowing down your scalp, dissipating into your neck. Feels good, like a spark of life in that moribund sponge you call your body.
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324 None
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325 You "Okay, I'll look into it. In an official capacity. It's up to the police to make the beats go harder." (Take the task.)
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326 You "Alright, I'll see if I come up with something on my own. A citizen investigation." (Take the task.)
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327 You "No, I really don't have time for this." (Don't take the task.)
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328 Egg Head The young man falls silent with appreciation. He even tries to contain his smile, as if it could hinder your investigation.
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329 None
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330 You "And a melody. A good melody is what makes the song really *stick*, so that you can't get it out of your head anymore." (Point at your head.)
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331 None
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332 None
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333 Egg Head
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334 Egg Head Variable["tc.yekokataa"]
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335 Egg Head (Variable["tc.yekokataa"]) == false
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336 None
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337 None
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338 None
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339 None
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340 Egg Head
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341 Egg Head Variable["ice.egg_greeting_first"]
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342 Egg Head (Variable["ice.egg_greeting_first"]) == false
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343 Egg Head
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344 Egg Head Variable["ice.egg_greeting_second"]
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345 Egg Head (Variable["ice.egg_greeting_second"]) == false
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346 Egg Head
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347 Egg Head Variable["ice.egg_greeting_third"]
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348 Egg Head (Variable["ice.egg_greeting_third"]) == false
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349 Egg Head
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350 Egg Head Variable["ice.egg_hub_reached"]
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351 Egg Head (Variable["ice.egg_hub_reached"]) == false
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352 Egg Head
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353 Egg Head Variable["church.ravers_inside_church"]
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354 Egg Head (Variable["church.ravers_inside_church"]) == false
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355 Egg Head "Dolorian church, the place to be! Make some noise, my church people!" Large speakers are set up behind the young man, blasting a familiar song.
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356 You "It's good you're not a communist anyway. You should be an ultraliberal." Variable["ice.egg_fascist"] == false and Variable["ice.egg_communist"] == false and Variable["ice.egg_moralist"] == false and Variable["ice.egg_communism_idea"] == true and IsTHCPresent("ultraliberal")
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357 You "Communists are pansies. Can't fight invaders with internationalist babble. You need the strength of a pure nation." Variable["ice.egg_liberal"] == false and Variable["ice.egg_communist"] == false and Variable["ice.egg_moralist"] == false and Variable["ice.egg_communism_idea"] == true and IsTHCPresent("revacholian_nationhood")
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358 You "Best not to be a communist. Having extreme views on issues is detrimental to understanding all sides." Variable["ice.egg_liberal"] == false and Variable["ice.egg_communist"] == false and Variable["ice.egg_fascist"] == false and Variable["ice.egg_communism_idea"] == true and IsTHCPresent("moralist")
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359 Egg Head "I can be an ultra!" He nods. "If you want that -- do you want me to be an ultra?!"
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360 Noid "Please don't turn him into an ultraliberal."
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361 Egg Head "AIIIIIGH!!!" he yells. You guess Egg Head is an ultraliberal now.
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362 Andre "Oh geez, please don't do that. There's enough exploitation in the world."
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363 You "Don't be an ultraliberal. That path is *too* hard core."
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364 You "Be an ultraliberal, Egg Head. Capital needs your help."
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365 You "Don't be an ultra... wait, what am I saying? Of course be an ultraliberal!"
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366 Egg Head "AIIIIIGH!!!" he yells. You guess Egg Head won't become an ultraliberal after all.
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367 None
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368 Egg Head "I can do that!" He nods. "If you want that -- I can be a conduit for the mystical nationhood!"
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369 Noid "Please don't turn him into a fascist."
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370 Egg Head "AIIIIIGH!!!" he yells. You guess Egg Head is a fascist now.
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371 Andre "Oh yeah, sure, this is *exactly* what we need."
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372 You "Don't be a fascist. That path is *too* hard core."
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373 You "Be a fascist, Egg Head. Our future needs your help."
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374 You "Don't be a fascist... wait, what am I saying? Of course be a fascist!"
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375 Egg Head "AIIIIIGH!!!" he yells. You guess Egg Head won't become a fascist after all.
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376 None
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377 Egg Head "Oh sure, I can do that!" He nods. "If you want that -- I can avoid taking a stand!"
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378 Noid "Please don't turn him into a moralist."
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379 Egg Head "AIIIIIGH!!!" he yells. You guess Egg Head is a moralist now.
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380 Andre "I don't... even know what to say to that."
