Physical Instrument is really adamant about yelling at you. something-something triggers the thought
This is a listing of every "entry" in a given game conversation as scraped from the game files. Entries often contain written dialogue, as well as conditional logic governing their appearance to the player. They also link to other entries, sometimes automatically and sometimes through player action. This page is best used to search for a specific word or phrase, as following the links in this format can be difficult. For an experience that better accommodates the branching structure of these conversations, see the corresponding interactive page.
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1 | None |
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2 | Physical Instrument | Son, you've really let yourself go -- it's a disgrace. But Coach Physical Instrument is going to get you back in prime condition. Even if it takes a million push-ups! |
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3 | You | Yes sir! Forge me into organic steel, coach! |
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4 | Physical Instrument | Does a master swordsman insult his own blade? No! I'm going to turn you into an athletic bench-mark, you big pussy! |
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5 | None |
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6 | You | Wait, why piss? |
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7 | You | Let's do this, coach, I'm with you! (Opt in.) |
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8 | You | Too much abuse for my taste. I'm more of an intellectual. (Opt out.) |
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9 | Physical Instrument | When a man sets his mind and body on something and gives his hundred and ten percent, he is sometimes going to piss himself. It just happens. No shame in that. |
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10 | Physical Instrument | Attention, attention! An old has-been giving up! Come see the has-been quitting again, everyone! |
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11 | Physical Instrument | Behold, world -- here walks a sportsman, hands chalked and hair kept back with a bandana. The *homo athleticus!*. |
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12 | You | I'm really, *really* not interested. [Discard thought.] |
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13 | You | Coach Physical Instrument? Does that mean you'll call me a maggot and a nancy-boy to motivate me? |
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14 | Physical Instrument | It's going to take blood, sweat, piss, and tears, but when I'm done with you, boy, you will be a Master Athlete! |
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