Conversation 473: WHIRLING / LENA CRYPTIDS CHECK

White check leading to the first batch of cryptids.

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0 None
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1 None
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2 None
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3 None IsKimHere()
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4 None (IsKimHere()) == false
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5 None
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6 None Variable["whirling.lena_white_check_cryptids"]
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7 None (Variable["whirling.lena_white_check_cryptids"]) == false
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8 None
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9 None Variable["whirling.lena_tell_water_lock"]
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10 None (Variable["whirling.lena_tell_water_lock"]) == false
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11 None
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12 None IsKimHere()
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13 None (IsKimHere()) == false
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14 None
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15 None IsKimHere()
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16 None (IsKimHere()) == false
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17 Suggestion There's really no point in manipulating anyone. She'd be only too pleased to tell you about her work. Go on and ask!
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18 You "Hey, Lena, I'd like to hear about some of the cryptids you've studied. Could you just tell me about a couple of them?"
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19 Lena, the Cryptozoologist's wife She grins. "I'm glad you liked them, but I'm not really one to tell you about *all* of them. You should ask my husband if you get the chance. He's the real expert."
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20 Suggestion Sometimes, the most charming thing you can do is be *reasonable* in your requests.
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21 You "Could you tell me about one, just *one* interesting cryptid?"
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22 Lena, the Cryptozoologist's wife She nods. "I understand your scepticism, but that's what happens with things that are rare and stand out -- their disappearance is most memorable, and they are least likely to be found again."
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23 Kim Kitsuragi The lieutenant throws you one of his *looks*. "*One* cryptid -- not a couple. One. This won't turn into some kind of cryptid extravaganza."
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24 Lena, the Cryptozoologist's wife "Oh, I'd be delighted! Truth be told, I could really use the company too..."
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25 Kim Kitsuragi He looks at you with wonder and sincere pity. "I'm beginning to wonder if I should."
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26 Kim Kitsuragi "Uhm... Do we have time for *breaks* to listen to theories about imaginary animals?"
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27 Suggestion Nope, you don't have any new winning tactics to get the woman to spill the beans about cryptids.
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28 Lena, the Cryptozoologist's wife "I suppose you could use a break, and I could use a distraction..."
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29 You "Seems very convenient, that it just disappeared and nothing like it was seen again."
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30 You "Just one -- or two -- more, Lena. Pretty please?"
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31 Lena, the Cryptozoologist's wife She smiles. "Well, the *biggest* cryptid is -- of course -- the horrible Giant of Koko Nur."
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32 None
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33 None Variable["whirling.lena_cryptids_rhetoric_alas"]
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34 None (Variable["whirling.lena_cryptids_rhetoric_alas"]) == false
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35 Lena, the Cryptozoologist's wife "But just one. I doubt your partner would appreciate it if I were to distract you from your duties for much longer!"
36 Kim Kitsuragi He nods approvingly.
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37 Kim Kitsuragi "Ah, fuck it. Let's have more cryptids."
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38 Logic "Alas!" Always "alas, and then it was gone!" Isn't that overly convenient?
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39 Kim Kitsuragi The lieutenant pauses thoughtfully.
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40 None
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41 None Variable["TASK.inspect_traps_done"]
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42 None (Variable["TASK.inspect_traps_done"]) == false
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43 None
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44 None Variable["whirling.lena_white_check_cryptid_count"] == 2 and Variable["whirling.lena_just_one"]
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45 None (Variable["whirling.lena_white_check_cryptid_count"] == 2 and Variable["whirling.lena_just_one"]) == false
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46 None
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47 None
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48 None Variable["TASK.inspect_traps_done"]
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49 None (Variable["TASK.inspect_traps_done"]) == false
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50 Lena, the Cryptozoologist's wife She grins. "Can't say no to that. Well... the biggest cryptid is the Giant of Koko Nur."
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51 Kim Kitsuragi "I'm glad you see it that way." He nods approvingly. "Did we have anything more to do here?"
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52 Suggestion You should totally use emotional blackmail. Because that *always* works on women.
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53 You "I helped you get your husband back. You *owe* me some sweet cryptid facts as a reward!"
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54 You "She was preparing for the end times. She wanted to witness and record the Twilight Proceedings."
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55 Lena, the Cryptozoologist's wife "I'm very grateful to you, sweetie. But -- now that I think about it -- you should talk to Morell about cryptids. He could tell you so much more!"
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56 None
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57 None IsKimHere()
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58 None (IsKimHere()) == false
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59 Lena, the Cryptozoologist's wife "Mhm, Mijanou did talk about the end of the world a great deal before her abrupt departure."
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60 Kim Kitsuragi The lieutenant shuts his eyes briefly...
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61 None
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62 None IsKimHere() and Variable["whirling.lena_kim_wants_cryptids"] == false
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63 None (IsKimHere() and Variable["whirling.lena_kim_wants_cryptids"] == false) == false
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64 Kim Kitsuragi "That's not how the world works. Let's get back to our investigation, shall we?"
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65 Lena, the Cryptozoologist's wife She turns to Morell. "Right, honey?"
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66 Lena, the Cryptozoologist's wife "Your work must get quite frustrating. Well, okay, just one or two more..." She smiles mischievously.
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67 None
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68 None Variable["whirling.lena_tell_water_lock"]
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69 None (Variable["whirling.lena_tell_water_lock"]) == false
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70 Suggestion You're an enthusiastic idiot. But you're still an idiot.
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71 You "I want to know everything about cryptids. Living cryptids, extinct cryptids, marine cryptids, land cryptids. Bring it on!"
