Conversation 509: INVENTORY / COCKATOO

From A to Zrieek! Guide to a Well-Behaved Cockatoo. After you have bought it. (Helen)

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ID Character Dialogue Conditions Links
0 None
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2 You [Put the book away.]
3 None
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4 You Read about the funeral cockatoo.
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5 None
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6 You Read about the Major Majestic cockatoo.
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7 You Read about the most common bang-bang cockatoo.
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8 From A to Zrieek! A Guide To a Well-Behaved Cockatoo This is a yellow-tailed black cockatoo. Its specific name *Psittacus funereus* relates to its dark and sombre plumage. This bird looks as if dressed for a funeral, 24/7. There is something indisputably ominous about it.
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9 You Yes, but there has to be something *great* about cockatoos as well. Variable["inventory.book_cockatoo_problems_read"]
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10 You Alright, what problems do these birds have?
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11 From A to Zrieek! A Guide To a Well-Behaved Cockatoo Where to even begin? All cockatoos are known for their needy natures, requiring attention for at least two full hours a day. They love to talk, and have been described as 'loveable clowns who just don't know how to wrap up'.
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12 You Honestly, this bird does sound a bit like me... Variable["plaza.working_chose_cockatoo"] == false and Variable["inventory.book_cockatoos_funeral_read"] == true and Variable["inventory.book_cockatoos_bangbang_read"] == true and Variable["inventory.book_cockatoos_majestic_read"] == true
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13 From A to Zrieek! A Guide To a Well-Behaved Cockatoo You're right, cockatoos are magnificent creatures. They love to perform, cuddle and show off, and will even scream for *fun* -- often as loud as up to *135* decibels!
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14 Perception (Hearing) Ouch. That must hurt.
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15 You I could handle that... It would be nice to have someone to talk to when feeling lonely.
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16 From A to Zrieek! A Guide To a Well-Behaved Cockatoo It is not recommended to get a cockatoo if you're not able to cook them food every day. And give them the full care that they need. These birds will never understand that you have a life of your own.
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17 From A to Zrieek! A Guide To a Well-Behaved Cockatoo Yes, but all those cockatoo species are so different! Which one are you?
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18 You The grey and common bang-bang, that's me.
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19 You Only the funeral cockatoo in its darkness can truly grasp the depths of my doom-laden soul.
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20 You Isn't that obvious?! Major Majestic, here I come!
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21 You But what if I am just a *fuckupatoo* -- a fuck-up *and* a cockatoo?!
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22 None
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23 None
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24 From A to Zrieek! A Guide To a Well-Behaved Cockatoo You're right, you're a fuckatoo embodied. This sorry-ass bird belongs on your heraldry! It probably doesn't even have feathers and only screams.
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25 None
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26 None
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27 None
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28 You I have to take some time to think about it.
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29 From A to Zrieek! A Guide To a Well-Behaved Cockatoo Understandable. Choosing your heraldic bird isn't a trivial question.
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30 None
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31 None
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32 From A to Zrieek! A Guide To a Well-Behaved Cockatoo You're right, you're majesty embodied. This big beautiful bird belongs on your heraldry!
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33 From A to Zrieek! A Guide To a Well-Behaved Cockatoo You're right, you're *Psittacus funereus* embodied. This ominous bird belongs on your heraldry!
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34 From A to Zrieek! A Guide To a Well-Behaved Cockatoo You're right, you're the mediocrity embodied. This unsung bird belongs on your heraldry!
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35 You Who would ever want a chatty companion?! I want someone who knows how to *listen*.
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36 From A to Zrieek! A Guide To a Well-Behaved Cockatoo Pet owners also report moodiness, loudness and hostility as reoccurring issues. If left unsatisfied cockatoos may scream non-stop, pluck their feathers or become aggressive.
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37 You Right. That's pretty bad. Anything else?
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38 None
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39 Logic Not great for the neighbours.
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40 None
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42 From A to Zrieek! A Guide To a Well-Behaved Cockatoo Perhaps the most *impressive* of all the species, the endangered Major Majestic cockatoo is often described as the most flamboyant bird in the jungle, its pink-coloured wings and flowing crest embellishing its proud and *bumptious* nature.
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43 From A to Zrieek! A Guide To a Well-Behaved Cockatoo In the words of poet-explorer Sir James Fournier: "Few birds more enliven the monotonous hues of the verdant forest than this big, bold and beautiful species."
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44 From A to Zrieek! A Guide To a Well-Behaved Cockatoo Despite its *banging* name, the bang-bang cockatoo is actually the shyest of the species. Common in almost all Semenese forests, as well as zoos and homes all over the world, its plumage is mainly grey and white. The Semenese name *bang-bang* is thought to be of onomatopoeic origins.
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45 None
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46 From A to Zrieek! A Guide To a Well-Behaved Cockatoo A cockatoo is a parrot with an erectile crest, found on the Semenine islands and in southern Face-à-la-Mer. Known for their intelligence and general precociousness, cockatoos are popular birds in aviculture; however, they often exhibit various behavioural issues.
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47 From A to Zrieek! A Guide To a Well-Behaved Cockatoo This book talks about the delicate nature of 'toos, as well as introducing some of the most popular species among the bird enthusiasts: the funeral cockatoo, the Major Majestic cockatoo, and the most common bang-bang cockatoo. It's colourfully illustrated.
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48 Drama Performing? Yesss, birdie!
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49 You Okay. What more?
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50 Inland Empire Cool.
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51 Perception (Sight) It must be glorious to behold. Dark pink and snow white.
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52 Half Light The *bang* is for all the scary things in the world... that may happen at any time.
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