Conversation 1235: BOARDWALK / THE PIGS RED CHECK

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ID	Character	Dialogue	Conditions	Links
0	None			1
1	None
2	You	Time to get my gun!		3
3	The Pigs			4 5
4	The Pigs		Variable["boardwalk.thepigs_redc_handeye_recognize_gun"]	8
5	The Pigs		(Variable["boardwalk.thepigs_redc_handeye_recognize_gun"]) == false	114
6	Hand/Eye Coordination	Alright, here's the plan: You hurl the ledger in her face -- already darting right -- and *immediately* close the distance. Left hand grabs the barrel, right one breaks the wrist...		44
7	Hand/Eye Coordination	She's frantic, confused, teetering under all that gear... There's an opening, if you just move fast enough.		117
8	The Pigs			9 10
9	The Pigs		CheckEquipped("ledger_damaged") or CheckEquipped("ledger_oblivion") or CheckEquipped("ledger_of_failure_and_hatred")	6
10	The Pigs		(CheckEquipped("ledger_damaged") or CheckEquipped("ledger_oblivion") or CheckEquipped("ledger_of_failure_and_hatred")) == false	11
11	The Pigs			12 13
12	The Pigs		CheckEquipped("chaincutters")	14
13	The Pigs		(CheckEquipped("chaincutters")) == false	15
14	Hand/Eye Coordination	Alright, here's the plan: You fling the chaincutters in her face -- already darting right -- and *immediately* close the distance. Left hand grabs the barrel, right one breaks the wrist...		44
15	The Pigs			16 17
16	The Pigs		CheckEquipped("yellow_plastic_bag")	18
17	The Pigs		(CheckEquipped("yellow_plastic_bag")) == false	19
18	Hand/Eye Coordination	Alright, this is how we do it: You hurl the tare bag in her face -- already darting right -- and *immediately* close the distance. Left hand grabs the barrel, right one breaks the wrist...		44
19	The Pigs			20 21
20	The Pigs		CheckEquipped("prybar")	22
21	The Pigs		(CheckEquipped("prybar")) == false	23
22	Hand/Eye Coordination	Alright, this is how we do it: You fling the prybar at her-- already darting right -- and *immediately* close the distance. Left hand grabs the barrel, right one breaks the wrist...		44
23	The Pigs			24 25
24	The Pigs		CheckEquipped("kvalsund_multitool")	26
25	The Pigs		(CheckEquipped("kvalsund_multitool")) == false	27
26	Hand/Eye Coordination	Here's the plan: Drop the multitool and immediately dart right -- the noise will startle her, allowing you to close the distance. Left hand grabs the barrel, right one breaks the wrist...		44
27	The Pigs			28 29
28	The Pigs		CheckEquipped("sabre")	30
29	The Pigs		(CheckEquipped("sabre")) == false	31
30	Hand/Eye Coordination	Here's the plan: You jerk left, dash right, close the distance and cut her hand off. Ready?		45
31	The Pigs			32 33
32	The Pigs		CheckEquipped("flashlight")	34
33	The Pigs		(CheckEquipped("flashlight")) == false	35
34	Hand/Eye Coordination	Here's the plan: Shine the light straight in her eye and immediately dart right-- the light will blind her, allowing you to close the distance. Left hand grabs the barrel, right one breaks the wrist...		44
35	The Pigs			36 37
36	The Pigs		CheckEquipped("boombox")	38
37	The Pigs		(CheckEquipped("boombox")) == false	39
38	Hand/Eye Coordination	Porta-reel is the key. Up the volume to the *MAX* and hit 'Play'. The sound will startle her, allowing you to close the distance. Left hand grabs the barrel, right one breaks the wrist...		44
39	The Pigs			40 41
40	The Pigs		CheckEquipped("gun_ruby")	82
41	The Pigs		(CheckEquipped("gun_ruby")) == false	43
42	Hand/Eye Coordination	The gun, throw it in her face -- she won't see it coming. As she tries to catch or evade, you close the distance. Left hand grabs the barrel, right one breaks the wrist...		44