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72 Lena, the Cryptozoologist's wife "The biggest cryptid is of course -- the Giant of Koko Nur. It's huge."
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73 None
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74 None IsKimHere()
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75 None (IsKimHere()) == false
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76 Kim Kitsuragi "We don't have time for Cryptozoology 101. Let's get back to work, shall we?"
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77 None
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78 None Variable["whirling.lena_white_check_cryptids_failed"]
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79 None (Variable["whirling.lena_white_check_cryptids_failed"]) == false
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80 You "But, but... this is so much more *interesting* than my real job."
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81 Lena, the Cryptozoologist's wife She looks at you, her voice grave suddenly. "It still took the Gnome of Geroma an entire *day* to die."
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82 Lena, the Cryptozoologist's wife "I thought we'd agreed on just one cryptid, sweetie."
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83 Lena, the Cryptozoologist's wife "Mijanou disappeared shortly after injecting herself with the bacteria she had brought back to study -- no doubt, in hopes of prolonging her *own* life."
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84 Lena, the Cryptozoologist's wife "Sorry, sweetie. I can't get into that just now. Garte did say he could deliver a telegram for me earlier, and I should really notify our house sitter about our delay..."
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85 You "Right, okay, we can move on for now." (It'd be dishonourable to renege on the promise.)
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86 Lena, the Cryptozoologist's wife "It was seen in South Safre during the war, visiting bunkers during the night and healing wounded soldiers with its saliva."
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87 You "It won't take long... what harm could hearing about one, just one *little* cryptid do?"
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88 Kim Kitsuragi The lieutenant leans in. "Hey, you promised you'd only ask about one cryptid."
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89 Kim Kitsuragi The lieutenant mutters something under his breath but nods for you to go ahead.
90 You "But, Kim... Don't *you* want to hear about another cryptid too?"
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91 Lena, the Cryptozoologist's wife "Your work must get quite frustrating. Well, okay, just one or two more..." She grins.
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92 You "Okay, Kim. Just one little cryptid. Promise."
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93 Kim Kitsuragi The lieutenant leans in. "Hey, you promised you'd only ask about one cryptid."
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94 You "But, Kim... Don't *you* want to hear about another cryptid too?"
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95 None
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96 None IsKimHere() and Variable["whirling.lena_kim_wants_cryptids"] == false
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97 None (IsKimHere() and Variable["whirling.lena_kim_wants_cryptids"] == false) == false
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98 Kim Kitsuragi He nods and assumes a waiting posture.
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99 Lena, the Cryptozoologist's wife She smiles. "Well, the smallest cryptid is the *Cryobacter katlensis*, a unicellular bacterium. It was discovered in one of the northern-most points of Katla on the Boreal Plateau -- by renowned geologist Catelyn Mijanou some 70 years ago."
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100 Suggestion There's really no point in manipulating anyone. You're chummy. Just go on and ask!
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101 You "Hey, Lena, I'd really like to hear about some of those juicy *cryptids* you've studied. Could you tell me about a couple?"
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102 None
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103 None Variable["whirling.lena_white_check_cryptid_count"] == 2 and Variable["whirling.lena_just_one"]
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104 None (Variable["whirling.lena_white_check_cryptid_count"] == 2 and Variable["whirling.lena_just_one"]) == false
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105 Lena, the Cryptozoologist's wife "None of its victims survived. Grieving relatives never even found their bodies because the Gnome's venom dissolved organic tissue almost entirely."
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106 Morell, the Cryptozoologist "Sure, why not?" He scowls.
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107 None
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108 You "Right, okay, we can move on for now." (It'd be dishonourable to renege on the promise.)
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109 Kim Kitsuragi "Ah, fuck it. Let's have more cryptids."
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110 Lena, the Cryptozoologist's wife "The ape is very shy. It prefers observing human activity from afar and only approaches when it feels that it must intervene to save lives. No scientist has managed to track it down. Not even Morell. It's so mysterious -- I really can't tell you anything more about it."
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111 Lena, the Cryptozoologist's wife She frowns. "Oh dear. Normally I would be happy to talk cryptids all day, but I'm just so frazzled right now, I couldn't tell a tadpole from a fingerling."
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112 None
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113 None IsKimHere() and Variable["whirling.lena_kim_wants_cryptids"] == false
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114 None (IsKimHere() and Variable["whirling.lena_kim_wants_cryptids"] == false) == false
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115 Lena, the Cryptozoologist's wife "My husband did, but it's a shy creature and only shows itself to humans when it feels that it must invervene to save lives. No scientist has ever been able to track it down. It's so mysterious -- I really can't tell you anything more about it."
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116 Kim Kitsuragi He nods approvingly.
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117 You "Have you ever tried to find the kind green ape yourself?"
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118 Electrochemistry Cryptids, cryptids, let's hear about ALL the interesting cryptids!
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119 None
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120 Lena, the Cryptozoologist's wife "Oh, I'd be delighted!"
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121 You "Why don't you have more information?"
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122 Lena, the Cryptozoologist's wife "The smallest cryptid is the *Cryobacter katlensis*, a unicellular bacterium. It was discovered in one of the northern-most points of Katla on the Boreal Plateau -- by renowned geologist Catelyn Mijanou some 70 years ago."
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123 Kim Kitsuragi The lieutenant pauses thoughtfully.
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124 You "Is that a cryptid on this pen you gave me?" (Take out the pen she gave you.) CheckItem("kind_green_ape_pen")
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125 Lena, the Cryptozoologist's wife "Yes! It's the kind green ape. Half war story, half undiscovered species in the genus homo."
