Conversation 1388: GATES / MYSTERIOUS EYES

Interactable object (the gap in the gates) leads to a dialogue with the spooky pair of eyes.

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ID Character Dialogue Conditions Links
0 None
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2 Mysterious Pair of Eyes The spooky pair of blue eyes is peeking in from beyond the gates. The look is very intense, as if trying to burrow into your very soul.
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3 Perception (Hearing) A faint, irregular breathing sound resonates through the gap. Almost inaudible, but still there.
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4 You "Goddamn! Who's there?"
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5 You "Hello?"
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6 Mysterious Pair of Eyes The eyes blink rapidly. They seem to be focused on following your every move.
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7 You "Hey, I asked you a question."
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8 You "Huh, what a freak." [Leave.]
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9 You "Hello?"
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10 Mysterious Pair of Eyes The eyes flicker in the darkness beyond the gates.
11 Mysterious Pair of Eyes "I heard you." A muffled voice suddenly clambers through the thick, solid metal gates.
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12 Mysterious Pair of Eyes "Not through here, that's for sure."
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13 Mysterious Pair of Eyes "And the other eye's on that hulking, blaring leader of the scabs. What a suspicious fucking guy."
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14 Mysterious Pair of Eyes "The eyes. The eyes! There are eyes everywhere, copper. Beware."
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15 Mysterious Pair of Eyes "Welcome to fucking Martinaise, piggy! We've got our eye on you."
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16 Mysterious Pair of Eyes "There are *so many* eyes all over the place, you can't even fathom it. Every hole, every gap, every nook -- someone will be peeking. You can't escape."
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17 Mysterious Pair of Eyes "We saw you point a gun at the little foul-mouthed girl. What kind of an insane bastard move is that? Fuck, what's wrong with you?"
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18 Mysterious Pair of Eyes "We saw you puke in the back yard, trying to get to the hanged man. Shows what a soft-bellied sissy you are."
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19 You "God fuck, don't do that, you lunatic." Variable["gates.peeker_chose_startled_option"] == true
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20 You "What are you doing?"
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21 You "Who are you?"
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22 You "Those are some creepy fucking eyes."
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23 Mysterious Pair of Eyes "As if you've got better ones, Officer Bloodshot." A muffled voice suddenly clambers through the thick, solid metal gates.
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24 None
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25 You "I don't feel comfortable continuing this discussion." [Leave.]
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26 Mysterious Pair of Eyes "Suit yourself!" The eyes gleam in the murky depths beyond the gates.
27 You "Hang on, how *do* you know who I am and what I do?" Variable["gates.peeker_who_am_i"] == true
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28 You "How do I get to the other side of these gates?"
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29 You "Are you some kind of a sex pervert?" Variable["gates.peeker_who_has_to_hide"]
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30 Mysterious Pair of Eyes "No. And even if I were, I'm not engaged in anything factually illegal. No crime here."
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31 Mysterious Pair of Eyes "Who do you think you are, being disdainful and judgemental about a person's private, idiosyncratic, voyeuristic-erotic preferences anyway? Fuckshit. Goddamn pigs."
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32 You "Geez, sorry. I was just being curious?"
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33 You "I make it my responsibility to judge and police the intimate behaviours of complete strangers."
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34 Mysterious Pair of Eyes "Bi-curious or plain curious?"
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35 Mysterious Pair of Eyes "Believe me, we know. We've got our eyes on you. Can't keep it to yourself, can you? Always creepin' into the lives of others, trying to dominate their actions, even their conversations."
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36 You "What? I don't understand."
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37 You "Umm... bi?"
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38 You "Uhh... plain, maybe?"
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39 Mysterious Pair of Eyes "Figures. What else is new! Certainly not a surprise when it comes to you nit-wit coppo-goons."
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40 Mysterious Pair of Eyes "Yeah, I bet you are."
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41 Mysterious Pair of Eyes "That's a bit boring, don't you think?"
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42 You "Err... okay, I guess."
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43 You "Can you stop being such a jerk?"
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44 You "Fuck you, man, come say that to my face."
