Conversation 482: INVENTORY / WIRRAL MODULE

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This is a listing of every "entry" in a given game conversation as scraped from the game files. Entries often contain written dialogue, as well as conditional logic governing their appearance to the player. They also link to other entries, sometimes automatically and sometimes through player action. This page is best used to search for a specific word or phrase, as following the links in this format can be difficult. For an experience that better accommodates the branching structure of these conversations, see the corresponding interactive page.

Column definitions:

• ID: a numerical index for the entry within this conversation.
• Character: the character speaking or acting.
• Dialogue: prose containing spoken dialogue and other description.
• Conditions: logical checks governing this entry appearing or occurring.
• Links: entries that might follow this one, depending on conditions and player choice. Most links are internal to this conversation, external links to other conversations are marked with the format (conversation ID, entry ID).

ID	Character	Dialogue	Conditions	Links
0	None			1
1	None			2
2	Wirrâl	Large letters on the front form a title: "Wirrâl." The colourful box is illustrated with bucolic vistas. The cover art also features odd-looking humanoids, some short, some taller, some with pointy ears, others with ephemeral wings.		5
3	Wirrâl	Text underneath the title, in smaller typeface, reads: "Third Edition, Mega-Setting Supplements Module." The side panel adds: "A sword and sorcery adventure board game. With new maps and miniatures."		81
4	You	Put the box away.
5	None			6 38 4
6	You	Examine the box.		3
7	Wirrâl	Mysterious things rattle inside. What could they be? Dice? Plastic miniatures? A fantastical alternate world full of magic and wonder?		29
8	You	Shake the box.		77
9	None			5
10	Wirrâl	A blurb on the back reads: "Tired of the tedium and toil of modern life? Escape to Wirrâl! Leave behind isolas and nations with their petty squabbles. Discard electricity, magnets, and boring technological widgets..."		11
11	Wirrâl	"Succumb to a world of high-Pasternal fantastique, unleash your imagination and create an adventure of endless possibilities. Discover the terrible secret threatening Wirrâl -- can your band of adventurers save the world?"		16 17 19
12	You	Look at the back.		10
13	You	Enough inspecting.		15
14	Wirrâl	A colourful box with the title "Wirrâl" in bold letters. It's a board game.		5
15	None			14
16	You	Yes, we're ready to take on this challenge.		18
17	You	I'm not sure I can handle all this responsibility.		20
18	Wirrâl	Exactly, that's the spirit! All you have to do is read an intricate rulebook, study an assortment of maps, unfold the illustrated gameboard, and start rolling dice.		22
19	You	Definitely not, it sounds too dangerous.		21
20	Wirrâl	Man up, this is about having structured fun! All you have to do is read an intricate rulebook, study an assortment of maps, unfold the illustrated gameboard, and start rolling dice.		22
21	Wirrâl	It's not dangerous, it's fun, structured fun! All you have to do is read an intricate rulebook, study an assortment of maps, unfold the illustrated gameboard, and start rolling dice.		22
22	Wirrâl	In no time you could be romping through grasslands with low-level characters, hunted by iyskel riders... or battling unspeakable monsters in endless dungeons fraught with danger and despair, conjuring up forceful maegics to aid your quest.		23
23	Drama	Don't forget heated arguments escalating to physical confrontation with your friends.		25
24	Electrochemistry	And beer. Lots of beer.		28
25	None			26 27
26	None		Variable["doomed.game_wirral_blackcheck_drama"]	24
27	None		(Variable["doomed.game_wirral_blackcheck_drama"]) == false	9
28	Drama	And most importantly, never forget to rage-quit if the dice don't go your way!		9
29	None			30 31
30	None		Variable["tc.hjelmdall"]	37
31	None		(Variable["tc.hjelmdall"]) == false	82
32	Rhetoric	It's not. It's for pansies. Man from Hjelmdall is way more awesome.		83
33	Rhetoric	Yes, the Wirrâl setting is known for its complicated system of political alignments. But if you're not into that you can just hack your way through dungeons in search of loot. That's what most people do.		83
34	None			35 36
35	None		IsTHCPresent("revacholian_nationhood")	32
36	None		(IsTHCPresent("revacholian_nationhood")) == false	33
37	Wirrâl	None of that witless Man from Hjelmdall fascist dross hidden behind faux-realistic allegory. Wirrâl is no cliché-ridden apologia for colonial violence. Wirrâl is pure *imagination*.		34
38	You	Open the box.		41
39	Wirrâl	A quick guide to the maegical races of Wirrâl. Create your own hero choosing from any of these completely unique and fantastical backgrounds.		40
40	Wirrâl	The options are, in order of importance: the welkin, the dweorgr, the humans, the faerie folk, and the pygmies.		44 45
41	Wirrâl	You pry open the box. Inside you find a folded-up map, a small booklet, a 24-sided die, and a little plastic figurine.		42
42	None			68 100 49 50 51 52 53
43	Wirrâl	The welkin -- tall, lithe and graceful, with long flowing hair and pointy ears. They're known for being powerful maegic users, but can also hold their own in a brawn-driven fight.		102