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126 Lena, the Cryptozoologist's wife "It's our closest relative among the cryptids. Same taxonomic family, different genus."
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127 None
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128 None Variable["whirling.lena_white_check_cryptid_count"] == 2 and Variable["whirling.lena_just_one"]
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129 None (Variable["whirling.lena_white_check_cryptid_count"] == 2 and Variable["whirling.lena_just_one"]) == false
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130 None
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131 None IsKimHere()
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132 None (IsKimHere()) == false
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133 Kim Kitsuragi The lieutenant looks at you, pleasantly surprised.
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134 You "You mean... Kim isn't human? I knew it!"
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135 None
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136 None
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137 None
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138 Lena, the Cryptozoologist's wife "Everyone thought the bacteria had driven her mad. But she really was a brilliant woman -- maybe the Cryobacter katlensis allowed her to see something no one else could..."
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139 You "I think there's a name for that -- racism."
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140 You "And undoubtedly inferior to our species as well."
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141 You "Just one or two more, Lena. Pretty please?"
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142 You "But, but... this is so much more *interesting* than my real job."
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143 You "I'm pretty sure Kim is the same species as us... to suggest otherwise is stupid."
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144 Lena, the Cryptozoologist's wife "Well, the cryptid on your pen is the kind green ape."
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145 You "I knew it, Kim! You're not human!"
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146 Lena, the Cryptozoologist's wife "I thought we'd agreed on just one cryptid, sweetie."
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147 You "Hah, that's why I always have to take the lead -- right, Kim?"
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148 You "Just one or two more, Lena. Pretty please?"
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149 Lena, the Cryptozoologist's wife She grins. "Can't say no to that."
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150 Kim Kitsuragi He gives Lena a look communicating something between disgust and exasperation. "Ma'am, you're *confusing* him."
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151 You "I don't understand. Why would you prolong your life? Being alive is terrible."
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152 Lena, the Cryptozoologist's wife "A couple of campers found it when it was already dying. They heard an odd wailing in the woods and followed the sound. They were scared and wrapped it in tarpaulin to suffocate it."
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153 Kim Kitsuragi The lieutenant pauses thoughtfully.
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154 Lena, the Cryptozoologist's wife "In everyday speech, *human* isn't really a scientific category. For all legal and ethical purposes, your partner is a person just like you, so you might as well *think* of him as being human, too."
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155 Lena, the Cryptozoologist's wife "The cryptid on your pen is the kind green ape."
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156 Lena, the Cryptozoologist's wife "I didn't mean to imply that Seolites are in any way inferior to us. In some ways, they are superior -- every species has its advantages and disadvantages."
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157 None
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158 Lena, the Cryptozoologist's wife "Oh, no, I didn't mean to imply that Seolites are inferior to us. In many ways," she turns to the lieutenant, "you are superior. For example, your earwax doesn't have a foul odour like ours does."
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159 None
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160 Lena, the Cryptozoologist's wife "Please don't misunderstand me, either of you! I didn't mean to imply that Seolites are inferior to us. In many ways," she turns to the lieutenant, "you are superior. For example, your earwax doesn't have a foul odour like ours does."
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161 Kim Kitsuragi "A tremendous evolutionary advantage, I'm sure. But perhaps we've had enough speculative biology for today?"
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162 Kim Kitsuragi "Ah, fuck it. Let's have more cryptids."
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163 You "Right, okay, we can move on for now." (It'd be dishonourable to renege on the promise.)
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164 Lena, the Cryptozoologist's wife "Which is to say, the kind green ape is a species with which we share a common ancestor and that evolved parallel to our own -- just like your partner's!"
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165 Lena, the Cryptozoologist's wife She smiles. "Well, the cryptid on your pen is the kind green ape. Half war story, half undiscovered species in the genus homo."
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166 You "But, Kim... Don't *you* want to hear about another cryptid too?"
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167 Lena, the Cryptozoologist's wife "Please don't misunderstand me, either of you. *Human* as it is used in everyday speech is hardly a taxonomic category. For all intents and purposes, you can be thought of as human..."
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168 Lena, the Cryptozoologist's wife "Your work must get quite frustrating. Well, okay, just one or two more..." She grins.
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169 Lena, the Cryptozoologist's wife She looks at the lieutenant, genially. "...though Seolites do have some distinguishing characteristics, different *advantages*, if you will."
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170 Kim Kitsuragi The lieutenant leans in. "Hey, you promised you'd only ask about one cryptid."
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171 Kim Kitsuragi "Yes, advantages such as the flakier texture of Seolite earwax, or so I've heard. Nothing inspires pride in one's species quite like speculative evolutionary biology. Perhaps we've had enough of that for today?"
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172 Lena, the Cryptozoologist's wife "Everything has a price, sweetie."
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173 None
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174 Lena, the Cryptozoologist's wife "I thought we'd agreed on just one cryptid, sweetie."
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175 Lena, the Cryptozoologist's wife "We can assume that she has been living somewhere in the wilderness for decades now, all alone except for the *Cryobacter katlensis* coursing through her bloodstream..."
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176 None
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177 You "What's the biggest cryptid?"
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178 Lena, the Cryptozoologist's wife "After Mijanou treated herself with the bacteria, she stopped ageing, but also became increasingly eccentric and irascible, so that even her oldest friends were forced to pull away..."
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179 You "What's the tiniest cryptid?"
