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ID	Character	Dialogue	Conditions	Links
0	None			1
1	None			75
2	Idiot Doom Spiral	"Hey, Tequila!" A thirty-something man clad in a two-piece Lickra(TM) tracksuit puts down his pilsner and extends his hand in greeting.		143
3	None			1339 1118 1116 1108 45 4 12 515 793 964 800 1011 1010 122 120 394 367 368 369 268 101 362 364 83 65 66 67 5
4	You	"What do you guys do around here?"		7
5	You	"Be seein' you." [Leave.]		1038
6	Idiot Doom Spiral	"You too, Tequila Sunset!"		917
7	Idiot Doom Spiral	"We are saving the world!" He looks at his comrades.		1026
8	None			3
9	Idiot Doom Spiral			10 11
10	Idiot Doom Spiral		Variable["village.abigail_drunk_alt_greet"]	15
11	Idiot Doom Spiral		(Variable["village.abigail_drunk_alt_greet"]) == false	16
12	You	"Could you and your pals sign this document?" (Show Evrart's letter.)	(CheckItem("white_envelope_lilienne_signed") or CheckItem("white_envelope")) and IsTaskActive("TASK.find_two_random_people_to_sign_the_papers")--[[ Variable[ ]]	13
13	Idiot Doom Spiral	"What's it about?" He waves his hand apathetically. "Ah, I'll let my hand address the situation."		106
14	Idiot Doom Spiral	"Thanks, Rosie." He grabs the pen and paper from your hands and, very carefully, scribbles on the dotted line: 'Idiot Doom Spiral'.		17
15	Idiot Doom Spiral	"Hey Abs!" He shouts to the non-responsive drunk still dribbling drool from the side of his mouth.		22
16	Idiot Doom Spiral	"Hey Abs!" He shouts to the mumbling drunkard next to him. "HEY ABS!"		18
17	You	"I need at least two signatures on the document."		9
18	Don't Call Abigail	The man looks around confused. "Don't... ya... ya call Abigail."		19
19	Idiot Doom Spiral	"I need you to sign this document right here." He waves the paper and pen in front of the man's face. "It's important."		20
20	Don't Call Abigail	"Don't call her..." His trembling hand catches the paperwork. He lays it out on his knee and starts writing, slowly. The handwriting is almost illegible due to his shaky hands.		21
21	Idiot Doom Spiral	"Domwtclall Abheqoeel?" His friend grabs the document and admires it. "Great job, Abbs. Nailed it." He hands it back to you.		32
22	Idiot Doom Spiral	"HEY ABS! ABS!" He grabs his passed-out friend by the shoulder and shakes him a bit.		949
23	Idiot Doom Spiral	"Hey! Goddamn Abigail is here, wake up! WAKE UP!" His efforts get no response.		25 24
24	You	"Maybe someone else can help?" (Point to the third guy.)		27
25	You	"I don't think he can help, he's completely out of it."		26
26	Idiot Doom Spiral	"I'll be damned... uh, well, uh... that's what we have Rosemary for!" He points to the third drunkard. "You can help, right?"		27
27	Rosemary	The jolly man looks at you, then his friend in the tracksuit. "Sure I can fuckin' help. You need a signature -- I got you a signature."		28
28	Rosemary	Before you can reply he's already furiously scribbling something on the paper. When he hands the document back to you, the signature -- in upper case letters -- reads: "DON'T CALL ABIGAIL."		950
29	You	"You've done a great service to the village, to the RCM, and to Revachol.		33
30	You	"Uh, I guess that's it."		34
31	You	"Thanks."		35
32	None			110 29 30 31
33	Idiot Doom Spiral	"Hey, guys -- we're heroes!" He waves his hand erratically to the other guys.		36
34	Idiot Doom Spiral	"Glad to have been of assistance!" He gives you a thumbs up. "After all this time, I feel like I've made a difference..."		43
35	Idiot Doom Spiral	"No problem!" He looks around for a bottle. "Now where'd I put that..."		44
36	Rosemary	"'Bout fuckin' time, man. I've done my duty." He brings his hand up to his head for a salute.		38
37	Don't Call Abigail	The incapacitated drunk lays there snoring like an ancient rusting tractor.		941
38	Idiot Doom Spiral			39 40
39	Idiot Doom Spiral		Variable["village.abigail_drunk_alt_greet"]	37
40	Idiot Doom Spiral		(Variable["village.abigail_drunk_alt_greet"]) == false	41
41	Don't Call Abigail	"Don't call Abigail!" He snorts and takes a swig from his bottle. The bottle is empty.		941
42	None			3
43	Rosemary	"Feels like a... like a thousand fuckin' reál, man. Doing good."		38
44	Rosemary	"Fuckin' 'ard work done for the day, man."		38
45	You	"Have you seen a woman named Ruby around here lately?"	Variable["TASK.ask_about_ruby_in_village"] == true and Variable["TASK.locate_ruby_on_the_coast_done"] == false	46
46	Idiot Doom Spiral	"Can't really remember seeing any women after losing my keys."		1096
47	You	"I don't want to give you any alcohol. I'm not an enabler." (Don't do it now.)		48
48	Idiot Doom Spiral	"In that case, I'm not a storyteller." He crosses his legs and turns his gaze towards the ground.		8
49	You	"You want booze, don't you?"	Variable["village.idiot_blackc_electrochem_knows"]	51
50	You	"What do you need?"		52
51	Idiot Doom Spiral	"I don't want it, man." His eyes light up. "I need it. Can't tell stories without it -- dry stories are boring, you see."		85
52	Idiot Doom Spiral	"Booze. Did you already forget our party?" He taps his finger to his temple. "The thing I relayed to you earlier?"		85
53	Idiot Doom Spiral	"Let me see..." He takes the bottle and inspects it closely. "Ah, very high concept, thanks."		97
54	None			55 56 57 366 898 72 965 47
55	You	"Here, I've got a Potent Pilsner." (Give it.)	CheckItem("drug_alcohol_potent_pilsner")	58
56	You	"I've got this weird bottle of pale-aged vodka." (Give it.)	CheckItem("drug_alcohol_pale_aged_vodka")	53
57	You	"I've got some sweet Commodore Red." (Give it.)	CheckItem("drug_alcohol_commodore_red")	59
58	Idiot Doom Spiral	"Not much, but it will do..." He grabs the bottle from your hand and uncorks it immediately.		97
59	Idiot Doom Spiral	"Classy." He snatches the bottle and pushes the cork in through the bottleneck.		97
60	Idiot Doom Spiral	"The tale I'm about to tell you is an urban legend particular to Martinaise." He lifts the bottle to his lips and takes a long, luxuriant sip. "That said, I first heard it from a former bicycle courier in Couron..."		326
61	Idiot Doom Spiral	"Not that I can think of, currently."		62
62	You	"I guess that makes sense. You have been drinking a lot."		63
63	Idiot Doom Spiral	"That might be the case, yes."		64
64	None			3
65	You	"I brought you some booze. Will you tell me about your name now?"	Variable["village.get_alcohol_for_idiot_doom_spiral"] == true and Variable["XP.get_alcohol_for_idiot_doom_spiral"] == false and CheckItemGroup("alcohol") and Variable["village.idiot_declined_to_give_alcohol"] == false	370
66	You	"I got you some more booze, can you tell me the next story now?"	Variable["village.get_more_alcohol_for_idiot_doom_spiral"] == true and Variable["XP.get_more_alcohol_for_idiot_doom_spiral"] == false and CheckItemGroup("alcohol") and Variable["village.idiot_declined_to_give_alcohol"] == false	370
67	You	"Found another batch of alcohol, can you tell me the third story now?"	Variable["village.get_most_alcohol_for_idiot_doom_spiral"] == true and Variable["XP.get_most_alcohol_for_idiot_doom_spiral"] == false and CheckItemGroup("alcohol") and Variable["village.idiot_declined_to_give_alcohol"] == false	370
68	Idiot Doom Spiral	"What's in a name..." He looks up to the sky as if pondering the question, then turns back to you.		105
69	Idiot Doom Spiral	He breathes in deeply, preparing his recitation...		104
70	You	"I have a feeling that this is going to cost me a lot."	Variable["village.idiot_blackc_inland_scam"]	71
71	Idiot Doom Spiral	"No, the reality of the situation requires a rather modest contribution -- a little motivational package."		319
72	You	"I don't have any on me right now."	CheckItemGroup("alcohol") == false	86
73	Idiot Doom Spiral	"Then I will see you again once you've procured some. Par example," he lifts his hands and spreads them wide, "my good friend Rosemary here sells all kinds of stuff."		1037
74	None			3
75	Idiot Doom Spiral			76 77
76	Idiot Doom Spiral		Variable["village.idiot_greeting_done"]	116
77	Idiot Doom Spiral		(Variable["village.idiot_greeting_done"]) == false	78
78	Idiot Doom Spiral			79 80
79	Idiot Doom Spiral		Variable["village.idiot_mid_greet_exit"]	81
80	Idiot Doom Spiral		(Variable["village.idiot_mid_greet_exit"]) == false	2
81	Idiot Doom Spiral	"Hey, Tequila! Welcome to reality. How's it treating you?" A thirty-something Lickra(TM)-clad man takes a sip from his beer.		126
82	None			3
83	You	"Are there any more stories you can tell?"	Variable["village.idiot_gave_third_alcohol"] == true and Variable["village.idiot_declined_to_give_alcohol"] == false	61
84	Idiot Doom Spiral	"Cotton mouth is keeping my tongue imprisoned." He shrugs his shoulders dramatically.		74
85	Idiot Doom Spiral	"So, have you got anything for good old Idiot Doom Spiral? A bottle for a story. Seems fair to me."		54
86	Idiot Doom Spiral			87 88
87	Idiot Doom Spiral		Variable["village.idiot_gave_second_alcohol"]	89
88	Idiot Doom Spiral		(Variable["village.idiot_gave_second_alcohol"]) == false	90
89	Idiot Doom Spiral	"If you find any, I'd be extremely grateful."		74
90	Idiot Doom Spiral			91 92
91	Idiot Doom Spiral		Variable["village.idiot_gave_one_alcohol"]	84
92	Idiot Doom Spiral		(Variable["village.idiot_gave_one_alcohol"]) == false	73
93	None			54
94	Idiot Doom Spiral			95 96
95	Idiot Doom Spiral		Variable["village.idiot_gave_one_alcohol"]	60
96	Idiot Doom Spiral		(Variable["village.idiot_gave_one_alcohol"]) == false	273
97	Idiot Doom Spiral			98 99
98	Idiot Doom Spiral		Variable["village.idiot_gave_second_alcohol"]	651
99	Idiot Doom Spiral		(Variable["village.idiot_gave_second_alcohol"]) == false	94
100	None			54
101	You	"Hey, sorry for being a buzzkill earlier. I'll supply the booze if you'll supply the stories."	Variable["village.idiot_declined_to_give_alcohol"] == true	102
102	Idiot Doom Spiral	"Wonderful!" He claps his hands together.		103
103	None			54
104	None			60
105	None			273
106	Idiot Doom Spiral	"Maybe you've heard? I used to be a very successful businessman. I've signed more than a few lease forms or whatever the fuck they were." He looks around. "Anyone got a pen? The pro's gonna do it."		889 107 108
107	You	"Yes, I have this green ape one." (Lend him your pen.)	CheckItem("kind_green_ape_pen")	1014
108	You	"No, unfortunately."		952
109	Idiot Doom Spiral	"Alright!" He grabs the pen and paper from your hands and, very carefully, scribbles on the dotted line, next to 'Lilienne Carter': 'Idiot Doom Spiral'.		1000
110	You	"Uh, can I have the pen back too?"	Variable["village.idiot_gave_pen_away_too"] == true or Variable["village.idiot_gave_blue_oblong_away"] == true and Variable["village.idiot_pen_return_refused"] == false	890
111	Idiot Doom Spiral	"Don't know if I've mentioned it, but I used to be a businessman and as a businessman I am going to keep the pen for my trouble." He nods confidently.		951
112	Idiot Doom Spiral			113 114
113	Idiot Doom Spiral		Variable["village.abigail_drunk_alt_greet"]	115
114	Idiot Doom Spiral		(Variable["village.abigail_drunk_alt_greet"]) == false	111
115	Rosemary	"Fuckin' cops, man, always hasslin' the poor folk." He shakes his head. "You know what? I'm keepin' the pen and that's the end of it."		951
116	Idiot Doom Spiral			117 118
117	Idiot Doom Spiral		Variable["TASK.report_to_the_tribunal_done"]	1341
118	Idiot Doom Spiral		(Variable["TASK.report_to_the_tribunal_done"]) == false	148
119	Idiot Doom Spiral	"Man, you're like, bleeding now. Reality's really messed you up."		3
120	You	"What is a... Tequila Sunset? You keep saying it."	Variable["tc.tequila_sunset"] == false and Variable["coast.idiot_teq_story_end_reach"] == false and Variable["coast.idiot_reality_responsibility"] == false and Variable["village.idiot_left_before_tequila_story"] == false	121
121	Idiot Doom Spiral	"It's you. You're Tequila Sunset."		159
122	You	"Tequila Sunset? That's my nom de guerre!"	Variable["tc.tequila_sunset"] == true and Variable["coast.idiot_teq_story_end_reach"] == false and Variable["coast.idiot_reality_responsibility"] == false and Variable["village.idiot_left_before_tequila_story"] == false	158
123	You	Don't shake his hand.		124
124	Idiot Doom Spiral	"So what's happening?" He picks up his beer.		126
125	You	Shake his hand.		124
126	None			127 131 128 129 134 135 139 144
127	You	"Wait, Tequila?"	Variable["village.idiot_greeting_about_reality"] == false	130
128	You	"Reality? It makes me aggressively sad."	Variable["village.idiot_greeting_about_reality"] == true	147
129	You	"Don't know. People tell me I'm a cop, I'm getting used to that."	Variable["village.idiot_greeting_about_reality"] == true	149
130	Idiot Doom Spiral	"Yeah, Tequila Sunset!" He takes a sip, "How are the, uhm, high-concept, reality-based adventures proceeding?"		1088
131	You	"Not too hot. I'm on a 50-year losing streak."	Variable["village.idiot_greeting_about_reality"] == true	146
132	Idiot Doom Spiral	"Sadly, things aren't going that well in Idiot Doom Spiral Land. Haven't found those keys yet; haven't won that great piece of ass back. No word from my business-buddies..." He takes a sip from his beer.		1094
133	Idiot Doom Spiral	"Things aren't going super well for Idiot Doom Spiral either. Haven't found those keys yet; haven't won that great piece of ass back. No word from my business-buddies..." He takes a sip from his beer.		1094
134	You	"I have re-entered reality to conquer it. To bend it to my will. I am the law."	Variable["village.idiot_greeting_about_reality"] == true	150
135	You	"Reality? It's perishing. Soon only glowing embers will remain of the atoms; of human faces, only echoes."	IsTHCPresent("apocalypse_cop") and Variable["village.idiot_greeting_about_reality"] == true	136
136	Idiot Doom Spiral			137 138
137	Idiot Doom Spiral		IsKimHere()	151
138	Idiot Doom Spiral		(IsKimHere()) == false	152
139	You	"Nothing special. Like everyone else. I have all sorts of wild thoughts running through my head, but then pick the most boring one."	IsTHCPresent("boring_cop") and Variable["village.idiot_greeting_about_reality"] == true	133