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381 You "Don't be a moralist. That path requires a sensible examination of all nuances unattainable to most people."
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382 You "Be a moralist, Egg Head. The balance needs your help."
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383 You "Don't be a moralist... wait, what am I saying? You should consider your choice carefully and rationally."
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384 Egg Head "AIIIIIGH!!!" he yells. You guess Egg Head won't become a moralist after all.
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385 None
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386 Egg Head
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387 Egg Head Variable["ice.egg_liberal"]
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388 Egg Head (Variable["ice.egg_liberal"]) == false
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389 Egg Head
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390 Egg Head Variable["ice.egg_fascist"]
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391 Egg Head (Variable["ice.egg_fascist"]) == false
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392 Egg Head
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393 Egg Head Variable["ice.egg_moralist"]
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394 Egg Head (Variable["ice.egg_moralist"]) == false
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395 None
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396 None
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397 None
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398 None
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399 Egg Head "I'm sorry."
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400 You "You're wrong. Capital doesn't rule the nation."
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401 Rhetoric The young man drops his oversized head in shame. He is truly sorry he couldn't come up with a profitable market strategy.
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402 Egg Head "THE MARKET REGULATES ITSELF!"
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403 You "No, that's still not it."
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404 You "Superb!"
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405 You "Almost there. Could use just a bit more consolidation, a tad less regulation..."
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406 Egg Head "EAT THE POOR!"
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407 None
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408 You "Right on, Lord Raubritter!"
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409 Savoir Faire You swear you feel the profit margins reflecting off Germaine Egg Head's giant smile.
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410 None
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411 Egg Head "I'm sorry."
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412 You "You're wrong. The nation can't bend all to its will."
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413 Composure The young man drops his oversized head in shame. He is truly sorry he couldn't come up with a heart-felt yell that would satisfy The Great Leader.
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414 Egg Head "WELCOME TO REVACHOL!"
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415 You "No, that's still not it."
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416 You "Welcome to Revachol!"
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417 You "Almost there. Could use just a bit more heart..."
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418 Egg Head "WELCOME TO REVACHOL! WELCOME TO REVACHOL! MYSTICAL NATIONHOOD!"
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419 None
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420 You "Welcome to Revachol!"
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421 Half Light The bright future of Revachol reflects off Germaine Egg Head's giant smile. A world of Revacholian domination, where its shores are bereft of ill influence.
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422 Egg Head "INCREMENTAL CHANGE!"
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423 You "Appropriate."
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424 You "Almost there. Could use just a bit more... something..."
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425 Egg Head "I'm swiftly moving toward a solution which pleases nobody!"
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426 None
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427 You "Obviously. One shouldn't get too hasty with their decision-making."
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428 Volition You feel Germaine Egg Head's smile is too enthusiastic, but it'll have to do, for now.
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429 Egg Head
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430 Egg Head Variable["ice.egg_physinstr_first_success"]
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431 Egg Head (Variable["ice.egg_physinstr_first_success"]) == false
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432 Egg Head "Yeah..."
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433 Egg Head He stands on stage behind a table, nodding along to the music and waving his hand in the air. In front of him -- the audio mixer, one reel spinning.
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434 Shivers A hawthorn tree on Rue de Saint-Ghislaine. Tangled in its branches, something bronze flutters in the wind...
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435 Egg Head
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436 Egg Head Variable["church.egg_church_greeting_done"]
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437 Egg Head (Variable["church.egg_church_greeting_done"]) == false
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438 Egg Head "Good morning! YEEAAAHHH!" He waves his hand in the air. "Harder core!" The words echo magnificently throughout the nave.
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439 None
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440 None
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441 None
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442 Physical Instrument Vibrations thump through your blue soul. The music sounds much better in the church.
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443 Egg Head
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444 Egg Head Variable["ice.egg_head_shivers_first"]
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445 Egg Head (Variable["ice.egg_head_shivers_first"]) == false
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446 Egg Head
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447 Egg Head Variable["church.ravers_inside_church"]
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448 Egg Head (Variable["church.ravers_inside_church"]) == false
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449 Empathy For a moment you almost think he's going to put his hand down. But that would be ludicrous.
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450 Electrochemistry But there's something else that hasn't failed you...
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451 Egg Head "Oh no, please become one... you'll miss out on so much good content otherwise. It's like being the greatest cop on earth!"
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452 Egg Head "Please. Please?" The young man smiles at you widely, bright and innocent as the summer sun.
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453 Volition His pleaful smile is disarming, but you can withstand it's glorious assault, if you just put your heart into it.
