Tiago the Crab Man.
This is a listing of every "entry" in a given game conversation as scraped from the game files. Entries often contain written dialogue, as well as conditional logic governing their appearance to the player. They also link to other entries, sometimes automatically and sometimes through player action. This page is best used to search for a specific word or phrase, as following the links in this format can be difficult. For an experience that better accommodates the branching structure of these conversations, see the corresponding interactive page.
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0 | None |
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1 | None |
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2 | None |
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3 | You | "Okay then, thanks." [Leave.] |
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4 | You | "Have you by any chance heard the *viejita* say the password to her radiocomputer?" | Variable["church.tiago_asked_about_soona"] and Variable["church.mainframe_personal_log_password_hub_reached"] == true |
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5 | Tiago | "Too many times, ese. You need it for something?" |
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6 | None |
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7 | None |
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8 | None | Variable["church.mainframe_log_password"] |
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9 | None | (Variable["church.mainframe_log_password"]) == false |
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10 | Tiago | "I think we're done here, ese." The figure crawls off into the darkness above. |
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11 | You | "Hey, who's there?" |
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12 | You | "This is the police. Show yourself!" |
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13 | Tiago | "Habitual alcohol use has made you into a scared little pussy, homes. But don't worry, everything's gonna be alright -- you've come to the right place." |
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14 | You | "You must be the crab-man." | Variable["church.tiago_met_before_ravers"] == false and Variable["tc.crab_man"] |
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15 | You | "What are you doing here?" | Variable["church.tiago_who"] |
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16 | You | "Do you know where the other spooker is?" (Point at the strange machines around you.) |
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17 | You | "You've been here a long time. Do you know why the church was abandoned?" | Variable["church.tiago_what"] and Variable["church.tiago_what_first_place"] and Variable["tc.church_raid"] == false |
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18 | Tiago | "Other spooker? Oh, esa viejita muy estudiosa!" He laughs. "Dunno, homes." |
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19 | None |
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20 | None |
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21 | None | Variable["church.tiago_greeting_done"] |
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22 | None | (Variable["church.tiago_greeting_done"]) == false |
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23 | Tiago | "Oh hey, wey. There's coffee in the back... Oh, wait, I meant the Mother's love." |
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24 | You | Say nothing. Be quiet for now. |
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25 | Tiago | The man leans forward a little, fixing you with a steady, unreadable gaze, then speaks... |
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26 | None |
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27 | None | Variable["church.tiago_rhet_feminist"] |
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28 | None | (Variable["church.tiago_rhet_feminist"]) == false |
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29 | None |
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30 | You | Hold your peace. |
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31 | You | "I'm not scared. I just don't understand why the female sexual organs have to be associated with weakness." |
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32 | Tiago | "You've really got a case of frayed nerves. *Pussy* in this usage comes from *pusillanimous*. Everybody knows that." |
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33 | Tiago | "Here you can receive the Mother's love, and, when you're ready, she will take your hand and lift you out of the despair at the bottom of the bottle." |
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34 | None |
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35 | None | IsKimHere() |
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36 | None | (IsKimHere()) == false |
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37 | Kim Kitsuragi | The lieutenant whispers to you, quietly. "This man is obviously a habitual narcotics user. Do we really need to question him?" |
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38 | Esprit de Corps | I'm put off by this religious stuff, he thinks -- and maybe the ceiling-climbing, too. It's all very hard to square with the lieutenant's own view of reality. |
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39 | Rhetoric | He's a born preacher. Enjoy the rhetorical flourishes, but remain vigilant -- don't let him get too close. He's crazy. |
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40 | Tiago | "Chill out, man. Here you can receive the Mother's love, and, when you're ready, she will take your hand and lift you out of the despair at the bottom of the bottle." |
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41 | You | Wait, what qualifies as *too* close? |
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42 | You | I think I'm willing to try crazy. Anything to stop this suffering. |
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43 | Rhetoric | Giving away all of your possessions, sacrificing a limb to appease an angry god, trying to live on air and light alone as though you were some kind of plant... |
