Conversation 147: THOUGHT / BORING COP

Drama informs you are a Boring Cop.

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ID Character Dialogue Conditions Links
0 None
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1 None
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2 Drama Wow, so someone's been a little... *boring*?
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3 You No, I'm not. Get outta here! [Finish thought.]
4 You What?
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5 Drama Yes, my *standard* liege. Someone's seen all sorts of wild ideas pop off and thought -- 'I'll take the *boring* one. The regular, please. The brown.'
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6 None
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7 You I like brown.
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8 You I like standards.
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9 You Look, I'm just trying to do my job, no need for extravagance.
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10 You What is this? Picking on me for not being *crazy* enough? That's the LEAST of my concerns.
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11 You "Kim. Am I boring?" IsKimHere()
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12 Kim Kitsuragi "You?" He looks at you. "I wouldn't worry about that."
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13 None
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14 Drama See? You're so *regular* and vinyl-brown, he doesn't even want to talk to you about it.
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15 Drama Of course you do. And maybe some black shoes or a pristine white shirt to go with that. It's official: My lord's *copotype* is Regular Cop. I'll let everyone know. I'll send out a telefax.
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16 Drama Of course you do. Maybe some *regulations* and a *usual* pistol to go with them? It's official: My lord's *copotype* is Regular Cop. I'll let everyone know. I'll send out a telefax.
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17 Drama Of course you do. Let's get right to it. My lord's *copotype* is Regular Cop. I'll let everyone know. I'll send out a telefax.
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18 None
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19 You Wait, wait -- this will be my *copotype* now?
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20 You Why not. Send out the telefax then. I'm not ashamed. (Opt in.)
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21 You Yeah, no need. Let's keep that announcement on standby for now. (Opt out.)
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22 Drama Yes, the type of cop you are, sire. Think of it as a caste, a *class*, even. A nation of Regular Law Officials that you belong to. It comes, of course, with the *usual* benefits.
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23 Drama No need to be defensive. The regularity, the brownness, the *cut-and-dry* have their appeal -- a very *standard* appeal.
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24 None
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25 Drama Done and done. No actual *communiques* will be sent, of course. That would be too dramatic.
26 Drama Good, good. Of course. To outright declare yourself something does seem a bit too... *interesting* now, doesn't it? I won't trouble you any further.