Conversation 492: BOOKSTORE / CRIME

Shelf of crime books.

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ID Character Dialogue Conditions Links
0 None
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1 None
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2 Shelf of Crime Novels These shelves are overburdened with books from the same series. You see the name "Dick Mullen" over and over.
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3 You "Storekeep, what's all this crime fiction?"
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4 You Look through the display of books.
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5 None
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6 You Who is Dick Mullen? Variable["doomed.book_mullen_wc_trigger"] == true
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7 You [Leave.]
8 You What do we have here? Mistaken identity...
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9 Shelf of Crime Novels Shelves filled to the brim with crime novels featuring the supposedly stalwart Vespertine detective, Dick Mullen.
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10 Plaisance "Oh, crime, robberies, murders..." She lowers her voice. "Even *sexual* crimes. We're fortunate to have Dick Mullen and his stories to sort all that out."
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11 Shelf of Crime Novels You see: "Dick Mullen on the Job", "Get Me Mullen!", "The Stalwart Adventures of Richard P. Mullen", "Dick Mullen and the Murder in the Orchard", "The Sordid Affair of Dick Mullen"...
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12 Shelf of Crime Novels "A Killing Is Declared", "Dick Mullen in the Murderhouse", "The Final Case of Dick Mullen" (an obvious lie), "Dick Mullen in the Clock Tower", "The Ordeals of Dick Mullen", "Dauntless Dick", "Dick Mullen's Funeral Pyre", "The Murder of Dick Mullen"...
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13 Plaisance "You're a... a police officer... apparently. You should buy *all* of these. They really do teach a person how to be a proper detective."
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14 None
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15 Shelf of Crime Novels Crime fiction... is a disgrace. An asinine misrepresentation of the physical attributes and the arduous everyday work of actual police officers.
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16 You Sure thing.
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17 You Oh god, no.
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18 None
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19 You Dick Mullen *dies*?!
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20 Shelf of Crime Novels Oh no, turns out he faked it to solve a case.
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21 You Are there any more?
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22 You Okay, let's stop now.
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23 None
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24 Shelf of Crime Novels Yes. There's also: "The Dame Who Did It", "Farewell, My Mullen" (faking death seems to be a common trope in the Mullen series), "The Morbid Tales of Dick Mullen", "A Dark Tide Turns"...
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25 Shelf of Crime Novels "Tragedy Calls for Dick Mullen" (another one with fake death), and, of course, "Dick Mullen: The Murderer", in order to catch a murderer, Dick Mullen must *become* the murderer.
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26 None
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27 Esprit de Corps Come on, this is *not* the way real police solve crimes. The *real* police are some twenty kilometres away, sitting in an armoured motor carriage.
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28 Reaction Speed Your quick eye notices a small caterpillar crawling across the spine of a book. The title reads: "Dick Mullen and the Mistaken Identity."
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29 Shelf of Crime Novels
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30 Shelf of Crime Novels Variable["doomed.book_whitec_who_is_mullen"]
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31 Shelf of Crime Novels (Variable["doomed.book_whitec_who_is_mullen"]) == false
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32 Reaction Speed Your attempt to grasp at the answer fails... it seems very close by, pulsating just out of reach.
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33 Inland Empire After all this, you still haven't found the answer to the one question that matters: Who *is* Dick Mullen?
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34 Shelf of Crime Novels These books *greatly* overstate the excitement of police work, glossing over how long it takes to actually follow up on leads and eliminate dead-ends.
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35 Shelf of Crime Novels Not a single mention of all the stress this work creates upon the officer's *family*. Detective fiction just doesn't tell the truth at all. Now, would you like a list of the books found on the shelf?
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36 None
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37 None
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38 Shelf of Crime Novels What's more, they completely ignore the psychological hardships of, year after year, coming into contact with people during the worst days of their lives.
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39 Perception (Sight) A couple spook novels hide amidst all the detective books. Thrilling tales of spycraft and derring-do.
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40 Shelf of Crime Novels
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41 Shelf of Crime Novels Variable["doomed.bookstore_mullen_crime_hub_reached"]
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42 Shelf of Crime Novels (Variable["doomed.bookstore_mullen_crime_hub_reached"]) == false
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43 Shelf of Crime Novels
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44 Shelf of Crime Novels Variable["doomed.book_mullen_esprit_detective_operation"]
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45 Shelf of Crime Novels (Variable["doomed.book_mullen_esprit_detective_operation"]) == false
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46 Mack Torson A bald man turns toward a lean man and pats him on the back. "Come on, Chester, tell the story again."