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44 | You | Vigilance is practically my middle name. I won't let anyone talk me into anything unreasonable. |
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45 | Rhetoric | That's right. You've got to watch your own back. |
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46 | Rhetoric | Seems it's already too late. Have fun on the kooky train. |
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47 | None |
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48 | None | Variable["church.tiago_greet_rhet_nk"] |
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49 | None | (Variable["church.tiago_greet_rhet_nk"]) == false |
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50 | None |
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51 | Tiago | The sinewy figure lingers on the wooden beams, blending into the shadows. |
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52 | You | "How can you not know that when you both live here?" |
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53 | Tiago | "Don't really follow her comings and goings. Just see her typing on her computer now and then. We've got different interests." |
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54 | You | "I'm doing a survey of passwords and passcodes, identifying regional trends. In the interests of public safety, of course." | Variable["church.tiago_drama_surveys_lie"] |
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55 | Tiago | "What'd you think of that? Makes me almost pity *la nihilista pequeña* when I hear it." |
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56 | Tiago | "Don't sweat it, vato. The password is 'AFTER LIFE DEATH.'" |
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57 | Inland Empire | That is true. But what comes after death? |
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58 | You | "This is stupid. I don't even know what this is." |
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59 | Tiago | "I was like you once -- just dragging my feet to the next bottle... Shit was dark, homes." |
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60 | Tiago | "I know it's hard to admit that you have a problem... I was like you once -- couldn't take an honest look at the damage *el vino* was doing to my mind and my spirit." |
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61 | You | "For some reason I feel like you have a point there." |
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62 | Electrochemistry | Look at these crazies. What is this, a fucking intervention? |
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63 | None |
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64 | You | "You know, alcohol is central to my identity. If I wouldn't drink I just wouldn't be *me*." |
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65 | You | "Oh, I'm very in touch with my suffering." |
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66 | You | "Yeah, I guess I have a bit of a problem, and it's been getting out of hand lately, but..." |
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67 | You | "How do you know what I'm feeling?" |
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68 | Tiago | "Not all of it. I was like you once. You don't know all the havoc *el vino* is wreaking on your mind and your spirit. Necesitas parar, homie." |
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69 | You | "Great. More patronising. So original." |
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70 | Tiago | "*Estás crudo*, wey. I see deep inside you. Your body and spirit are suffering greatly from *overindulgment* and you don't even know it." |
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71 | Tiago | "I know it's hard to admit that you've got a problem. I was like you once -- couldn't take an honest look into my own heart and see I was in pain." |
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72 | None |
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73 | You | "Oh, hell no!" [Run away.] |
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74 | None |
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75 | None |
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76 | None |
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77 | None | Variable["church.tiago_midgreethub_reached"] |
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78 | None | (Variable["church.tiago_midgreethub_reached"]) == false |
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79 | Tiago | "You've come back to face your cacodaemons. Good. You ain't gonna outrun them if you don't drop the bottle." |
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80 | You | "Why do you keep talking about alcohol?" |
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81 | You | "This is tiresome." [ Leave.] |
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82 | None |
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83 | None |
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84 | Tiago | "The grave's comin' for your little 'identity' sooner than you think, homes." He shakes his head sadly. "You sure you're ready? The Mother could set you free from all that shit." His words echo in the cold air of the church. |
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85 | Tiago | "It don't matter who *I* am, wey. I'm just bringin' you the message of the Mother's love. She don't want you to hang yourself on your own stubbornness." His words echo in the cold air of the church. |
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86 | Tiago | "Don't trust me -- trust the Mother. I'm only the messenger, homes." His voice echoes in the cold air of the church. |
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87 | Tiago | "You know what this is. It's truth, homes. Join me, become one with it -- aflame with the Mother's love." His voice echoes in the cold air of the church. |
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88 | You | "That's all well and good, but we need to talk about the unlicensed occupation of ecclesiastic property." |
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89 | Tiago | "The only thing we need to talk about is how the Mother can really help you, homes." His voice echoes in the cold air of the church. |