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180 You "But, but... this is so much more *interesting* than my real job."
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181 You "What's the most dangerous cryptid?"
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182 Lena, the Cryptozoologist's wife "Oh, sweetie, it's not all quite so awful. But prolonging one's life does seem to come with risks."
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183 Lena, the Cryptozoologist's wife "It *was* reportedly a small creature -- with webbed fingers and a protruding forehead. An ungainly little thing. Quite scary to look at."
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184 Lena, the Cryptozoologist's wife "We can assume that she has been living somewhere in the wilderness for decades now, all alone except for the *Cryobacter katlensis* coursing through her bloodstream..."
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185 You "Man, I just can't get enough of these cryptids." Variable["whirling.lena_white_check_cryptid_count"] == 5
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186 You "What did this cryptid look like?"
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187 Lena, the Cryptozoologist's wife "Yes, and she's quite mad too -- after she treated herself with the bacteria, she stopped ageing, but also became increasingly eccentric and irascible, so that even her oldest friends were forced to pull away..."
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189 Lena, the Cryptozoologist's wife "Alas, the first scientist who got his hands on the creature's corpse put it in a jar of formaldehyde, thinking that would detoxify the Gnome's venom."
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190 You "I intend to live forever too. As a symbol."
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191 Lena, the Cryptozoologist's wife "That would be the Giant of Koko Nur!" she says as if it's common knowledge.
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192 Lena, the Cryptozoologist's wife "*Cryobacter katlensis*," she answers immediately.
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193 Lena, the Cryptozoologist's wife "The Gnome of Geroma." She pauses for effect.
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194 Lena, the Cryptozoologist's wife "The bacterial colony Mijanou found had remained alive while frozen in ice for longer than anyone could reliably estimate -- certainly from before recorded history."
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195 You "Oh."
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196 Lena, the Cryptozoologist's wife "The Giant lives in the most arid parts of the vast Koko Nur desert, in South Samara, casting a strange light across the barren wastes."
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197 You "No, I'm pretty sure Kim isn't human in any sense of the word."
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198 Lena, the Cryptozoologist's wife "What do you mean?"
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199 You "He doesn't seem to have any character flaws. No human being is that perfect."
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200 You "You mean, there is an immortal geologist wandering the world?"
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201 You "He's so cool, completely out of this world."
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202 You "People like him who stand out... they just don't belong here."
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203 Lena, the Cryptozoologist's wife "Hmm..." She thinks. "Some argue that the kind green ape should also be thought of as human, especially because it has shown itself to be so *humane*. I don't dare form an opinion one way or the other without more information, though."
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204 None
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205 You "But, but... this is so much more *interesting* than my real job."
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206 Lena, the Cryptozoologist's wife "Well, the most dangerous cryptid is thought to have been the Gnome of Geroma."
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207 Lena, the Cryptozoologist's wife "Some argue that the kind green ape should also be thought of as human, especially because it has shown itself to be so *humane*. I don't dare form an opinion one way or the other without more information, though."
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208 Lena, the Cryptozoologist's wife "I thought we'd agreed on just one cryptid, sweetie."
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209 Lena, the Cryptozoologist's wife "The kind green ape, too, is in some ways superior to us -- such kindness as it has demonstrated is not common among humans."
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210 You "Just one or two more, Lena. Pretty please?"
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211 Lena, the Cryptozoologist's wife She grins. "Can't say no to that."
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212 Lena, the Cryptozoologist's wife "Granted, kindness may not be an evolutionary advantage..."
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213 None
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214 None Variable["whirling.lena_white_check_cryptid_count"] == 2 and Variable["whirling.lena_just_one"]
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215 None (Variable["whirling.lena_white_check_cryptid_count"] == 2 and Variable["whirling.lena_just_one"]) == false
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216 None
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217 Kim Kitsuragi The lieutenant pauses thoughtfully.
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218 Lena, the Cryptozoologist's wife "The most dangerous cryptid is thought to have been the Gnome of Geroma."
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219 You "What's so special about it?"
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220 You "And just how big is it?"
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221 You "Is it dangerous?"
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222 Lena, the Cryptozoologist's wife "No one knows for sure. It is like an *awful* mountain appearing from below the horizon and expanding to cover almost a third of your field of vision."
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223 None
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224 None IsKimHere()
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225 None (IsKimHere()) == false
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226 Kim Kitsuragi "Hooey," the lieutenant interjects. "No animal can be that large. It's a mirage."
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227 Lena, the Cryptozoologist's wife "The towering luminosity of Koko Nur is a bad omen in local folklore. Some say it's a fata morgana, others -- a fate unimaginable."
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228 Lena, the Cryptozoologist's wife "That's what makes it so peculiar -- a species surviving at the very limits of scientific law. The Giant of Koko Nur must be the largest animal the planet can support."
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230 Kim Kitsuragi He nods approvingly.
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231 None
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232 None IsKimHere() and Variable["whirling.lena_kim_wants_cryptids"] == false
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233 None (IsKimHere() and Variable["whirling.lena_kim_wants_cryptids"] == false) == false
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234 Kim Kitsuragi "Ah, fuck it. Let's have more cryptids."
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235 You "Right, okay, we can move on for now." (It'd be dishonourable to renege on the promise.)
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236 Lena, the Cryptozoologist's wife She smiles. "Well, the most dangerous cryptid is thought to have been the Gnome of Geroma."
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237 You "But, Kim... Don't *you* want to hear about another cryptid too?"