140	Idiot Doom Spiral			141 142
141	Idiot Doom Spiral		Variable["village.idiot_greeting_sad"]	133
142	Idiot Doom Spiral		(Variable["village.idiot_greeting_sad"]) == false	132
143	Idiot Doom Spiral	"Good to see you! How's business? How's the whole reality situation treating you?"		125 123
144	You	"Well, nice meeting you but I've got to go." [Leave.]
145	None			126
146	Idiot Doom Spiral	"That's harsh. I'm like three or maybe four years into mine. Wait no, make it five." He looks at his shit-stained Lickra(TM) with a grim expression.		140
147	Idiot Doom Spiral	"I know what you mean. Sitting around with these bums you really get to know the nitty-gritty of reality. And it isn't good." He looks at his buddies with mock appreciation.		140
148	Idiot Doom Spiral	"Tequila Sunset." He nods in appreciation.		3
149	Idiot Doom Spiral	"It's good to hear that you're on top of things. Talking about used to -- did you know that I used to be a real mover and shaker?" He thoughtfully picks at his shit-stained Lickra(TM) jacket.		140
150	Idiot Doom Spiral	"That's the spirit! I used to shape reality into my image. A long time ago. Those days are over now." He looks at his shit-stained Lickra(TM) jacket with a grim expression.		140
151	Kim Kitsuragi	"Not this again. I was hoping that we were done with it."		152
152	Idiot Doom Spiral	"Only echoes remaining of human faces? That's a pretty good apocalypse. I wouldn't mind if it came down to that." He nods appreciatively and picks at his shit-stained Lickra(TM) jacket.		140
153	You	"Did I say anything about my colleagues?"		228
154	You	"Did we talk about, uhm, politics?"		396
155	You	"Did you get a read on what kind of cop I was?"		409
156	You	"Did I mention losing anything else?"		244
157	You	"Did I tell you anything specific about this person that 'fucked me'?"		242
158	Idiot Doom Spiral	"It definitely is."		160
159	You	"How do you know this?"		167
160	You	"Do you know me?"		161
161	Idiot Doom Spiral	"Oh, do I? Of course. Don't you remember?"		162
162	Encyclopedia	Nope, you sure don't.		163 164
163	You	"No."		1007
164	You	"Maybe?"		1002
165	Idiot Doom Spiral	"Aha!" He takes a sip from his beer. "Do you want to know how Tequila Sunset came to be?"		960
166	Idiot Doom Spiral	"Maybe?" He takes a sip from his beer. "You look like you want to know how Tequila Sunset came to be. You look like you want to hear the tale."		960
167	Idiot Doom Spiral	"We've met before, don't you remember?"		162
168	None			374 169 170
169	You	"Go ahead."		172
170	You	"No, this sounds scary." (Back up.)		376
171	None			3
172	Idiot Doom Spiral	"Mhm. Let me take a sip to moisten up my cords..." He takes a big sip, then begins: "Tequila Sunset rolled into Martinaise last Friday. And by Tequila Sunset I mean you -- the man, the myth."		1030
173	You	"Was I alone?"		175
174	You	"Wait, did we meet on Friday?"		175
175	Idiot Doom Spiral	"Hey, let's not jump ahead of ourselves, this is your story. Stop interrupting." He takes another sip -- then continues.		176
176	Idiot Doom Spiral	"You got here on Friday to solve a case, hoping to be the early bird who gets the worm. And by 'the worm' I mean 'the buzz', because as far as I know, all you did was get piss-drunk..."		177
177	Idiot Doom Spiral	"Word on the street is you went around the local hostel telling people that you're a police officer and that it would be really fucked up if you shot yourself in the head right in front of them. That's pretty high concept, if you ask me."		1032
178	Electrochemistry	Does that sound like something you'd do? Yeah, probably.		181
179	You	"What happened then?"		186
180	You	"Wait. This doesn't sound like me at all."		185
181	Idiot Doom Spiral			182 183
182	Idiot Doom Spiral		IsKimHere()	184
183	Idiot Doom Spiral		(IsKimHere()) == false	179 180
184	Kim Kitsuragi	The lieutenant's brow is furrowed. He's listening as casually as he can.		179 180
185	Idiot Doom Spiral	"Well, the word on the street may be a rumour, but what happened next is the truth. I was there to witness it, along with these bums here."		197
186	Idiot Doom Spiral	"It was a late Saturday night, when we, the Union of Moribund Alcoholics, were getting our drink on. Nothing remarkable about this, we get our drink on 24/7. Makes everything warm and glowy, I trust you know the feeling."		1098
187	Idiot Doom Spiral	"One moment we hear the sound of a motor carriage revving up somewhere on the plaza, followed by a series of dings and bangs."		191
188	Idiot Doom Spiral	"Naturally, loud noises pique the interest of anybody owning a pair of ears. That's just the reality we're in."		189 190
189	You	"Naturally."		200
190	You	"Uhm.. I want to get off this story-train right now."		196
191	Perception (Hearing)	Do you remember the sound of wood cracking? The billboard...		188
192	Kim Kitsuragi	"I think that we should let him continue with the story."		202
193	Idiot Doom Spiral			194 195
194	Idiot Doom Spiral		IsKimHere()	192
195	Idiot Doom Spiral		(IsKimHere()) == false	201
196	Authority	You can't get off now.		198
197	Drama	Lies, lies, lies! He only speaks liessss.		186
198	Volition	You have to stay.		199
199	Inland Empire	The throttle is jammed and the brakeman's nowhere to be seen! There's no getting off this ride!		193
200	Idiot Doom Spiral	"Anyway, there was a brief silence -- a gasp of silence, if you will -- followed by a real commotion. We heard the carriage careening towards the coast at top speed."		204
201	Idiot Doom Spiral	"What train are you talking about?" he asks, taking a sip of beer.		391
202	Idiot Doom Spiral	"That's right! I let you finish all of your stories that night."		200
203	You	"No train at all. Please continue."		200
204	Idiot Doom Spiral	"Sounded like someone jumped the canal. We grabbed our brewskies and rushed to the jetty -- never underestimate the speed of an alcoholic..."		209
205	Idiot Doom Spiral	"What we saw was a sight to behold. A beat up police carriage, containing you. Right there on the beach. You revved the engine and screamed at the top of your lungs..."		206
206	Idiot Doom Spiral	"'THE TIME HATH COME.'"		207
207	Idiot Doom Spiral	"So, naturally, being the curious cat I am, I asked what time hath come, to which you replied..."		208
208	Idiot Doom Spiral	"THE TIME HATH COME FOR TEQUILA SUNSET. THE END OF ALL THINGS."		213 212 438
209	Shivers	Three men are standing on a wooden platform extending out from the shore of a dilapidated fishing village, their cheeks red, spirits high, beers in hand, eyes glazed over.		205
210	Idiot Doom Spiral	"After which your reality contracted -- you jammed the pedal, ploughed right off the jetty and through the ice."		241
211	Idiot Doom Spiral	"We ran towards the ice, whilst you crawled your way out, miraculously unhurt -- covered in seaweed and shit. Like some kind of sea monster."		440
212	You	Say nothing. It's more dignified that way.		210
213	You	"Oh god. What happened next?"		214
214	Idiot Doom Spiral	"Your reality contracted -- you jammed the pedal, ploughed right off the jetty and through the ice."		241
215	Rhetoric	In this way, you and your motor carriage have a lot in common.		216
216	Idiot Doom Spiral	"Recognizing a brother in need, we offered our condolences and invited you to party with us, which you naturally agreed to..."		217
217	Electrochemistry	What else was there to do? Thank you brothers, for your helping hand.		218
218	Idiot Doom Spiral	"We asked about the whole Tequila Sunset thing, and you told us it was your name now and insisted that we all call you that from then on."		219 229 441 443
219	You	"Wait, so is Tequila Sunset an event or a name?"		221
220	Idiot Doom Spiral	"I'm not sure. I think you were the event. Tequila Sunset. You know, as opposed to a Tequila Sunrise, which is long gone."		229 441 443
221	Idiot Doom Spiral			222 223
222	Idiot Doom Spiral		IsTHCPresent("apocalypse_cop") and Variable["village.idiot_smash_looms"]	224
223	Idiot Doom Spiral		(IsTHCPresent("apocalypse_cop") and Variable["village.idiot_smash_looms"]) == false	220
224	Idiot Doom Spiral	"I think you said that you were the event, and that you would smash the looms of reality. Yeah... I knew I'd heard that looms line before."		229 441 443
225	None			157 156 153 251 154 155 314
226	You	"How long did we party for?"		227
227	Idiot Doom Spiral	"Hours. It was an all-night drink-a-thon. Then at some point -- I think it was Sunday morning -- you got belligerent and wanted to talk about Revacholian women."		231
228	Idiot Doom Spiral	"You told us that they were a bunch of fucking losers whose main interest was 'cramping your style'..."		1104
229	You	"Tequila Sunset, huh? Sounds pretty good."	Variable["tc.tequila_sunset"] == false	230
230	Idiot Doom Spiral	"Yeah, I agree." He smiles.		226
231	Idiot Doom Spiral	"How they're beautiful and also whores and so on. How one of them fucked you real bad. After a short while you crossed the event horizon, looked sullen, got up, and left without saying anything."		233
232	Kim Kitsuragi	"Wow. That's quite a story."		236
233	Idiot Doom Spiral			234 235
234	Idiot Doom Spiral		IsKimHere()	232
235	Idiot Doom Spiral		(IsKimHere()) == false	237 238
236	Idiot Doom Spiral	"Yeah, I bet Tequila's a fucking legend around the precinct. You must be proud to work with him."		621
237	You	"Now that's a story."		240
238	You	"Are you sure it happened like that?"		239
239	Idiot Doom Spiral	"Trust me, Tequila. It happened. Just ask one of these other witnesses."		616
240	Idiot Doom Spiral	"It was the greatest thing this fishing village has seen since Rosemary tried to use a crab to open his beer."		620
241	Interfacing	The muscles in your right leg tense up.		1033
242	Idiot Doom Spiral	"You were pretty vague about it, but you kept saying you got fucked real hard and that we've all been fucked too..."		289
243	Idiot Doom Spiral	"It seemed pretty painful, to be honest with you. If I had to guess, I'd say you're still working through some shit."		257
244	Idiot Doom Spiral	"Beside your gun and your badge? You said something about your hope, or heart, or something. To be honest the details are a little hazy..."		245
245	Idiot Doom Spiral	"In retrospect, I guess you lost your motor carriage, too. That's a big one."		257
246	Idiot Doom Spiral	"No specifics, though. It was more about you that night. You were the star of the show."		1035
247	Idiot Doom Spiral	"Yeah, you seemed really mad about immigrants for some reason..." He rubs the back of his neck.		264
248	Idiot Doom Spiral	"Yeah, you said that it was okay that you crashed your carriage because the spectral hand of the market was guiding you..."		263
249	Idiot Doom Spiral	"Yeah, you kept talking about how the coal mine owners were fucking us all over just like that woman fucked you..."		258
250	Idiot Doom Spiral	"Yeah, you said that you'd really behaved unreasonably and failed to uphold your responsibilities as a representative of the Coalition."		257
251	You	"Did I say anything about the case?"		252
252	Idiot Doom Spiral	"Yeah, you said it was 'no biggie' and that you'd solve it in no time." He takes a strong quaff of his beer. "And that you didn't need anyone to do it. You're doin' it solo now."		253
253	Idiot Doom Spiral			254 255
254	Idiot Doom Spiral		IsKimHere()	256
255	Idiot Doom Spiral		(IsKimHere()) == false	257
256	Kim Kitsuragi	"A lot of cops go solo and hermit once they reach that level of alcoholism."		1034
257	None			225
258	Idiot Doom Spiral	"I didn't agree with you, by the way. The spectral hand of the market makes sure everyone gets exactly what they deserve." He takes a long sip of beer.		257
259	Idiot Doom Spiral	"You kept calling yourself a 'goddamn superstar' who'd cleared '501 cases'..."		881
260	Idiot Doom Spiral	"You kept apologizing for being such a bad cop and for the damage you've inflicted on everyone around you..."		266
261	Idiot Doom Spiral	"You said being a cop was real boring and that there was no reason to talk about it." He shrugs.		1036
262	Idiot Doom Spiral	"You kept telling us that in your work you've seen a lot of blood but that it's nothing compared to the 'Great Bloodletting' to come..."		267
263	Idiot Doom Spiral	"This was before you started talking about how the pinkies were always trying to fuck you."		257
264	Idiot Doom Spiral	"I'd rather not get into the details. It was pretty low-concept."		257
265	Idiot Doom Spiral	"'No thanks to the squares at the precinct', as you put it."		257
266	Idiot Doom Spiral	"You also kept pausing to knock the heel of your hand against your temples, saying 'Stupid, stupid, stupid.'"		257
267	Idiot Doom Spiral	"I believe you mentioned something about the ground cracking open to swallow cities and dreams alike. Yeah... I remember that simile or whatever the fuck they are."		257
268	You	"You seem like you're characterized by your storytelling ability -- wanna tell me another one some time?"	Variable["coast.idiot_teq_story_end_reach"] == true and Variable["village.idiot_told_about_his_alcohol_tales"] == false	269
269	Idiot Doom Spiral	"Whoop-dee-doo. So now I'm a fucking storyteller..." he says, slapping his knee. "Right. Why not? Better than a beach bum."		271 270
270	You	"No, actually I've heard enough stories for a lifetime. They s-u-c-k. Goodbye." [Leave.]		428
271	You	"Yes -- wanna tell me how you became Idiot Doom Spiral?"		272
272	Idiot Doom Spiral	"It depends, really. Are you willing to help me out?"		317
273	Rosemary	Before he can start, one of the other bums interjects: "Hey, Spiral-Boy, you gonna share that?"		274
274	Don't Call Abigail	"Don't call Abigail!"		275
275	Idiot Doom Spiral	"Shut up, guys, I'm telling a story here." He turns to you. "Something happened to you. Something happened to me, too -- my actual name is George, but around here... you already know..."		276
276	Idiot Doom Spiral	"I was a once a reasonably high-net-worth individual. A founder slash junior partner at a high-concept creative services agency. When my story begins, I had just landed a major contract with an insurance firm..."		277 1105
277	You	"Go on."		278
278	Idiot Doom Spiral	"I used the profits from my agency to finance what I called a 'cultural incubator' -- abstract value generation, value per person, high-concept stuff..."		279
279	Idiot Doom Spiral	"I developed the paradigm, worked within the paradigm. But the burden of leadership weighed heavily on me, so I went jogging every so often to keep myself sane."		502
280	You	"Did the jogging help?"		282
281	You	"Wait -- how many people did you have working for you?"		284
282	Idiot Doom Spiral	"It did. With my trusty Sansarique tracksuit I felt like I could conquer the world..."		283
283	Idiot Doom Spiral	"But now dreams are worn thin, much like my tracksuit," he says thoughtfully, brushing dust off his shit-stained pants.		1041
284	Idiot Doom Spiral	"Twenty-two full-time employees. An all-star team. A potentially historical set of individuals. Worrying about them often kept me up well into the morning hours."		280 509
285	Idiot Doom Spiral	"One day I left on my evening run. As you may know, it's impossible to clear your head when you're distracted by the sound of keys jangling in your pockets." He shakes the bottle and makes a ringing sound.		1044
286	Idiot Doom Spiral	"So I removed the keyring and put the keys for the front gate and the apartment into different pockets, to stop the jangling, you see. At least that was the plan..."		288
287	Perception (Sight)	His eyes are clouded, his dilated blood vessels encircling his irises like stinging brambles.		452
288	Idiot Doom Spiral	"I was halfway done with my usual lap when it started to rain. The reality situation became very wet, very quickly."		291 292
289	Inland Empire	Please, don't open that door.		1102
290	Idiot Doom Spiral	"I made my way back home and discovered that I didn't have the key to the front gate -- I'd mixed it up with the key to the letter box. Which was useless."		293
291	You	"How wet are we talking exactly?"		453
292	You	"Go on."		290
293	Idiot Doom Spiral	"Naturally, the situation required me to climb over the gate, which I did. There was no climbing down, because I slipped and landed on my ass."		445 446 512
294	Idiot Doom Spiral	"Reality was looking rather grim, just then -- me lying on my ass in a mud pit in the middle of a heavy shower. But when life knocked me down, I always got up..."		295
295	Idiot Doom Spiral	"So I made my way across the yard. Standing in front of my apartment door, fumbling with my pockets, I realized that I'd also forgotten my apartment key!"		296 298
296	You	"You've got to be shitting me!"		297
297	Idiot Doom Spiral	"I wish I were, Tequila. I wish I were." He turns his head towards the skies. "Instead of my apartment key, I'd taken the key to the office."		298
298	You	"Okay, so what happened next?"		299
299	Idiot Doom Spiral	"I rang my neighbours' buzzers. It was late, and most of them didn't even answer. Those who did assumed I was trying to sell them something and hung up before I could even explain the situation..."		300
300	Idiot Doom Spiral	"People are naturally wary of ad men, you see. One moment someone chats you up, five minutes later you've bought a box of edible lingerie and a strap-on. I don't begrudge them, especially since I was known to be one of the best..." He pauses meaningfully.		301
301	Empathy	Heavy is the head that wears the crown.		302
302	Idiot Doom Spiral	"Just then I experienced a moment of clarity: I still had the key to my office! I could wait out the storm there..."		303
303	Idiot Doom Spiral	"But when I reached my office I remembered that I'd asked one of my producers to change the locks that day -- and since I hired only the best, he'd already done it, and I couldn't get in..."		304
304	Idiot Doom Spiral	"Anyway, long story short, life spiralled out of control. I haven't gotten into my apartment for years, and my girlfriend left me because she didn't want to date a homeless man. The company, well, you see where I'm going with this..."		305
305	Perception (Sight)	He pinches his thigh as if to check whether this reality is the reality.		448
306	None			451 307 1043 309 597 310 449
307	You	"I've only been a hobo cop for a few days now, but it doesn't seem so bad."	IsTHCPresent("hobocop")	308
308	Idiot Doom Spiral	"The hobo lifestyle definitely has some perks -- not having to pay rent, first and foremost. Not being responsible for twenty other people is nice too."		604
309	You	"Look on the bright side -- you've got one hell of a story."		312
310	You	"There's this black point in the world, a hole. It's already claimed an entire commercial area, maybe you're another one of its victims?"	Variable["church.soona_two_mm_hole_known"] == true and Variable["tc.doomed_commercial_area"]	311
311	Idiot Doom Spiral	"This would explain a lot -- I always believed it wasn't my fault that I ended up homeless on the beach with these two bums." He looks at his partners with a glint of sadness.		1042
312	Idiot Doom Spiral	"Yeah. Maybe I've exaggerated certain parts over the years. When you tell a story too often, it begins to take on a life of its own..."		313
313	Idiot Doom Spiral	"But what matters is that it's true to my subjective experience. Anyway, that was all the story one bottle gets you." He looks at it. "Almost empty this one..."		611
314	You	"I don't need to hear any more." (Conclude.)		315
315	Idiot Doom Spiral	"It's a hard thing for a man to confront his past." He nods. "That's why I avoid mine at all costs."		316
316	None			3