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45 Mysterious Pair of Eyes "Hum. Well, this went... nowhere. Zero fun and excitement here. I'm getting real bored, how about we change the subject?"
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46 You "If you say so... I haven't really thought about it?"
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47 Mysterious Pair of Eyes "Ha ha ha ha!" A loud, derisive laugh echoes wildly through the gates.
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48 You "Whatever. Jerk."
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49 You "I'm going to get over there and find you, mark my words!"
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50 Mysterious Pair of Eyes "Ha ha. Okay, good luck! I'm getting bored now... change the subject, why don't we?"
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51 You "Fair point. Sorry, I haven't been... doing well these past days."
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52 Mysterious Pair of Eyes "You're apologizing to me after *I* called you a bunch of shitty things? Goddamn, now who's the weird one?"
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53 Mysterious Pair of Eyes "Maybe you're like a... masochist. Into humiliation and stuff."
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54 You "Nah... I'm just a sorry sack of a man, a positively shitty cop."
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55 You "Maybe I am? Never thought of that."
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56 Mysterious Pair of Eyes "Ha... live and learn, lawman. Get out there and blossom into a flower! Go figure things out! Meanwhile, I'm getting bored... how about we change the subject?"
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57 Mysterious Pair of Eyes "Do what, look?"
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58 You "Yes!"
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59 Mysterious Pair of Eyes "From your perspective... I'm a Mysterious Pair of Eyes, boo!!"
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60 You "Know what? Fine... no point in getting riled up by some clown trying to be abusive."
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61 Mysterious Pair of Eyes "Ha ha. Okay, you've got me *cornered* there, good sir officer. Anyway, this is really boring... change the subject, why don't we?"
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62 None
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63 None
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64 None
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65 You "I don't know if that's completely accurate..."
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66 You "Exactly. That's what being a police officer is all about."
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67 You "*We* who?"
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68 You "That's not funny."
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69 You "Good joke, man." (Do a slow sarcastic clap.)
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70 You "I meant, who are you *really*?"
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71 Mysterious Pair of Eyes "Ha ha. It was funny enough to me."
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72 Mysterious Pair of Eyes "Good use of sarcasm there, man." You hear a faint clapping sound, brimming with caricature.
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73 Mysterious Pair of Eyes "None of your business. Ooh, so spoo-ooky!"
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74 Mysterious Pair of Eyes "The gate is broken as shit. Someone absolutely destroyed the access panel in the control tower above."
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75 You "Why would anyone do that?"
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76 Mysterious Pair of Eyes "Probably a docker, aiming to block these loud-ass scab fucks from getting in. The guys get panicky sometimes..."
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77 You "To keep the strikebreakers out?"
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78 Mysterious Pair of Eyes "Most likely, Mr. *Amazing Investigator*. Aren't you a sharp-ass pencil! Maybe someone should write a novel about you."
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79 You "Are you making fun of me?"
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80 None
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81 Mysterious Pair of Eyes "Of course! Amazing! If a little girl says so, it absolutely should happen!"
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82 You "Yeah, someone should."
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83 Mysterious Pair of Eyes "Step right up, folks! Read all about the Incredible Adventures of Flop the Wonder-Cop! Able to solve the *most dastardly* of plots and ploys. Ha ha ha."
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84 None
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85 You "Whatever, it's not really my thing anyway."
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86 Mysterious Pair of Eyes "Oh no, certainly not! Who would ever dare such a thing."
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87 None
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88 Mysterious Pair of Eyes "Not a learned type? Sure is a shocker!" The eyes gleam brightly in the darkness of the void.
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89 None
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90 None
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91 You "I'm a cop, it sure is my business!"
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92 You "Secretive much? Hiding something?"
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93 Mysterious Pair of Eyes "Yes. My identity. Ha ha ha."
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94 None
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95 Mysterious Pair of Eyes "Indeed... oh yes. We know who you are, we do! Don't you worry about that."
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96 Mysterious Pair of Eyes "Looking. Peeking. Gazing. Staring. Watching. Ogling. Gawking."
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97 You "Spying?"