44	You	Read about the welkin.		43
45	You	Put the booklet away.		99
46	You	Read about the dweorgr.		47
47	Wirrâl	A grand race of industrious mountain people. They're short, stout and muscular, and enjoy digging for gold and other precious minerals. They're also well-versed in the art of combat, where they prefer to use axes and hammers.		48
48	Wirrâl	The dweorgr also come in a few different sub-races: hill dweorgr, shield dweorgr, and dark dweorgr.		107 45
49	You	Look at the die.	Variable["doomed.game_wirral_took_dice"] == false	54
50	You	Take the die.	Variable["doomed.game_wirral_examined_dice"] == true and CheckItem("wirral_die") == false and Variable["doomed.game_wirral_took_dice"] == false	55
51	You	Look at the figurine.	Variable["doomed.game_wirral_took_figurine"] == false	56
52	You	Take the figurine.	Variable["doomed.game_wirral_examined_figurine"] == true and CheckItem("figurine_set_revolutionary") == false and Variable["doomed.game_wirral_took_figurine"] == false	57
53	You	Close the box.		58
54	Wirrâl	It's made from some sort of wood and has been decorated with peculiar plant motifs.		70
55	Wirrâl	You place the die into your pocket. It's always good to have luck on your side.		95
56	Wirrâl	You see a man in ragged clothes wearing a lopsided hat and wielding some sort of a firearm.		63
57	Wirrâl	You pick the figurine up by the base to meet your gaze. The little plastic man stares back at you, his face contorted into a disturbing shout. Then you pocket it.		96
58	None			14
59	None			60 61
60	None		Variable["doomed.game_wirral_took_dice"]	80
61	None		(Variable["doomed.game_wirral_took_dice"]) == false	7
62	Wirrâl	With fewer items inside, the box now rattles with less enthusiasm. Only the map and booklet shuffle around, hitting the sides of the box.		84
63	None			64 65
64	None		IsKimHere()	66
65	None		(IsKimHere()) == false	87
66	Kim Kitsuragi	"Huh, interesting. A communard."		109 85 86
67	Logic	A leftist revolutionary... a communard. He looks lost, a stranger in a strange land. Most likely, he was just stuck in the wrong box on accident.		91
68	You	Look at the map.		69
69	Wirrâl	A reprint of a crude hand-drawn map. The top left corner reads: 'Lands of Wirrâl.' The map features both small villages and mid-sized towns (with odd names), in addition to meadows, forests, hills, lakes and seas (also with odd names).		72
70	Encyclopedia	You don't know much about dice, but this one looks pretty damn fancy.		71
71	None			42
72	Wirrâl	It doesn't seem to correspond with anything you've seen thus far. It's not a very helpful map.		101
73	None			74 75
74	None		Variable["doomed.game_wirral_took_figurine"]	76
75	None		(Variable["doomed.game_wirral_took_figurine"]) == false	59
76	Wirrâl	You hear the die rattling inside the box, bumping against the sides.		84
77	None			78 79
78	None		Variable["doomed.game_wirral_took_figurine"] and Variable["doomed.game_wirral_took_dice"]	62
79	None		(Variable["doomed.game_wirral_took_figurine"] and Variable["doomed.game_wirral_took_dice"]) == false	73
80	Wirrâl	You hear the figurine rattling inside the box, bumping against the sides.		84
81	None			8 12 13
82	None			81
83	None			81
84	None			81
85	You	"What's so interesting about that?"		92
86	You	"That doesn't sound very Wirrâl-like."		94
87	None			88 89
88	None		Variable["tc.revolution"]	67
89	None		(Variable["tc.revolution"]) == false	90
90	Logic	An odd-looking fellow... he doesn't seem to fit the rest of the setting. He has more of a... *revolutionary* tinge.		91
91	None			42
92	Kim Kitsuragi	"The figurine is not a part of the Wirrâl game setting... I guess someone misplaced it during the packaging process."		111 113
93	None			42
94	Kim Kitsuragi	"It is not. The communards are not a part of the game setting... I guess someone misplaced it during the packaging process."		111 113
95	None			42
96	None			42
97	None			42
98	None			42
99	Wirrâl	You stuff it back inside the box.		98
100	You	Look at the booklet.		39
101	None			42
102	Wirrâl	The welkin come with a variety of exciting sub-races: high welkin, forest welkin, lake welkin, and snow welkin. But if you're not feeling experimental -- a basic welkin will always do.		46 45
103	You	Read about the faerie folk.		104
104	Wirrâl	A very small race of flying people, known for being mischievous, full of trickery. They often lure people into their maegical traps. There are no sub-races for the faeries.		105 45
105	You	Read about the pygmies.		106
106	Wirrâl	The least popular of the Wirrâl races, the pygmies are short, rotund and dim-witted. Pygmies live in small villages made of shoddy wooden dwellings. They spend most their days tilling the earth and smoking their pipes. There are no sub-races for the pygmies.		97
107	You	Read about the humans.		108
108	Wirrâl	They're just humans... what else is there to tell? They're average in all stats and jacks-of-all-trades.		103 45
109	You	"A what?"		110
110	Kim Kitsuragi	"A communard. One of the leftist revolutionaries in the Antecentennial Revolution."		85 86
111	You	"Does this mean we can't play?"		112
112	Kim Kitsuragi	The lieutenant shrugs. "I have a feeling the figurines are more there to set the scene than anything else."		93
113	You	"Maybe someone should make a role-playing game set during the Revolution."		114
114	Kim Kitsuragi	"Hmm. Good luck finding people who'd want to play as communards."		93