43	Hand/Eye Coordination	Alright, here's how we do it: As soon as that gun isn't pointed at you again, you dash right, then immediately close the distance. Left hand grabs the barrel, right one breaks the wrist...		44
44	Physical Instrument	...fingers lock behind her head, knee to the face, knee to the face, crush the ribcage, side-step and drop her with the hammer kick.		45
45	Half Light	OH MY GOD, YES!!!!		46
46	Visual Calculus	No. That won't be necessary. Look closer. The gun, all three barrels, red and blue light shining through -- it's not loaded.		47
47	The Pigs			48 49
48	The Pigs		Variable["boardwalk.pigs_viscal_gun_is_empty"]	57
49	The Pigs		(Variable["boardwalk.pigs_viscal_gun_is_empty"]) == false	64
50	Shivers	A drop of sweat runs down your nose and in it you see the Martinaise inlet, wrapped in the night. In the abandoned fish market three figures stand in a spectacular light-show. A large, loud woman is pointing an empty firearm at the other two. She doesn't want to listen... or even to be heard.		53
51	Interfacing	No! Look how she's holding it. Like it's light in the nose. It must be... That means the gun is empty!		58
52	Inland Empire	No. An ominous feeling fills your gut and suddenly you *know* the gun is empty. Thinking about it makes you nauseous.		61
53	The Pigs			54 55
54	The Pigs		Variable["boardwalk.pigs_shiver_gun_is_empty"]	57
55	The Pigs		(Variable["boardwalk.pigs_shiver_gun_is_empty"]) == false	51
56	Inland Empire	No. A strange feeling fills your gut and suddenly you *know* the gun is empty. Thinking about it makes you nauseous.		57
57	None			106 91 94 93 92
58	The Pigs			59 60
59	The Pigs		Variable["boardwalk.pigs_shiver_gun_is_empty"]	57
60	The Pigs		(Variable["boardwalk.pigs_shiver_gun_is_empty"]) == false	73
61	The Pigs			62 63
62	The Pigs		Variable["boardwalk.pigs_inland_gun_is_empty"]	57
63	The Pigs		(Variable["boardwalk.pigs_inland_gun_is_empty"]) == false	56
64	The Pigs			65 66
65	The Pigs		IsKimHere()	50
66	The Pigs		(IsKimHere()) == false	67
67	Shivers	A drop of sweat runs down your nose and in it you see the Martinaise inlet, wrapped in the night. In the abandoned fish market two figures face each other in a spectacular light-show. One of them is forced to stare into the three empty barrels of a gun. Not an uncommon sight in the neighbourhood.		53
68	Composure	No. Wait... Earlier the lieutenant noticed something. Something about the gun... Could it be empty without her knowing it?		76
69	The Pigs			70 71
70	The Pigs		Variable["boardwalk.thepigs_composure_kim_trigger"]	68
71	The Pigs		(Variable["boardwalk.thepigs_composure_kim_trigger"]) == false	52
72	Logic	NO! Remember, 'Get the gun, it's okay. It's safe'? It must have meant the gun is not loaded. She's holding an empty gun.		79
73	The Pigs			74 75
74	The Pigs		Variable["boardwalk.pigs_kim_esprit_its_okay_go_for_the_gun"]	72
75	The Pigs		(Variable["boardwalk.pigs_kim_esprit_its_okay_go_for_the_gun"]) == false	69
76	The Pigs			77 78
77	The Pigs		Variable["boardwalk.pigs_composure_gun_is_empty"]	57
78	The Pigs		(Variable["boardwalk.pigs_composure_gun_is_empty"]) == false	52
79	The Pigs			80 81
80	The Pigs		Variable["boardwalk.pigs_logic_gun_is_empty"]	57
81	The Pigs		(Variable["boardwalk.pigs_logic_gun_is_empty"]) == false	68
82	The Pigs			83 84
83	The Pigs		CheckItem("bullet")	85
84	The Pigs		(CheckItem("bullet")) == false	42
85	Hand/Eye Coordination	Fire off a shot over her head and use the moment of confusion to close the distance. Left hand grabs the barrel, right one breaks the wrist...		87
