Conversation 1265: WHIRLING F3 ORB / age afterthought

how old are you afterthought

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ID Character Dialogue Conditions Links
0 None
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1 None
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2 Visual Calculus Wait, stop -- that man, bloated beyond all recognition, was 42?
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3 You It's what she said, yes.
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4 You [Discard thought.]
5 Visual Calculus Below the damage, the weeks of decomposition, all the swollen indignity of mortality -- he was 42 years old?
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6 You Where is this going?
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7 Visual Calculus How old are *you*? That's where this is going. Forty-five thousand litres of raw alcohol has left its disfigurements. What lies beneath, you wonder.
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8 None
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9 You "Kim, how old do you think I am?" IsKimHere()
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10 You (Turn around.) "Miss, how old do you think I am?" Variable["TASK.arrest_klaasje_done"] == false and Variable["TASK.report_to_the_tribunal_done"] == false and IsHourBetween(7,22) == true
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11 Kim Kitsuragi "Huh?" The lieutenant isn't quite sure he heard you.
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12 You "How old do I look?"
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13 You "Nothing." [Finish thought.]
14 Kim Kitsuragi "How old? Fifty-eight."
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15 You "Maybe you're wrong. You were wrong about the deceased too, he was *way* younger." Variable["XP.determine_victims_age"]
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16 You "What if you're wrong? We were both wrong about the deceased -- he turned out to be 40!" Variable["XP.determine_victims_age"] == false
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17 You "You're probably right. That's about what I look."
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18 You "Oh my god, that's really old -- really?"
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19 Kim Kitsuragi "You asked." He shrugs.
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20 Kim Kitsuragi "He was *deceased*. He had been decomposing for a week."
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21 You "I feel like I've been decomposing for longer than that."
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22 Kim Kitsuragi "Forty-two. And he was *deceased*. He had been decomposing for a week."
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23 Kim Kitsuragi "Actually, make that 54." He squints. "Alcoholism has severely impacted your appearance."
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24 Kim Kitsuragi "And I *was* wrong about the age of the deceased. "
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25 None
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26 You "Alcoholism has a similar effect on living tissue, I hear."
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27 You "You're right. I'm probably 62. Let's leave it at that."
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28 Kim Kitsuragi "I didn't say 62, I said 58." He squints, looking at you for a second.
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29 Kim Kitsuragi There's silence.
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30 Kim Kitsuragi Then a little more.
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31 Empathy Here it comes -- mercy.
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32 Kim Kitsuragi "Sure -- you're 42." He squints. "Let's go?"
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33 Kim Kitsuragi "On the bright side, you've been getting *a lot* of exercise lately."
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34 Klaasje (Miss Oranje Disco Dancer) "Huh?" She leans in closer. "How old do I think you are?"
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35 Rhetoric She's buying time to formulate the best answer.
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36 None
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37 None Variable["XP.detect_compromized_skillset"]
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38 None (Variable["XP.detect_compromized_skillset"]) == false
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39 Volition Look who's finally awake!
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40 Klaasje (Miss Oranje Disco Dancer) "I don't know... Twenty-one? Seventeen? Sixteen? When does the male libido peak?"
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41 Klaasje (Miss Oranje Disco Dancer) "I don't know... one million years old? Twenty-one? Seventeen? How old are superstar police officers usually?"
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42 Klaasje (Miss Oranje Disco Dancer) "I don't know... 80? One hundred? One year old? I don't know what I'm supposed to say? How old is the *sorriest* age?"
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43 Klaasje (Miss Oranje Disco Dancer) "I don't know... one? Two? I don't know what I'm supposed to say? How old is a newborn cop who doesn't remember he's a cop?"
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44 Klaasje (Miss Oranje Disco Dancer) "I don't know... Forty-one? Forty-five? What am I supposed to say? What's the most *boring* age a human being can be?"
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45 Klaasje (Miss Oranje Disco Dancer) "I don't know... As old as time itself? *Ageless*? Fifty-thousand years old? I don't know what I'm supposed to say? How old *is* an Apocalypse Cop?"
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46 Klaasje (Miss Oranje Disco Dancer) "I don't know... 40? I was like 9 when OO peaked. That was, what? Nineteen years ago? I liked them when I was 9. You couldn't have liked it when you were 40..."
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47 None
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48 Klaasje (Miss Oranje Disco Dancer) "Let's say you were twenty-something. Twenty five. A good disco age. Twenty five plus nineteen is forty four. I'm gonna say you're 44."
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49 Logic Wow!
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50 You "Wow."
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51 You "Forty four? I'm young!"
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52 You "Forty four? You think so?"
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53 Klaasje (Miss Oranje Disco Dancer) "Yeah. I have a university degree, you know." She flicks ash from her cigarette.