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454 Egg Head
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455 Egg Head IsTHCPresent("boring_cop")
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456 Egg Head (IsTHCPresent("boring_cop")) == false
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457 Volition You don't have time for this nonsense. You've got safe boring things to do.
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458 Egg Head "Yeeaaaagh! Back on the case, no disgrace!" He pumps his fist in the air. "Bring it down to party place!"
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459 You "How do you like it in the church?" Variable["church.ravers_inside_church"] == true
  • 458
460 Egg Head "THE FIRST PAGE OF THE SECOND CHAPTER!" His voice echoes all around the grand hall.
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461 None
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462 You "I found this reel of tape, maybe you can use it to hard-up Eyck's jam." (Give him the fixed hawthrone tree tape.) CheckItem("tape_melody_fixed") and IsTaskActive("TASK.find_egg_melody")--[[ Variable[ ]]
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463 You "Hey, I have a tape with me, maybe you can use it to improve van Eyck's jam." IsTaskActive("TASK.find_egg_melody") and CheckItem("tape_melody_fixed") == false and (CheckItem("tape_melody_broken") or CheckItem("tape_lely") or CheckItem("music_smallest_church_tape"))--[[ Variable[ ]]
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464 Egg Head "But... it needs to be played, on the turntable. And it's broken." Seeing this abuse of music brings a twinge of sadness to his face.
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465 You "Wait, what do you mean?"
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466 You "Alright, where can I get it repaired?"
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467 Egg Head "Look around! You gotta help it, help it survive. Can't leave the tune like this." He hands back the bundle of magnetic tape.
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468 Egg Head "Tape goes around spool. I spin the world 'round, with my mic in the ground! Yeeaaaahhh!"
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469 None
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470 Egg Head "Tape, yeah!" He grins. "Spin the tape until the space escape, yeah!"
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471 You "I got you this banging Megamix." (Give him the Great Doorgunner Megamix.) CheckItem("tape_lely")
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472 You "What about this one?" (Give him the Smallest Church in Saint-Saëns.) CheckItem("music_smallest_church_tape")
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473 Egg Head "Aiiight!" He snatches the tape from your hand and attaches it to the empty reel slot. One hand on his headphones, he listens to the audio. Then, shaking his head, he says:
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474 Egg Head "Righteous!" He takes the tape and attaches it to the empty reel slot. Hand over ear, he listens, then shakes his head:
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475 Egg Head "No. No, no, this is gonna make people scared!" He hands the tape back to you. "Keep it positive, keep the *love* in the house!"
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476 Egg Head "No. No, can't do, this is gonna make people sad! This isn't sad-core." He hands the tape back to you.
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477 You "I found this over at downtown Martinaise." (Give him the bundle of magnetic tape.) CheckItem("tape_melody_broken")
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478 None
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479 You "Okay, never mind."
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480 None
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481 None
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482 Egg Head "Yeagh, re-mix time!" His voice booms through the church as he takes the tape and attaches it to the empty reel slot. "Tape goes here -- into deck B." He clicks a switch, the tape starts spinning...
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483 Egg Head A hand on his ear, he listens to the audio through his headphones, and shouts...
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484 Egg Head "Wow..." His face lights up with delight. "Did you get this from Arno himself?"
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485 Egg Head "Whooh, hear that?!" He wipes his brow. "The sines match perfectly!"
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486 Egg Head
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487 Egg Head Variable["TASK.find_egg_beat_done"]
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488 Egg Head (Variable["TASK.find_egg_beat_done"]) == false
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489 Egg Head "The sines match perfectly!"
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490 Logic No, this is definitely part of the same song. Something cut from it. It fits too well.
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491 Acele "What is this?" Acele looks up from her contact mic. "It's *good*. How did you guys do that?"
  • 492
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492 You "Do what? I just found a random tape and brought it to Egg Head. He's just incredibly good at remixing."
  • 494
493 You "You're right, it's uncanny how well it all goes together. Something else must be going on here..."
  • 494
494 Andre "Yes, but what if van Eyck based his remix on some forgotten local melody -- like a folk song? And you just found the original piece that inspired him to create this jam. That would explain why it fits so well."
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495 Acele "Nah, to me it sounds like classic van Eyck, I don't think he needs any 'inspiration' from folk songs. Maybe he lives in Martinaise and just threw away a part of his song because he thought it wasn't good enough?"
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496 Noid "I think it's just happenstance. Chaos in action. Contingencies of our limited existence. That and Egg Head's fantastic talent." He nods to his friend behind the turntables.