86	Half Light	A madwoman is pointing a gun at two police officers and you're thinking about warning shots?! Fuck the protocol! Take her out!		46
87	The Pigs			88 89
88	The Pigs		IsKimHere()	86
89	The Pigs		(IsKimHere()) == false	90
90	Half Light	A madwoman is pointing a gun at a cop and you're thinking about warning shots?! Fuck the protocol! Shoot to kill.		46
91	You	(Whisper.) "Kim, I'm almost certain there are no bullets in that gun."	IsKimHere() and Variable["boardwalk.pigs_kim_you_said_gun_empty"] == false	100
92	You	"Go ahead, pull the trigger. I dare you."		129
93	You	"Ma'am, the weapon you're holding is mine and I *know* it has no bullets."		217
94	You	"My god, it's not loaded... The gun isn't loaded!"		217
95	The Pigs			96 97
96	The Pigs		Variable["boardwalk.pigs_kim_esprit_its_okay_go_for_the_gun"]	98
97	The Pigs		(Variable["boardwalk.pigs_kim_esprit_its_okay_go_for_the_gun"]) == false	99
98	Kim Kitsuragi	"You're right," the lieutenant agrees. "Let's call her out on this."		105
99	Kim Kitsuragi	"I've been thinking that too. But it's impossible to tell for certain in these lighting conditions."		104
100	The Pigs			101 102
101	The Pigs		Variable["boardwalk.pigs_kim_noticed_gun_not_loaded"]	95
102	The Pigs		(Variable["boardwalk.pigs_kim_noticed_gun_not_loaded"]) == false	103
103	Kim Kitsuragi	"Huh?" The lieutenant studies the swaying firearm. "My god, I think you're right."		105
104	Physical Instrument	Yeah, with shit-eyes it must be, binoclard.		105
105	None			57
106	You	Hold on, why does that make me nauseous?	Variable["boardwalk.pigs_inland_gun_is_empty"] == true	107
107	Inland Empire	That knowledge comes from a very dark place.		108
108	You	How dark?		109
109	Inland Empire	'Paint the wall with your brains' dark.		91 94 93 92
110	You	"Gun-gun, I'm coming!" (Go for it.)		127
111	You	No, I know myself. I know I'm gonna fail.		126
112	You	"No gun is worth this risk..." (Slowly back away.)		128
113	Hand/Eye Coordination	She's frantic, confused, teetering under all that gear... There's an opening, if you just move fast enough... If not, the lieutenant's got her on his sights.		118
114	The Pigs			115 116
115	The Pigs		IsKimHere()	113
116	The Pigs		(IsKimHere()) == false	7
117	None			111 110 112
118	The Pigs			119 120
119	The Pigs		Variable["yard.hanged_shoot_the_betl_yourself_idea"]	121
120	The Pigs		(Variable["yard.hanged_shoot_the_betl_yourself_idea"]) == false	117
121	Half Light	Like when he had the hanged man in his sights? You're a dead man.		122
122	The Pigs			123 124
123	The Pigs		Variable["boardwalk.pigs_half_light_kim_cant_shoot"]	117
124	The Pigs		(Variable["boardwalk.pigs_half_light_kim_cant_shoot"]) == false	125
125	Physical Instrument	Host Almighty, don't count on *that*! You saw the binoclard can't shoot for shit!		117
126	Hand/Eye Coordination	Sure, you're you. But how do we end this? She's not just gonna let you leave.		110 112
127	The Pigs	"SUICIDE BY COP! SPLIT-SECOND DECISION. EAT LEAD, SCUMBAG!"		131
128	The Pigs	"CONFINED QUARTERS, ASSAILANT COMING AT ME! SPLIT-SECOND DECISION, FIRE AT WILL!"		131
129	None			127
130	The Pigs	"Wh... what is this?" The old woman looks at the treacherous weapon. "This isn't police issue. Police weapons have bullets. This isn't real!"		154
131	Half Light	OH MY GOD!!!!		140
132	Reaction Speed	In your peripheral vision the lieutenant releases the half-squeezed trigger.		143
133	The Pigs			134 135
134	The Pigs		Variable["boardwalk.pigs_kim_esprit_its_okay_go_for_the_gun"]	145