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238 None
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239 None Variable["whirling.lena_big_giant"]
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240 None (Variable["whirling.lena_big_giant"]) == false
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241 Lena, the Cryptozoologist's wife "Your work must get quite frustrating. Well, okay, just one or two more..." She grins.
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242 Kim Kitsuragi The lieutenant leans in. "Hey, you promised you'd only ask about *one* cryptid."
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243 None
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244 None Variable["whirling.lena_dangerous_giant"]
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245 None (Variable["whirling.lena_dangerous_giant"]) == false
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246 Kim Kitsuragi "If the body of the creature was found," the lieutenant can't help himself, "why aren't there detailed illustrations of it in science textbooks? Confirming the existence of this very lethal species?"
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247 Lena, the Cryptozoologist's wife "Instead, all the venom leaked out of the creature's teeth and into the surrounding liquid, dissolving the creature itself. A poetic end, perhaps, but a real loss for science..." she says, mostly to herself.
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248 None
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249 None
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250 You "Cryptid extravaganza? I like the sound of that."
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251 Kim Kitsuragi "And I *don't*. Just one."
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252 Volition Or he'll be *disappointed* in you.
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253 Suggestion Oh no, she's making excuses. You're not interesting enough to talk cryptids with.
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254 You "Wait... what do you mean 'strange light'?"
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255 Lena, the Cryptozoologist's wife "A mirage... or a psychogenous luminance." She does not elaborate the nature of this luminance further.
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256 You "*Cryobacter... katlensis*?"
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257 Lena, the Cryptozoologist's wife "Yes. A unicellular bacterium that was discovered in one of the northern-most points of Katla on the Boreal Plateau -- by renowned geologist Catelyn Mijanou some 70 years ago."
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258 Lena, the Cryptozoologist's wife "Yes. The bacteria had survived in the ice since times immemorial. It is not hard to see where she could have gotten the idea."
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259 You "Wait, she *injected* herself with it?"
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261 None IsKimHere()
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262 None (IsKimHere()) == false
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263 Kim Kitsuragi "It's actually *a little* hard to see." He looks at her sceptically. "But do go on."
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264 You "Immortal bacteria, immortal geologist? That's too wild."
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265 Lena, the Cryptozoologist's wife "...everything has a price, sweetie."
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266 You "The Gnome of Geroma? That sounds terrifying."
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267 Lena, the Cryptozoologist's wife "Oh yes. None of its victims survived. Grieving relatives never even found their bodies because the Gnome's venom *dissolved* organic tissue."
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268 You No. It was a perfectly good explanation, stop being so sceptical.
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269 Logic Sure. A perfectly good explanation. It dissolved in its *own* venom. Go on then, ask about more gnomes or whatever.
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270 You "War story?"
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271 Lena, the Cryptozoologist's wife "Yes. It was reported by soldiers in South Safre during the war. The kind green ape would visit bunkers during the night, healing wounded soldiers with its saliva."
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272 You "And there was something about an undiscovered sub-species of man?"
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273 You "Wow. With its saliva?"
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274 Lena, the Cryptozoologist's wife "Yes. It has amazing healing qualities. Some soldiers reported growing back limbs, regaining their sight..."
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275 Lena, the Cryptozoologist's wife "Indeed there is! It's our closest relative among the cryptids. Same taxonomic family, different genus."
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276 Volition Something in him breaks.
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277 Volition Something in him breaks.
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278 Lena, the Cryptozoologist's wife She grins. "Can't say no to that. Well... the smallest cryptid is the *Cryobacter katlensis*, a unicellular bacterium. It was discovered in one of the northern-most points of Katla on the Boreal Plateau -- by renowned geologist Catelyn Mijanou some 70 years ago."
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279 Lena, the Cryptozoologist's wife "Wild, yes. Impossible, no. Although..."
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280 Volition Something in him breaks.
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281 Volition Something in him breaks.
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282 You "Are there any photos of it?"
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283 Lena, the Cryptozoologist's wife "Alas, no. And the first scientist who got his hands on the creature's corpse put it in a jar of formaldehyde, thinking that would detoxify the Gnome's venom."
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284 Lena, the Cryptozoologist's wife "Hmm... I'm not sure I agree with that, sweetie. At any rate, some argue that the kind green ape should also be thought of as human, especially because it has shown itself to be so *humane*. I don't dare form an opinion one way or the other without more information, though."
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285 You "Are there any *invisible* cryptids?"
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286 Lena, the Cryptozoologist's wife "What an interesting question! And the answer is: yes, there are!"
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287 Lena, the Cryptozoologist's wife "I'm glad you did, dear." She seems genuinely glad.
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288 You "What's that?"
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289 Lena, the Cryptozoologist's wife "The *Col Do Ma Ma Daqua*, or 'thin whisper of sound'. And that's *precisely* what it seems to be -- self-replicating sound waves, invisible and intangible! It's very afraid of us, which makes it incredibly difficult to track."
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290 None
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291 Encyclopedia "Col Do Ma Ma Daqua" can also be translated as "a whisper light and low."
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292 Lena, the Cryptozoologist's wife She smiles gently. "What about what?"
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293 You "What evidence is there of this animal being a sound?"
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294 None
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295 None IsKimHere()
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296 None (IsKimHere()) == false
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297 Kim Kitsuragi "Of course. All fairy tales have someone or something invisible in them."
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298 None
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300 Kim Kitsuragi "Of course. A common thread in these -- disappearance and unfalsifiability..." He concedes: "I liked the story, though, ma'am."
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301 You "You're right Kim, it's childish, but I need to know."
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302 You Just nod eagerly.