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497 You "Andre's got it. Sounds like a local folk song re-mixed."
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498 You "Acele's right, van Eyck must live around here. It's definitely his creation."
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499 Egg Head "Be how it may -- if it fits, it fits!" He pumps his fist in the air. "Bring up the volume!"
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500 You "I've thought about the discarded melody and came to the conclusion that van Eyck has lived around here." IsTHCFixed("arno_van_eyck")
  • 501
501 Egg Head "J'adore!" He turns a knob on his mixer. "God is close by, but maybe he doesn't have good enough ears. Let me turn it up, so we can lure him here."
  • 502
502 None
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503 Egg Head
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504 Egg Head Variable["TASK.find_egg_melody_done"]
  • 556
505 Egg Head (Variable["TASK.find_egg_melody_done"]) == false
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506 Egg Head "THIS IS BEAUTY, THIS IS LIFE!"
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507 You The audio onslaught can be tamed. Connect the dots. Variable["church.ravers_inside_church"] and Variable["TASK.make_the_music_harder_core"] and Variable["church.soona_heard_rumble_hum"] and Variable["church.egg_basschain_wc_trigger"] and Variable["TASK.find_egg_beat"]
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508 Egg Head
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509 Egg Head Variable["church.egg_whitec_sidechain_the_bass"]
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510 Egg Head (Variable["church.egg_whitec_sidechain_the_bass"]) == false
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511 You "Egg, can you please route Soona's signal through your speakers?" IsTaskActive("TASK.talk_to_egg_about_cable")--[[ Variable[ ]]
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512 You "Whoa, that was a crazy sound we heard before." Variable["church.soona_heard_rumble_hum"] == true
  • 514
513 Egg Head "To the mega! Yeagh!" He gets serious. "I can route it through auxilliary -- what kind of a cable does she use? 3.5 or 4.5?"
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514 Egg Head "Yeah! It was awesome, and scary. Very hard core!" His voice booms through the chamber, then gets silent.
  • 515
515 Egg Head "Too hard core, in fact." He brushes his hand through his hair. "I couldn't control it. At all!"
  • 516
516 You "What happened?"
  • 517
517 Egg Head "It sucks up all the air in the mix until its the only thing left! Starts compressing itself and everything around it. Completely fills up the headspace. Extreme!"
  • 519
518 You "What if this is the answer to van Eyck's jam? We could use the sound for the bass..."
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519 Physical Instrument Inside your chest, the heart beats still with the after-effects of the sound. Imagine if you could harness that power... making it pulse.
  • 531
520 Egg Head "Ooh. Ooh!" His puzzled face turns into a wicked grin. "But how?!"
  • 521
521 Egg Head
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522 Egg Head Variable["church.andre_the_compressor"]
  • 524
523 Egg Head (Variable["church.andre_the_compressor"]) == false
  • 525
524 Logic What about the compressor the one with the spiky hair was setting up... to achieve some sort of *parallel processing*...
  • 526
525 Conceptualization What do we have around here to achieve some sort of... *parallel processing*...
  • 526
526 None
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527 Interfacing SIDE-CHAIN THE BEAT!
  • 529
528 Interfacing *Bzoot-bzoot-bzoot* goes the track in the background, never-ending. You can't grasp what's missing. But you can try to make something up anyway.
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529 You *Side-chain*? What does it even mean?
  • 537
530 You "Is there anything we can do about it?"
  • 534
531 Egg Head
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532 Egg Head IsTaskActive("TASK.find_egg_beat")--[[ Variable[ ]]
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533 Egg Head (IsTaskActive("TASK.find_egg_beat")--[[ Variable[ ]]) == false
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534 Egg Head "Ooh." His mind is seemingly flipping through the options. "I don't know. Maybe *someone* can do something with this. I imagine this is the sound that the future could make."
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535 Egg Head "Whooh, thump-thump-thump, maestro!" The speedfreak waves his hand in the air.
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536 None
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537 Interfacing Listen, you can use the compressor to select between which track it's compressing, either the auxiliary signal or the main input from the tape. Make it alternate between the signals.
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538 Interfacing The compressor controls the gain based on the level of the signal on the aux side-chain input. It will allow maintaining a loud sound without peaks that fill up all the headspace.
  • 539
539 You "Okay. Egg, you need to start side-chaining it." (Explain the concept to him.)
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540 You "I don't know the technical term, but it needs less *bzoot-bzoot*."
  • 640
541 Egg Head "Side-chaining it, you said?" He turns down the music, his hands moving deftly across the mixer, setting up the necessary controls...