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98 You "Okay, who or what are you looking at?"
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99 Mysterious Pair of Eyes "Nice going, Detective Thesaurus! You do know a few words, ha ha ha! Yeah, *spying* as well."
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100 You "Why is he suspicious?"
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101 You "You've got something against honest workers?"
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102 Mysterious Pair of Eyes "Just look at the guy, come on."
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103 Logic There's something twitching in the back of your mind... a connection hidden between the numbly aching folds of your brain.
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104 Mysterious Pair of Eyes "Honest, my ass. Just look at the guy, geez!"
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105 You "I dunno..."
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106 You "I'll have to... think about it."
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107 You "I mean... maybe, somehow?"
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108 Mysterious Pair of Eyes "Look at you, Super-Constable on his way to solve a suspicious case! Seems like that's going to take a long fucking while, ha ha."
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109 None
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110 You "No, I meant... don't scare people like that."
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111 You "Never mind, doesn't matter." (Calm yourself.)
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112 Mysterious Pair of Eyes "We are the eyes, we cannot be closed... if one pair shuts, another takes its place, ha ha!" The eyes grow wide and ominous.
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113 Mysterious Pair of Eyes The mysterious pair of eyes attentively follow your every move.
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114 None
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115 None
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116 None Variable["gates.peeker_greeting_done"]
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117 None (Variable["gates.peeker_greeting_done"]) == false
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118 Mysterious Pair of Eyes The eerie pair of blue eyes is still here, gazing out from the dark void between the gates.
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119 Mysterious Pair of Eyes "Boo! The eyes of Martinaise are upon you, piggy!"
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120 Mysterious Pair of Eyes "You're the one sticking your nose where it doesn't belong, coppola." The eyes blink at you.
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121 None
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122 None Variable["plaza.annette_book_about_you"]
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123 None (Variable["plaza.annette_book_about_you"]) == false
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124 Drama You know very well she did not talk about how someone should write a book about you. *You* are the one who brought the topic up.
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125 None
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126 You "Fine, if you won't take this seriously, I'm going to ask about something else."
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127 Mysterious Pair of Eyes "Try not to hurt yourself, old man, ha ha." The pair of eyes beams impishly at you.
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128 None
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129 You "Why should I beware?"
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130 You "I'm not scared of you."
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131 Mysterious Pair of Eyes "Go think-man, go. Find some clues, put two and two together. That's how the magic happens, ha ha."
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132 You "I don't really believe you."
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133 Mysterious Pair of Eyes "Is it now, is it *really*?"
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134 Mysterious Pair of Eyes "You know what you've done, don't start denying it now."
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135 You "Yes."
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136 You "Hell yes!"
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137 You "Well, maybe?"
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138 Mysterious Pair of Eyes "Look at you, little authoritarian. Bet it also makes you feel good and strong to discriminate against any disenfranchised people that get in your way. Makes you feel all *manly*."
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139 Mysterious Pair of Eyes "I sincerely doubt it. You're supposed to help people and handle actual crime. Not walk around like an oppressive tyrant, passing punishments however you feel."
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140 Mysterious Pair of Eyes "It's easy and comfortable to side with the ignorant, the arrogant, the condescending, isn't it? Hide away in the soft, secure existence of perceived superiority, a vapid fantasy of your mind."
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141 Mysterious Pair of Eyes "Well, we know what you're up to. We observe your every move. Take care and watch your back." The eyes suddenly disappear from sight, only emptiness remains, floating in the lacuna between the gates.
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142 None
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143 None Variable["gates.peeker_algreeting_void"]
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144 None (Variable["gates.peeker_algreeting_void"]) == false
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145 Mysterious Pair of Eyes In the shadowy depths of the gap between the gates... there is nothing. Not even a single pair of blue eyes, vigilantly observing your every move. Whoever it was, he is gone.
146 You "Oh. I don't do that... I think. As far as I remember."
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147 You "But what if they *really* deserved it?"
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148 Mysterious Pair of Eyes "Isn't that what the judicial system is all about? The rules of law are developed and set for a reason. Well, this turned boring quickly... it's time to change the subject."