317	Electrochemistry	The gleam in his eyes and the slouch in his posture is so incredibly familiar...		318
318	Drama	You might get scammed here.		70 49 50
319	Idiot Doom Spiral			320 321
320	Idiot Doom Spiral		Variable["cargo.mrlb_wcheck_done"]	322
321	Idiot Doom Spiral		(Variable["cargo.mrlb_wcheck_done"]) == false	49 50
322	Conceptualization	So this is how being on the other side of the barrel feels.		49 50
323	Idiot Doom Spiral	He clears his throat: "Summer of '44. Seventeen-year-old Gertrude Het is walking home from a late shift at the harbour. It's almost midnight. She stops for a cigarette near the canal..."		460
324	You	"Wait, I thought that the Headless FALN Rider rode a bull?"	Variable["canal.toy_white_check"]	340
325	Idiot Doom Spiral	"Our heroine finds herself enjoying the peace and quiet the canal provides..." He looks up to the skies as if searching for peace himself...		327
326	Idiot Doom Spiral	"There are many variations on the basic story, and the details often conflict. What everyone agrees on is that nobody knows the exact nature or identity of... the phenomenon."		458
327	Idiot Doom Spiral	"What she doesn't know is that her peace is about to be shattered. From behind her comes the clattering of hooves. Startled, she turns around, and what does she see?"		461 328 329 463
328	You	"I don't know, what?"		330
329	You	"A horse?"		331
330	Idiot Doom Spiral	"A headless man, wearing a FALN tracksuit, riding a horse. That's right. It's the Headless FALN Rider. "		332
331	Idiot Doom Spiral	"Well, yes, but it's the man on the horse that's of interest here. A man..."		1053
332	Idiot Doom Spiral	"Rumoured to be searching for his legendary FALN cap that went missing when he lost his head."		1055
333	Idiot Doom Spiral	"... with no head on his shoulders! Wearing a FALN tracksuit. Searching for the legendary FALN cap that went missing -- when he lost his head."		1055
334	You	"That sounds pretty implausible to me."		338
335	You	"That's super spooky."		336
336	Idiot Doom Spiral	"Yes. According to legend, young Gertrude Het had to endure years of psychotherapy before she was able to look at a horse or tracksuit again... And she's one of the lucky ones." He takes a sip from his bottle.		339
337	Idiot Doom Spiral	"Well, there are many versions of this story, the most peculiar of which has the Headless FALN Rider riding on the back of another headless man."		334 335
338	Idiot Doom Spiral	"If I hadn't lost my keys that one time, I'd agree with you. But... life is a cruel mistress..." He takes a sip.		339
339	Idiot Doom Spiral	"Gertrude Het may have been the first to witness the Headless FALN Rider, but she wasn't the last, oh no..."		465
340	Idiot Doom Spiral			341 342
341	Idiot Doom Spiral		IsKimHere()	343
342	Idiot Doom Spiral		(IsKimHere()) == false	337
343	Kim Kitsuragi	"I thought that he rode a headless pig?" The lieutenant says with a little smirk.		337
344	None			345 633 632 352
345	You	"Who was the Headless Rider before he died?"		622
346	Idiot Doom Spiral	"Some say he was an undercover cop who blew his cover and got beheaded by the vicious gang he had infiltrated -- Now he rides, searching for his lost FALN cap, plotting revenge."		347
347	Esprit de Corps	Oh, headless brother, where art thou?		348
348	Idiot Doom Spiral	"Others claim he was a professional jockey who veered off-course during a steeple chase, ended up in somebody's back yard, and got decapitated by an exceptionally taut clothes line..."		349
349	Physical Instrument	Even decapitation couldn't stop his commitment to the sport. Are you that committed?		350
350	Idiot Doom Spiral	"Personally, I think he was just some guy who hanged himself from a really tall tree and the fall was so violent that his head came clean off..."		351
351	Idiot Doom Spiral	"Coincidentally, at that exact moment, a horse happened to pass under him and his beheaded corpse mounted it, where it remains to this day... But then, no one really knows."		353
352	You	"Okay. Whatever became of the Headless FALN Rider?" (Conclude.)	Variable["village.idiot_guessed_id_cop"] == true or Variable["village.idiot_guessed_id_athlete"] == true or Variable["village.idiot_guessed_id_suicidal"] == true or Variable["village.idiot_guessed_id_none"] == true	355
353	Inland Empire	For some reason this does strike you as the most plausible theory of them all.		623 624 625 630
354	None			344
355	Idiot Doom Spiral	"No one knows. Some say he stalks Martinaise to this day, and can be seen near the canal when the clock strikes midnight." He makes a spooky gesture with his free hand.		356
356	Idiot Doom Spiral			357 358
357	Idiot Doom Spiral		IsKimHere()	359
358	Idiot Doom Spiral		(IsKimHere()) == false	360
359	Kim Kitsuragi	The lieutenant smirks. "He won't though, because it's just a stupid legend."		360
360	Rosemary	"Aye! I saw him one night when I were right shit faced!"		361
361	None			3
362	You	"Have you got any more stories?"	Variable["village.idiot_gave_one_alcohol"] == true and Variable["village.idiot_told_faln_story_already"] == false and Variable["village.idiot_declined_to_give_alcohol"] == false and Variable["village.idiot_asked_first_story_shut"] == false	363
363	Idiot Doom Spiral	"I do -- but as you can see my fuel tank is running quite low, if you catch my drift..." He spins the bottle in his hand. Not a single drop of liquid remains.		93
364	You	"Have you got any more urban myths?"	Variable["village.idiot_gave_second_alcohol"] == true and Variable["village.idiot_told_skull_story_already"] == false and Variable["village.idiot_declined_to_give_alcohol"] == false and Variable["village.idiot_asked_second_story_shut"] == false	365
365	Idiot Doom Spiral	"I actually do have one... the strangest of them all. But I'll need to fortify myself before I can tell that one..."		792
366	You	"I got this special strike brew the Union uses." (Give it.)	CheckItem("drug_alcohol_goracy_brew")	372
367	You	"I want to hear the story of your name again."	Variable["village.idiot_told_name_story_already"]	68
368	You	"I'd like to listen to the tale of the Headless FALN Rider again."	Variable["village.idiot_told_faln_story_already"]	69
369	You	"Can you tell me about the Cocaine Skull again?"	Variable["village.idiot_told_skull_story_already"]	373
370	Idiot Doom Spiral	"Of course -- drink first, story later." He holds out his palm.		371
371	None			54
372	Idiot Doom Spiral	"Interesting." He grabs the thermal cup and shakes it. "Ah, this is what they use to keep the working man going."		97
373	Idiot Doom Spiral	"Right... a story specific to Martinaise and its history." He takes a sip and gargles the drink to prepare.		1086
374	You	"For some reason the name Tequila fills me with foreboding. Maybe I shouldn't learn what it means."	Variable["village.idiot_inland_bad_teq_sunset"] == true	375
375	Idiot Doom Spiral	"You think you feel bad now, wait till you've heard the story."		1097
376	Idiot Doom Spiral	"Suit yourself, Mr. Sunset." He shrugs.		171
377	Idiot Doom Spiral			378 379
378	Idiot Doom Spiral		Variable["reputation.suicide_cop"] >= 1	380
379	Idiot Doom Spiral		(Variable["reputation.suicide_cop"] >= 1) == false	178
380	Electrochemistry	Oh yeah, that's totally your style...		381
381	Idiot Doom Spiral			382 383
382	Idiot Doom Spiral		IsKimHere()	384
383	Idiot Doom Spiral		(IsKimHere()) == false	426 387 385 386
384	Kim Kitsuragi	The lieutenant's brow is furrowed. He's listening as casually as he can.		387 385 386
385	You	"Oh yeah, not the first time this comes up." (Cough awkwardly.)		388
386	You	"Yeah, sure, I did that thing. What of it?!"		388
387	You	"Please, continue."		186
388	Idiot Doom Spiral	"Hey man, I'm not judging." He waves the bottle towards you. "This life's a valley of woes. Some of the highest-concept people in history have killed themselves -- and been drunks."		389
389	Idiot Doom Spiral	"Either way, it was a late Saturday night, when we, the Union of Moribund Alcoholics, got our drink on. Nothing remarkable about this, we get our drink on 24/7. Makes everything warm and glowy, I trust you know the feeling."		1098
390	Authority	There is no train. Just you and the cold light of truth.		200
391	Idiot Doom Spiral			392 393
392	Idiot Doom Spiral		Variable["village.idiot_auth_cant_get_off_now"]	390
393	Idiot Doom Spiral		(Variable["village.idiot_auth_cant_get_off_now"]) == false	203
394	You	"Okay, I changed my mind. Sing me the song of Tequila Sunset."	Variable["village.idiot_left_before_tequila_story"] == true and Variable["coast.idiot_teq_story_end_reach"] == false	395
395	None			172
396	Idiot Doom Spiral			397 398
397	Idiot Doom Spiral		IsHighestPolitical("revacholian_nationhood")	247
398	Idiot Doom Spiral		(IsHighestPolitical("revacholian_nationhood")) == false	399
399	Idiot Doom Spiral			400 401
400	Idiot Doom Spiral		IsHighestPolitical("communist")	249
401	Idiot Doom Spiral		(IsHighestPolitical("communist")) == false	402
402	Idiot Doom Spiral			403 404
403	Idiot Doom Spiral		IsHighestPolitical("ultraliberal")	248
404	Idiot Doom Spiral		(IsHighestPolitical("ultraliberal")) == false	405
405	Idiot Doom Spiral			406 407
406	Idiot Doom Spiral		IsHighestPolitical("moralist")	250
407	Idiot Doom Spiral		(IsHighestPolitical("moralist")) == false	408
408	Idiot Doom Spiral	"No, not really... you talked a lot about some sad churches and how everyone's just out to fuck you."		257
409	Idiot Doom Spiral			410 411
410	Idiot Doom Spiral		IsHighestCopotype("superstar_cop")	259
411	Idiot Doom Spiral		(IsHighestCopotype("superstar_cop")) == false	412
412	Idiot Doom Spiral			413 414
413	Idiot Doom Spiral		IsHighestCopotype("sorry_cop")	260
414	Idiot Doom Spiral		(IsHighestCopotype("sorry_cop")) == false	415
415	Idiot Doom Spiral			416 417
416	Idiot Doom Spiral		IsHighestCopotype("apocalypse_cop")	262
417	Idiot Doom Spiral		(IsHighestCopotype("apocalypse_cop")) == false	418
418	Idiot Doom Spiral			419 420
419	Idiot Doom Spiral		IsHighestCopotype("boring_cop")	261
420	Idiot Doom Spiral		(IsHighestCopotype("boring_cop")) == false	422
421	Idiot Doom Spiral	"Nothing much, you didn't want to talk about it. You just kept mumbling inaudibly to yourself."		257
422	Idiot Doom Spiral			423 424
423	Idiot Doom Spiral		IsTHCPresent("lawbringer")	425
424	Idiot Doom Spiral		(IsTHCPresent("lawbringer")) == false	421
425	Idiot Doom Spiral	"Mostly you kept shouting 'I am The Law' and talking about how you were going to bring the law to all lawless places with your law jaw."		257
426	You	"What, like you've never threatened to paint the wall with your brains in front of some strangers?"		388
427	Idiot Doom Spiral	"Whuh...? Uh... geez," he stammers. "I told you I wasn't much of a storyteller. It's okay, I didn't want to tell them anyway."
428	Inland Empire	...is what you almost say, but the words choke in your throat. Do you really want to miss out on all this good stuff? Perhaps it's significant.		429
429	Idiot Doom Spiral			430 431
430	Idiot Doom Spiral		Variable["village.idiot_volition_blocks_losing_content"]	435 432 433
431	Idiot Doom Spiral		(Variable["village.idiot_volition_blocks_losing_content"]) == false	427
432	You	(Yes, say it. Say it!) "Stories SUUCCKK! I don't want to hear any of them. Ever!"		427
433	You	Oh, no. I wouldn't want that. Not at all.		434
434	Inland Empire	Exactly. So you know what to say.		437
435	You	Why not? What's in it for me anyway?		436
436	Inland Empire	There might be interesting details, fresh experiences, exciting rewards... you'd really ignore it all?		432 433
437	You	"Yeah, you look like someone with a lot of cool stories. Wanna tell me how you even became Idiot Doom Spiral?"		1087
438	You	"Every word I said was true. Tequila Sunset will break the looms of reality."		439
439	Idiot Doom Spiral	"Yeah -- looms. Why not? Then you jammed the pedal and ploughed right off the jetty and through the ice."		241
440	Idiot Doom Spiral	"When we finally got there you were sitting on the beach, crying. You said that your badge and uniform were in the car. It was too late to get in there though, the carriage had sunk too deep."		215
441	You	"That's not my name. I'm Raphaël Ambrosius Costeau. That's what you should call me."	Variable["tc.tequila_sunset"] == false and Variable["tc.raphael_ambrosius_costeau"] == true	442
442	Idiot Doom Spiral	"Nah, that name sucks. You're Tequila Sunset. Just embrace it, brother."		226
443	You	"My real name is Harry."	Variable["tc.harry"] == true or Variable["tc.name_full_harrier"] == true	444
444	Idiot Doom Spiral	"No, that's just what your mother called you. Your real name is Tequila Sunset. Just embrace it, brother."		226
445	You	"Ouch!"		447
446	You	"I would've landed on my feet. I've got feline reflexes."		511
447	Idiot Doom Spiral	"Ouch, indeed. Reality was looking rather grim, just then -- me lying on my ass in a mud pit in the middle of a heavy shower. But when life knocked me down, I always got up..."		295
448	Idiot Doom Spiral	"So, now you've heard my tragic tale. What do you think? Like nothing you've ever heard, huh?" He takes a long swig of his drink.		306
449	You	"I literally can't believe it."		595
450	Idiot Doom Spiral	"Tequila, I've thought about this series of events for a long time. If there was anything else to it, I would have thought of it by now."		606
451	You	"Wait, is that it? I feel like there are some steps missing."		450
452	Conceptualization	His eyes are your eyes.		286
453	Idiot Doom Spiral			454 455
454	Idiot Doom Spiral		Variable["auto.is_raining"]	456
455	Idiot Doom Spiral		(Variable["auto.is_raining"]) == false	457
456	Idiot Doom Spiral	"It was a day not unlike this one here..." You both glance skyward.		290
457	Idiot Doom Spiral	"Wet, okay? It was raining really hard." There's a trace of derision in his voice.		290
458	Rosemary	"Are you telling the story of the Headless--"		459
459	Idiot Doom Spiral	"Shut the fuck up, Rosemary!"		323
460	Shivers	The streets are warmed by a southerly breeze. The lights of a passing motor carriage bloom and fade in the distance...		864
461	You	"The Headless FALN Rider?"	Variable["canal.table_FALN_bull"] == true	462
462	Idiot Doom Spiral	"Excuse me, are you telling the story, now? No? You're not? Well then..." He scoffs.		1054
463	You	"The Giant of Koko Nur?"	Variable["tc.cryptid_giant"] == true or Variable["whirling.lena_talked_about_giant_of_koko_nur"] == true	464
464	Idiot Doom Spiral	"What? No! I told you this is a Martinaise legend. It's a man..."		1053
465	Rosemary	"Tell 'em about the two feminists by the locks!"		466
466	Idiot Doom Spiral	"Fuck, Rosemary, they were dating -- no one said they were feminists. Everyone always misremembering this stuff..."		467
467	Idiot Doom Spiral			468 469
468	Idiot Doom Spiral		IsKimHere()	470
469	Idiot Doom Spiral		(IsKimHere()) == false	473
470	Kim Kitsuragi	"Hmmm, this wouldn't be the Deponte-Delgado case, would it?"		471
471	Idiot Doom Spiral	"What? You know it?"		472
472	Kim Kitsuragi	"I've read the case file. But please, go on."		473
473	Idiot Doom Spiral	"Right. Ahem. Early autumn of '46. Ulla Deponte and Eva Delgado are fishing near the water lock long after the sun has set..."		474
474	Idiot Doom Spiral	"The wind picks up, a sky already dark now blackens. Water starts falling from above, the first cold rain of the season..."		475
475	Shivers	Two women stand on a small outcropping of rocks. One of them is wearing a purple raincoat. Thin lines reach out from the rods into the sea. Small droplets start appearing on the surface with increasing frequency.		476
476	Idiot Doom Spiral	"The women are caught in the downpour. They act quickly. Eva gathers the rods whilst Ulla turns around to reach for the tackle box..."		481
477	Idiot Doom Spiral	"When she sees something! Her shriek is so violent that the residents of the nearby apartment building believe lightning has struck..."		479
478	Idiot Doom Spiral	"Ulla makes a run for the shore, but Eva slips on a wet rock and disappears into the cold, cold canal with nary a sound..."		480
479	Idiot Doom Spiral	"But there is no lightning. Only a heavy downpour and the silhouette of the Headless FALN Rider looming on the horizon!"		478
480	Idiot Doom Spiral	The man falls ominously silent for a moment. "Her body is never recovered." He looks you straight in the eye.		484 482
481	Inland Empire	Don't turn around, don't turn around!		477
482	You	"What happened to Ulla Deponte?"		483
483	Idiot Doom Spiral	"Word on the street is that she, you know..." He makes a finger pistol with his right hand and lifts it up to his chin.		491
484	You	"What did the case file say?" (Ask Kim.)	IsKimHere()	485
485	Kim Kitsuragi	"Naturally, Ulla Deponte became the prime suspect in the disappearance of Eva Delgado. Deponte maintained that it was the so-called 'Headless FALN Rider' and that she ran, fearing for her life..." He adjusts his glasses.		487
486	Kim Kitsuragi	"No. She committed suicide before she could be taken into custody. They found her in the bathroom with a rifle, her face slowly peeling off the ceiling..."		490
487	Kim Kitsuragi	"During the investigation it became apparent that there was a love triangle, the third party being some small-time businessman -- I don't remember the exact details. The leading theory was that an argument broke out on the jetty and Deponte pushed Delgado into the canal, then cooked up this stupid cover story."		488
488	You	"Was she arrested?"		486
489	Idiot Doom Spiral	"Man, that's some grisly detail. Oh well, here's to another case closed!" He takes a hearty swig from his bottle.		500
490	Kim Kitsuragi	"Not a pretty scene."		489
491	Idiot Doom Spiral	"Gave herself facial deconstruction surgery. Real grisly stuff."		495
492	Electrochemistry	You got a smoke on you? If yeah, you should light up, help set the scene...		325
493	You	"Whoa."		494
494	Idiot Doom Spiral	"Whoa is right, my friend. Gertrude Het may have been the first to witness the Headless FALN Rider, but she wasn't the last, oh no..."		465
495	Idiot Doom Spiral			496 497
496	Idiot Doom Spiral		IsKimHere()	498
497	Idiot Doom Spiral		(IsKimHere()) == false	500
498	Kim Kitsuragi	"That part at least more or less corresponds to the case file."		499
499	Idiot Doom Spiral	"See? Told you." The man takes a long, self-satisfied sip.		500
500	Idiot Doom Spiral	"Anyway, that's the story of the Headless FALN Rider. Pretty crazy, huh?"		344
501	Physical Instrument	That's right. Getting a good run in's important to maintaining your physical and mental health.		505
502	Idiot Doom Spiral			503 504
503	Idiot Doom Spiral		IsTHCPresent("coach_physical_instrument")	501
504	Idiot Doom Spiral		(IsTHCPresent("coach_physical_instrument")) == false	281 280
505	Idiot Doom Spiral			506 507
506	Idiot Doom Spiral		Variable["village.idiot_physint_run"]	508
507	Idiot Doom Spiral		(Variable["village.idiot_physint_run"]) == false	281 280
508	Physical Instrument	Speaking of, when's the last time you did your laps, porkchop?		281 280 509
509	You	"I could probably use a good run myself."		510
510	Idiot Doom Spiral	"It helped, truly. With my trusty Sansarique Lickra(TM) tracksuit I felt like I could conquer the world..."		283
511	Savoir Faire	No, you don't.		513
512	You	(Say nothing.)		294
513	Idiot Doom Spiral	"Whatever. The point is, reality was looking rather grim, just then -- me lying on my ass in a mud pit in the middle of a heavy shower. But when life knocked me down, I always got up..."		295
514	Logic	If it sounds like it makes no sense, that's because it doesn't.		594