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303 You "Shush, Kim, she's gonna tell me about the invisible cryptid. What is it?"
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304 Lena, the Cryptozoologist's wife "When playing back recordings they had made in the foothills of the Ea mountain range, they noticed... certain anomalies -- patterns that seemed random at first, but, on closer examination, were consistent with the waveforms of song birds..."
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305 None
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307 None IsKimHere()
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308 None (IsKimHere()) == false
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309 Lena, the Cryptozoologist's wife "It's the *Col Do Ma Ma Daqua*," the woman corrects her glasses. "Its name means 'thin whisper of sound'. And that's *precisely* what it is -- self-replicating sound waves, invisible and intangible! The Col Do Ma Ma is very afraid of us, which makes it incredibly difficult to track..."
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310 Kim Kitsuragi "Okay. I won't spoil your fun," the lieutenant concedes. "What is the invisible cryptid?"
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311 None
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312 None
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313 None Variable["whirling.lena_col_half"]
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314 None (Variable["whirling.lena_col_half"]) == false
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315 You "Mhm, song birds."
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316 Lena, the Cryptozoologist's wife "It could be," she says calmly. "As I said, it could be *everywhere*, and we wouldn't know any better. It could be ringing all the days of our lives -- *and* nights."
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317 You "What does it, um, sound like?" Variable["whirling.lena_cryptids_encyc_col"] == false
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318 Lena, the Cryptozoologist's wife "...they were performed so recklessly that when they happened upon the right frequency... well, they wiped out most of the population."
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319 You "Why is the Ma Ma Daqua so afraid of us?"
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320 Lena, the Cryptozoologist's wife "No, dear. But this is basic physics... Oh, sorry, there I go assuming..." She looks flustered for a moment, her eyes full of mute apology, then she recomposes herself. "At any rate, these tests..."
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321 You "I don't know... Do I look like a dweeb?" Variable["whirling.lena_cryptids_col_encyc_waves"] == false and Variable["whirling.lena_physint_binoclard"] == true
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322 Lena, the Cryptozoologist's wife "Like nothing. It's such a high-pitched sound that us humans can't hear it -- nor can other animals. It could be ringing right outside your window -- and you wouldn't even know it! It could be anywhere -- everywhere, even..."
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323 You "Name them?"
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324 Lena, the Cryptozoologist's wife "After that, the corpuscle appears to have migrated elsewhere. There have been recordings of anomalies similar to those spotted in Ea -- but they've been few and far between. It's impossible to confirm the presence of any stable Col Do Ma Ma Daqua population anywhere."
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325 You "A whisper light and low..." Variable["whirling.lena_cryptids_encyc_col"]
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326 You "What if it's predatory?"
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327 Lena, the Cryptozoologist's wife "Although the 'low' part is a little ironic -- the Col Do Ma Ma Daqua makes, or, rather, *is* such a high-pitched sound that other animals, including humans, can't *hear* it. It could be everywhere, all of the time -- and we wouldn't know."
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328 None
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329 None IsKimHere()
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330 None (IsKimHere()) == false
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331 Lena, the Cryptozoologist's wife "Well, dear -- they cancel each other out. And these tests were performed so recklessly that when they happened upon the right frequency... well, they wiped out most of the population."
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332 Kim Kitsuragi "Fine I'll bite." The lieutenant looks at her sceptically. "How can an animal be a sound?"
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333 You "I don't know."
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334 You "But how can an animal be a sound?"
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335 Lena, the Cryptozoologist's wife "Plenty. It's the evidence that led to its discovery. In the Twenties, a group of Areopagite ornithologists -- that is, scientists who study birds -- were trying out a new recording technology for capturing sounds outside the range of human hearing."
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336 Lena, the Cryptozoologist's wife "Many scientists have asked the same question -- some have claimed that it isn't *itself* a sound, but a tiny *corpuscle* that emits sound waves. But there's no evidence to support this theory."
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337 You "Extinction?"
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338 You "Could it be *here*?" (Look around.) "Right now?"
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339 You "Interesting. What about..." (Conclude.)
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340 Half Light I wouldn't be so sure. What if the damage is *also* invisible?
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341 Lena, the Cryptozoologist's wife "Exactly... And these tests were performed so recklessly that when they happened upon the right frequency... well, they wiped out most of the population."
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342 Lena, the Cryptozoologist's wife "It's not. Don't worry. If it were predatory we would have found it by the damage it inflicts."
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343 You "They cancel each other out."
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344 None
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345 Lena, the Cryptozoologist's wife "The scientists soon discovered they could track and even *predict* what appeared to be feeding, mating, and migration patterns based on sound waves in a *strictly delimited* range of ultrasonic frequencies -- even higher than those of the highest-pitched bat calls."
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346 Lena, the Cryptozoologist's wife "They realized that they had discovered a new species -- and called it the Col Do Ma Ma Daqua. After the Perikarnassian name for the voice of god, which is said to be *very* silent."
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347 Lena, the Cryptozoologist's wife "No, dear. They cancel each other out. And these tests were performed so recklessly that when they happened upon the right frequency... well, they wiped out most of the population."
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348 Lena, the Cryptozoologist's wife "That is a sad story." She frowns. "A group of university students assisting with the field work, in their enthusiasm for the project and, no doubt, because they were preoccupied with impressing their professors, nearly drove it to *extinction*."
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349 Physical Instrument You have *no clue* because you're not a DWEEB.
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350 Suggestion This lady really should be a teacher. She's really good at the explaining things thing.
