Idiot Doom Spiral Guy welcomes the return of Tequila Sunset! Tells the story of how you drove the car into the sea and drank with these drunks, and other tales of everything (in exchange of alcohol): cocaine skull, headless falnrider etc.
This is a listing of every "entry" in a given game conversation as scraped from the game files. Entries often contain written dialogue, as well as conditional logic governing their appearance to the player. They also link to other entries, sometimes automatically and sometimes through player action. This page is best used to search for a specific word or phrase, as following the links in this format can be difficult. For an experience that better accommodates the branching structure of these conversations, see the corresponding interactive page.
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| 2 | Idiot Doom Spiral | "Hey, Tequila!" A thirty-something man clad in a two-piece Lickra(TM) tracksuit puts down his pilsner and extends his hand in greeting. |
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| 3 | None |
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| 4 | You | "What do you guys do around here?" |
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| 5 | You | "Be seein' you." [Leave.] |
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| 6 | Idiot Doom Spiral | "You too, Tequila Sunset!" |
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| 7 | Idiot Doom Spiral | "We are saving the world!" He looks at his comrades. |
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| 8 | None |
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| 9 | Idiot Doom Spiral |
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| 10 | Idiot Doom Spiral | Variable["village.abigail_drunk_alt_greet"] |
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| 11 | Idiot Doom Spiral | (Variable["village.abigail_drunk_alt_greet"]) == false |
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| 12 | You | "Could you and your pals sign this document?" (Show Evrart's letter.) | (CheckItem("white_envelope_lilienne_signed") or CheckItem("white_envelope")) and IsTaskActive("TASK.find_two_random_people_to_sign_the_papers")--[[ Variable[ ]] |
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| 13 | Idiot Doom Spiral | "What's it about?" He waves his hand apathetically. "Ah, I'll let my hand address the situation." |
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| 14 | Idiot Doom Spiral | "Thanks, Rosie." He grabs the pen and paper from your hands and, very carefully, scribbles on the dotted line: 'Idiot Doom Spiral'. |
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| 15 | Idiot Doom Spiral | "Hey Abs!" He shouts to the non-responsive drunk still dribbling drool from the side of his mouth. |
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| 16 | Idiot Doom Spiral | "Hey Abs!" He shouts to the mumbling drunkard next to him. "HEY ABS!" |
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| 17 | You | "I need at least two signatures on the document." |
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| 18 | Don't Call Abigail | The man looks around confused. "Don't... ya... ya call Abigail." |
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| 19 | Idiot Doom Spiral | "I need you to sign this document right here." He waves the paper and pen in front of the man's face. "It's important." |
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| 20 | Don't Call Abigail | "Don't call her..." His trembling hand catches the paperwork. He lays it out on his knee and starts writing, slowly. The handwriting is almost illegible due to his shaky hands. |
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| 21 | Idiot Doom Spiral | "*Domwtclall Abheqoeel*?" His friend grabs the document and admires it. "Great job, Abbs. Nailed it." He hands it back to you. |
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| 22 | Idiot Doom Spiral | "HEY ABS! ABS!" He grabs his passed-out friend by the shoulder and shakes him a bit. |
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| 23 | Idiot Doom Spiral | "Hey! Goddamn *Abigail* is here, wake up! WAKE UP!" His efforts get no response. |
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| 24 | You | "Maybe someone else can help?" (Point to the third guy.) |
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| 25 | You | "I don't think he can help, he's completely out of it." |
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| 26 | Idiot Doom Spiral | "I'll be damned... uh, well, uh... that's what we have Rosemary for!" He points to the third drunkard. "You can help, right?" |
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| 27 | Rosemary | The jolly man looks at you, then his friend in the tracksuit. "Sure I can fuckin' help. You need a signature -- I *got* you a signature." |
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| 28 | Rosemary | Before you can reply he's already furiously scribbling something on the paper. When he hands the document back to you, the signature -- in upper case letters -- reads: "DON'T CALL ABIGAIL." |
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| 29 | You | "You've done a great service to the village, to the RCM, and to Revachol. |
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| 30 | You | "Uh, I guess that's it." |
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| 31 | You | "Thanks." |
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| 32 | None |
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| 33 | Idiot Doom Spiral | "Hey, guys -- we're heroes!" He waves his hand erratically to the other guys. |
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| 34 | Idiot Doom Spiral | "Glad to have been of assistance!" He gives you a thumbs up. "After all this time, I feel like I've made a difference..." |
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| 35 | Idiot Doom Spiral | "No problem!" He looks around for a bottle. "Now where'd I put that..." |
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| 36 | Rosemary | "'Bout fuckin' time, man. I've done my duty." He brings his hand up to his head for a salute. |
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| 37 | Don't Call Abigail | The incapacitated drunk lays there snoring like an ancient rusting tractor. |
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| 38 | Idiot Doom Spiral |
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| 39 | Idiot Doom Spiral | Variable["village.abigail_drunk_alt_greet"] |
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| 40 | Idiot Doom Spiral | (Variable["village.abigail_drunk_alt_greet"]) == false |