135	The Pigs		(Variable["boardwalk.pigs_kim_esprit_its_okay_go_for_the_gun"]) == false	144
136	The Pigs			137 138
137	The Pigs		Variable["boardwalk.thepigs_blackc_conc_how_it_feels"]	133
138	The Pigs		(Variable["boardwalk.thepigs_blackc_conc_how_it_feels"]) == false	132
139	Esprit de Corps	I was 80% sure the gun is empty and *still* the instinct almost took over.		147
140	The Pigs			141 142
141	The Pigs		IsKimHere()	136
142	The Pigs		(IsKimHere()) == false	148
143	Kim Kitsuragi	"God..." the lieutenant exhales loudly and uses his off-hand to wipe his forehead. "I almost blew her head off..."		147
144	Kim Kitsuragi	"Phew..." The lieutenant exhales sharply. "For a moment there..."		139
145	Kim Kitsuragi	"Situation is under control!" The lieutenant's voice rings over the police siren. "You're not shot, she's not a threat, everybody stay calm!"		146
146	Esprit de Corps	I was 95% sure the gun is empty and *still* that instinctual muscle twitch could have ended in an unnecessary death.		147
147	None			130
148	Pain Threshold	CONDITION BLACK, ALL SYSTEMS CRITICAL!		150
149	Hand/Eye Coordination	Oh... I see. Okay, the gun was empty. All is good. You're fine.		147
150	The Pigs			151 152
151	The Pigs		Variable["boardwalk.pigs_rc_fil_paintresh_conditionblack"]	153
152	The Pigs		(Variable["boardwalk.pigs_rc_fil_paintresh_conditionblack"]) == false	149
153	Hand/Eye Coordination	No... no-no-no-no. THEY'RE REALLY NOT. The gun wasn't even loaded. No shots fired. You're fine.		147
154	The Pigs	The gun lands on the wooden planks and tears run down her scratched cheeks. "Police guns always have bullets... What is this? Why did you sell me this?"		161
155	None			192 157 156 158 159
156	You	"You tried to kill me!!!"	Variable["boardwalk.pigs_said_im_sorry_genlty"] == false and Variable["boardwalk.pigs_you_tried_to_kill_me"] == false and Variable["boardwalk.pigs_youre_not_alone"] == false and Variable["boardwalk.pigs_pulled_the_trigger"] == true	187
157	You	"I'm very sorry this is how life turned out for you." (Gently touch her shoulder.)	Variable["boardwalk.pigs_said_im_sorry_genlty"] == false and Variable["boardwalk.pigs_you_tried_to_kill_me"] == false and Variable["boardwalk.pigs_inland_loneliness"] == false	185
158	You	"What do you think is happening to her?"	IsKimHere()	193
159	You	"Should we just arrest her?" (Proceed.)		218
160	Interfacing	Grab the gun! Right now! This might be your *ONLY* chance.		163
161	Empathy	She looks devastated.		160
162	You	(Pick up your gun.)		175
163	None			162 164
164	You	"I'm done with this gun." (Leave it behind forever.)		168
165	The Pigs	"Why would they cheat me like this?! I don't have *ANYONE*!" She slams her heavy boot in the ground. The impact travelling through the planks, sends your gun through the crack, into the black nothingness below.		166
166	Interfacing	That gun was the single greatest thing you had. This is an enormous loss.		171
167	Kim Kitsuragi	Weapon still trained on The Pigs, the lieutenant swiftly reaches down to snatch up the gun.		175
168	The Pigs			169 170
169	The Pigs		IsKimHere()	167
170	The Pigs		(IsKimHere()) == false	165
171	The Pigs			172 173
172	The Pigs		Variable["boardwalk.pigs_interfacing_gun_was_greatest_thing_you_had"]	174
173	The Pigs		(Variable["boardwalk.pigs_interfacing_gun_was_greatest_thing_you_had"]) == false	175
174	Inland Empire	That gun is a joke compared to the actual greatest thing he lost.		175
175	The Pigs	"No one ever cares anymore," her voice is growing fainter as she rocks back and forth, slowly. "Why would they cheat me like this..."		180