515	You	"Why do you keep losing all your stuff?"	Variable["village.idiot_told_name_story_already"]	516
516	Idiot Doom Spiral	"Good fucking question, Tequila! If I knew the answer, you think I'd be hanging out on a beach in this formerly premium but now extremely dirty two-piece Lickra(TM) tracksuit?"		517
517	Idiot Doom Spiral	"I used to own my reality situation. My business buddies and I had our own creative services agency. I had a nice apartment, an even nicer piece of ass, but somehow it all got away from me..."		908
518	Idiot Doom Spiral	"Now I can't hang onto anything. Just last week I stole this nice new jacket, but then I lost it, too. The only things I haven't lost are these two drunks."		1045
519	You	"What was the name of your agency?"		525
520	You	"What's this about a lost jacket?"	Variable["TASK.find_idiot_doom_spiral_jacket_done"] == false and Variable["TASK.find_idiot_doom_spiral_jacket"] == false	549
521	You	"What about the other drunks?"		581
522	You	"What's up with the tracksuit?"		561
523	None			519 522 521 520 524
524	You	"Let me ask you something else." (Conclude.)		572
525	Idiot Doom Spiral	"My agency, man..." He takes a long, melancholic sip. "The Boom Boom Room. Our concept was combining high art with the lowest forms of marketing -- the colour red, breasts, and oil painting..."		526
526	Idiot Doom Spiral	"I convinced my partners to reinvest some of our profits in an even-more high-concept 'cultural incubator' called 'Thin Air'. The artists were happy, the clients were happy."		527
527	Idiot Doom Spiral	"I was financing a group of poets in East Revachol who were developing a new, universal poetic language... but then it all went to shit..." He looks toward the bay.		528
528	Idiot Doom Spiral			529 530
529	Idiot Doom Spiral		IsTHCPresent("art_cop")	531
530	Idiot Doom Spiral		(IsTHCPresent("art_cop")) == false	514
531	Conceptualization	Sounds intriguing. What say you, art cop?		514
532	Idiot Doom Spiral	"That's what's so cool about advertising -- It's kind of like art, except you can also get fucking rich doing it..."		907
533	You	"Mixing oil painting and breasts to make ads isn't high art, it's just cynical wankery."		534
534	Idiot Doom Spiral	"Well, you know, sex sells. That's the first rule of advertising."		535 545
535	You	"Maybe, but it's still tired."		548
536	Idiot Doom Spiral	"I know..." He takes a long, wistful sip of his pilsner. "It was fucking awesome. And now it's all gone."		907
537	You	"Man, mixing high and low, commodifying culture, that is extremely my shit."		544
538	You	"The female isn't yours to objectify, not in art nor anywhere else!"	IsTHCPresent("radical_feminist_agenda") and IsTHCPresent("art_cop")	539
539	Idiot Doom Spiral	"That's rich coming from you, Tequila. You had some pretty wild views about women last weekend..."		540
540	Idiot Doom Spiral			541 542
541	Idiot Doom Spiral		IsKimHere()	543
542	Idiot Doom Spiral		(IsKimHere()) == false	547
543	Kim Kitsuragi	"I don't know where he picked up these views, but wherever it was, he seems to be sincere about them."		547
544	Idiot Doom Spiral	"Yes, Tequila, yes!" He punches you on the shoulder. "That was what we were all about... now it's all gone, of course."		907
545	You	"Yeah, actually -- you're right. Let the market sort it out. No need for me to regulate this stuff."		532
546	You	"That's so high-concept I have no idea what it means."		536
547	Idiot Doom Spiral	"Anyway, that's not the point. The point is that mixing art and sex can make you fucking rich.		907
548	Idiot Doom Spiral	"Maybe you're right, who knows? Maybe we were behind the curve? We were fucking rich, though, that much I know..."		907
549	Idiot Doom Spiral	"Tequila, it's a verifiable tragedy. It was practically brand new. Sure, it didn't really go with my Lickra(TM) threads, but it did itch a lot less..."		550
550	Idiot Doom Spiral	"Say, you're a detective, right?" He looks at you, bleary-eyed. "Maybe you can help ol' Doom Spiral out... solve the case of the missing jacket! What do you say, Tequila?"		923
551	You	"Wait. You're asking a police officer to help find a jacket you stole and then lost?"		554
552	You	"Okay, sure. Where'd you lose it?"		555
553	You	"I don't have time for this."		557
554	Idiot Doom Spiral	"Yeah, exactly. You're here to serve, right?"		552 553
555	Idiot Doom Spiral	"If I knew where I lost it don't you think I'd have it? I mean -- maybe I was up by the boardwalk? Or walking along the beach? Or checking out the abandoned fish market?"		1050
556	Idiot Doom Spiral	"Somewhere north of here, that's for sure. You could ask around, see if anyone's seen it."		559
557	Idiot Doom Spiral	"Man, I thought you said you were a cool cop."		558
558	None			523
559	None			523
560	Idiot Doom Spiral	"That might be the right idea. This here is one of the last of its kind. Should probably be in a museum, honestly." He takes another sip. "Can't get it anymore. It was too primo even for Graad."		564
561	Idiot Doom Spiral	"What? You never seen 100% Lickra(TM) before? Go on, feel that primo material." The man extends his arm...		562
562	Half Light	You really shouldn't touch it.		563 574
563	You	"I'll just admire it from afar, thanks."	Variable["village.idiot_interfacing_warned"] == true	560
564	Encyclopedia	By 'primo' he means 'possibly carcinogenic'. Lickra(TM) was a synthetic fabric developed by manufacturers in the middle '40s, notable mainly for the swishy sound it makes as the wearer passes by...		566
565	Encyclopedia	It's also known to become extremely itchy if not properly cared for.		569
566	Idiot Doom Spiral			567 568
567	Idiot Doom Spiral		Variable["village.idiot_encyclo_lickra"]	565
568	Idiot Doom Spiral		(Variable["village.idiot_encyclo_lickra"]) == false	569
569	Rosemary	"Wow, you're lucky. He never lets me feel it."		570
570	Idiot Doom Spiral	"That's because your paws are fucking filthy, Rosemary! We're right next to the bay, you could wash them anytime."		571
571	None			523
572	Idiot Doom Spiral	"I'm all ears, Tequila."		593
573	Perception (Smell)	And then there's the smell, but you don't even want to think about that.		578
574	You	Touch it.		577
575	Interfacing	Good god, it's nearly impossible to describe how dirty this texture is. It's like rubbing two jellyfish skins together. You feel about 15% less human for having touched it.		576
576	Encyclopedia	Randomized trials have also found Lickra(TM) to be associated with a number of exotic, highly malignant cancers. So you also have that to look forward to.		573
577	Idiot Doom Spiral	"Pretty nice, huh? This might be one of the last of its kind. Should probably be in a museum, honestly." He takes another sip.		575
578	Rosemary	"Wow, you're lucky. He never lets me feel it."		579
579	Idiot Doom Spiral	"That's because your paws are fucking filthy, Rosie! We're right next to the bay, you could wash them anytime."		580
580	None			523
581	Idiot Doom Spiral	"My fellow members of the Union of Moribund Alcoholics? They're exactly what they look like."		582
582	Rosemary	"'Ey! Tequila! You wanna buy some speed?"		583
583	Idiot Doom Spiral	"Shut the fuck up, Rosemary! He's a cop, remember?"		584
584	Rosemary	"I thought he was a cool cop."		586
585	Don't Call Abigail	"Don't call Abigail!"		591
586	Idiot Doom Spiral			587 588
587	Idiot Doom Spiral		Variable["village.abigail_drunk_alt_greet"]	589
588	Idiot Doom Spiral		(Variable["village.abigail_drunk_alt_greet"]) == false	585
589	Don't Call Abigail	A gurgling sound comes from the direction of the non-responsive man.		590
590	Idiot Doom Spiral	"And yeah, you're already acquainted with Abs." He points to the man in the pipe. "So yeah, that's basically us. We drink together."		592
591	Idiot Doom Spiral	"And this is Abs." He points to the man in the pipe. "So yeah, that's basically us. We drink together."		592
592	None			523
593	None			3
594	None			538 533 546 537 905
595	Idiot Doom Spiral	"Me neither, Tequila. When I lost my keys, I lost more than access to my apartment -- I also lost my leverage over humanity. I wasn't a high-concept creative director anymore, I was just some homeless asshole with a premium Sansarique Lickra(TM) tracksuit."		596
596	Idiot Doom Spiral	"You can't imagine what that does to a man's confidence." He turns his eyes to the bottle. "Anyway, that was all the story one bottle gets you. Almost empty this one..."		612
597	You	"You do realize all of this is your own fault?"		600
598	Idiot Doom Spiral	"I don't remember you being such a dick before, Tequila..." He takes a slow, despondent sip from his bottle, then looks out across the bay toward the skyscrapers of La Delta.		599
599	Idiot Doom Spiral	"That doesn't mean you're wrong, though... Anyway, that was all the tale one bottle gets you." He turns his eyes to the bottle. "Almost empty this one..."		613
600	Idiot Doom Spiral			601 602
601	Idiot Doom Spiral		IsNighttime()	603
602	Idiot Doom Spiral		(IsNighttime()) == false	598
603	Idiot Doom Spiral	"I don't remember you being such a dick before, Tequila..." He takes a slow, despondent sip from his bottle, then looks out across the bay toward the glittering lights of La Delta at night.		599
604	Idiot Doom Spiral	"But that charm wears off pretty quickly. Before you know it, you're wearing a shit-stained tracksuit and spending your days picking tare."		613
605	Kim Kitsuragi	"Why didn't you go to the authorities?"		609
606	Idiot Doom Spiral			607 608
607	Idiot Doom Spiral		IsKimHere()	605
608	Idiot Doom Spiral		(IsKimHere()) == false	1084
609	Idiot Doom Spiral	"Well, at one point they came to me, but you know, I didn't have any ID on me -- so they tossed me in jail for two days..."		610
610	Idiot Doom Spiral	"I can't say it increased my faith in the RCM. No offence, gentlemen." He shakes his head.		1085
611	Conceptualization	Truly, he has the soul of an artist.		613
612	None			3
613	None			3
614	Don't Call Abigail	"Don't call Abigail! Don't call!"		615
615	Idiot Doom Spiral	"See?"		225
616	Idiot Doom Spiral			617 618
617	Idiot Doom Spiral		Variable["village.abigail_drunk_alt_greet"]	619
618	Idiot Doom Spiral		(Variable["village.abigail_drunk_alt_greet"]) == false	614
619	Rosemary	"Aye, every word he says is true."		615
620	Rosemary	"Aye, that were a classic, too."		225
621	Kim Kitsuragi	"If you only knew."		225
622	Idiot Doom Spiral	"Well, Tequila, that's part of the legend -- no one knows for sure. There are a couple of possibilities, though..."		346
623	You	"I've got a hunch that it was the undercover cop. I'd want revenge, too."		629
624	You	"I bet he was the jockey. He seems super committed to his sport."		628
625	You	"I've got to agree -- your theory sounds the most plausible."		626
626	Idiot Doom Spiral	"Isn't it? All the pieces fit together perfectly. That's how I know it's right..."		631
627	Idiot Doom Spiral	"Pffft," he spits. "Like you could do better, Tequila..."		631
628	Idiot Doom Spiral	"That explains the horse part, for sure. Don't know why he'd be wearing a tracksuit, though. Seems like a stretch, if you ask me..."		631
629	Idiot Doom Spiral	"That would explain the tracksuit, and his need for revenge. Not sure how the horse fits in, though. I dunno, I don't buy it..." He shrugs.		631
630	You	"None of those really sound plausible, to be honest."		627
631	Idiot Doom Spiral	"Anyway, to each his own. You want to hear any other stories?"		868
632	You	"That's nothing. I've got an even crazier story."		639
633	You	"I've already seen some weird shit on this case. A headless jockey in a tracksuit fits right in."		634
634	Idiot Doom Spiral			635 636
635	Idiot Doom Spiral		IsKimHere()	637
636	Idiot Doom Spiral		(IsKimHere()) == false	638
637	Kim Kitsuragi	"Hard to argue with that, I suppose."		638
638	Idiot Doom Spiral	"That's the reality situation for you. You think you got a handle on it, then BLAM! It throws some wild shit at you..." He takes a long swig, then smiles. "That's why it's critical to stay well hydrated."		650
639	Idiot Doom Spiral	"Yeah? Why don't you go eat shit, Tequila? There's no way you know a better one than that."		641 643 644 642 648
640	Idiot Doom Spiral	"Giants? That the best you got? Give me a break, Tequila."		354
641	You	"What about the Col Do Ma Ma Daqua? It's a magical self-replicating sound!"	IsTHCPresent("col_do_ma_ma_daqua")	647
642	You	"There's the Kind Green Ape. It's very kind... and green."	Variable["tc.cryptid_green_ape"]	646
643	You	"The Gnome of Geroma dissolves its victims with acid."	Variable["tc.cryptid_gnome"]	645
644	You	"The Giant of Koko Nur is as big as a mountain."	Variable["tc.cryptid_giant"] or Variable["whirling.lena_talked_about_giant_of_koko_nur"] == true	640
645	Idiot Doom Spiral	"Acid gnomes? Sounds like a stupid, low-concept band name."		354
646	Idiot Doom Spiral	"Do you always try to pick the lamest option possible? Come on, Tequila!"		354
647	Idiot Doom Spiral	"I have to admit, that's pretty high-concept. Still not as awesome as a headless rider in a FALN tracksuit, though."		354
648	You	"Yeah, actually -- you're right. Nothing comes to mind."		649
649	Idiot Doom Spiral	"Damn right it doesn't. So why don't you just shut up and leave it to the master?"		354
650	None			344
651	Idiot Doom Spiral	"This last one is the most Martinaise story I've ever heard..." He takes an almost comically long swig. Thus fortified, he continues.		652
652	Idiot Doom Spiral	"I've never heard it mentioned outside of here... At first I thought it was a joke, to be honest. But I've been on the coast eight, nine months now and in that time I've seen at least three expeditions come through, searching for something."		1056
653	You	"Cryptids?"	Variable["tc.cryptozoology"]	657
654	You	"Your lost keys?"		658
655	You	"A place to call home?"		659
656	You	"Okay, what kind of expeditions?"		660
657	Idiot Doom Spiral	"Magic animals? No man, this is serious stuff..."		662
658	Idiot Doom Spiral	"Hey, HEY. Fuck you, Tequila," he says, his voice level.		662
659	Idiot Doom Spiral	"No, Tequila. Most people already know where they live. It's guys like you and me that are the exceptions..."		662
660	Idiot Doom Spiral	"All kinds. I've seen archaeologists, gangsters, even a bunch of ad agency types. I'm telling you, Tequila -- this thing's got a pull on certain kinds of people."		668
661	None			653 655 654 656
662	None			661
663	You	"Wait, what do you mean 'certain kinds of people'?"		665
664	Idiot Doom Spiral	"Some of those expeditions come back after a week or so, looking haggard and dejected. Others don't return at all..."		666
665	Idiot Doom Spiral	"You know, obsessive types. People with predilections..."		782
666	Idiot Doom Spiral	"The first time I saw one of these expeditions, I thought they were fucking with me. There was no way it could be true. It was just too high-concept, even for me..."		669
667	Idiot Doom Spiral	"I'm not even sure I should be telling you this story, to be perfectly honest. You're in a fragile state, and it might be too much for you to handle."		674 675
668	Electrochemistry	Wait, there's a tingling back here... the stirring of a faint sensation...		663 782
669	Idiot Doom Spiral			670 671
670	Idiot Doom Spiral		Variable["village.idiot_electro_cocaine"]	672
671	Idiot Doom Spiral		(Variable["village.idiot_electro_cocaine"]) == false	740
672	Electrochemistry	There's no way... it can't be... or can it?		673
673	You	Can't be what?		1057
674	You	"I can handle it."		676
675	You	"You're right, maybe it's not a good idea."		676
676	Idiot Doom Spiral	"Okay, fine, I'll tell you. But I'm warning you, it's pretty out there." His eyes narrow with mystery. "Our story begins at a legendary design studio, right here in Martinaise..."		677
677	Idiot Doom Spiral	"There was this designer, his exact name is lost to history, but in life he was a legend. Made it big in Oranje, where he did some real pioneering work on grotesque and sans-serif typography. A fucking genius, man..."		678
678	Idiot Doom Spiral	He takes a swig, wipes his mouth, then continues. "That is, if he even existed. Who knows? It's an urban legend, after all..."		680
679	Idiot Doom Spiral	"Anyway, sometime later he started his own personal studio here in Martinaise, and that's when he started working on some really wild stuff. I'm talking some glass-smooth, forward looking design language, the kind of thing that would totally overthrow the old regime, design-wise."		685
680	Idiot Doom Spiral			681 682
681	Idiot Doom Spiral		Variable["village.idiot_electro_cocaine"]	683
682	Idiot Doom Spiral		(Variable["village.idiot_electro_cocaine"]) == false	741
683	Electrochemistry	He existed alright. You feel it deep within your basal ganglia. He was as real as you are...		684
684	You	What the fuck are you talking about?		1058
685	Conceptualization	A paradigm-shattering revolutionary!?		686
686	Idiot Doom Spiral	"But then, something turned. You see, it's widely known that nose candy and pioneer graphic design work go hand-in-hand..."		688 689
687	You	"Makes sense. I, too, need a variety of substances to operate at a high level."	SubstanceUsedMore("speed") or SubstanceUsedMore("pyrholidon")	1059
688	You	"Wait -- nose candy?"		690
689	You	"So what happened to him?"		710
690	Idiot Doom Spiral	"You know, Tequila." He taps the side of his nose twice. "Nose candy. The white railroad. Party powder!"		697
691	Idiot Doom Spiral			692 693
692	Idiot Doom Spiral		Variable["village.idiot_electro_cocaine"]	694
693	Idiot Doom Spiral		(Variable["village.idiot_electro_cocaine"]) == false	695
694	Electrochemistry	HE'S TALKING ABOUT COCAINE.		696
695	Electrochemistry	HE'S TALKING ABOUT COCAINE, BABY.		708
696	You	"Ohhh, you mean cocaine."		709
697	Idiot Doom Spiral			698 699
698	Idiot Doom Spiral		IsKimHere()	700
699	Idiot Doom Spiral		(IsKimHere()) == false	691
700	Kim Kitsuragi	"The kids on the street also call it 'snow day'..."		703
701	Kim Kitsuragi	"'Count C,' for its popularity among the aristocratic class of the prior century..."		705 691
702	Idiot Doom Spiral	"'Sinus salt,' 'the white knight'...."		701
703	Encyclopedia	Or 'Irmalan Gold,' for the plateau on which most of the world's supply is grown and harvested, typically by slave labour...		702
704	Encyclopedia	Along with a number of more banal street names: Blow, of course, but also flake, powder, pearl. Really anything that's white will work.		691
705	Idiot Doom Spiral			706 707
706	Idiot Doom Spiral		Variable["village.idiot_encyclo_cocaine"]	704
707	Idiot Doom Spiral		(Variable["village.idiot_encyclo_cocaine"]) == false	783
708	You	"Are you referring to... cocaine?"		709
709	Idiot Doom Spiral	"Shit yeah, Tequila! You know exactly what I'm talking about." He gives you a comradely bump on the shoulder as a couple millilitres of booze slosh out of his bottle.		687 1083
710	Idiot Doom Spiral	"You've got to understand... the work this guy was doing was so high-concept that regular amounts of cocaine just weren't cutting it. By the end they were bringing it in by the lorry load."		711
711	Idiot Doom Spiral	"Now, as you might imagine, snorting that much cocaine can't be healthy for a regular human, right?"		712
712	Endurance	Right.		713
713	Idiot Doom Spiral			714 715
714	Idiot Doom Spiral		Variable["village.idiot_electro_cocaine"]	716
715	Idiot Doom Spiral		(Variable["village.idiot_electro_cocaine"]) == false	717
716	Electrochemistry	WRONG! Do it all the time.		742
717	Electrochemistry	WRONG. It's super healthy. Your brain tells you so, and when has your own brain ever lied to you?		718