  • 542
542 Egg Head Then he puts on his headphones and his eyes go wide, wider than they've ever gone on drugs. He starts jumping up and down with bliss, in total silence -- still listening to his headphones.
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543 Acele "What in the world is going on?" Acele looks on, amazed at the display.
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544 You "We have... tamed the sound. Made it our own."
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545 You "The hard core aesthetic just got more bassy." Variable["church.noid_hardcore_aesthetic"] == true
  • 547
546 Andre "God damn it," you hear Andre say to himself over the thumping beat, "this dance club idea might just work out."
  • 552
547 Noid "This is wild, the sines are off the charts."
  • 546
548 Egg Head "Hear that?" He grins with glee. "Sounds like the missing part of van Eyck's jam!"
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549 You "THIS ONE IS FOR THE ANODIC GENERATION!"
  • 551
550 Pain Threshold Your body is taking a beating from the low frequencies crashing over you. It's making you feel... alive again.
  • 549
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551 Egg Head "INTRODUCING THE ULTIMATE SOUND!"
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552 Egg Head "DOLORIAN CHURCH -- THE PLACE TO BE!" Egg's losing himself in the sound. "Pump it, pump it!"
  • 557
553 None
  • 44
554 You "I agree with Noid, it's just luck -- *and* Egg Head's incredible mixing skills."
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555 You "The Horn of Apocalypse. It draweth near." IsTHCPresent("apocalypse_cop")
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556 Egg Head The audio assault is glorious. The speedfreak dances on the stage, intensely waving his hand in the air.
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557 Egg Head
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558 Egg Head Variable["TASK.find_egg_beat_done"] and Variable["TASK.find_egg_melody_done"]
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559 Egg Head (Variable["TASK.find_egg_beat_done"] and Variable["TASK.find_egg_melody_done"]) == false
  • 553
560 Conceptualization This is it... this is a new era. The fabric of the world has been irrevocably altered.
  • 561
561 Egg Head
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562 Egg Head Variable["tc.innocentic_system"]
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563 Egg Head (Variable["tc.innocentic_system"]) == false
  • 553
564 Inland Empire Who will be the innocence of hard-core anodic dance music?
  • 553
565 None
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566 Conceptualization This is it... this is a new era. The fabric of the world has been irrevocably altered.
  • 571
567 Egg Head
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568 Egg Head Variable["TASK.find_egg_beat_done"] and Variable["TASK.find_egg_melody_done"]
  • 566
569 Egg Head (Variable["TASK.find_egg_beat_done"] and Variable["TASK.find_egg_melody_done"]) == false
  • 565
570 Inland Empire Who will be the innocence of hyper-hard-core anodic dance music?
  • 565
571 Egg Head
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572 Egg Head Variable["tc.innocentic_system"]
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573 Egg Head (Variable["tc.innocentic_system"]) == false
  • 565
574 Egg Head
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575 Soona, the Programmer "Great, someone got through to him. Okay, let's get it all set up. Can we turn the music off, please?"
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576 Egg Head "The Arno will be back! But we're doing *something else* for one moment." He turns to you. "Alright, go tell her that Egg Head is ready to rave to her *tunes* -- and then I'll turn off the music!"
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577 Egg Head "YEAAAGH! Welcome to the Gloaming!" He grins.
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578 Egg Head The other reel deck is empty. Cables run hither and thither. On one side, you see an auxiliary line-in with the number 4.5 written next to it.
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579 You "It's 3.5, no doubt about it. It's on the ground." (Point to it.)
  • 580
580 Egg Head "Oh... oh... she uses 3.5..." An uncomfortable pause follows. "Yeah, the auxiliary line-in is 4.5 mm. These two don't mix."
  • 581
581 Egg Head
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582 Egg Head IsKimHere()
  • 584
583 Egg Head (IsKimHere()) == false
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584 Kim Kitsuragi "Oh no." The lieutenant closes his eyes. "We're going to be in this church *forever*."
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585 Inland Empire Oh god, you're going to be in this church forever. FOREVER.
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586 Egg Head "Don't worry, I have an *adapter* for it right here!" He searches for the cable on the ground and picks it up, looking at the jack.
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587 Egg Head "Hang on -- this *is* a 4.5! We're all good, people!" With a grin he sticks the plug into the auxiliary line-in. You hear a satisfying click.
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588 Egg Head "Everybody, everybody! Don't panic, I'm going to turn off the Arno for *just a sec*," the young man shouts as he clicks a switch on the mixer, "for a *special scheduled event*..."
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589 You "Sounds like a horrible future."