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| 41 | Don't Call Abigail | "Don't call Abigail!" He snorts and takes a swig from his bottle. The bottle is empty. |
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| 42 | None |
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| 43 | Rosemary | "Feels like a... like a thousand fuckin' reál, man. Doing *good*." |
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| 44 | Rosemary | "Fuckin' 'ard work done for the day, man." |
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| 45 | You | "Have you seen a woman named Ruby around here lately?" | Variable["TASK.ask_about_ruby_in_village"] == true and Variable["TASK.locate_ruby_on_the_coast_done"] == false |
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| 46 | Idiot Doom Spiral | "Can't really remember seeing any women after losing my keys." |
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| 47 | You | "I don't want to give you any alcohol. I'm not an enabler." (Don't do it now.) |
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| 48 | Idiot Doom Spiral | "In that case, I'm not a storyteller." He crosses his legs and turns his gaze towards the ground. |
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| 49 | You | "You want booze, don't you?" | Variable["village.idiot_blackc_electrochem_knows"] |
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| 50 | You | "What do you need?" |
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| 51 | Idiot Doom Spiral | "I don't *want* it, man." His eyes light up. "I *need* it. Can't tell stories without it -- dry stories are boring, you see." |
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| 52 | Idiot Doom Spiral | "Booze. Did you already forget our party?" He taps his finger to his temple. "The thing I relayed to you earlier?" |
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| 53 | Idiot Doom Spiral | "Let me see..." He takes the bottle and inspects it closely. "Ah, very high concept, thanks." |
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| 54 | None |
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| 55 | You | "Here, I've got a Potent Pilsner." (Give it.) | CheckItem("drug_alcohol_potent_pilsner") |
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| 56 | You | "I've got this weird bottle of pale-aged vodka." (Give it.) | CheckItem("drug_alcohol_pale_aged_vodka") |
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| 57 | You | "I've got some sweet *Commodore Red*." (Give it.) | CheckItem("drug_alcohol_commodore_red") |
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| 58 | Idiot Doom Spiral | "Not much, but it will do..." He grabs the bottle from your hand and uncorks it immediately. |
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| 59 | Idiot Doom Spiral | "Classy." He snatches the bottle and pushes the cork in through the bottleneck. |
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| 60 | Idiot Doom Spiral | "The tale I'm about to tell you is an urban legend particular to Martinaise." He lifts the bottle to his lips and takes a long, luxuriant sip. "That said, I first heard it from a former bicycle courier in Couron..." |
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| 61 | Idiot Doom Spiral | "Not that I can think of, currently." |
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| 62 | You | "I guess that makes sense. You have been drinking *a lot*." |
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| 63 | Idiot Doom Spiral | "That might be the case, yes." |
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| 64 | None |
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| 65 | You | "I brought you some booze. Will you tell me about your name now?" | Variable["village.get_alcohol_for_idiot_doom_spiral"] == true and Variable["XP.get_alcohol_for_idiot_doom_spiral"] == false and CheckItemGroup("alcohol") and Variable["village.idiot_declined_to_give_alcohol"] == false |
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| 66 | You | "I got you some more booze, can you tell me the next story now?" | Variable["village.get_more_alcohol_for_idiot_doom_spiral"] == true and Variable["XP.get_more_alcohol_for_idiot_doom_spiral"] == false and CheckItemGroup("alcohol") and Variable["village.idiot_declined_to_give_alcohol"] == false |
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| 67 | You | "Found another batch of alcohol, can you tell me the third story now?" | Variable["village.get_most_alcohol_for_idiot_doom_spiral"] == true and Variable["XP.get_most_alcohol_for_idiot_doom_spiral"] == false and CheckItemGroup("alcohol") and Variable["village.idiot_declined_to_give_alcohol"] == false |
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| 68 | Idiot Doom Spiral | "What's in a name..." He looks up to the sky as if pondering the question, then turns back to you. |
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| 69 | Idiot Doom Spiral | He breathes in deeply, preparing his recitation... |
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| 70 | You | "I have a feeling that this is going to cost me a lot." | Variable["village.idiot_blackc_inland_scam"] |
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| 71 | Idiot Doom Spiral | "No, the reality of the situation requires a rather modest contribution -- a little *motivational package*." |
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| 72 | You | "I don't have any on me right now." | CheckItemGroup("alcohol") == false |
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| 73 | Idiot Doom Spiral | "Then I will see you again once you've procured some. *Par example*," he lifts his hands and spreads them wide, "my good friend Rosemary here sells all kinds of stuff." |
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| 74 | None |
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| 75 | Idiot Doom Spiral |
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| 76 | Idiot Doom Spiral | Variable["village.idiot_greeting_done"] |
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| 77 | Idiot Doom Spiral | (Variable["village.idiot_greeting_done"]) == false |
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| 78 | Idiot Doom Spiral |
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| 79 | Idiot Doom Spiral | Variable["village.idiot_mid_greet_exit"] |
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| 80 | Idiot Doom Spiral | (Variable["village.idiot_mid_greet_exit"]) == false |
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| 81 | Idiot Doom Spiral | "Hey, Tequila! Welcome to reality. How's it treating you?" A thirty-something Lickra(TM)-clad man takes a sip from his beer. |