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47 Chester McLaine "Again? Man, I tell that one at least once a month. It's not that interesting," Chester replies.
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48 Mack Torson "The *fuck* it is," the bald man replies. "And these guys haven't heard it." He motions to the civilian sitting in the back seat. "You see, Chester here," he pokes his finger at the lean man. "Chester *faked his own death* once!"
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49 Chester McLaine "Yeah, sure came close," Chester mutters in return, then turns to the rapt listener. "Alright, so I was tailing this guy called 'Francis the Shoe'..." The inside of the motor carriage is thick with cigarette smoke. Outside, it starts to rain...
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50 Mack Torson "A very fuckin' dangerous case, ain't that right, Chester? They almost got you that time."
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51 None
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52 Plaisance "Hrm, of course." She shudders. "Such violence and immorality... uh, I mean, enjoy!"
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53 You "I want to buy this Dick Mullen novel." Variable["doomed.book_found_mullen_book"] == true and CheckItem("book_dick_mullen_and_the_mistaken_identity") == false
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54 Shelf of Crime Novels A worn paperback from Dick Mullen's classic *hard-boiled* phase. The premise seems to be that Dick Mullen is framed for the murder of his best friend, and has just a few days to prove his innocence.
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55 You Hmm. Why does this speak to me?
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56 Shelf of Crime Novels Could it be the motifs of unstable identities and shocking betrayals?
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57 You That's probably right, I'm a complicated guy, full of contradictions.
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58 You No, it's gotta be something *else*.
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59 Shelf of Crime Novels Perhaps you're drawn to the dark and *noirish* atmosphere?
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60 You Yeah, I'm pretty intense. I'm all about that dark stuff.
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61 You No, that's not it either.
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62 Shelf of Crime Novels Is it because the smoking dame in the slinky red dress on the cover is giving you a hard-on?
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63 You Oh, right. That's definitely it.
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64 Conceptualization See the way she's suggestively holding that pistol? That's *symbolism*.
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65 Shelf of Crime Novels Yeah, this is the book for you.
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66 Shelf of Crime Novels Then this is the book for you.
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67 None
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68 You What? No. That's not what's happening.
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69 Shelf of Crime Novels Yes it is. The bulge in your pants is embarrassingly obvious.
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70 Volition Quit staring -- You're in public! There's plenty of time for that later... in the privacy of your own room.
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71 Shelf of Crime Novels
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72 Shelf of Crime Novels IsKimHere()
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73 Shelf of Crime Novels (IsKimHere()) == false
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74 Kim Kitsuragi "Something the matter, detective?"
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75 You "Nope, all good here." (Casually adjust your pants.)
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76 You "Kim, would you describe this woman as a *smoking dame*?"
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77 Kim Kitsuragi The lieutenant nods. You think you detect the faintest trace of a grin on his face, but you can't say for certain.
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78 Kim Kitsuragi The lieutenant narrows his eyes and contemplates the book for a moment.
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79 Kim Kitsuragi "I would certainly say she fits that description, providing that's your type."
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80 Shelf of Crime Novels
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81 Shelf of Crime Novels Variable["doomed.book_mullen_wc_trigger"]
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82 Shelf of Crime Novels (Variable["doomed.book_mullen_wc_trigger"]) == false
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83 Reaction Speed Wait a minute, all this told us *nothing* about who Dick Mullen actually is...
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84 Shelf of Crime Novels
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85 Shelf of Crime Novels Variable["doomed.book_mullen_wc_trigger"]
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86 Shelf of Crime Novels (Variable["doomed.book_mullen_wc_trigger"]) == false
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87 Drama Sssssire, you could learn much from thisss Mullen, if you underssstood who he issss....
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88 Electrochemistry Sex crimes *did* pique your interest, but still -- this Dick Mullen person only gets your pleasure centres *down*.
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89 Logic NOTE! Reading about Dick Mullen will not actually make you a better detective.
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90 Endurance Furthermore -- they have NO IDEA how hard it is to simply remove a body from a tree.
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91 Electrochemistry Relax. It's not that bad. Also, this means your bloodflow is returning to normal. Good news, really.
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92 Shelf of Crime Novels
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93 Shelf of Crime Novels Variable["tc.turn_off_tutorial_node"] or Variable["character.interactable_tutorial_seen"]
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94 Shelf of Crime Novels (Variable["tc.turn_off_tutorial_node"] or Variable["character.interactable_tutorial_seen"]) == false
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95 Tutorial Agent You've acquired an interactable item. Investigate this item further by going to the INTERACT tab in your INVENTORY.
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96 Civilian "Gosh, why?" One civilian looks on, amazed. The bald man bellows a reply:
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