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590 You "Sounds like the future could be even more hard core than I ever imagined."
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591 Egg Head "Can't escape the sound, can't escape the future!"
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592 Egg Head "YEEEAAAGH!"
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593 None
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594 Egg Head
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595 Egg Head Variable["ice.egg_moralist"]
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596 Egg Head (Variable["ice.egg_moralist"]) == false
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597 Egg Head
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598 Egg Head Variable["ice.egg_fascist"]
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599 Egg Head (Variable["ice.egg_fascist"]) == false
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600 Egg Head
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601 Egg Head Variable["ice.egg_liberal"]
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602 Egg Head (Variable["ice.egg_liberal"]) == false
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603 Egg Head
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604 Egg Head Variable["ice.egg_communist"]
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605 Egg Head (Variable["ice.egg_communist"]) == false
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606 Egg Head "Good morning, comrade! Yeaaaaaah!" He waves his hand in the air. "Harder core!" The words echo magnificently throughout the nave.
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607 Egg Head "Welcome to Revachol! Yeaaaaaah!" He waves his hand in the air. "Harder core!" The words echo magnificently throughout the nave.
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608 Egg Head "Eat the poor! Yeaaaaaah!" He waves his hand in the air. "Harder core!" The words echo magnificently throughout the nave.
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609 Egg Head "A better deal! Yeaaaaaah!" He waves his hand in the air. "Medium core!" The words echo magnificently throughout the nave.
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610 Egg Head
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611 Egg Head Variable["ice.egg_communist"]
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612 Egg Head (Variable["ice.egg_communist"]) == false
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613 Egg Head
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614 Egg Head Variable["ice.egg_fascist"]
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615 Egg Head (Variable["ice.egg_fascist"]) == false
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616 Egg Head
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617 Egg Head Variable["ice.egg_liberal"]
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618 Egg Head (Variable["ice.egg_liberal"]) == false
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619 Egg Head
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620 Egg Head Variable["ice.egg_moralist"]
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621 Egg Head (Variable["ice.egg_moralist"]) == false
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622 Egg Head "Good morning, comrade! Yeaaaaaah!"
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623 Egg Head "Good morning, tycoon! Yeaaaaaah!"
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624 Egg Head "Welcome to Revachol! Yeaaaaaah!"
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625 Egg Head "Incremental progress! Yeaaaaaah!"
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626 Egg Head He furrows his brow as his very large head traces the sublime invisible movement of the music in the very real air of the stuffy tent...
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627 Egg Head
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628 Egg Head Variable["tc.arno_van_eyck"]
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629 Egg Head (Variable["tc.arno_van_eyck"]) == false
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630 Encyclopedia Or maybe it's not Gottwaldian, maybe it's *Oranjese* -- probably an homage to Oranje, where Arno van Eyck is from, judging by his name. Could you be listening to an Arno van Eyck creation *right now*?
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631 Conceptualization Isn't that what *real* artists do? Make it up as they go along?
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632 You Whereof one cannot speak, one ought to remain silent.
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633 You Just make it up. No way this speedfreak can tell the difference.
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634 Egg Head The young man bobs his head to the music, much as before.
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635 Interfacing You scrape the mouldy recesses of your brain for some technological sounding jargon. It'll impress the large-headed speedfreak.
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636 You "You should crank up the, uh, oscillator matrix."
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637 You "Dude, you gotta reroute the sound juice through the fluxifier!"
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638 Egg Head "The fluxifier?" The man's brow furrows with concern. "Where is that?"
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639 Egg Head "Oscillator matrix?" The man's brow furrows with concern. "Where is that?"
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640 Egg Head "YEEEEAAARRGGHH. PUMP OFF THE *BZOOT-BZOOT*."
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641 You "Oh, you don't *have* one? Maybe it's just top-secret cop-tech."
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642 You "It's nowhere. I just made it up."
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643 You "Here, let a pro show you how it's done." (Turn some knobs at random.)
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644 Egg Head "TOP-SECRET COP TECH! MEGA COOL!"
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645 Egg Head "You gotta bring us some, Big Sheriff! The future of hard sine depends on it!"
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646 Egg Head As you fiddle with the knobs on the mixer, the young man stares with amazement...
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647 Egg Head "Cop-man can ride the knobs! SO COOL." He gives you a thumbs up.
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648 Interfacing Whatever it is you did, it seems to have helped slightly. Maybe now you'll be able to make sense of it?
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649 Egg Head The large-headed youth gives you a sorely disappointed look...
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650 Empathy An innocent soul, unaccustomed to acts of wanton guile.