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54 Klaasje (Miss Oranje Disco Dancer) "Absolutely. Age is just a number, man."
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55 Klaasje (Miss Oranje Disco Dancer) "Look -- at the end of the day, age is just a number, you know."
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56 None
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57 You "I think I'm circa 55."
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58 You "I think I'm circa 45."
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59 You "I think I'm circa 35."
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60 None
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61 None IsKimHere()
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62 None (IsKimHere()) == false
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63 Visual Calculus Wait! This requires *scientific* measurements.
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64 You Bring it on. I am not afraid of the truth.
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65 You I don't want to think about this anymore.
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66 Visual Calculus To the Laboratorium!
67 Visual Calculus Okay. Seek not the truth. Cower in barbarism, you 58-year-old man-child.
68 Kim Kitsuragi "You're not." He's squinting at you.
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69 Klaasje (Miss Oranje Disco Dancer) "Sure he is. You know. Age is just a number."
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70 Kim Kitsuragi "Yes. But for him that number is *much* larger than 35."
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71 Klaasje (Miss Oranje Disco Dancer) "Sure. Age is just a number, you know." She extinguishes her cigarette. "It's all in your *head*."
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72 None
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73 None IsKimHere()
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74 None (IsKimHere()) == false
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75 Kim Kitsuragi "You're not." He's squinting at you.
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76 Klaasje (Miss Oranje Disco Dancer) "Sure he is. You know, age is just a number."
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77 Kim Kitsuragi "Yes. But for him that number is higher than 45."
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78 Klaasje (Miss Oranje Disco Dancer) "Sure, yeah. And if you're not -- age is just a number anyway."
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79 Kim Kitsuragi "You're not." He's squinting at you.
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80 Klaasje (Miss Oranje Disco Dancer) "Sure he is. You know, age is just a number."
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81 Kim Kitsuragi "Yes. But for him that number is 56."
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82 None
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83 None IsKimHere()
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84 None (IsKimHere()) == false
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85 Klaasje (Miss Oranje Disco Dancer) "That's pretty much it, but... Age is just a number anyway, you know." She extinguishes her cigarette.
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86 None
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87 None Variable["whirling.klaasjenick_discofan"]
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88 None (Variable["whirling.klaasjenick_discofan"]) == false
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89 None
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90 None Variable["whirling.klaasjenick_apocalypse"]
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91 None (Variable["whirling.klaasjenick_apocalypse"]) == false
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92 None
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93 None Variable["whirling.klaasjenick_lamentable"]
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94 None (Variable["whirling.klaasjenick_lamentable"]) == false
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95 None
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96 None Variable["whirling.klaasjenick_newborn"]
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97 None (Variable["whirling.klaasjenick_newborn"]) == false
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98 None
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99 None Variable["whirling.klaasjenick_superstar"]
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100 None (Variable["whirling.klaasjenick_superstar"]) == false
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101 None
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102 None Variable["whirling.klaasjenick_wordsmith"]
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103 None (Variable["whirling.klaasjenick_wordsmith"]) == false
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104 Reaction Speed You could ask either one of them.
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105 None
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106 None IsKimHere()
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107 None (IsKimHere()) == false
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108 None
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109 None IsKimHere()
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110 None (IsKimHere()) == false
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111 Kim Kitsuragi "Yes miss, but..." The lieutenant disagrees. "For him that number is *56*."
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112 None
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113 None Variable["whirling.klaasje_rhet_buying_time"]
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114 None (Variable["whirling.klaasje_rhet_buying_time"]) == false
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115 None
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116 None Variable["TASK.arrest_klaasje_done"] == true or Variable["TASK.report_to_the_tribunal_done"] == true or IsHourBetween(7,22) == false
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117 None (Variable["TASK.arrest_klaasje_done"] == true or Variable["TASK.report_to_the_tribunal_done"] == true or IsHourBetween(7,22) == false) == false
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118 You I got this, I got this... My age -- I think I'm...
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119 Visual Calculus Yes?
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120 You I'm old. A wizened sage who has seen it all across *three hundred years*.
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121 You I'm in my early thirties. A rough thirty. I *lived it up*.
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122 You Oh my god. I have no idea. Probably middle aged, but... but...
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123 Visual Calculus You're a rough rider, but not in your early thirties. Do you want to know *the truth*?
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124 You Bring it on. I am not afraid of the truth.
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125 You I don't want to think about this anymore.
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126 Visual Calculus To the Laboratorium!
127 Visual Calculus Okay. Seek not the truth. Cower in barbarism, you 58-year-old man-child.
128 None
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129 Visual Calculus Yeah, but probably not though. Do you want to know *the truth*?
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130 Visual Calculus Do you want to know the truth?
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