718	Idiot Doom Spiral	"Hey, Tequila, pay attention! The story goes that one day he was balls-deep in work on what he thought would be his pièce de résistance: An advert so minimal it contained neither text nor images. Just... pure white..."		719
719	Idiot Doom Spiral	"Apparently the idea was too high-concept even for this genius. He dropped dead right at his desk before he could finish. His last words are recorded to have been: "It's as white as a blizzard... of cocaine!"		720 721 722
720	You	"What a loss for the world of design."		784
721	You	"What a stupid fucking idea."		723
722	You	(Say nothing.)		723
723	Idiot Doom Spiral	"But the story doesn't end there. Supposedly, when they performed the autopsy, the coroner discovered nearly a quarter kilo of coke jammed into his nasal cavity."		724
724	Logic	That's... almost certainly anatomically impossible.		730
725	Idiot Doom Spiral			726 727
726	Idiot Doom Spiral		Variable["village.idiot_electro_cocaine"]	729
727	Idiot Doom Spiral		(Variable["village.idiot_electro_cocaine"]) == false	728
728	Electrochemistry	WRONG, NERD! Where there's a will, there's a way.		733
729	Electrochemistry	WRONG AGAIN, NERD. Where there's a will, there's a way.		733
730	Idiot Doom Spiral			731 732
731	Idiot Doom Spiral		Variable["village.idiot_logic_cocaine"]	725
732	Idiot Doom Spiral		(Variable["village.idiot_logic_cocaine"]) == false	733
733	Idiot Doom Spiral	"That's right. Two-hundred fifty grams of blow had accumulated in there over the years. We're talking high-grade Saramirizian pure, not that cut-rate shit your grandma does."		734
734	Idiot Doom Spiral	"There are those who believe that the designer was buried with this quarter-key of nose candy still lodged in his sinuses. That's what those expeditions are looking for..."		737
735	Electrochemistry	THE COCAINE SKULL.		747 785
736	Idiot Doom Spiral	"The Cocaine Skull!"		1061 1071
737	Idiot Doom Spiral			738 739
738	Idiot Doom Spiral		Variable["village.idiot_electro_cocaine"]	735
739	Idiot Doom Spiral		(Variable["village.idiot_electro_cocaine"]) == false	786
740	Electrochemistry	Wait... There's no way... It can't be... or can it?		667
741	Electrochemistry	He existed alright. You feel it deep within your basal ganglia. He was as real as you are...		679
742	You	Uhh... all the time?		1060
743	You	"Okay, I'm convinced. Let's go find it!" (Undertake it!)	Variable["village.idiot_skull_grave"] or Variable["village.idiot_cocaine_studio"] or Variable["village.idiot_expeditions_talked_about"]	768
744	You	"Surprisingly, I'm not interested in looking for the skull."	Variable["village.idiot_skull_grave"] or Variable["village.idiot_cocaine_studio"] or Variable["village.idiot_expeditions_talked_about"]	762
745	You	"Rosemary, you said something about islets?"		748
746	You	"What have you learned from the other expeditions?"		754
747	You	"The Cocaine... Skull..."		736
748	Idiot Doom Spiral	"Don't listen to him or his grandma. He's just making things up."		749
749	Rosemary	"No, my grandma told me -- I've heard other people say it too. That it's underwater. Or, no..." He thinks. "Maybe it was the storm sewers..."		750
750	Idiot Doom Spiral			751 752
751	Idiot Doom Spiral		IsKimHere()	753
752	Idiot Doom Spiral		(IsKimHere()) == false	759
753	Kim Kitsuragi	"Or maybe it's in the air? Or in an ancient steppe pyramid off shore?"		1082
754	Idiot Doom Spiral	"They're pretty vague about it, in general. The gangsters like to claim they're looking for the grave of a friend... with picks and shovels..."		757
755	Idiot Doom Spiral	"The junkies, for some reason, are pretty upfront about it. They just say they're looking to snort some blow out of a dead man's nasal cavity."		869
756	Idiot Doom Spiral	"By now I'd say I know about as much about it as anyone on the coast."		760
757	Idiot Doom Spiral	"The archaeologists act all official about it, saying they're conducting 'serious research'. Honestly, I think they're not really scientists, just rich."		755
758	None			1069 745 746 743 744
759	None			758
760	None			758
761	None			3
762	Idiot Doom Spiral	"Good thing, because I don't think you can find it right now anyway."		872
763	Idiot Doom Spiral	"Your loss. Could've been an amazing, ridiculous adventure." He shrugs.		764
764	Idiot Doom Spiral			765 766
765	Idiot Doom Spiral		IsKimHere()	767
766	Idiot Doom Spiral		(IsKimHere()) == false	761
767	Kim Kitsuragi	"That's alright. We've got plenty of adventures for one case."		761
768	Idiot Doom Spiral	"Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold on just a minute. Finding it right now is literally impossible."		872
769	You	"Why?"		770
770	Idiot Doom Spiral	"For one, the way is blocked... by that big lorry that says 'Delta Logistics Company' on the side. You'd definitely have to search the area behind that lorry too. Yet it is impassable."		900
771	Idiot Doom Spiral	"It's just not feasible within the economic and temporal frame of our current setup. Matter of fact, unless a bunch of money just falls out of the sky, we might never know what's up with that skull."		773
772	Idiot Doom Spiral	"And second, outfitting an expedition like that is expensive. It'd have to be a big production to do the Cocaine Skull justice. You need new gear, people who know what they're doing, all kinds of provisions..."		771
773	Idiot Doom Spiral			774 775
774	Idiot Doom Spiral		IsKimHere()	776
775	Idiot Doom Spiral		(IsKimHere()) == false	778 781
776	Kim Kitsuragi	"I have to agree. We barely have what we need to solve the case we've got now. We can't afford to run around chasing after quasi-mythical pieces of drug paraphernalia..."		777
777	Kim Kitsuragi	"Besides, it would look extremely bad for the RCM to be caught up in something that has the word COCAINE writ large on it. The PR is tricky on this."		778 781
778	You	"Damn, that's too bad."		875
779	Idiot Doom Spiral	"Yeah, well, that's the reality situation for you. Who knows, though? Maybe someday we'll get our chance..."		780
780	None			3
781	You	"Who cares? It was an idiotic idea anyway."		878
782	You	"What exactly are we talking about here?"		664
783	Encyclopedia	Along with a number of more banal street names: Blow, of course, but also flake, powder, pearl. Really anything that's white will get the idea across.		691
784	Idiot Doom Spiral	"I know, Tequila, I know..." He takes a swig, considers pouring some out for this lost genius, then thinks better of it.		723
785	You	"A skull filled with cocaine?"		736
786	Idiot Doom Spiral			787 788
787	Idiot Doom Spiral		IsKimHere()	789
788	Idiot Doom Spiral		(IsKimHere()) == false	785
789	Kim Kitsuragi	"Oh, dear god," the lieutenant says, his palm rising to meet his face.		736
790	Electrochemistry	Honest men on an honest quest. You should join them.		756
791	Electrochemistry	WHAT?		769
792	Idiot Doom Spiral	"Do you have anything to fortify ol' Doom Spiral? Tell me you got some story juice."		100
793	You	"I changed my mind. I'll help you find your missing jacket."	Variable["village.idiot_jacket_said_no"] == true and CheckItem("missing_jacket_filthy") == false and CheckItem("jacket_faln") == false and Variable["village.ww_washing_jacket"] == true and Variable["TASK.find_idiot_doom_spiral_jacket_done"] == false and Variable["TASK.find_idiot_doom_spiral_jacket"] == false	794
794	Idiot Doom Spiral	"Excellent." He rubs his hands together. "When can you get started? The sooner I get that jacket back, the sooner I can get my life back together."		798 804
795	Idiot Doom Spiral	"That said, I think maybe I was up by the boardwalk? Or walking along the beach? Or checking out the abandoned fish market?"		797
796	Idiot Doom Spiral	"If I knew where I lost it don't you think I'd have it? Come on, man!"		795
797	Idiot Doom Spiral	"Somewhere north of here, that's for sure. You could ask around, see if anyone's seen it."		799
798	You	"Any idea where you last had it?"		796
799	None			3
800	You	"I found your jacket."	(CheckItem("missing_jacket_filthy") or CheckItem("jacket_faln")) and (Variable["TASK.find_idiot_doom_spiral_jacket"] == true or Variable["village.idiot_jacket_said_no"] == true) and Variable["TASK.find_idiot_doom_spiral_jacket_done"] == false and Variable["TASK.wash_dirty_jacket"] == false and Variable["TASK.wash_dirty_jacket_done"] == false	817
801	Idiot Doom Spiral	"Ah, Tequila, I knew you'd come through. That's fucking great, man!"		843
802	Idiot Doom Spiral	"Let me see. What? This isn't my jacket. My jacket was beautiful. This is fucking filthy! What am I supposed to do with this?"		807 808 809
803	You	(Give him the jacket.)		802
804	You	"I'll start right away."		805
805	Idiot Doom Spiral	"You're a god damn hero, Tequila!" He raises his bottle in salute, then takes a gigantic swig.		806
806	None			3
807	You	"Look, I just stumbled upon another dead body. I don't care about the jacket."	Variable["boardwalk.corpse_hub_reached"] == true	810
808	You	"What do you expect? You left it outside for a week!"		810
809	You	"I'm sorry. I found it like this."		810
810	Idiot Doom Spiral	"I'm not taking a disgusting pile of hobo rags. I may be in an irrecoverably decaying orbit, but I've still got standards..."		814
811	Idiot Doom Spiral			812 813
812	Idiot Doom Spiral		IsKimHere()	815
813	Idiot Doom Spiral		(IsKimHere()) == false	840
814	Idiot Doom Spiral	"Either bring it back the way it was before, or find a dumpster to burn it in." He hands it to you.		811
815	Kim Kitsuragi	The lieutenant inspects the jacket in your hands. "You know, despite the guano it looks like the jacket itself is stain-resistant. It may just need a good scrubbing."		816
816	None			3
817	Idiot Doom Spiral			818 819
818	Idiot Doom Spiral		Variable["village.ww_jacket_washed"]	820
819	Idiot Doom Spiral		(Variable["village.ww_jacket_washed"]) == false	801
820	Idiot Doom Spiral	"My jacket?"		832
821	You	"Yeah, the one you had me clean the seagull shit off of."		822
822	Idiot Doom Spiral	A look of consternation crosses the man's face. He looks at you, then at his bottle, then back at you...		823
823	Idiot Doom Spiral	"What the fuck are you talking about, Tequila?"		824 825
824	You	"What the fuck are you talking about?"		827
825	You	"So you're saying this isn't your jacket?"		826
826	Idiot Doom Spiral	"'FALN'? That's medium-concept stuff. Not my style at all... I can't believe I'm saying this, but maybe you should lay off the booze -- It's fucking with your head."		859
827	Idiot Doom Spiral	"Rosemary, what the fuck is Tequila talking about?"		828
828	Rosemary	"Aye, that's the jacket you stole two weeks ago. From the kid who was making it with his gal on the beach."		829
829	Idiot Doom Spiral	"That's disgusting. I've never done anything like that in my life. You're both delusional." He scoffs. "'FALN'? That's medium-concept stuff."		859
830	You	"Your loss. I'm keeping the jacket for myself." (Keep it.)		836
831	Idiot Doom Spiral	"That shit is so medium-concept I wouldn't touch it with a stick. But yeah, okay, I'm sure it looks great on you."		839
832	Idiot Doom Spiral			833 834
833	Idiot Doom Spiral		Variable["village.idiot_gave_dirty_jacket"]	821
834	Idiot Doom Spiral		(Variable["village.idiot_gave_dirty_jacket"]) == false	835
835	You	"Yeah, it was pretty filthy, though, so I got it cleaned for you."		822
836	Idiot Doom Spiral			837 838
837	Idiot Doom Spiral		IsKimHere()	867
838	Idiot Doom Spiral		(IsKimHere()) == false	831
839	None			3
840	Perception (Sight)	Underneath the accumulated filth the jacket itself appears to be stain-resistant. Maybe it just needs a good scrubbing?		816
841	Electrochemistry	Wait! Maybe there's another way... maybe up around the coast? Don't give up now!		779
842	Electrochemistry	What are you talking about? Don't give up! Maybe there's another way... maybe up around the coast?		763
843	None			803 847
844	You	"I already found a filthy jacket near the boardwalk."	CheckItem("missing_jacket_filthy")	845
845	Idiot Doom Spiral	"Holy shit! Tequila, how did you? Never mind -- I don't care, just let me see the jacket."		846
846	None			843
847	You	"I found a little more than I bargained for."	Variable["boardwalk.corpse_hub_reached"] == true	848
848	Idiot Doom Spiral	"What's that supposed to mean?"		849 850
849	You	"Nothing." (Give him the jacket.)		856
850	You	"There was a dead body nearby."		851
851	Idiot Doom Spiral	"What's that got to do with my jacket?"		852 853
852	You	"Probably nothing. Forget about it." (Give him the jacket.)		857
853	You	"It's a pretty freaky coincidence."		854
854	Idiot Doom Spiral	"What do I care about some local stiff? You gonna give me the jacket or no?"		855
855	You	"Fine, take the stupid thing." (Give him the jacket.)		858
856	None			802
857	None			802
858	None			802
859	Logic	It becomes abundantly clear to you how this man managed to lose his keys, business, friends and girlfriend.		1052
860	You	"I went through a lot of trouble to get this for you. Take the fucking jacket." (Give it to him.)		861
861	Idiot Doom Spiral	"You know what? Fine. Maybe I can pawn it for some booze."		862
862	Rosemary	"Aye, good thinking."		839
863	Shivers	In the harbour's dark, her cigarette is a beacon, dancing alone. The image comes to you effortlessly, as though you'd walked the same streets yourself a thousand times.		325
864	Idiot Doom Spiral			865 866
865	Idiot Doom Spiral		Variable["village.idiot_shivers_faln_rider"]	863
866	Idiot Doom Spiral		(Variable["village.idiot_shivers_faln_rider"]) == false	492
867	Idiot Doom Spiral	"That shit is so medium-concept I wouldn't touch it with a stick. But yeah, okay, I'm sure it looks great on you."		912
868	None			344
869	Idiot Doom Spiral			870 871
870	Idiot Doom Spiral		Variable["village.idiot_electro_cocaine"]	790
871	Idiot Doom Spiral		(Variable["village.idiot_electro_cocaine"]) == false	756
872	Idiot Doom Spiral			873 874
873	Idiot Doom Spiral		Variable["village.idiot_electro_cocaine"]	791
874	Idiot Doom Spiral		(Variable["village.idiot_electro_cocaine"]) == false	769
875	Idiot Doom Spiral			876 877
876	Idiot Doom Spiral		Variable["village.idiot_electro_cocaine"]	841
877	Idiot Doom Spiral		(Variable["village.idiot_electro_cocaine"]) == false	779
878	Idiot Doom Spiral			879 880
879	Idiot Doom Spiral		Variable["village.idiot_electro_cocaine"]	842
880	Idiot Doom Spiral		(Variable["village.idiot_electro_cocaine"]) == false	763
881	Idiot Doom Spiral			882 883
882	Idiot Doom Spiral		Variable["TASK.read_the_watermark_done"]	885
883	Idiot Doom Spiral		(Variable["TASK.read_the_watermark_done"]) == false	265
884	Rhetoric	As you've already determined, the actual number is just over 200 -- but what's a little embellishment between friends?		265
885	Idiot Doom Spiral			886 887
886	Idiot Doom Spiral		Variable["tc.solved_cases_216"]	888
887	Idiot Doom Spiral		(Variable["tc.solved_cases_216"]) == false	884
888	Rhetoric	As you've already determined, the actual number is 216 -- but what's a little embellishment between friends?		265
889	You	"I have this blue oblong pen." (Lend him your pen.)	CheckItem("blue_oblong_pen")	1014
890	Idiot Doom Spiral			891 892
891	Idiot Doom Spiral		Variable["village.idiot_gave_blue_oblong_away"]	893
892	Idiot Doom Spiral		(Variable["village.idiot_gave_blue_oblong_away"]) == false	112
893	Idiot Doom Spiral			894 895
894	Idiot Doom Spiral		Variable["village.abigail_drunk_alt_greet"]	897
895	Idiot Doom Spiral		(Variable["village.abigail_drunk_alt_greet"]) == false	896
896	Idiot Doom Spiral	"Don't know if I've mentioned it, but I used to be a businessman and as a businessman I am going to keep the pen for my trouble." He nods confidently.		951
897	Rosemary	"Fuckin' cops, man, always hasslin' the poor folk." He shakes his head. "You know what? I'm keepin' the pen and that's the end of it."		951
898	You	"I've got this blue medicinal spirit, how about that?"	CheckItem("blue_medicinal_spirit")	899
899	Idiot Doom Spiral	He raises his palm as if to shun you back to wherever you came from. "No-no-no, contrary to popular belief, I enjoy being alive."		927
900	Idiot Doom Spiral			901 902
901	Idiot Doom Spiral		Variable["jam.dlc_truck_shivers_orb_done"]	903
902	Idiot Doom Spiral		(Variable["jam.dlc_truck_shivers_orb_done"]) == false	772
903	You	"Oh, right, I've seen that!"		904
904	Idiot Doom Spiral	"Second, outfitting an expedition like that is expensive. It'd have to be a big production -- to do the Cocaine Skull justice. You need new gear, people who know what they're doing, all kinds of provisions..."		771
905	You	"Right, okay. Never mind that I asked."		906
906	Idiot Doom Spiral	He taps against his head. "Askin' is how you get ahead."		907
907	None			523
908	Idiot Doom Spiral			909 910
909	Idiot Doom Spiral		Variable["TASK.find_idiot_doom_spiral_jacket_done"]	911
910	Idiot Doom Spiral		(Variable["TASK.find_idiot_doom_spiral_jacket_done"]) == false	518
911	Idiot Doom Spiral	"Now the only things I haven't lost are these two drunks."		523
912	Kim Kitsuragi	"It's an okay jacket." The lieutenant shrugs. "If you're into that look."		839
913	Idiot Doom Spiral			914 915
914	Idiot Doom Spiral		Variable["village.idiot_kim_witnessed_jacket"]	916
915	Idiot Doom Spiral		(Variable["village.idiot_kim_witnessed_jacket"]) == false	921
916	Kim Kitsuragi	"Okay, let's step aside for a second, I have something I want to talk about."		921
917	Idiot Doom Spiral			918 919
918	Idiot Doom Spiral		Variable["character.kim_talked_about_clothes"]	921
919	Idiot Doom Spiral		(Variable["character.kim_talked_about_clothes"]) == false	913
920	None
921	None			920
922	You	“You mean this jacket that I discovered on the boardwalk and had cleaned on a whim?”		926
923	Idiot Doom Spiral			924 925
924	Idiot Doom Spiral		CheckItem("jacket_faln")	922
925	Idiot Doom Spiral		(CheckItem("jacket_faln")) == false	844 551 552 553
926	Idiot Doom Spiral	"Hmmm." The man examines the jacket for a moment, a look of consternation on his brow...		933
927	None			54
928	None			3
929	Kim Kitsuragi	"At least you got a nice jacket for your troubles." The lieutenant shrugs.		928
930	Idiot Doom Spiral			931 932
931	Idiot Doom Spiral		IsKimHere()	929
932	Idiot Doom Spiral		(IsKimHere()) == false	928
933	Idiot Doom Spiral	"Nah, this isn't it. 'FALN'? That's medium-concept stuff. Totally not my style."		934 935
934	You	"So you're saying there's another lost jacket out there somewhere?"		937
935	You	"C'mon, man, this is your jacket. You just don't remember it."		936
936	Idiot Doom Spiral	"No fucking way. Idiot Doom Spiral never forgets a piece of premium menswear..."		939
937	Idiot Doom Spiral	"It's a big world out there, Tequila. Lotta lost jackets in it. Don't know why you'd think this could possibly be mine..."		939
938	Idiot Doom Spiral	"Tell you what, Tequila: Why don't you just hang onto that one. I'll get another jacket, some day..."		930
939	Rosemary	"Ey, Doom Spiral! Ain't that the jacket you stole the other week?"		940
940	Idiot Doom Spiral	"Not on your fucking life, Rosemary! What's wrong with you people? Like I'd be caught dead wearing 'FALN' like some low-concept bicycle courier..."		938
941	Idiot Doom Spiral			942 943
942	Idiot Doom Spiral		IsKimHere()	944
943	Idiot Doom Spiral		(IsKimHere()) == false	945
944	Kim Kitsuragi	"Thank you for your services, gentlemen." He turns to you. "Should we go and mail this? I think I saw a mailbox on the plaza."		946 947
945	Idiot Doom Spiral	"Anything else this merry band of adventurers can do for you, or do you need to go and mail that serious looking document of yours?" His face lightens up. "I think I saw a mailbox near the plaza."		946 947