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149 Mysterious Pair of Eyes "Aren't we the lucky ones then? But I'm getting *real* bored with this... maybe it's time to change the subject."
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150 None
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151 You "Rotten luck. I guess I'll find another way."
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152 Mysterious Pair of Eyes "Yeah? I got a suggestion, you should go try knock the guard above us out. Ha ha, that would be fuckin' priceless."
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153 None
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154 You "I don't actually remember much of what I've done."
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155 You "I haven't done anything!"
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156 Mysterious Pair of Eyes "A rallying cry for coppers everywhere! *We haven't done anything, we are never of any use*, ha ha."
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157 Mysterious Pair of Eyes "A serious bout of denial? Or perhaps the result of the incessant stream of alcohol you've been pouring down your throat?"
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158 You "Denial...? I don't know."
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159 You "It's the booze, definitely. For certain. No doubt."
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160 You "Both, maybe?"
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161 Mysterious Pair of Eyes "O-ho! I wonder what *harrowing mystery* lies behind this feat of self-destruction."
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162 Mysterious Pair of Eyes "An intriguing mystery! I wonder what *terrible secrets* lie behind this dark and ominous veil, ha ha."
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163 Mysterious Pair of Eyes "Your life sounds like an immeasurable clusterfuck. Something's gone *really wrong*."
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164 You "I don't actually want to talk about my personal life with a stupid voice behind a wall."
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165 You "Think I don't know that?"
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166 Mysterious Pair of Eyes "A good thing, too! I am not one of your fatuous Königstein neurosis analyst fucks, cashing in on the anxieties of nice ordinary folk. So, what now, Mr. Sensational Sleuth, sir?"
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167 Mysterious Pair of Eyes "Mm, the delights of existence. A constant anguish and concern over horrible things you don't even know about, but can *imagine* so vividly. Ha ha."
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168 None
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169 You "What do you have against cops?"
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170 You "Oh whatever, I'm not going to give you the satisfaction."
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171 Mysterious Pair of Eyes "Aw, shucks! And here I was, getting ever so hopeful. Does the ardent cop-man want to ask *more questions* then?"
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172 None
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173 Mysterious Pair of Eyes "Nothing, sir, oh nothing at all! Please don't arrest me, I'm just a poor, honest man, trying not to make a mistake. Ha ha!" The sarcastic laughter effortlessly makes it's way through the thick gates. There's no stopping it.
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174 You "Until doom comes and liberates us from all our woes."
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175 You "Okay, enough already, this is making me feel even worse."
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176 Mysterious Pair of Eyes "You've really fallen off the rocker, haven't you? This is getting boring, it's time to change the subject."
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177 Mysterious Pair of Eyes "Good plan, I was kinda getting bored of this topic already. What's next on the menu, Inspector Repression?"
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178 You "There's no way you could *fit* inside all those nooks and gaps." Variable["gates.peeker_concept_tiny"]
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179 You "Prove it, creep."
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180 Mysterious Pair of Eyes "We saw you kick the mailbox. That's kind of a jerk thing to do, you know."
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181 Mysterious Pair of Eyes "We've had our eye on you for some time now. And I can tell you straight... goddamn, you're one *boring fuckin' cop*!"
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182 You "Yeah, you piss off, you self-righteous, lecturing ass-goblin!"
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183 You "Hey, come back! Where are you going?"
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184 Mysterious Pair of Eyes There is no reply. Only silence lurks in the cavernous depths of the darkness beyond.
185 You "Try not to get too cocky, you might get that eye poked out."
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186 Mysterious Pair of Eyes "Umm, what? That's not... *literal* -- there are not people actually stuffed into various tiny holes. You get that, right?"
