Conversation 151: THOUGHT / SORRY COP

Suggestion tells you all about being a Sorry Cop. ... I am SORRY!!! Sorry for everything! Sorry for being *me*!

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ID Character Dialogue Conditions Links
0 None
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1 None
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2 Suggestion Hey, so we've been monitoring you internally, and now we know your *copotype*.
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3 None
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4 You Wait, there are *copotypes*?
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5 You Okay. What am I?
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6 You [Discard thought.]
7 Suggestion Yes. Guess what's yours?
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8 Suggestion Guess.
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9 None
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10 You Sorry cop? I'm sorry, I'm not sure...
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11 You Cool cop?
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12 You Some kind of... weapon-cop?
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13 You I'm sorry you had to monitor me. IsTHCPresent("apocalypse_cop") == false and IsTHCPresent("superstar_cop") == false and IsTHCPresent("boring_cop") == false
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14 Suggestion Okay, just for the length of this short demonstration, please say something that isn't *I'm sorry*. Guess. What is it?
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15 None
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16 Suggestion Yes. Sorry Cop. The cop who's sorriest. Let's make it official, then, shall we?
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17 Suggestion No, you're the *Sorry Cop*. The cop who's sorriest. Let's make it official, then, shall we?
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18 None
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19 You Okay, okay, but what are the *other* copotypes? IsTHCPresent("apocalypse_cop") == false and IsTHCPresent("superstar_cop") == false and IsTHCPresent("boring_cop") == false
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20 You Uhm, won't the other copotypes be jealous?
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21 You I'm sorry. (Opt in.)
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22 Suggestion Oh, you know. Apocalypse, Superstellar, The Advanced Interesting Cop. Liquid Shadow Cop. But you're too sorry to say those things, so -- here we go?
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23 Suggestion What? Jealous of the *Sorry Cop*? I think they'll be fine. Don't worry.
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24 Suggestion Of course you are. It's okay. See if you can get something out of this. Like... info, or... maybe every time you say you're sorry you get a million bucks?
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25 Empathy Huge lack of enthusiasm going on in here.
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26 You You know, actually I'm *not* sorry. I change my mind.
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27 You Fuckin'... *they* should be sorry! Variable["whirling.sense_sorry_cop_tried_to_say_no"] == false
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28 Suggestion Yes-yes, impotent rage and lamentation. Let's wrap it up?
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29 None
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30 Conceptualization They'll be super, super fine. It'll be totally *okay*. You can dual-copotype from sorry to anything.
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31 None
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32 Suggestion No, you don't. C'mon. You'll be back to saying sorry in two minutes. Stop wasting time and begin The Repentance.
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33 None
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34 You No. I'm *really* not sorry. Fuck off! (Opt out.) Variable["whirling.sense_sorry_cop_tried_to_say_no"]
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35 Suggestion Wow. Okay. *Fuck off*? Maybe we were wrong about you then...
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36 Half Light Check out the big balls on Fire Cop...
37 Logic That won't happen.
38 You I was kinda hoping I'm the Apocalypse Cop. IsTHCPresent("apocalypse_cop")
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39 You I was kinda hoping I'm the Superstar Cop. IsTHCPresent("superstar_cop")
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40 You I was kinda thinking I'm the Regular Cop. IsTHCPresent("boring_cop")
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41 Suggestion That is only a ludicrous daydream. Guess again. You're the...
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