946	You	"A few more questions first."		948
947	You	"Mailbox... plaza... got it!" [Leave.]
948	Idiot Doom Spiral	"Okay, what's on your mind?"		42
949	Don't Call Abigail	The man mumbles incoherently.		23
950	Interfacing	Not exactly an expert forgery. Don't Call Abigail would have signed something more like Domwtclall Abheqoeel.		32
951	Interfacing	Nooooo! That was my favourite thing, of all the things you have.		961
952	Rosemary	"I got a freebie, when I purchased a whole carton of cigarettes." He produces a white pen with brown logos. "Smoke cigarettes, get a free pen. Deals don't come any sweeter."		953
953	Perception (Sight)	The writing under the tiny crown logo reads Royal Extra.		1017
954	Idiot Doom Spiral			955 956
955	Idiot Doom Spiral		CheckItem("gun_ruby") or CheckItem("gun_villiers")	957
956	Idiot Doom Spiral		(CheckItem("gun_ruby") or CheckItem("gun_villiers")) == false	958
957	Hand/Eye Coordination	My favourite is the gun.		959
958	Hand/Eye Coordination	My favourite is the gun he lost.		959
959	None			32
960	Inland Empire	Tequila... Tequila Sunset... Something ominous there.		168
961	Idiot Doom Spiral			962 963
962	Idiot Doom Spiral		Variable["village.idiot_interfacing_favorite"] == true	954
963	Idiot Doom Spiral		(Variable["village.idiot_interfacing_favorite"] == true) == false	959
964	You	"Okay, here's your jacket. Fresh washed!"	CheckItem("jacket_faln") and Variable["TASK.find_idiot_doom_spiral_jacket"] == true and Variable["TASK.find_idiot_doom_spiral_jacket_done"] == false	820
965	You	"I don't have any on me right now." (Lie.)	CheckItemGroup("alcohol") == true	86
966	You	"You've done a great service to the community, to the RCM and to Revachol."		970
967	You	"That's it then. The deed is done."		972
968	You	"Mailbox, plaza -- got it! Bye!" [Leave.]
969	Kim Kitsuragi	"Thank you for your help." He turns to you. "Should we go and mail this? I think I saw a mailbox on the plaza."		971 968
970	Idiot Doom Spiral	"Hey, guys -- I'm a hero!" He hands you the envelope, and waves his hand erratically at his companions.		976
971	You	"I wanna ask these guys a couple of things first."		983
972	Idiot Doom Spiral	"Glad to have been of assistance!" He gives you a thumbs up, and the envelope also. "After all this time, I feel like I've made a difference..."		979
973	Idiot Doom Spiral			974 975
974	Idiot Doom Spiral		Variable["village.idiot_interfacing_favorite"] == true	987
975	Idiot Doom Spiral		(Variable["village.idiot_interfacing_favorite"] == true) == false	1001
976	Rosemary	"Hell yes!" The red-nosed drunk brings his hand up to his head for a salute.		979
977	Idiot Doom Spiral	"Anything else this merry band of adventurers can do for you, or do you need to go and mail that serious looking document of yours?" His face lightens up. "There's a mailbox on the plaza."		971 968
978	Don't Call Abigail	The incapacitated drunk lays there snoring like an ancient rusting tractor.		993
979	Idiot Doom Spiral			980 981
980	Idiot Doom Spiral		Variable["village.abigail_drunk_alt_greet"]	978
981	Idiot Doom Spiral		(Variable["village.abigail_drunk_alt_greet"]) == false	982
982	Don't Call Abigail	"Don't call Abigail!" The drunk in the pipe snorts and takes a swig from his bottle. The bottle is empty.		993
983	Idiot Doom Spiral	"Okay, what's on your mind?"		985
984	Hand/Eye Coordination	My favourite was the gun he lost.		1001
985	None			3
986	Hand/Eye Coordination	My favourite is the gun.		1001
987	Idiot Doom Spiral			988 989
988	Idiot Doom Spiral		CheckItem("gun_ruby") or CheckItem("gun_villiers")	986
989	Idiot Doom Spiral		(CheckItem("gun_ruby") or CheckItem("gun_villiers")) == false	984
990	Idiot Doom Spiral	"Don't know if I've mentioned it, but I used to be a businessman and as a businessman I am going to keep the pen for my trouble." He nods confidently.		999
991	You	"Uh, can I have the pen back too?"	Variable["village.idiot_gave_pen_away_too"] == true or Variable["village.idiot_gave_blue_oblong_away"] == true and Variable["village.idiot_pen_return_refused"] == false	996
992	Idiot Doom Spiral	"Don't know if I've mentioned it, but I used to be a businessman and as a businessman I am going to keep the pen for my trouble." He nods confidently.		999
993	Idiot Doom Spiral			994 995
994	Idiot Doom Spiral		IsKimHere()	969
995	Idiot Doom Spiral		(IsKimHere()) == false	977
996	Idiot Doom Spiral			997 998
997	Idiot Doom Spiral		Variable["village.idiot_gave_blue_oblong_away"]	992
998	Idiot Doom Spiral		(Variable["village.idiot_gave_blue_oblong_away"]) == false	990
999	Interfacing	Nooooo! That was my favourite thing, of all the things you have. This had better be worth losing the pen for.		973
1000	None			991 966 967
1001	None			1000
1002	Idiot Doom Spiral			1003 1004
1003	Idiot Doom Spiral		Variable["TASK.apprehend_reckless_driver_done"]	166
1004	Idiot Doom Spiral		(Variable["TASK.apprehend_reckless_driver_done"]) == false	1005
1005	Idiot Doom Spiral	"I don't think you're ready for that grade of reality yet. It'd be ill-advised for me to tell you. You gotta go do the intro yourself -- come back when you've been to the motor carriage, Tequila." He sips his beer.		1023
1006	None			3
1007	Idiot Doom Spiral			1008 1009
1008	Idiot Doom Spiral		Variable["TASK.apprehend_reckless_driver_done"]	165
1009	Idiot Doom Spiral		(Variable["TASK.apprehend_reckless_driver_done"]) == false	1005
1010	You	"Idiot Doom Spiral... I am ready now. I've seen it. Tell me the story of Tequila Sunset."	Variable["TASK.apprehend_reckless_driver_done"] == true and Variable["coast.idiot_reality_responsibility"] == true and Variable["coast.idiot_teq_story_end_reach"] == false	1029
1011	You	"So, uh -- can you tell me the Tequila Sunset story now?"	Variable["TASK.apprehend_reckless_driver_done"] == false and Variable["coast.idiot_reality_responsibility"] == true and Variable["coast.idiot_teq_story_end_reach"] == false	1013
1012	None			3
1013	Idiot Doom Spiral	"Didn't I already say, I don't wanna be the one who breaks it to you? You have to get acquainted with the event first! It'd be irresponsible..." The man shakes his head. His gray eyes look into yours.		1024
1014	Idiot Doom Spiral			1015 1016
1015	Idiot Doom Spiral		CheckItem("white_envelope_lilienne_signed")	109
1016	Idiot Doom Spiral		(CheckItem("white_envelope_lilienne_signed")) == false	1020
1017	Idiot Doom Spiral			1018 1019
1018	Idiot Doom Spiral		CheckItem("white_envelope_lilienne_signed")	1021
1019	Idiot Doom Spiral		(CheckItem("white_envelope_lilienne_signed")) == false	14
1020	Idiot Doom Spiral	"Alright!" He grabs the pen and paper and carefully, scribbles on the dotted line -- next to Lilienne's signature -- 'Idiot Doom Spiral'.		17
1021	Idiot Doom Spiral	"Thanks, Rosie." He grabs the pen and paper and carefully, scribbles on the dotted line -- next to Lilienne's signature -- 'Idiot Doom Spiral'.		1000
1022	None			3
1023	Visual Calculus	He points toward the waterline with his bottle.		1006
1024	Half Light	...and also scary to tell you.		1025
1025	Volition	You need to face up to it. Go to the sea, inspect the machine.		1012
1026	Don't Call Abigail	"Please... please don't call... don't call..." begs the man in the pipe.		1027
1027	Idiot Doom Spiral	"Okay, we're drinking. We're drinking alcohol -- that's what we're doing. I tried to save the world once, a long time ago, with enterprise, creativity and willpower, but that didn't work out."		1028
1028	Idiot Doom Spiral	"So now it's a pirate's life for me."		82
1029	Idiot Doom Spiral	"Mhm. Let me take a sip to moisten up my chords..." He takes a big sip, then begins: "Tequila Sunset rolled into Martinaise last Friday. And by Tequila Sunset I mean you -- the man, the myth."		1031
1030	None			174 173
1031	None			1030
1032	Conceptualization	It is.		377
1033	Physical Instrument	Your hands cramp on the steering levers.		211
1034	Empathy	It's not meant as a joke. He's sorry for the Hermit Cop.		257
1035	None			225
1036	Idiot Doom Spiral	"You also kept pausing to knock the heel of your hand against your temples, saying 'Boring, boring, boring.'"		257
1037	Rosemary	"All kinds sir. Beer and wine."		74
1038	Idiot Doom Spiral			1039 1040
1039	Idiot Doom Spiral		Variable["village.idiot_exited_once"]	917
1040	Idiot Doom Spiral		(Variable["village.idiot_exited_once"]) == false	6
1041	You	"What happened?"		285
1042	Idiot Doom Spiral	"God bless them, though. I'd be alone without them. Anyway, that was all the story one bottle gets you." He turns his eyes to the bottle. "Almost empty this one..."		613
1043	You	"I'm almost homeless myself. Doesn't seem so bad."	IsTHCPresent("hobocop") == false	308
1044	Half Light	He's right. It's incredibly annoying.		287
1045	Empathy	You of all people should empathize with this. Perhaps this lost jacket is something you could help with...		1047
1046	Reaction Speed	A lost jacket? Sounds like a mystery you could look into...		523
1047	Idiot Doom Spiral			1048 1049
1048	Idiot Doom Spiral		Variable["village.idiot_empathy_success"]	523
1049	Idiot Doom Spiral		(Variable["village.idiot_empathy_success"]) == false	1046
1050	You	"That's a lot of places."		556
1051	Drama	He really has no idea who this Ruby is, sire.		1022
1052	Electrochemistry	I'm calling it -- it's neurological.		830 860
1053	Drama	...the pause is long and dramatic...		333
1054	Idiot Doom Spiral	"It's the Headless FALN Rider. A headless man wearing a FALN tracksuit. Riding a horse. In search for the FALN cap that went missing -- when he lost his head."		1055
1055	None			324 493 334 335
1056	Shivers	A shovel hits the sand somewhere behind the reeds, near an abandoned construction yard. The young men look over their shoulders, suspiciously. The sound of their digging seems loud in the sudden silence.		661
1057	Electrochemistry	You know...		667
1058	Electrochemistry	I'm talking about...		679
1059	Idiot Doom Spiral	"I'm not surprised. Many men find it hard reaching that final level of genius without blow."		1083
1060	Electrochemistry	All day, baby...		718
1061	You	"Wow."		1062
1062	Idiot Doom Spiral	"No," he corrects you: "WOW!!"		1071
1063	Rosemary	"And why wouldn't they, ey? Sounds like right strong stuff."		759
1064	Idiot Doom Spiral	"I'm pretty sure they all just want to snort it, though."		1063
1065	Electrochemistry	Bullshit. They just want to snort it. But you could beat them to it, Harry. You could snort the magic skull cocaine instead...		1064
1066	Idiot Doom Spiral			1067 1068
1067	Idiot Doom Spiral		Variable["village.idiot_electro_cocaine"]	1065
1068	Idiot Doom Spiral		(Variable["village.idiot_electro_cocaine"]) == false	1064
1069	You	"What do these expeditions plan to do with it?"		1070
1070	Idiot Doom Spiral	"The archaeologists say they want to put it in a museum. The gangsters say they want to sell it on the black market. And the ad agency guys say they're seeking inspiration..."		1066
1071	You	"And why do people think the skull is here, in Martinaise?"		1072
1072	Idiot Doom Spiral	"Here's the kicker -- this designer, this lead designer of a world famous design studio -- was born in Martinaise. A local boy. Martin Martinaise."		1073
1073	Idiot Doom Spiral	"That's why he brought his studio here -- back to where it all began. And that's why they buried him here too -- perhaps right under Abs' pipe there..." he points to the pipe.		1074
1074	Idiot Doom Spiral	"Or probably further down the coast? Or in some yard in Martinaise proper. A hidden mausoleum? No one knows exactly."		1075
1075	Rosemary	"No, my grandma' always told me his grave lays somewhere on the islets on the bay..."		1076
1076	Idiot Doom Spiral			1077 1078
1077	Idiot Doom Spiral		IsKimHere()	1079
1078	Idiot Doom Spiral		(IsKimHere()) == false	1081
1079	Kim Kitsuragi	"This is ludicrous." The lieutenant turns to you. "And physically impossible. Sinuses can't contain that amount of anything."		1080
1080	Inland Empire	Now, now detective... always the sceptic.		1081
1081	Interfacing	My only question is -- where does one get a shovel?		758
1082	Inland Empire	In a pyramid? Now that would be something...		759
1083	None			689
1084	None			306
1085	None			306
1086	None			652
1087	None			272
1088	Rhetoric	He says it like it's obviously your name. Like you call someone Billy Brunuel or 'Leader of the Fourth Street Gang'.		1089
1089	Inland Empire	Good, these people know your true name. Looks like it has preceded you, Mr. Sunset. More on that later.		1090
1090	Idiot Doom Spiral			1091 1092
1091	Idiot Doom Spiral		Variable["whirling.necktie_personified"] and CheckEquipped("neck_tie")	1093
1092	Idiot Doom Spiral		(Variable["whirling.necktie_personified"] and CheckEquipped("neck_tie")) == false	145
1093	Horrific Necktie	I like this guy. You should, too. He respects you by calling you your true name.		145
1094	Suggestion	This guy's your buddy-buddy. You feel it immediately: you belong to an organization. A fraternity. Of drunks.		1095
1095	Conceptualization	Idiot Doom Spiral, huh? This is bound to be a good, high-concept conversation. At last!		1460
1096	Electrochemistry	It's a touchy topic. He hasn't gotten laid in ages.		1051
1097	Inland Empire	No-no. You need the wisdom.		169 170
1098	Idiot Doom Spiral			1099 1100
1099	Idiot Doom Spiral		Variable["whirling.necktie_personified"] and CheckEquipped("neck_tie")	1101
1100	Idiot Doom Spiral		(Variable["whirling.necktie_personified"] and CheckEquipped("neck_tie")) == false	187
1101	Horrific Necktie	Oh yes, you do, bratushka. The only thing better than that is pushing the pedal to the metal after you kiss the tie. And off we go...		187
1102	Rosemary	"No one's fucked me. I do the fucking around here."		1103
1103	Don't Call Abigail	"Abigail..."		243
1104	Empathy	It's more like you were cramping theirs.		246
1105	You	"Wait, on the second thought -- I've heard enough."	Variable["village.idiot_told_name_story_already"]	1106
1106	Idiot Doom Spiral	"So you don't want to just hear the same story again? Okay, okay. Huh." He looks taken aback.		1107
1107	None			3
1108	You	"Do you know any Personal Brand Strategists? I need to start building my image." (Show him the certificate.)	IsTaskActive("TASK.get_wealth_manager") and Variable["village.idiot_application_hub_reached"] == false and CheckItem("stock_certificate")	1109
1109	Idiot Doom Spiral	He scans the document and lets out a long, low whistle. "Things have really turned around for you, haven't they? You've got big money problems now." He looks back at you, eyes gleaming.		1120
1110	Idiot Doom Spiral	"What do you need to know?" He leans forward and takes another sip from his bottle, brows knitted together in mock seriousness.		1112
1111	Volition	What you truly want to know is -- can you really trust your entire fortune to a drunk who lost his house keys while out for a jog?		1143
1112	Idiot Doom Spiral			1113 1114
1113	Idiot Doom Spiral		Variable["village.idiot_told_name_story_already"]	1111
1114	Idiot Doom Spiral		(Variable["village.idiot_told_name_story_already"]) == false	1115
1115	Volition	He doesn't exactly come across as responsible. Are you sure you can trust him with your entire fortune?		1143
1116	You	"Let's talk about improving my personal brand again..."	IsTaskActive("TASK.get_wealth_manager") and Variable["village.idiot_application_hub_reached"]	1117
1117	Idiot Doom Spiral	"Right on." He swigs his beer. "Have you made your mind up?"		1295
1118	You	"So I checked out the horseback monument..."	IsTaskActive("TASK.discuss_renovation_ids")--[[ Variable[ ]]	1119
1119	Idiot Doom Spiral	"No one does it better than me, eh?" He claps his hands in delight. "I was able to get it all together -- and so fast too. No wonder I used to be an industry leader..."		1284
1120	Idiot Doom Spiral	"Don't be shy, Tequila. Of course I'll do it." He ploughs a thumb into his chest. "I'm your man."		1121 1122 1123
1121	You	"What do you mean you're 'my man'?"		1128
1122	You	"Sorry, I'm already taken." (Nod at Kim.)	IsKimHere()	1126
1123	You	"No, you've misunderstood me -- I want you to recommend a Personal Brand Strategist, not become one."		1124
1124	Idiot Doom Spiral	"Tequila, Tequila... You don't know what you're missing out on. Those other guys? They'll just steal your money while providing meagre service."		1125
1125	Idiot Doom Spiral	"Now me, on the other hand? I only provide very high-concept ideas. And as I already understand your needs I can marry them with your brand easily. I'll help you make your mark."		1131
1126	Kim Kitsuragi	The lieutenant is about to say something, but gets cut off...		1130
1127	Idiot Doom Spiral	"But I've got something the others don't. I'm on your level. And as I already understand your needs I can marry my high-concept ideas with your brand easily. I'll help you make your mark."		1131
1128	Idiot Doom Spiral	"Your Personal Brand Strategist man. Now I know I'm not your 'typical' choice. I don't wear a suit, I'm not a hundred years old, I'm not about to die tomorrow..."		1129
1129	Endurance	Not so sure about the last part, with all that drinking...		1127
1130	Idiot Doom Spiral	"Listen, I'm not about to come between you two. I know my place, eh? I'll just be your Personal Brand Strategist man. Your high-concept idea generator. Yeah?"		1131
1131	Savoir Faire	Great can-do attitude! A billion reál mindset. Clinically insane energy! Hire him on the spot!!		1132 1133
1132	You	"That's it, you're hired!"		1134
1133	You	"This voice in my head tells me to hire you, but I'm not so sure..."		1134
1134	Idiot Doom Spiral	"No, Tequila, no..." He sighs heavily. "I'm a professional, you see. I insist that you give me a formal interview. It wouldn't be fair on the other candidates if you didn't."		1110
1135	None			1136 1137 1138 1139 1195 1202 1142
1136	You	"Relevant experience?"		1145
1137	You	"I have reservations about your... personal responsibility."	Variable["village.idiot_told_name_story_already"]	1177
1138	You	"How does your drinking impact your work performance?"		1191
1139	You	"Alright, give me your best pitch."		1178
1140	Idiot Doom Spiral	"Sure, my man, let's circle back whenever you want." He hiccups. "Take your time. I'll be here."		1141