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351 Encyclopedia Psst. They cancel each other out.
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352 Lena, the Cryptozoologist's wife She nods gravely. "They tried to communicate with it, and had no other means but sound. So they started sending out sound waves at frequencies they thought might match the Ma Ma Daqua's. And what happens when a sound wave meets another sound wave of the same frequency, dear?"
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353 Half Light Maybe it's predatory?
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354 Lena, the Cryptozoologist's wife "Sequester. Thyme. Josquin --" She nods. "Those are but some of the Ma Ma Daqua they followed individually."
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355 You "They amplify each other." Variable["whirling.lena_cryptids_col_encyc_waves"] == false
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356 None
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357 None Variable["whirling.lena_white_check_cryptid_count"] == 2 and Variable["whirling.lena_just_one"]
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358 None (Variable["whirling.lena_white_check_cryptid_count"] == 2 and Variable["whirling.lena_just_one"]) == false
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359 None
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360 None IsKimHere() and Variable["whirling.lena_kim_wants_cryptids"] == false
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361 None (IsKimHere() and Variable["whirling.lena_kim_wants_cryptids"] == false) == false
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362 Kim Kitsuragi He nods approvingly.
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363 Kim Kitsuragi The lieutenant pauses thoughtfully.
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365 Kim Kitsuragi "Ah, fuck it. Let's have more cryptids."
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366 You "Right, okay, we can move on for now." (It'd be dishonourable to renege on the promise.)
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367 You "But, Kim... Don't *you* want to hear about another cryptid too?"
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368 Volition Something in him breaks.
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369 Kim Kitsuragi The lieutenant leans in. "Hey, you promised you'd only ask about one cryptid."
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370 Lena, the Cryptozoologist's wife "Well, the answer is: yes, there is an invisible cryptid."
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371 None
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372 None
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373 You "This has been educational, sadly we need to discuss something else." (Conclude.) Variable["whirling.lena_white_check_cryptid_count"] < 5
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374 Lena, the Cryptozoologist's wife "Of course, dear."
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375 Lena, the Cryptozoologist's wife Her eyes light up behind her glasses. "Yes, that's another translation. They're both quite lovely, aren't they?"
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376 Lena, the Cryptozoologist's wife "They grew quite obsessed with these little birds -- even though they couldn't see them, they could distinguish among individual birds and," she smiles, "even began to *name* some of them."
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377 You "Wow."
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378 You "Go on."
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379 You "Is this bird a cryptid?" (Point to the tie she gave you.) CheckItem("neck_teratorn_tie")
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380 Lena, the Cryptozoologist's wife "No." Her eyes narrow mysteriously. "It's *the* cryptid."
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381 You "Wow. *The* cryptid?"
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382 You "Okay. What *is* this bird?"
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383 Lena, the Cryptozoologist's wife "The eight-eyed teratorn, the largest flying avian ever discovered -- with a wingspan of 11.5 metres. It was thought to have gone extinct 3,500 years ago, some even doubted the *fossils* were real. A mutation, they said. Until..."
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384 Lena, the Cryptozoologist's wife "Oh yes." The small silvery skull shines between your fingers, its beak sharp.
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385 You "Until?"
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386 Lena, the Cryptozoologist's wife "Until it was *sighted* by renowned Gottwaldian explorer and naturalist Uwe Plattenkalk in '21."
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387 You "What happened?"
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388 Lena, the Cryptozoologist's wife "Alone in the blasted desert heat the doctor wandered eastward, where man hasn't stepped foot in over a thousand years -- since the fall of Perikarnassis."
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389 None
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390 None Variable["TASK.report_to_lena"]
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391 None (Variable["TASK.report_to_lena"]) == false
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392 Morell, the Cryptozoologist "Mutation..." the man scoffs. "All of evolution is a mutation."
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393 Encyclopedia This *renown* seems a bit dubious -- your own catalogue comes up completely empty, but -- of course -- you are not all knowing.
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394 You "Okay -- and Uamrao is..."
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395 Lena, the Cryptozoologist's wife "The world's largest canyon system, sweetie. It's a barren waste east of the Erg desert -- an ancient riverbed, completely dried up."
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396 Lena, the Cryptozoologist's wife "He was lost, without any navigation equipment and desperately low on water. After a day or two he noticed a bird high in the noon sky. A great black bird, it seemed gargantuan."
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397 Lena, the Cryptozoologist's wife "Every now and then, the bird would dive down to feed on an animal carcass somewhere on the horizon. But by the time Uwe got there, the teratorn had taken off already -- and the carcass was picked clean. This happened many times."
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398 None
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399 Half Light Eat the bird, Uwe. It's the only way to survive.
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400 You "I understand. He started hunting it." Variable["whirling.lena_halflight_eat_bird"]
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401 You "He was following it?"
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402 You "It followed him?"
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403 Lena, the Cryptozoologist's wife "Yes. A bird that big has a lot of blood in it and he was dying of thirst. For many days Dr. Plattenkalk followed the teratorn. Until they reached a great canyon wall, where the bird finally landed to rest."
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404 You "I need to hear about this sighting."
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405 You "Okay. Not now, let's back up a notch."
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406 Lena, the Cryptozoologist's wife "Of course, sweetie. Do you want to hear about another cryptid? The teratorn is, by many accounts, the greatest though..."
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407 None
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408 Lena, the Cryptozoologist's wife "It happened on a botanical expedition into the vast and unexplored Uamrao canyon in southeast Iilmaraa. Dr. Plattenkalk got separated from his group during a sandstorm..."