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90 | Reaction Speed | Wait, what does that even mean? |
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91 | Tiago | "This is the Church of the Mother of Silence. You are welcome here." He sways gently on the beams, waiting for you to take it all in. |
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92 | None |
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93 | Tiago | "...your place among your fellows, your place in the world. I ain't got no use for such a place anymore." |
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94 | None |
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95 | You | "The right place for what?" |
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96 | You | "What are you doing here?" |
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97 | Rhetoric | Hold on, stop it right there. "Pussy"? What's with this? |
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98 | Tiago | "I'm here to receive the Mother's love. You can, too, homes. And, when you're ready, she will take your hand and lift you out of the despair at the bottom of the bottle." |
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99 | You | "I'm a police man. I need to talk to you about police things. I don't know anything about 'alcohol use.'" | CheckEquippedGroup("alcohol") == false |
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100 | Tiago | "Oh yeah, sure." His eyes remain fixed on yours. "You don't know anything about alcohol use. You've got it *all under control*, wey. I can smell the control all the way over here." |
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101 | Tiago | "Oh yeah, sure." His eyes remain fixed on yours. "You don't know anything about alcohol use. You've got it *all under control*, wey. I saw you hide that control behind your back." |
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102 | You | "I'm a police man. I need to talk to you about police things. I don't know anything about 'alcohol use.'" (Hide the bottle behind your back.) | CheckEquippedGroup("alcohol") |
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103 | None |
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104 | Tiago | "I was like you once -- just dragging my feet to the next bottle... Shit was dark, homes." |
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105 | Tiago | "I know it's hard to admit that you have a problem... I was like you once -- couldn't take an honest look at the damage *el vino* was doing to my mind and my spirit." |
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106 | You | "This conversation is making me uncomfortable. Let's talk about something else." |
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107 | You | "Okay, fine, I'm struggling. But you don't need to lecture me -- I know what I need to do." |
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108 | Tiago | "Not all of it. I was like you once. You don't know all the havoc *el vino* is wreaking on your mind and your spirit. Necesitas parar, homie." |
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109 | Tiago | "I know it's hard to admit that you've got a problem. I was like you once -- couldn't take an honest look into my own heart and see I was in pain." |
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110 | You | "I'm doing just fine, thank you!" |
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111 | None |
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112 | Kim Kitsuragi | "You know, actually, since we're here -- you may want to pay attention to what the ceiling climber is saying." |
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113 | None |
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114 | None | IsKimHere() |
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115 | None | (IsKimHere()) == false |
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116 | Volition | You know, he may be strange, but you might want to pay attention to what he's saying. |
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117 | Volition | If the lieutenant agrees, then maybe, just maybe -- you should pay attention? |
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118 | Electrochemistry | Look at these crazies. What is this shit? |
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119 | Reaction Speed | "Coffee in the back"? Something familiar about that. Coffee and stale cookies... |
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120 | None |
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121 | None | Variable["church.tiago_volition_pay_attention"] |
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122 | None | (Variable["church.tiago_volition_pay_attention"]) == false |
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123 | You | "What was that about coffee? I feel like I've heard it somewhere before..." | Variable["church.tiago_reaction_coffee"] |
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124 | Tiago | "Look, man. I'm at liberty to talk about the sacred blaze of the Mother's glorious heart. But not about the coffee." |
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125 | None |
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126 | Tiago | Is that... a man? Looks more like part of the carpentry of the building came alive and is now studying you intently. |
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127 | None |
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128 | None | Variable["tc.crab_man"] |
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129 | None | (Variable["tc.crab_man"]) == false |
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130 | Reaction Speed | The crab-man! |
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131 | You | "Uhm... are you the crab-man?" | Variable["church.tiago_logic_crab_banger"] |
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132 | None |
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133 | None |
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134 | None | IsTHCPresent("radical_feminist_agenda") |
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135 | None | (IsTHCPresent("radical_feminist_agenda")) == false |
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