1141	None			3
1142	You	"Let's come back to this later."		1140
1143	Endurance	Grill him a bit, see how he performs under pressure.		1135
1144	You	"Like what -- any examples?"		1146
1145	Idiot Doom Spiral	"I used to be a moderately-high-net-worth individual myself, if I can say so. I've managed big money before, played the game, hustled the movers of the marketing world..."		1149
1146	Idiot Doom Spiral	"Remember when Maria Kapaleva caused an uproar by walking the red carpet in those slippers -- the ones with the stick-on jiggly tits?"		1154
1147	Idiot Doom Spiral	"Numbers? How about fifteen fucking years of jamming art into people's heads? That's hundreds of high-concept ideas developed and executed for those fancy corp boys in their suits. The result?" He leans back, ready for his mic-drop...		1172
1148	You	"I need numbers -- years of service, P&L statements..."		1147
1149	Perception (Sight)	A subtle smile lights up his puffy face, like a ray of sun breaking through the stratosphere. He likes reminiscing.		1150
1150	Idiot Doom Spiral	"At the Boom Boom Room I directed a team of talent architects. People so high concept their names were nothing but a single letter. We had manic ideas, fuelled by copious amounts of coffee-flavoured whey powder. We did stuff no one had ever seen before -- or since!"		1151
1151	Conceptualization	We're going to need examples here -- just going by one of your initials doesn't cut it.		1152
1152	Logic	You're after measurable performance, not tales of happy memories. Numbers, please! How many years did he work, what profits did he earn?		1144 1148
1153	Idiot Doom Spiral	"That was me. I did that." He looks up at the sky, victorious and content like an old cat. "We sold a lot of slippers that year..."		1167
1154	Encyclopedia	Yes, yes we do remember that...		1155
1155	Idiot Doom Spiral			1156 1157
1156	Idiot Doom Spiral		Variable["village.idiot_ultralib_kapaleva_encyc"]	1153
1157	Idiot Doom Spiral		(Variable["village.idiot_ultralib_kapaleva_encyc"]) == false	1158
1158	Encyclopedia	No, we don't?		1159
1159	Idiot Doom Spiral			1160 1161
1160	Idiot Doom Spiral		Variable["village.idiot_ultralib_kapaleva_encyc_nope"]	1162
1161	Idiot Doom Spiral		(Variable["village.idiot_ultralib_kapaleva_encyc_nope"]) == false	1153
1162	Electrochemistry	But why don't we remember that??!		1164
1163	Composure	It's because it's not cool or stylish. It's lame and out -- even Ms. Kapaleva couldn't pull it off.		1153
1164	Idiot Doom Spiral			1165 1166
1165	Idiot Doom Spiral		Variable["village.idiot_ultralib_kapaleva_encyc_nope"]	1163
1166	Idiot Doom Spiral		(Variable["village.idiot_ultralib_kapaleva_encyc_nope"]) == false	1153
1167	Idiot Doom Spiral			1168 1169
1168	Idiot Doom Spiral		Variable["village.idiot_ultralib_kapaleva_encyc"]	1170
1169	Idiot Doom Spiral		(Variable["village.idiot_ultralib_kapaleva_encyc"]) == false	1206
1170	Encyclopedia	Alright, here we go -- Ms. Kapaleva (née Olga Grebennikova) was once known as East Revachol's premier vedette and sex symbol. Her role in director Do Do Chakan's sexploitation motion picture 'Psychotronic Stripper' launched her into stardom. She's been voted Most Captivating Woman by La Fayette three years running.		1171
1171	Electrochemistry	Three years, you hear that? Three years... how hot did she have to be?!		1206
1172	Idiot Doom Spiral	"Millions of reál generated for clients. I've made my name in this world."		1174
1173	Volition	And then he lost it all by going for a jog... not exactly inspiring.		1204
1174	Idiot Doom Spiral			1175 1176
1175	Idiot Doom Spiral		Variable["village.idiot_told_name_story_already"]	1173
1176	Idiot Doom Spiral		(Variable["village.idiot_told_name_story_already"]) == false	1204
1177	Idiot Doom Spiral	"Tequila, Tequila... Whatever's going on in my reality situation doesn't have any bearings on yours. This is all about you and your future. Ask me about that."		1207
1178	Idiot Doom Spiral	"Okay, okay, let me get a sip first..." He manages to down half a bottle, then sits up straight, a hazy but oddly determined stare in his eyes. His finger shoots up.		1179
1179	Idiot Doom Spiral	"You see, net worth means nothing to the people of Martinaise. Nada. Null. For them to see your wealth, to really respect that, you need to convert it into something real, something tangible. The bigger the better." He peers into his bottle for inspiration.		1181 1182 1183 1184 1340
1180	Idiot Doom Spiral	"The horseback monument!" He snaps his fingers. "That's the centre of the district -- they'd have to pay attention to that. We could get your name up there in lights. Damn thing's due for a re-conceptualization anyway."		1186
1181	You	"What are you talking about? I'm the hottest shit in town. I'm as real as it gets."		1180
1182	You	"There's nothing more real than the End of Everything."		1180
1183	You	"Yeah, okay. Real like paying your bills or eating malt fibre in the morning."		1180
1184	You	"To never even grasp the idea of economic nonentities... I feel sorry for them."		1180
1185	Kim Kitsuragi	"You're aware that monument is supposed to look like it's exploding? It doesn't need renovating."		1189
1186	Idiot Doom Spiral			1187 1188
1187	Idiot Doom Spiral		IsKimHere()	1185
1188	Idiot Doom Spiral		(IsKimHere()) == false	1190
1189	Idiot Doom Spiral	"I didn't say renovating, I said re-conceptualization. It's medium-concept shit is what it is," he says, spitting out each word.		1190
1190	Conceptualization	Hmm... the level of conceptualization could always be higher, yes.		1192
1191	Idiot Doom Spiral	"Drinking is the fuel to my fire. Moistens me up to ensure the high concepts have a smooth landing." He tries taking another sip from the bottle, but misses and pours some of its contents inside his collar.		1193
1192	Reaction Speed	But what would it cost?		1205
1193	Idiot Doom Spiral	"Ah, shit..."		1194
1194	Hand/Eye Coordination	He could definitely work more on his Hand/Eye Coordination...		1203
1195	You	"How much is this going to cost me?"	Variable["village.idiot_pitch_heard"]	1200
1196	Idiot Doom Spiral			1197 1198
1197	Idiot Doom Spiral		IsKimHere()	1199
1198	Idiot Doom Spiral		(IsKimHere()) == false	1201
1199	Kim Kitsuragi	"We really haven't got time for this," the lieutenant says, getting impatient. "In case you've forgotten, we're supposed to be investigating a murder."		1201
1200	Idiot Doom Spiral	"Nothing up front. That's 'cause I always put the client first. My cut'll come out of the back-end, after we've made you a sensation...."		1196
1201	Idiot Doom Spiral	"And forget about contractors and the like. This job I'm handling personally, concept and execution," he continues. "Any unexpected expenses we'll take care of later. Can't let price compromise the work. Easy."		1208
1202	You	"Okay, let's do it, you're hired!" (Accept his offer.)	Variable["village.idiot_pitch_heard"]	1209
1203	Empathy	You should hire him and ask him to stop drinking. Everyone deserves a second (or third) chance.		1207
1204	None			1135
1205	None			1135
1206	None			1135
1207	None			1135
1208	None			1135
1209	Idiot Doom Spiral	"That's it, I'm BACK!" He takes a celebratory swig -- a big one. Too big. The brown liquid cascades down his face and floods his nostrils. Once he's finished choking he spits on the ground.		1210
1210	Idiot Doom Spiral	"Sorry about that, my friend. This isn't about me, this is about you, of course. A chance for you to give back to the community. To get your brand out there. To teach them your name." He spreads his hands across the sky...		1211
1211	Idiot Doom Spiral	"I can already see it -- Tequila Sunset -- spelled out in cathode rays. Luminous against the evening sky. There won't be a single kid in this town who doesn't know who you are."		1212
1212	Empathy	This is a good moment to bring up his drinking... He'll get nothing done if he continues like that.		1213
1213	None			1214 1219
1214	You	"One more thing -- you're going to have to cut back on the booze."		1215
1215	Idiot Doom Spiral	"Whoa there!" The man looks taken aback, hands high in the air. Tiny droplets of beer flicker in his beard like miniscule pearls.		1216
1216	Electrochemistry	Yeah, whoa there! What is this, the fun police?!		1218
1217	None			3
1218	Idiot Doom Spiral	"No need to worry about that," he says, his inebriated mouth twisting into odd shapes, "I've got it all under control. Besides, it helps with my creativity. Gets the business juices flowing, y'know?" He finishes it off with a wink.		1273 1274 1275 1280
1219	You	"Good, when can you start work?"		1220
1220	Idiot Doom Spiral	"Give me half an hour, my friend. In fact," he raises his grubby finger again, "I demand you to sit down here and not move until I'm back. Open a beer, chat with your old pals..."		1221
1221	Idiot Doom Spiral			1222 1223
1222	Idiot Doom Spiral		IsKimHere()	1224
1223	Idiot Doom Spiral		(IsKimHere()) == false	1235
1224	Kim Kitsuragi	The lieutenant massages his temples and looks down at the ground.		1226
1225	Idiot Doom Spiral	"Relax. I see you both running around like maniacs, just back and forth, back and forth. Gotta live a little, enjoy the sun."		1470
1226	Esprit de Corps	There is little time for this...		1227
1227	Idiot Doom Spiral			1228 1229
1228	Idiot Doom Spiral		Variable["auto.is_raining"]	1234
1229	Idiot Doom Spiral		(Variable["auto.is_raining"]) == false	1230
1230	Idiot Doom Spiral			1231 1232
1231	Idiot Doom Spiral		Variable["auto.is_snowing"]	1233
1232	Idiot Doom Spiral		(Variable["auto.is_snowing"]) == false	1225
1233	Idiot Doom Spiral	"Relax. I see you both running around like maniacs, just back and forth, back and forth. Gotta live a little, enjoy the day."		1468
1234	Idiot Doom Spiral	"Relax. I see you both running around like maniacs, just back and forth, back and forth. Gotta live a little, enjoy the day."		1469
1235	Idiot Doom Spiral			1236 1237
1236	Idiot Doom Spiral		Variable["auto.is_raining"]	1243
1237	Idiot Doom Spiral		(Variable["auto.is_raining"]) == false	1238
1238	Idiot Doom Spiral			1239 1240
1239	Idiot Doom Spiral		Variable["auto.is_snowing"]	1242
1240	Idiot Doom Spiral		(Variable["auto.is_snowing"]) == false	1241
1241	Idiot Doom Spiral	"Relax. I see you running around like a maniac, just back and forth, back and forth. Gotta live a little, enjoy the sun."		1467
1242	Idiot Doom Spiral	"Relax. I see you running around like a maniac, just back and forth, back and forth. Gotta live a little, enjoy the day."		1468
1243	Idiot Doom Spiral	"Relax. I see you running around like a maniac, just back and forth, back and forth. Gotta live a little, enjoy the day."		1469
1244	None			1245 1246
1245	You	"I don't think I have time to just sit and wait..."		1247
1246	You	"Sure, sounds like a much-needed break from all the work."		1251
1247	Idiot Doom Spiral	"No, Tequila, let me take care of it."		1474
1248	Idiot Doom Spiral	After what feels like ages, you hear the fence creaking as if under a large weight. Look at him. Just look at him.		1464
1249	Rosemary	You chat a bit with old Rosemary...		1250
1250	Don't Call Abigail	Then try to strike up a conversation with Don't Call Abigail about something other than Abigail (to no avail)... It's all about Abigail.		1252
1251	Idiot Doom Spiral	"Exactly! Just give me a minute or two..."		1474
1252	Idiot Doom Spiral			1253 1254
1253	Idiot Doom Spiral		IsKimHere()	1255
1254	Idiot Doom Spiral		(IsKimHere()) == false	1248
1255	Kim Kitsuragi	The lieutenant sits silent the entire time, preferring to focus on his notebook.		1259
1256	You	"Here he is -- the man of the hour!"		1260
1257	You	"All finished?"		1260
1258	You	"We've pissed off the lieutenant!" (Look at Kim.)	IsKimHere()	1260
1259	Esprit de Corps	Clearly we have better things to do than sit down and chat with a bunch of drunks!		1248
1260	Idiot Doom Spiral	"I know, I know. Ran into some problems there -- material shortages and the like -- but don't worry, genius thrives under constraints!" He points at himself, proud and happy. "That's why you pay for the best..."		1475
1261	Conceptualization	What an athlete! There should be a new word for drunk moves like that -- like alco-lete or gin-nast!		1262
1262	Hand/Eye Coordination	He can't even walk straight. How did he write your name in cathode rays?		1263 1264
1263	You	"You seem a bit drunk. You sure you're happy with your work?"	Variable["village.idiot_drunker_than_before"]	1270
1264	You	"Good, good. Can I go and take a look at the monument now?"		1272
1265	Idiot Doom Spiral			1266 1267
1266	Idiot Doom Spiral		IsKimHere()	1268
1267	Idiot Doom Spiral		(IsKimHere()) == false	1271
1268	Kim Kitsuragi	The lieutenant closes his notebook and nods at you, ready to go.		1271
1269	Idiot Doom Spiral	"Just head on over to the horseback monument. You'll see. World's gonna know -- about you, me, and the shiny numbers in our bank account."		1265
1270	Idiot Doom Spiral	"Of course I am. When you're ready -- and I don't think you ever will be..." He pauses to pick up his bottle.		1269
1271	Idiot Doom Spiral	"But if there's anything else your old friend can do for you, let me know." He takes a mouthful of beer, swishing it around in his mouth like some kind of sommelier.		1217
1272	Idiot Doom Spiral	"Yes, whenever you're ready -- and I don't think you ever will be..." He pauses to pick up his bottle.		1269
1273	You	"If I can do it, so can you."	Variable["character.habit_alcohol"] == false	1276
1274	You	"Well, I guess if it helps with your work..."	Variable["character.habit_alcohol"] == false	1283
1275	You	"I know what you mean, I become a superpower when I'm drunk."	Variable["character.habit_alcohol"] == true	1281
1276	Idiot Doom Spiral	"I don't think I can do it. Sorry." He stares at the bottle in his hand, then lets out a deep sigh...		1278
1277	Idiot Doom Spiral	"No, you're right. I've got to do this. I need this." He pushes a balled fist into a thigh. "Alright, you know what, Tequila, you old rat? I'll consider your request."		1219
1278	Logic	Some complex calculations are taking place in that intoxicated mind of his...		1279
1279	Inland Empire	Suddenly you feel sad, looking at this man and his bottle... somehow he looks ancient, these thoughts having chased him for years.		1277
1280	You	"No, you have to stop drinking. I insist."	Variable["character.habit_alcohol"] == true	1282
1281	Idiot Doom Spiral	"Exactly! We're partners, you and I -- partners in drinking, partners in business..." He chugs in celebration.		1219
1282	Idiot Doom Spiral	"No can do. Sorry." He stares at the bottle in his hand, then lets out a deep sigh...		1278
1283	Idiot Doom Spiral	"Exactly! I just know I wouldn't be able to deliver the hot shit you're after without it." He has a quick swig from his bottle.		1219
1284	Idiot Doom Spiral	"Listen, I can feel it in my guts -- a bright future awaits you, the one and only Tequila Sunset! You're already building great brand equity. No doubt the profits will come rolling in shortly."		1285
1285	Half Light	This little weasel still isn't owning up to ripping you off!		1286 1287 1288
1286	You	"That's it? It's just a bunch of scaffolding!"		1289
1287	You	"It was extraordinary. Truly a feat of the century to get that scaffolding up so fast."		1290
1288	You	"Listen, I know you're trying to rip me off..." (Take a threatening step forward.)	Variable["village.idiot_hl_he_ripped_you_off"]	1291
1289	Idiot Doom Spiral	"Of course not. Your trademark will be all over it as soon as the workers can get to it. The strike's holding them up. Not much I can do about that." He shrugs, then takes a swig from the bottle.		1296
1290	Idiot Doom Spiral	"Ya hear that, Rosie? I'm back -- big time." He reaches over to his buddy to clink the bottles, then turns back to you.		1293
1291	Idiot Doom Spiral	"Whoa! Rip you off? What is this, a radio novella on Channel 8? Friends don't let friends start ripping each other off! No, that's not how we operate here."		1292
1292	Idiot Doom Spiral	"Listen, I know it might look a little lacking right now, but you gotta trust the process. I've got it all under control. Once the strike is over, the workers will be all over the monument..."		1297
1293	Idiot Doom Spiral	"And that's only the start. Wait until the strike's over and the workers can finally deliver the product. I guarantee the papers will pick it up. You'll be the talk of the town -- -- investing into the community, creating value, giving back..."		1294
1294	Empathy	Papers? Maybe she'll read the papers and see your name... Maybe it will bring her back...		1303
1295	None			1135
1296	Idiot Doom Spiral	"I guarantee the papers will pick it up once it's all finished, with photos and everything. You'll be the talk of the town -- investing into the community, creating value, giving back..."		1294
1297	Idiot Doom Spiral	"I guarantee the papers will pick it up, with photos and everything. You'll be the talk of the town -- investing into the community, creating value, giving back..."		1294
1298	Reaction Speed	Hey, your new Personal Brand Strategist still hasn't laid off the drink -- even though he promised.		1312
1299	Idiot Doom Spiral			1300 1301
1300	Idiot Doom Spiral		Variable["village.idiot_manager_less_drink"]	1298
1301	Idiot Doom Spiral		(Variable["village.idiot_manager_less_drink"]) == false	1312
1302	None			1307 1308 1309 1310
1303	Idiot Doom Spiral			1304 1305
1304	Idiot Doom Spiral		Variable["village.idiot_empathy_win_her_back"]	1306
1305	Idiot Doom Spiral		(Variable["village.idiot_empathy_win_her_back"]) == false	1299
1306	Shivers	A woman is sitting by the kitchen table, eating buttered toast and drinking herbal tea. She opens the Salzneben Report, a quarterly business magazine. There, in shiny tricolour print -- him, triumphant and victorious, like an apparition from the past...		1299
1307	You	"Weren't you going to drink less while on the job?"	Variable["village.idiot_manager_less_drink"]	1315
1308	You	"I wonder what the newspapers might say..."		1311
1309	You	"Alright, I trust you to deliver the final final product." (Proceed with the quest.)		1325