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409 Lena, the Cryptozoologist's wife "Yes. Or, rather, *hunting*. A bird that big has a lot of blood in it and he was dying of thirst. For many days, Dr. Plattenkalk followed the teratorn, until they reached a great canyon wall, where the bird finally landed to rest."
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410 Lena, the Cryptozoologist's wife "The professor climbed up there, with a rock in his hand. He found the bird sleeping with its head tucked under its wing. A great black pile of feathers on the perch. So he approached, slowly squeezing the rock in his fist..."
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411 Reaction Speed Watch out!
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412 Lena, the Cryptozoologist's wife "Then the teratorn suddenly looked at him. He could see it had *eight eyes* -- four on either side of its skull, like a spider -- and the man couldn't move. He was paralysed, frozen into place with the rock in his hand. Whatever he did, he could not get closer to the bird."
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413 Lena, the Cryptozoologist's wife "The bird was controlling his mind. It *kept* him from approaching. He could step back, but every time he stepped forward -- paralysis. Uwe spent three days trying, until the bird flew away."
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414 None
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415 Lena, the Cryptozoologist's wife "More like *he* followed it. A bird that big has many litres of blood in it and he was dying of thirst. For many days, Dr. Plattenkalk followed the teratorn, until they reached a great canyon wall, where the bird finally landed to rest."
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417 Lena, the Cryptozoologist's wife "Yes way, sweetie," she smiles, used to derision. "Cryptozoologists have been tracing it ever since, but Uamrao is vast, mysterious, and holds many secrets."
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418 You "Hold on, how did he survive to tell the story?"
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419 You "An eight-eyed mind-controlling bird. Fuck yes."
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420 You "An eight-eyed mind-controlling bird? C'mon..."
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421 You "An eight-eyed mind-controlling bird? No way."
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422 Lena, the Cryptozoologist's wife "The eight-eyed teratorn was indifferent to him, as long as he didn't get closer than two steps. It even let him feed on some carcasses up there -- and the two unfertilized eggs it left behind."
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423 Lena, the Cryptozoologist's wife "Absolutely, sweetie," she smiles, glad you agree. "Cryptozoologists have been tracing it ever since, but Uamrao is vast, mysterious, and holds many secrets."
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424 Lena, the Cryptozoologist's wife "Yes way, sweetie," she smiles, used to derision. "Cryptozoologists have been tracing it ever since, but Uamrao is vast, mysterious, and holds many secrets."
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425 None
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426 None IsKimHere()
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427 None (IsKimHere()) == false
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428 Kim Kitsuragi "This one -- I liked," the lieutenant puts down his notes. "Not only does it have eight eyes, *and* is a living fossil, *and* the largest bird ever to live. It also does mind control."
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429 None
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430 None Variable["TASK.report_to_lena"]
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431 None (Variable["TASK.report_to_lena"]) == false
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432 Morell, the Cryptozoologist "Modern radar telemetry shows great promise -- we *will* confirm this one. By the end of the decade, latest."
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433 None
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434 Rhetoric He's sincere. He likes the audacity of it.
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435 You "So that was the last anyone saw of it?"
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436 You "Okay. So it's never been seen again."
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437 Lena, the Cryptozoologist's wife "Sadly, yes. But there are numerous reports of eight-eyed bird skulls from Iilmaraa. And then there's the striking resemblance to the Perikarnassian Imperial Eagle -- an ancient heraldic symbol -- that is hard to pass off as coincidence. The imperial eagle, too, had eight eyes."
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438 None
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439 None Variable["TASK.report_to_lena"]
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440 None (Variable["TASK.report_to_lena"]) == false
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441 Morell, the Cryptozoologist "Very, *very* hard."
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442 Lena, the Cryptozoologist's wife "This one's very famous, everyone knows it. People will be looking at that tie on you and thinking: that man is into cryptids." She winks. "So -- what else do you want to know?"
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443 Lena, the Cryptozoologist's wife "There are limits, you see, to how large a metabolism an ecosystem can beget. Some say a gravity anomaly below the Koko Nur desert might allow the creature to grow to these *gargantuan* sizes."
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444 Inland Empire Great. This is great shit. You need more.
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445 Conceptualization Gravity anomaly? Diggin' it. Diggin' this para-scientific stuff right here.
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446 Conceptualization Not *really*. It's just stylization. The way they drew eyes -- it's not a zoological drawing.
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447 You "The Gnome of Geroma? That doesn't sound too bad."
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448 Lena, the Cryptozoologist's wife "Oh -- it is. None of its victims survived. Grieving relatives never even found their bodies because the Gnome's venom *dissolved* organic tissue."
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449 None
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450 None Variable["whirling.lena_tell_water_lock"]
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451 None (Variable["whirling.lena_tell_water_lock"]) == false
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452 None
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453 None Variable["whirling.lena_tell_water_lock"]
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454 None (Variable["whirling.lena_tell_water_lock"]) == false
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455 Kim Kitsuragi The lieutenant throws you one of his *looks*. "*One* cryptid -- like you said. One. This can't turn into some kind of cryptid extravaganza. We have things to do."
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456 Encyclopedia Whooh... tough choice there.
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457 Suggestion She *transforms* when speaking about these strange animals -- into a confident woman.
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458 Lena, the Cryptozoologist's wife "Mhm. They grew quite obsessed with these little birds -- even though they couldn't see them, they could distinguish among individual birds and," she smiles, "even began to *name* some of them."
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459 Empathy Great regret washes over her. A wending cloth.
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460 You "Why?"
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