Conversation 436: WHIRLING F1 ORB / dialogue karaoke inspiration

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ID Character Dialogue Conditions Links
0 None
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1 None
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2 You [Discard thought.]
3 Inland Empire You should totally sing karaoke here, the first chance you get. Your emotions need to be expressed. People need to know of your vast, oceanic soul.
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4 Inland Empire No-no, don't sing the happy song, it's stupid. Sing the sad song, it's profound.
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5 You My soul is immense.
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6 Inland Empire Utterly. And it needs to be heard.
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7 Half Light Whether they like it or not. Ram it up their ears, says your adrenaline gland. Violently express yourself.
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8 Inland Empire Through a PA system.
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9 Inland Empire By other people.
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10 Inland Empire You should sing that sad song you were listening to last night. Thought it was obvious...
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11 Inland Empire Who is mistakenly identified as a cop for his prominent jaw line? Yes, sounds likely. You should probably go on stage and pose for a moment when you're done with this thought. See if it works.
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12 You My soul is puny.
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13 You My soul is modest. It's normal sized.
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14 You My soul's cubic content is obscured by the hangover.
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15 Inland Empire Of course. Like a small animal that only comes out at night. All it needs -- is to be heard.
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16 Inland Empire Exactly. It's measured, level-headed, and it needs to be heard.
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17 Inland Empire Of course. At this point, precise measurements of your soul can only be performed from the outside. It needs to be heard.
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18 None
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19 You This goes well with a theory I'm developing: that I'm a down-on-my-luck superstar person. Variable["reputation.superstar_cop"] >=1
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20 You I was thinking maybe I could sing something happy. Like, from those Ostentatious Orchestrations folks... Variable["whirling.klaasjeone_ostentatious_orchestration"]
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21 You What should I sing, when it comes to it?
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22 You [Finish thought.]
23 None
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24 None Variable["tc.you_are_cop"]
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25 None (Variable["tc.you_are_cop"]) == false
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26 Inland Empire There has been precisely no evidence to the contrary. So yes, Yes, it's likely. You should probably go on stage and pose for a moment when you're done with this thought. See if it works.
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27 None
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28 Inland Empire You should sing the sad small church song from that tape you found. Thought it was obvious...
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29 You Of course! They'll really get a gauge on my soul with that one.
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30 None
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31 Inland Empire You have not yet stumbled on the right *lamentation*. But it's out there. It'll come to you. You'll wreak havoc with it, don't worry.
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32 Inland Empire You should sing the sad, slow song you were listening to last night. Thought it was obvious...
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33 None
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34 You I was thinking maybe I could sing something happy. Get the crowd going. Variable["whirling.klaasjeone_ostentatious_orchestration"] == false
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35 You I was thinking maybe I could sing something happy. Get the people going.
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36 You Lamentation sounds good. They'll really get a gauge on my soul with that.
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37 Inland Empire No-no, don't sing the happy song, it's stupid. Sing the sad song, it's profound.
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38 Inland Empire Serves them right! Wipe that smirk off their face with your sad, tragic song. Who's laughing now? No one.
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39 Inland Empire You have to find out how the song goes first, though... maybe a tape of something appropriate would help.
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40 Inland Empire You have to find something tragic to sing first, though.
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41 None
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42 None Variable["tc.sad_song_smallest_church"]
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43 None (Variable["tc.sad_song_smallest_church"]) == false
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44 Inland Empire Serves them right! Wipe that smirk off their face with your sad, tragic song. Who's laughing now? No one.
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45 Inland Empire Serves them right! Wipe that smirk off their face with your sad, tragic small church song. Who's laughing now? No one.
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46 None
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47 None CheckItem("music_whirling_smallest_church")
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48 None (CheckItem("music_whirling_smallest_church")) == false
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49 None
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50 None Variable["whirling.klaasje_quiet_sad_lyrics"] == true
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51 None (Variable["whirling.klaasje_quiet_sad_lyrics"] == true) == false
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52 None
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53 None Variable["whirling.klaasje_doesnt_matter_lyrics"]
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54 None (Variable["whirling.klaasje_doesnt_matter_lyrics"]) == false
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55 None
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56 None CheckItem("music_smallest_church_tape")
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57 None (CheckItem("music_smallest_church_tape")) == false
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58 Inland Empire You should sing the sad, small church song, duh. Thought it was obvious...
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59 None
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60 None
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61 None CheckItem("music_smallest_church_tape")
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62 None (CheckItem("music_smallest_church_tape")) == false
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63 None
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