1310	You	"I'm pulling the project. I don't have confidence it will ever get finished." [Cancel the entire task.]		1324
1311	Idiot Doom Spiral	"What would you like them to say?"		1313
1312	Logic	The strike might take forever... Maybe you should just cut your losses while you can.		1302
1313	Suggestion	Here's a man who knows how to play the media -- by starting with the right question.		1327 1326 1328 1329 1330
1314	Idiot Doom Spiral	"Very nice. You could be your own PR agent, Tequila." He nods.		1321
1315	Idiot Doom Spiral			1316 1317
1316	Idiot Doom Spiral		Variable["character.habit_alcohol"]	1318
1317	Idiot Doom Spiral		(Variable["character.habit_alcohol"]) == false	1320
1318	Idiot Doom Spiral	"Tequila... you know it isn't that easy yourself. I promise you I'm working on it." He winks, his fingers tightening around the bottle.		1319
1319	Volition	He isn't 'working on it' -- he'll never stop drinking.		1322
1320	Idiot Doom Spiral	He sighs. "It isn't that easy... But I'm working on it. I really am. I even signed up for this evening group in Jamrock."		1323
1321	None			1302
1322	None			1302
1323	Drama	Sire, he's telling the truth.		1322
1324	Idiot Doom Spiral	"But Tequila..." He hangs his head in despair. "For what? I really tried to make it work this time -- for you, for me, for the triumph of high-concept ideas..."		1331
1325	Idiot Doom Spiral	"Don't spend a single brain cell worrying about it, just leave it all to me... the final outcome will be spectacular. Just takes a little time..."		1338
1326	You	"Nightclub owner reinvigorates youth culture, makes a fortune!"	Variable["TASK.establish_church_dance_club_done"] == true	1314
1327	You	"Local bankruptcy curse lifted by stock market mogul!"	Variable["TASK.doomed_investigation_done"] == true	1314
1328	You	"Philanthropist rescues local kid from violent father, town pays tribute!"	Variable["TASK.optional_take_down_cunos_dad_done"] == true	1314
1329	You	"Local detective solves murder while making his fortune!"		1334
1330	You	"Wealthy businessman renovates local eyesore!"		1314
1331	Idiot Doom Spiral	"And I didn't even lose anything!" He stares into empty space, eyes like discarded bottle caps. "Okay, guess I'm back to where I was before. Square one. It's not like I haven't been here before."		1332
1332	Idiot Doom Spiral	"Anything else you want?" He takes an enormous swig from the bottle, swaying back and forth.		1333
1333	None			3
1334	Idiot Doom Spiral			1335 1336
1335	Idiot Doom Spiral		IsKimHere()	1337
1336	Idiot Doom Spiral		(IsKimHere()) == false	1314
1337	Kim Kitsuragi	"But we haven't solved the murder yet," the lieutenant says. "We might have if you hadn't gotten distracted by this."		1314
1338	Idiot Doom Spiral	"Anything else?" He throws one leg over another, smug and content.		1333
1339	You	"You want my opinion on the re-conceptualization?"	Variable["jam.horseback_monument_reflection_done"] and Variable["village.idiot_manager_gave_verdict"] == false	1363
1340	You	"Yes, show them real art, then they'll be able to appreciate the majesty of my finances."		1180
1341	Idiot Doom Spiral			1342 1343
1342	Idiot Doom Spiral		IsTaskActive("TASK.check_back_on_renovation_later") or Variable["jam.horseback_monument_reflection_done"]	1345
1343	Idiot Doom Spiral		(IsTaskActive("TASK.check_back_on_renovation_later") or Variable["jam.horseback_monument_reflection_done"]) == false	119
1344	Idiot Doom Spiral	"Here he is! The man, the reality, the financial czar." He presents you to the group as if on a stage. "You seen it yet?"		1361 1349 1351 1350
1345	Idiot Doom Spiral			1346 1347
1346	Idiot Doom Spiral		Variable["village.idiot_manager_gave_verdict"]	1348
1347	Idiot Doom Spiral		(Variable["village.idiot_manager_gave_verdict"]) == false	1344
1348	Idiot Doom Spiral	"What can I do for you, boss-man?"		3
1349	You	"The re-conceptualization? I had a quick look but I haven't really taken it in properly."	Variable["jam.horseback_monument_reconceptualization_seen"] and Variable["jam.horseback_monument_reflection_done"] == false	1352
1350	You	"Seen what?"		1359
1351	You	"The re-conceptualization? I've been busy with other things."	Variable["jam.horseback_monument_reflection_done"] == false	1360
1352	Idiot Doom Spiral	"Oh, I see what you're doing. Keeping us waiting for the verdict, drawing it out -- I like it. Really builds up the suspense." He looks to his drinking partner. "Forever the showman, this one."		1354
1353	Composure	He's covering up any nerves with the tried and true method -- excessive drinking.		1358
1354	Idiot Doom Spiral			1355 1356
1355	Idiot Doom Spiral		Variable["village.idiot_manager_less_drink"]	1357
1356	Idiot Doom Spiral		(Variable["village.idiot_manager_less_drink"]) == false	1353
1357	Composure	He's struggling to cover up his nerves now that he's having one less beer a day.		1358
1358	Idiot Doom Spiral	"Well, no rush, but it'd be good to know what you make of it when you get a chance."		3
1359	Idiot Doom Spiral	"The re-conceptualization of the monument? Your new reality situation?" His words are stale with alcohol and utter disbelief.		1361 1349 1351
1360	Idiot Doom Spiral	"Other things? We're talking about your big moment here, your time to shine, your ascension into a household name."		1354
1361	You	"The re-conceptualization? Yeah, I've seen it."	Variable["jam.horseback_monument_reflection_done"]	1362
1362	Idiot Doom Spiral	"Great!" He scans your face for any telltale signs of a verdict. "Great."		1354
1363	Idiot Doom Spiral	"Yeah, two secs." He slurps from his bottle then wipes droplets from his beard with a sleeve. Satisfied, his stomach sends a muted eruption to his throat, where it turns into a damp growl.		1364
1364	Idiot Doom Spiral	"Right, let's hear you then. I put a lot of work into that project, Tequila, a lot of work. Had to bring back my hustle game and call in some old partners to pull it off. So, c'mon, tell me what I want to hear."		1365
1365	None			1386 1366 1367 1387 1368
1366	You	"It's good but the timing is unfortunate."		1389
1367	You	"It doesn't quite meet my expectations."		1390
1368	You	"It's gonna have to wait. I have important business to attend to first." (Put it off indefinitely.)		1369
1369	Idiot Doom Spiral	"What important business? I'm your Personal Brand Strategist, Tequila -- you're supposed to run all business matters by me. That's how this works."		1371 1370
1370	You	"It's police business."		1372
1371	You	"This is different..."		1384
1372	Idiot Doom Spiral	"They finally caught up to you, have they?"		1373
1373	Idiot Doom Spiral			1374 1375
1374	Idiot Doom Spiral		IsKimHere()	1377
1375	Idiot Doom Spiral		(IsKimHere()) == false	1376
1376	You	"Something like that..."		1378
1377	Kim Kitsuragi	"Yes, they have," the lieutenant says, unamused.		1378
1378	Idiot Doom Spiral	"Alright, I understand. We'll do this some other time, when you can focus on yourself and not this inconvenience."		1379
1379	Idiot Doom Spiral			1380 1381
1380	Idiot Doom Spiral		IsKimHere()	1383
1381	Idiot Doom Spiral		(IsKimHere()) == false	1382
1382	Esprit de Corps	Painful images replay in the lieutenant's mind as he lies still in his sick bed: gun fumes, the flash of metal, and occasionally a clumsy stack of scaffolding...		1385
1383	Kim Kitsuragi	You hear the lieutenant suppress an almighty scoff.		1385
1384	Idiot Doom Spiral	"Different how? Business is business. Doesn't matter if it's small or large, I handle it for you now -- that's what you hired me to do."		1370
1385	None			3
1386	You	(Applaud.) "I love it. Pure, naked brilliance."		1388
1387	You	"It's an all-round disaster. Just awful."		1391
1388	Idiot Doom Spiral	"You love it? Shit, Tequila, that's just made my day." His face lights up as his drinking buddy gives him a congratulatory pat on the back.		1414
1389	Idiot Doom Spiral	"What do you mean? The timing couldn't be better. The traffic through town will return now that the strike's over. Don't worry, I've thought about this."		1415
1390	Idiot Doom Spiral	"That's... disappointing. But, okay, I can work with that. I'm used to dealing with fussy clients and retrogressing from my highest concepts for them. Can't expect everyone to be on..." He points at himself with both thumbs. "...this level."		1420
1391	Idiot Doom Spiral	"You're kidding me? This is a joke?" He hangs a confused look off you. "You're being serious? Alright..." He takes a gulp of beer.		1413
1392	Half Light	He dares to sit there in disbelief when you confront him about his own scam!		1417
1393	Volition	Be professional. He probably doesn't even know what happened to you, why the strike is over...		1403
1394	Savoir Faire	It's bad PR and therefore bad for business. Tell him you don't want anything to do with it -- or him.		1393
1395	Shivers	Plastic bags heavy with tins and deformed vegetables swing from the fists of a young mother crossing a roundabout. Her mouth falls open as she looks up at the central structure. 'C'mere, Luc. Over here now, please,' she says to her curious toddler. The bags beat steady bruises into the mother's calves as she hurries him away.		1396
1396	Idiot Doom Spiral	"So where does this leave us? Do you still want me as your Personal Brand Strategist or what?"		1431 1432
1397	Idiot Doom Spiral			1398 1399
1398	Idiot Doom Spiral		Variable["village.idiot_hl_he_ripped_you_off"]	1392
1399	Idiot Doom Spiral		(Variable["village.idiot_hl_he_ripped_you_off"]) == false	1417
1400	Conceptualization	The utter genius of its design -- conveyed beautifully through his commitment to a singular aesthetic. He's gone above and beyond!		1402
1401	Savoir Faire	What more could you want? He got your brand out there while giving back to the community. He hit the brief perfectly.		1400
1402	Endurance	It's an image of you that will stand the test of time. People will remember this for an age.		1404
1403	Drama	It's like he knows nothing about you. Stinks of a man doing what's best for him, not his clientele.		1397
1404	Rhetoric	Picking the right praise to give is just as important as picking the right critique. People shape themselves according to any and all feedback they get.		1416
1405	You	"I've never seen marketing as inspired as that. It really is high concept!		1422
1406	You	"This is an event. It's history -- people will remember this."		1423
1407	You	"I'm amazed you were able to do it so well and for so cheap."		1424
1408	You	"It's exactly the brand image I want to present to the public."		1421
1409	You	"It's a load of shit! I knew you'd rip me off."	Variable["village.idiot_hl_he_ripped_you_off"]	1428
1410	You	"I don't want anything to do with it. You have to take it down."		1425
1411	You	"Your timing is awful! People died over there, then you go and do that."		1426
1412	You	"That isn't the right image of me to present to the public."		1427
1413	Idiot Doom Spiral	"'Awful' is very strong, Tequila. You're gonna have to explain how I missed the mark by so much if that's the case. What don't you like about it?"		1394
1414	Idiot Doom Spiral	"Gimme more, gimme more. What do you like most about it?" He's giddy -- both from the drink and the anticipation.		1401
1415	Idiot Doom Spiral	"Let your Personal Brand Strategist handle the timing, alright? You just focus on telling me what you liked about my work up there."		1401
1416	None			1408 1405 1406 1407
1417	None			1410 1411 1412 1409
1418	Idiot Doom Spiral	"Bet you're glad you hired me as your Personal Brand Strategist now? So, what's next, boss?"		1429 1430
1419	Shivers	The wooden clack of bilboquet comes to a halt before the central structure of a roundabout. Awe whistles through the air as the onlooker takes in every angle. Eager eyes fill nearby windows, brought to the glass by the sound of the toy, but now also taking in the sight of the striking new installation.		1418
1420	Idiot Doom Spiral	"Go on then, what exactly isn't doing it for you?" He wraps both hands around his bottle and leans forward, ready to listen.		1394
1421	Idiot Doom Spiral	"I knew it! That's what you get when you hire me -- customer satisfaction guaranteed. Woo!"		1419
1422	Idiot Doom Spiral	"Didn't I tell you?" He turns to his drinking buddy. "I told him, didn't I? Several times. This is what I do."		1419
1423	Idiot Doom Spiral	"Fuck yeah they will. Tequila Sunset is on the timeline. They'll be talking about you for years. The one and only."		1419
1424	Idiot Doom Spiral	"That's how I roll. Best results at a low cost. Isn't that what the business game is all about? Let me tell you -- it is! I'm its biggest and best player." He winks at you.		1419
1425	Idiot Doom Spiral	"Take it down? Is it really that bad?" He drags a hand down his face. "This is fucking me up, Tequila. I thought you'd love it -- honestly."		1395
1426	Idiot Doom Spiral	"What are you talking about? Who died? I think I would know if anyone had died over there. Would have heard something about it. There's no need to make up little stories, Tequila."		1445
1427	Idiot Doom Spiral	"It isn't? I thought that's what you were all about." He drags a hand down his face. "This is fucking me up, Tequila. I thought you'd love it -- honestly."		1395
1428	Idiot Doom Spiral	"What are you talking about? Rip you off? Stop with this bullshit. Just say you don't like it. There's no need to drag my name through the mud like this."		1395
1429	You	"Sure am! Not sure what's next yet but I know you'll nail it."		1433
1430	You	"Actually, I think you've done enough for me. I no longer need you."		1434
1431	You	"I do. I'm willing to give you another chance."		1435
1432	You	"Nope. I'm going to have to let you go."		1436
1433	Idiot Doom Spiral	"You bet your ass I will. Tequila Sunset is just getting started. No one's ready for the shit we're going to pull." He beats his chest a couple of times. "Feels good to be back."		1442
1434	Idiot Doom Spiral	"Good one, boss." He laughs weakly but stops when he realises you're being serious. "What -- really? That's it? You can't cut it short now. We're just getting started. At least give me an explanation."		1452 1450
1435	Idiot Doom Spiral	"Phew! Alright, you had me going there. I thought that was it for me -- back to rock bottom I go!" He lets out a nervous laugh.		1451
1436	Idiot Doom Spiral	"Fuck..." He lets his head drop between his arms. "Well, that's that. At least I tried." A long and heavy breath out, a few sloppy sucks on his bottle.		1457
1437	None			3
1438	Idiot Doom Spiral	"Thanks for sticking with me. I'll make sure I do better in the future." He exhales with huge relief. "Let me make it up to you. Anything I can do right now?"		1439
1439	None			3
1440	Idiot Doom Spiral	"Thanks for the opportunity. Gutted that I fucked it up... but what have I really lost?" He tries to shrug into a more carefree existence.		1466
1441	Idiot Doom Spiral	"Fine. You know what? Fuck it. You'll be back, Tequila. You wanna go -- you go. This isn't the end. I'm taking you all the way to the top."		1458
1442	Idiot Doom Spiral	"Thanks for this, boss. Just what I needed. Is there anything else I can do for you right now?"		1443
1443	None			3
1444	None			3
1445	Composure	You wince as your injured leg throbs with fresh pain. The drunk doesn't notice.		1447
1446	Drama	Pretty sure you could dial up the melodrama to max and he still wouldn't figure it out.		1395
1447	Idiot Doom Spiral			1448 1449
1448	Idiot Doom Spiral		Variable["village.idiot_verdict_composure_throb"]	1446
1449	Idiot Doom Spiral		(Variable["village.idiot_verdict_composure_throb"]) == false	1395
1450	You	"The market moves fast and with extreme casualty."		1441
1451	Savoir Faire	He better not let you down again. Remember, this is your money and your reputation he's playing with.		1438
1452	You	"Calm down! I'm only yanking your leg. Of course I'm not firing you."		1453
1453	Idiot Doom Spiral	He freezes in his seat, motionless except his pupils, which quickly flick from side to side.		1456
1454	None			3
1455	Idiot Doom Spiral	"Fucking hell, Tequila. Don't do that to me. I appreciate being kept on my toes, but man!" He shakes his head to straighten himself out.		1465
1456	Volition	Is he reading a book about his life so far to figure out which reality he's in?		1455
1457	Pain Threshold	He doesn't know whether to expunge or consume. What will pacify the wrenching feeling in his gut?		1440
1458	Idiot Doom Spiral	He cracks open a bottle and sucks the bitter foam welling at the top. "Do you want anything else or can I concentrate on my drinking?"		1444
1459	Savoir Faire	Business buddies, huh? This guy might be just what we're looking for. Ask him if he knows any Personal Brand Strategists who can help you out.		3
1460	Idiot Doom Spiral			1461 1462
1461	Idiot Doom Spiral		IsTaskActive("TASK.get_wealth_manager")--[[ Variable[ ]]	1459
1462	Idiot Doom Spiral		(IsTaskActive("TASK.get_wealth_manager")--[[ Variable[ ]]) == false	3
1463	You	"What are you doing?!"		1260
1464	Idiot Doom Spiral	It's Idiot Doom Spiral -- he's back. Like a beast made of jaundice and fetid polypropylene, he returns locked in stiff combat and with a most fearsome foe...		1463 1257 1256 1258
1465	Idiot Doom Spiral	"Let's just move on. Anything else you want from me?"		1454
1466	Idiot Doom Spiral	"Do you want anything else? If not, I've got some serious drinking to do..."		1437
1467	Idiot Doom Spiral	He turns his swollen nose to face the sun, cheeks ruddy from the biting wind.		1244
1468	Idiot Doom Spiral	He turns his swollen face against the snow, droplets of beer freezing in his beard.		1244
1469	Idiot Doom Spiral	He turns his swollen face against the wind, freezing rain battering his cheeks.		1244
1470	Idiot Doom Spiral			1471 1472
1471	Idiot Doom Spiral		IsNight()	1473
1472	Idiot Doom Spiral		(IsNight()) == false	1467
1473	Idiot Doom Spiral	He turns his swollen nose to face the moon, cheeks ruddy from the biting wind.		1244
1474	Idiot Doom Spiral	Before you know it the man has put down the bottle, stood up, and left. Minutes pass; the clouds change shape up in the sky...		1249
1475	Electrochemistry	Hmm, he seems even more drunk than before...		1261

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