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187 None
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188 None Variable["plaza.viewer_attacked_the_viewer"] or Variable["plaza.mailbox_kicked_it"] or Variable["yard.hanged_endurance_failed_once"] or Variable["yard.hanged_failed_enough_to_whine_someone_else"] or Variable["TASK.get_the_dead_body_down_from_the_tree_done"] or Variable["yard.hanged_pointed_at_cunoesse"] or Variable["yard.cuno_punched_cuno"]
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189 None (Variable["plaza.viewer_attacked_the_viewer"] or Variable["plaza.mailbox_kicked_it"] or Variable["yard.hanged_endurance_failed_once"] or Variable["yard.hanged_failed_enough_to_whine_someone_else"] or Variable["TASK.get_the_dead_body_down_from_the_tree_done"] or Variable["yard.hanged_pointed_at_cunoesse"] or Variable["yard.cuno_punched_cuno"]) == false
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190 Mysterious Pair of Eyes "We've had our eye on you for quite some time. We saw you stumble out of the hostel, all messed up and stinking of booze."
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191 You "That's it?"
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192 You "Ooh, so *spooky*. Anyone could have seen this."
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193 You "Okay, a bit suspicious, but still not particularly menacing."
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194 None
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195 None Variable["TASK.get_the_dead_body_down_from_the_tree_done"]
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196 None (Variable["TASK.get_the_dead_body_down_from_the_tree_done"]) == false
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197 None
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198 None Variable["plaza.viewer_attacked_the_viewer"] or Variable["plaza.mailbox_kicked_it"]
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199 None (Variable["plaza.viewer_attacked_the_viewer"] or Variable["plaza.mailbox_kicked_it"]) == false
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200 Inland Empire Holy shit! A disembodied voice! Have cursed void-phantasms come to haunt us for misdeeds done in the past?
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201 You "Oh. Of course I get it."
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202 You "That's way more boring than I imagined."
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203 Conceptualization How can they fit into all the holes and gaps? Are they very tiny people? Or are they... eyes, separated from the body?
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204 None
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205 Mysterious Pair of Eyes "Right. Good. You get it. We are watching you, ever vigilant. Nothing you do escapes our vision."
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206 Mysterious Pair of Eyes "Boring?! That you are always being watched and judged? Nothing you do escapes our grasp, we are ever vigilant."
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207 You "Watch all you want, I don't mind."
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208 Mysterious Pair of Eyes "Ha ha, you won't take us seriously? You will yet -- and you will rue that day."
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209 None
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210 You "Damn straight."
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211 You "Just doing my job."
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212 Mysterious Pair of Eyes "Think you're some kind of a nice, clean, up-standing citizen? Don't worry, we'll get you yet... you can't keep your nose out of the gutter forever."
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213 None
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214 None
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215 None
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216 None Variable["yard.hanged_endurance_failed_once"]
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217 None (Variable["yard.hanged_endurance_failed_once"]) == false
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218 Mysterious Pair of Eyes "It's a beginning, copper! You consider yourself a clean-cut, up-standing citizen? Don't worry, we'll get you yet... no keeping your nose out of the gutter forever."
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219 None
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220 None
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221 None Variable["yard.hanged_pointed_at_cunoesse"]
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222 None (Variable["yard.hanged_pointed_at_cunoesse"]) == false
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223 You "She is a demon begging for release from this mortal coil."
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224 You "No such thing. I deny everything."
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225 You "It was just a joke, come on. I was teaching her a lesson."
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226 Mysterious Pair of Eyes "No, no. That's... like... a super fucked-up thing to do. Seriously, I can't believe you still have your job. Everything else pales compared to this shit..."
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227 None
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228 Mysterious Pair of Eyes "And we saw you got the body down. Oh, such wonderful progress! Hold the applause, ladies and gents."
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229 Mysterious Pair of Eyes "And we saw your attempt to shoot the dead guy down from the tree. That was an... exceptionally impressive failure, if I say so myself."
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230 None
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231 None Variable["yard.hanged_failed_shooting_body_down"]
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232 None (Variable["yard.hanged_failed_shooting_body_down"]) == false
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233 You "Whoah, I retract my statement."
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234 Mysterious Pair of Eyes "Getting too hot for you? Ha ha! Yeah, skitter off, find some actual criminals."
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235 None
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236 Inland Empire Holy fuck! It's coming to get us!