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651 Interfacing A cruel joke to play on an earnest torque dork.
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652 Interfacing It's hard to say for sure, but the digital throbbing seems ever so slightly louder than before.
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653 None
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654 None
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655 None
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656 Egg Head "Now... if only we had the melody for the *full effect*!"
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657 Egg Head "Now if only we had the beat for the *full assault*. It would be unbelievably hyper!"
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658 Noid "Don't listen to him," the man yells over the music. "He's making shit up. There's no top-secret cop audio tech -- there's other top-secret-spying-on-people tech most likely, but cops don't care about *music*."
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659 You "Egg, the music?"
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660 None
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661 Interfacing Like that guy from the pawnshop, what was his name? The Bird's Nest Roy.
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662 Egg Head
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663 Egg Head Variable["canal.roy_intro_done"]
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664 Egg Head (Variable["canal.roy_intro_done"]) == false
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665 Egg Head
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666 Egg Head Variable["ice.egg_exit_once_done"]
667 Egg Head (Variable["ice.egg_exit_once_done"]) == false
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668 Andre "There's a record store in Jamrock, but that's a bit far away... Maybe some local shopkeeper or handyman can help you fix it?"
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669 Egg Head
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670 Egg Head Variable["church.ravers_inside_church"] or Variable["church.ravers_inside_church_with_lab"]
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671 Egg Head (Variable["church.ravers_inside_church"] or Variable["church.ravers_inside_church_with_lab"]) == false
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672 You "Maybe Arno van Eyck lives around here and just threw a part of his song away, because he thought it was shit?"
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673 Andre "Intriguing. The way I see it... van Eyck based his remix on some famous original piece. Like, a folk song? Something local. Seems you found an initial part with the main melody."
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674 Noid "I think it's just happenstance. Chaos in action. Contingencies of our limited existence. That and Egg Head's fantastic talent." He nods to his friend behind the turntables.
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675 You "Andre's got it. Sounds like a local song re-mixed."
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676 You "I agree with Noid, it's just luck -- *and* Egg Head's incredible mixing skills."
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677 Noid "But it's all blocked with that stupid traffic jam right now! Anyway..."
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678 Andre "Basically what you need to find here is a tape with some banging music on it, so that Egg Head could use it to remix van Eyck's jam."
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679 Noid "Yeah. Maybe that streethawker across the pawnshop has got some tapes to sell? That's just an idea."
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680 Andre "Anyway... That's all yours to figure out, cop-man."
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681 Egg Head "COP-MAN!" yells Egg Head.
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682 Andre "What about the bass? Do you have any ideas for that?" Andre looks back at you.
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683 You "What if... we used that crazy sound assault from Soona's experiment, but contained, tamed it -- made it pulse?" (Proceed with task.) Variable["church.soona_heard_rumble_hum"]
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684 You "Honestly, nothing springs to my mind right now. But I'll see if I can come up with a solution down the lane." (Proceed with task.) Variable["church.soona_evicted"] == false and Variable["church.soona_heard_rumble_hum"] == false
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685 You "I think it's good enough the way it is. Adding that melody has already been a *massive* improvement. It's pretty hard core now." (Finish task.)
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686 Noid "Yeah, I remember -- you said it needs more bass!"
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687 Egg Head "Ooh. Ooh!" Egg Head's puzzled face turns into a wicked grin. "But how?!"
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688 Conceptualization What do we have around here to achieve some sort of... *parallel processing*...
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689 Logic What about that compressor Andre was setting up... to achieve some sort of *parallel processing*.
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690 Egg Head
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691 Egg Head Variable["church.andre_the_compressor"]
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692 Egg Head (Variable["church.andre_the_compressor"]) == false
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693 None
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694 Egg Head "You're *THE WARRIOR*! THE WARRIOR OF DANCE MUSIC!"
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695 Andre "Don't be too hard on yourself if you don't figure it out. I think the jam's already pretty ultra."
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696 Egg Head "But it could be hyper, HYPER HARD CORE!"
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697 Egg Head "HARD CORE! Not exactly the hyper that I was hoping for, but... it's definitely ULTRA!"
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698 Egg Head
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699 Egg Head Variable["TASK.find_egg_beat_done"]
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700 Egg Head (Variable["TASK.find_egg_beat_done"]) == false
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701 Andre "I think you did an amazing job here, detective. I would have never thought that van Eyck could be improved on -- but you did it, you made it even better than before."
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702 Noid "Yeah, plus it's good to know your limits."
