Conversation 461: KINEEMA / STATION CALL

Your first contact with the colleagues back in station 41. * Report your badge missing * Report your gun missing * Get laughed at * Beg your station for additional funds * Get a panic attack * Get an aweseome Firewalker persona * Get the "Find your badge" quest * Get the "Find your gun" quest. * Get the "Check the local pawnshops" quest.

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ID Character Dialogue Conditions Links
0 None
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1 None
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2 Jules Pidieu "Sergeant Torson here is wondering if you are still in possession of your genitalia. Over."
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3 None
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4 You "Yes, I lost my wiener too, just lay off, okay?"
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5 You "I left it at his momma's after I fucked her ass all night. Tell him that."
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6 You "I don't need to listen to this. Firewalker out!" (Turn off the radio.)
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7 Kim Kitsuragi "That did not go well. I guess the important thing is that you followed protocol and reported your lost items."
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8 Jules Pidieu
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9 Jules Pidieu IsKimHere()
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10 Jules Pidieu (IsKimHere()) == false
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11 Kim Kitsuragi "Did we need anything else here?" He looks around in the cabin.
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12 None
External:
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13 None
External:
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14 Coupris Kineema The silence is almost deafening after you flick off the switch, severing the connection.
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15 Jean Vicquemare "Thank god for that! That would have been a nightmare. I don't even want to imagine the poor prick who has to relay that kind of news to the captain."
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16 You "This might sound odd, but there's *personal details* I'd like to discuss."
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17 Jules Pidieu Oldboy lights another cigarette and says: "I guess I can hold off the report for a few days."
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18 You "Uh, can you repeat that?"
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19 None
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20 Jean Vicquemare "This shit does *not* leave this room! Not a word of this to the captain or anyone else. We'll give him a couple of days to pull his shit together!"
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21 Physical Instrument The fuck do you need a gun for? Look at the pythons on your arms. You *are* a gun. The biggest one in the world.
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22 None
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23 Alice She sighs. "Right... please hold."
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24 Alice "Just a moment, officer..."
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25 Jules Pidieu "I'm not going to..."
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26 Mack Torson "Ask him!"
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27 Jean Vicquemare "Mack, man the door," he gestures Torson to block the doorway, then turns to Minot. "You know what he told me? 'I don't want to get better -- I want to get worse.' Those were his words." He sighs heavily and turns to address the room...
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28 Judit Minot "I just know we can't give up on him when he's at his weakest. He wouldn't..." The crowd in the room has started fidgeting uncomfortably. Someone's trying to slip out unnoticed.
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29 Alice "Just a second, officer..." She puts you on hold, the static crackling softly like a bonfire. After a while you hear an old man greet you from the radio. His rattly voice is oddly familiar:
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30 Jules Pidieu "That's a negative. Not going to say that. Over."
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31 Jules Pidieu
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32 Jules Pidieu Variable["plaza.kineema_firewalker_out"] or Variable["plaza.kineema_i_am_firewalker"]
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33 Jules Pidieu (Variable["plaza.kineema_firewalker_out"] or Variable["plaza.kineema_i_am_firewalker"]) == false
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34 Mack Torson "What's he saying? Share with the class!"
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35 Jean Vicquemare "Yeah? How do you fucking plan to do that, huh?! Get him off the drink?! Go jogging with him in the morning and get him on carrot juice?! He's a lost man!"
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36 Jules Pidieu "He... He said he sodomized your mother."
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37 Judit Minot Minot looks down at her neatly polished black shoes. There is a quiet firmness to her voice, when she speaks: "We must help him."
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38 Mack Torson "The prick ate momma's vanilla waffles at the captain's birthday party! Some nerve he's got..."
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39 None
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40 Chester McLaine "Sure her vanilla waffles were the only thing he ate?"
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41 Mack Torson "Shut up, Chester, this isn't funny. This is my mom we're talking about!"