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237 None
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238 None Variable["gates.peeker_inland_triggers"]
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239 None (Variable["gates.peeker_inland_triggers"]) == false
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240 Volition Don't be ridiculous. It's just a regular person, probably a worker from the harbour.
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241 None
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242 None Variable["gates.peeker_volition_high"]
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243 None (Variable["gates.peeker_volition_high"]) == false
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244 Mysterious Pair of Eyes "Right now? You! Ha ha. We've got our eyes on you, believe you me!"
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245 None
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246 None Variable["yard.cuno_fist_fail"] or Variable["yard.cuno_punched_cuno"]
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247 None (Variable["yard.cuno_fist_fail"] or Variable["yard.cuno_punched_cuno"]) == false
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248 Mysterious Pair of Eyes "Alright, you want more? We saw you try to punch that kid. A grown man, a *police officer* trying to punch a snot-nosed punk kid! A kid, for fuck's sake!"
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249 You "He fuckin' deserved it."
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250 You "It was a lesson in *respect*."
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251 You "Sorry, things just got out of... hand."
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252 Mysterious Pair of Eyes "Oh, sure, think up any justification you can for your fucked up, vicious deeds. Seriously, what a psychopath. You can't cover that up..."
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253 Mysterious Pair of Eyes "Yeah? Does that happen to you often, Officer Heavyhands? Seriously, what a psychopath. You can't cover that up..."
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254 None
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255 You "Are you the company lookout Joyce hinted at?" Variable["pier.joyce_surveillance_tip"] == true
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256 Mysterious Pair of Eyes "Wouldn't you like to know, fuckstick!"
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257 You "Yes, I would like to. Very much."
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258 You "Can you please not call me names?"
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259 Mysterious Pair of Eyes "Sure thing, pisspig, ha ha ha." The eyes blink rapidly. "Oh, and no, I'm not some fuckin' 'lookout' for the *leeches*."
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260 None
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261 Mysterious Pair of Eyes The eyes blink rapidly. "No, I'm not, ha ha ha."
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262 Electrochemistry Oh-oh, you know who's got things to hide!?
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263 None
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264 None Variable["gates.peeker_who_has_to_hide"]
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265 None (Variable["gates.peeker_who_has_to_hide"]) == false
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266 None
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267 Volition Don't be an idiot and say it. In this day and age, of all times. It won't end well.
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268 Mysterious Pair of Eyes "It's gotta be something *big* and *deep* and *important*. Because certainly you aren't some regular asshole avoiding the fact that he goes around fucking up everyone's lives with their self-serving, egotistical arrogance?"
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269 Mysterious Pair of Eyes "I'm sure your story is very *unique* and not a stereotype-ridden re-hash of tired ideas."
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270 You "You don't know me."
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271 Mysterious Pair of Eyes "Sure thing, you pretty flower, you. Go and discover your *exciting* backstory. I'm sure it'll be one-of-a-kind."
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272 You "Is this one of those homo things that keeps coming up?" Variable["reputation.homo_comes_up"] >= 2 or IsTHCPresent("homosexual_underground")
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273 Mysterious Pair of Eyes "Ah, but of course! It's all a huge part of the secret homo-sexual underground."
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274 You "Really?!"
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275 You "I'm still not sure that's an actual thing..."
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276 Mysterious Pair of Eyes "Of course it's not, you numbnuts!" A groan comes from the other side. "Unbelievable."
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277 Mysterious Pair of Eyes "No." A groan comes from the other side. "You're a complete tool, aren't you."
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278 None
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279 You "You can fucking say that again. God, yes, the power!" IsTHCPresent("revacholian_nationhood")
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280 None
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281 None Variable["tc.scab_leader_is_a_merc"]
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282 None (Variable["tc.scab_leader_is_a_merc"]) == false
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283 You "Oh yeah, him. He's a mercenary posing as a worker, yeah."
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284 You Say nothing.
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285 Mysterious Pair of Eyes "What, did your brain shut off or something?" He grunts. "I don't understand how you get anything done. Well, whatever."
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286 Mysterious Pair of Eyes "That so? Well I'll be damned..." He snorts. "Guess you ain't all shit-for-brains after all."
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