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| 82 | None |
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| 83 | You | "Are there any more stories you can tell?" | Variable["village.idiot_gave_third_alcohol"] == true and Variable["village.idiot_declined_to_give_alcohol"] == false |
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| 84 | Idiot Doom Spiral | "Cotton mouth is keeping my tongue imprisoned." He shrugs his shoulders dramatically. |
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| 85 | Idiot Doom Spiral | "So, have you got anything for good old Idiot Doom Spiral? A bottle for a story. Seems fair to me." |
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| 86 | Idiot Doom Spiral |
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| 87 | Idiot Doom Spiral | Variable["village.idiot_gave_second_alcohol"] |
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| 88 | Idiot Doom Spiral | (Variable["village.idiot_gave_second_alcohol"]) == false |
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| 89 | Idiot Doom Spiral | "If you find any, I'd be extremely grateful." |
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| 90 | Idiot Doom Spiral |
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| 91 | Idiot Doom Spiral | Variable["village.idiot_gave_one_alcohol"] |
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| 92 | Idiot Doom Spiral | (Variable["village.idiot_gave_one_alcohol"]) == false |
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| 93 | None |
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| 94 | Idiot Doom Spiral |
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| 95 | Idiot Doom Spiral | Variable["village.idiot_gave_one_alcohol"] |
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| 96 | Idiot Doom Spiral | (Variable["village.idiot_gave_one_alcohol"]) == false |
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| 97 | Idiot Doom Spiral |
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| 98 | Idiot Doom Spiral | Variable["village.idiot_gave_second_alcohol"] |
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| 99 | Idiot Doom Spiral | (Variable["village.idiot_gave_second_alcohol"]) == false |
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| 100 | None |
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| 101 | You | "Hey, sorry for being a buzzkill earlier. I'll supply the booze if you'll supply the stories." | Variable["village.idiot_declined_to_give_alcohol"] == true |
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| 102 | Idiot Doom Spiral | "Wonderful!" He claps his hands together. |
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| 103 | None |
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| 104 | None |
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| 105 | None |
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| 106 | Idiot Doom Spiral | "Maybe you've heard? I used to be a very successful businessman. I've signed more than a few lease forms or whatever the fuck they were." He looks around. "Anyone got a pen? The pro's gonna do it." |
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| 107 | You | "Yes, I have this green ape one." (Lend him your pen.) | CheckItem("kind_green_ape_pen") |
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| 108 | You | "No, unfortunately." |
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| 109 | Idiot Doom Spiral | "Alright!" He grabs the pen and paper from your hands and, very carefully, scribbles on the dotted line, next to 'Lilienne Carter': 'Idiot Doom Spiral'. |
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| 110 | You | "Uh, can I have the pen back too?" | Variable["village.idiot_gave_pen_away_too"] == true or Variable["village.idiot_gave_blue_oblong_away"] == true and Variable["village.idiot_pen_return_refused"] == false |
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| 111 | Idiot Doom Spiral | "Don't know if I've mentioned it, but I used to be a businessman and *as* a businessman I am going to keep the pen for my trouble." He nods confidently. |
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| 112 | Idiot Doom Spiral |
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| 113 | Idiot Doom Spiral | Variable["village.abigail_drunk_alt_greet"] |
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| 114 | Idiot Doom Spiral | (Variable["village.abigail_drunk_alt_greet"]) == false |
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| 115 | Rosemary | "Fuckin' cops, man, always hasslin' the poor folk." He shakes his head. "You know what? I'm keepin' the pen and that's the end of it." |
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| 116 | Idiot Doom Spiral |
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| 117 | Idiot Doom Spiral | Variable["TASK.report_to_the_tribunal_done"] |
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| 118 | Idiot Doom Spiral | (Variable["TASK.report_to_the_tribunal_done"]) == false |
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| 119 | Idiot Doom Spiral | "Man, you're like, bleeding now. Reality's really messed you up." |
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| 120 | You | "What is a... Tequila Sunset? You keep saying it." | Variable["tc.tequila_sunset"] == false and Variable["coast.idiot_teq_story_end_reach"] == false and Variable["coast.idiot_reality_responsibility"] == false and Variable["village.idiot_left_before_tequila_story"] == false |
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| 121 | Idiot Doom Spiral | "It's you. You're Tequila Sunset." |
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| 122 | You | "Tequila Sunset? That's my *nom de guerre*!" | Variable["tc.tequila_sunset"] == true and Variable["coast.idiot_teq_story_end_reach"] == false and Variable["coast.idiot_reality_responsibility"] == false and Variable["village.idiot_left_before_tequila_story"] == false |
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| 123 | You | Don't shake his hand. |
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| 124 | Idiot Doom Spiral | "So what's happening?" He picks up his beer. |
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| 125 | You | Shake his hand. |
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| 126 | None |
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| 127 | You | "Wait, Tequila?" | Variable["village.idiot_greeting_about_reality"] == false |
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| 128 | You | "Reality? It makes me |