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42 You Say nothing.
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43 Mack Torson "Tell him to apologize right now!"
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44 Jules Pidieu "10-4, come in, officer! Over."
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45 Jules Pidieu "Sergeant Torson requests that you apologize for the claims you made about his mother. Over."
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46 Jules Pidieu "10-4, come in..." He hesitates. "...*Fire walker*. Over."
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47 None
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48 Mack Torson "Yeah, Mullen was fucked alright. Sounded fucking drunk to me."
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49 You "Okay, tell him I'm sorry -- It was just banter, I thought that's what cops do."
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50 None
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51 Jules Pidieu "He says he's sorry and he didn't mean nothing by it."
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52 Jean Vicquemare "He what...? He lost his badge?!"
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53 Mack Torson "Okay, tell him..."
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54 Jean Vicquemare Satellite-Officer Vicquemare bites down on his knuckles. "Enough!" he shouts across the room. The commotion dies down. All eyes turn to him. "None of this is funny! It's fucking sad, that's what it is. He's a cop. He's one of us, goddamn this..."
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55 Jean Vicquemare "Tell him to find his *goddamn* badge and gun, that's the *only* thing that matters here!"
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56 Jules Pidieu
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57 Jules Pidieu Variable["tc.relay_code"]
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58 Jules Pidieu (Variable["tc.relay_code"]) == false
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59 Jules Pidieu "10-2, 10-5. This is 41st, come in! Over."
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60 Jean Vicquemare "I'm his *goddamn* partner!"
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61 Chester McLaine "Yeah, Mack's right, that was some gnarly shit there..."
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62 Volition You *really* need to get your shit together, this is nearing a complete meltdown.
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63 Jules Pidieu
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64 Jules Pidieu Variable["TASK.ask_money_from_station_done"]
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65 Jules Pidieu (Variable["TASK.ask_money_from_station_done"]) == false
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66 You "Fire. Walker."
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67 Jean Vicquemare "Fire-*water*? He's lost it... Fuck it, tell him to find his goddamn badge and gun, that's the only thing that matters!"
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68 You "Hey, if you don't like the fallout, maybe *don't* fuck with the Firewalker!"
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69 Jean Vicquemare "Who?!" The disbelief in Vicquemare's voice is overwhelming.
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70 Jules Pidieu "10-2 (Receiving Well), 10-5 (Relay Message). This is 41st, come in! Over."
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71 Jean Vicquemare "Wrap it up, don't indulge in his drunken antics!"
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72 You "Listen, I've actually lost my gun, too." Variable["tc.gun_missing"] and Variable["TASK.report_badge_done"] and (Variable["plaza.kineema_hung_up_no_answer"] or Variable["plaza.kineema_station_call_told_them_about_missing_gun"] == false)
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73 Jules Pidieu "Mack, he says maybe you shouldn't have antagonised the Firewalker in the first place."
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74 Jules Pidieu "Satellite-Officer Vicque---"
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75 Jules Pidieu "What do you need, sir? Over."
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76 Mack Torson Mack 'The Torso' Torson is finger-fucking his fist, laughing hoarsely and apparently telling some dirty story to his partner, Chester McLaine, near the entrance.
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77 Jules Pidieu "I am afraid he might be referring to himself as *Firewater*, sir."
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78 None
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79 Esprit de Corps A scrawny old man sits in a dusty cubicle, smoking, with a large white rectangle sewn on his vest. In front of him is a box-shaped apparatus with an array of wires and antennas -- the radio switchboard.
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80 Jules Pidieu "He acknowledges your joke and asks you to lay off."
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81 Jean Vicquemare "Lay off? Lay off?! Tell him we'll lay off when he retrieves the goddamn police property that he has been entrusted with."
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82 Jules Pidieu "10-4, I know, I already wrote it in a report, but..." He hesitates. "It will stay on my desk for a few days. Over."