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703 Egg Head "NO LIMITS ON THE DANCEFLOOR!"
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704 Conceptualization Could it be? Maybe for him -- you only have a chapter or two left in you. Last of the penultimate, more like...
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705 Interfacing Whooh, thank god -- adapters noticeably degrade the sound quality.
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706 Egg Head
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707 Egg Head Variable["ice.egg_sidechaining_failed_once"]
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708 Egg Head (Variable["ice.egg_sidechaining_failed_once"]) == false
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709 Interfacing Here's an idea -- say what you said before. The exact same thing! OR. Or, wait! Say something that's only marginally different! It will yield a drastically different outcome.
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710 Acele "Hey..." Acele looks up from her microphone. "What did you do to Egg Head, cop-man? Did you *break* him?"
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711 You "What do you mean?"
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712 You "Uh, no, actually I found it tangled up in a hawthorn tree..."
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713 Egg Head "Listen, I'm just going to show it to you... Ready?"
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714 You "Ready."
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715 You "I'm... not sure."
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716 You "Just wait and see." (Nod at Egg Head.)
  • 717
717 Egg Head "ARE YOU READY, POSSE?!"
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718 You Give him a thumbs up.
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719 Andre "I was born ready, Egg!"
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720 Noid Noid straightens his back, ready for the beat...
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721 Authority Your cop training did not prepare you for this. What to do?
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722 Empathy A great excitement is bubbling to the surface within him. This is *big*.
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723 Egg Head
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724 Egg Head IsTaskActive("TASK.investigate_sea_fortress")--[[ Variable[ ]]
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725 Egg Head (IsTaskActive("TASK.investigate_sea_fortress")--[[ Variable[ ]]) == false
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726 Reaction Speed Chill, my man. You'll get there -- eventually.
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727 Egg Head "Oh no, please become one..." (He didn't even notice you mentioning some 'island'.) "You'll miss out on so much good content otherwise. It's like being the greatest cop on earth!"
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728 Endurance Wait, they want you to run all the way back to Martinaise with that leg of yours, just to get some 'tape'? Ouch.
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729 Egg Head
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730 Egg Head IsTaskActive("TASK.investigate_sea_fortress")--[[ Variable[ ]]
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731 Egg Head (IsTaskActive("TASK.investigate_sea_fortress")--[[ Variable[ ]]) == false
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732 Egg Head
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733 Egg Head IsTaskActive("TASK.investigate_sea_fortress")--[[ Variable[ ]]
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734 Egg Head (IsTaskActive("TASK.investigate_sea_fortress")--[[ Variable[ ]]) == false
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735 Logic It's your health -- you're not well enough to run around just days after you've been shot.
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736 Egg Head
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737 Egg Head Variable["church.soona_heard_rumble_hum"]
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738 Egg Head (Variable["church.soona_heard_rumble_hum"]) == false
  • 741
739 Physical Instrument I think you might know the answer...
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740 None
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741 Physical Instrument You can't just leave it without a bass track!
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742 Interfacing Noid's right, Egg Head's technical talent is the key.
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743 Inland Empire Something *mysterious* is going on here...
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744 Egg Head
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745 Egg Head Variable["church.ravers_inside_church"] or Variable["church.ravers_inside_church_with_lab"]
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746 Egg Head (Variable["church.ravers_inside_church"] or Variable["church.ravers_inside_church_with_lab"]) == false
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747 Egg Head "Yeagh, re-mix time!" His voice booms through the church as he takes the tape and attaches it to the empty reel slot. "Tape goes here -- into deck B." He clicks a switch, the tape starts spinning...
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748 Egg Head
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749 Egg Head Variable["church.ravers_inside_church"] or Variable["church.ravers_inside_church_with_lab"]
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750 Egg Head (Variable["church.ravers_inside_church"] or Variable["church.ravers_inside_church_with_lab"]) == false
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751 Egg Head "Hear that?" He grins with glee. "Sounds like the missing part of van Eyck's jam!"
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752 Egg Head
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753 Egg Head Variable["church.ravers_inside_church"] or Variable["church.ravers_inside_church_with_lab"]
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754 Egg Head (Variable["church.ravers_inside_church"] or Variable["church.ravers_inside_church_with_lab"]) == false
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755 Egg Head "Whooh, hear that?!" He wipes his brow. "The sines match perfectly!"
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756 Interfacing Noid's right, Egg Head's technical talent is the key.
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757 Logic No, this is definitely part of the same song. Something cut from it. It fits too well.
  • 758
758 Inland Empire Something *mysterious* is going on here...
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759 None
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