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83 Jean Vicquemare "Does he actually want something or is he hell-bent on disrupting our work?!"
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84 Jules Pidieu "Satellite-Officer..."
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85 None
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86 Jules Pidieu "10-9, repeat message! I didn't get that, sir. Over."
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87 You "No, I think I'm good. I think I'm good without my gun, thanks." Variable["plaza.kineema_station_call_told_them_about_missing_gun"]
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88 Jules Pidieu
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89 Jules Pidieu Variable["tc.relay_code"]
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90 Jules Pidieu (Variable["tc.relay_code"]) == false
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91 You "I heard him and I'm on it. "
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92 Inland Empire You probably don't *want* to continue on this road.
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93 Jules Pidieu "10-4, affirmative. Officer is in pursuit of his firearm." There's static.
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94 None
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95 None
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96 Jules Pidieu "I'm going to report that you are in pursuit of your service weapon. Over."
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97 You "10-4, Station 41. I've got a urgent business. Over."
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98 You "Hi, this is... *me* here, I work at your station."
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99 Jules Pidieu "10-... uh... excuse me, sir? Over."
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100 Jules Pidieu "The officer is describing his genitalia in exaggerated terms. Over."
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101 None
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102 You "It's got a magnetic accelerator an *arc* that accelerates the energized ball of periwinkle-blue hydrogen-based *blaasma* to near light speed..."
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103 Interfacing Click, your index finger goes as the thumb cocks the hammer, click, cock, click... and then nothing. Three-shot, probably. Needs reloading. Break it open.
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104 Encyclopedia You are describing a Villiers three-shot 9mm Pepperbox with a revolving barrel.
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105 Jules Pidieu
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106 Jules Pidieu Variable["plaza.kineema_ency_recognized_the_gun"]
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107 Jules Pidieu (Variable["plaza.kineema_ency_recognized_the_gun"]) == false
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108 Jules Pidieu "So, was there anything else?"
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109 You "You really think I'd lose my *Villiers 9mm*? Nine millimetres of red hot leaden pepper for you right here, boys!"
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110 You "Triangular barrel, three shot, hammer at the end -- what else do you want from me? To tell you all about my wooden handle? Lay off, boys."
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111 Jules Pidieu "He's describing his Pepperbox alright."
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112 Jules Pidieu "10-4 (Message Received), 10-5 (Relay Message). What's your status? Over."
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113 Jules Pidieu "10-4, what's your status? Over."
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114 None
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115 Jean Vicquemare "Well, I guess he'd better crack the case before sundown then!"
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116 None
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117 Jules Pidieu "10-4, well that's a..."
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118 Jean Vicquemare "He isn't getting a red cent, you can tell him that!"
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119 You (Speak into the radio.) "It's a single-shot Armistice Kiejl A9. Over."
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120 Jules Pidieu "Says it's a Kiejl 9mm... Armistice."
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121 None
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122 Jean Vicquemare "Armistice? What, is he a fucking...? Clearly he doesn't have his Villiers anymore."
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123 Judit Minot "What is going on here? Did something happen?" she asks, startled. Jean Vicquemare turns to her and says...
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124 None
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125 Jules Pidieu "Understood, sir. Over."
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126 You "In contact it *detonates* with the power of a dying star, erasing every living thing from existence. Oh, and did I mention it is dripping with sexy blue blaasma?"
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127 Jules Pidieu "Uh... I'm going to need to put you on speaker for a second. Over."
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128 You "Just reporting in. Over."
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129 You "My status? I, uh..."
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130 Jean Vicquemare "Sounds like he's being deliberately vague."
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131 Chester McLaine "Detective Mullen has done it again! 'Uh... where's my gun?'" the speaker crudely mimics your voice.
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132 None
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133 Jules Pidieu
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134 Jules Pidieu Variable["tc.relay_code"]
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135 Jules Pidieu (Variable["tc.relay_code"]) == false
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136 Mack Torson