176	The Pigs			177 178
177	The Pigs		IsKimHere()	179
178	The Pigs		(IsKimHere()) == false	186
179	Kim Kitsuragi	"Poor woman..." The lieutenant holsters his pistol. "We need to figure out what to do with her now."		210
180	The Pigs			181 182
181	The Pigs		Variable["whirling.wakeup_hurting_longing_dancing_to_disco_music"]	183
182	The Pigs		(Variable["whirling.wakeup_hurting_longing_dancing_to_disco_music"]) == false	184
183	Conceptualization	*This* limbed and headed machine of pain and undignified suffering is grinding to a halt. Tired of walking the desert, it doesn't want to feel or think anymore.		176
184	Conceptualization	Great gears are grinding to a halt. The machine is powering down. She's all out of jolt.		176
185	The Pigs	Her scratched skin is warm to the touch, but the person inside doesn't even know you're there.		195
186	Hand/Eye Coordination	Okay, you need to figure out what to do with her now.		210
187	The Pigs			188 189
188	The Pigs		IsKimHere()	190
189	The Pigs		(IsKimHere()) == false	191
190	Kim Kitsuragi	"I don't think she actually..." The lieutenant shakes his head. "You're right of course. This could've been very bad."		208
191	The Pigs	The person who did that is no longer there. No one is right now. The empty shell of an old woman is slowly rocking back and forth.		206
192	You	"You're not alone. We're all here."	Variable["boardwalk.pigs_you_tried_to_kill_me"] == false and Variable["boardwalk.pigs_inland_loneliness"] == true	211
193	Kim Kitsuragi	"She's in a stupor," the lieutenant replies, inspecting the catatonic woman standing in the dark. "I've seen this before. God knows for how long... Could be days when they get like this."		194 311
194	You	"But why was she like this in the first place?"		196
195	None			155
196	Kim Kitsuragi	"Honestly, I don't know. Dementia, probably," he lowers his voice. "Dementia and Channel 8. And loneliness."		197 198 199 200
197	You	Nod. "Neurodegenerative disease."	Variable["boardwalk.pigs_interfacing_neurodegenerative_disease"] == true	205
198	You	"Yes. This is what happens when you listen to too many cop shows on the radio."		204
199	You	"You're probably right." (Nod.) "Loneliness."		203
200	You	"I guess we'll never know."		201
201	Kim Kitsuragi	"Probably not," the lieutenant agrees. "But more pressing is the question of what to do with her right now?"		202
202	None			155
203	Kim Kitsuragi	"Looks like a bad case." He gives the woman a compassionate look. "But the question is what to do with her right now."		202
204	Kim Kitsuragi	"There's a bit more to this than that," the lieutenant disagrees. "But right now we need to decide what to do with her."		202
205	Kim Kitsuragi	"Could be," agrees the lieutenant. "Her hands were trembling and she did seem uncoordinated... But what are we gonna do with her?"		202
206	Logic	She's in a stupor. There's no telling when she'll snap out of it. If ever.		207
207	None			155
208	Empathy	He's trying not to think about how bad it could have been had the gun been loaded.		207
209	The Pigs	But it feels like *you* are, because the old woman standing there is motionless, emotionless and unresponsive. Almost like an inanimate object.		216
210	The Pigs	"Nobody's ever around," the old woman mumbles, staring blank at the boardwalk, "nobody ever comes to visit me."		155
211	The Pigs			212 213
212	The Pigs		IsKimHere()	214
213	The Pigs		(IsKimHere()) == false	209
214	The Pigs	The woman stands in front of you, motionless, unresponsive. Almost like an inanimate object now. A mountain of police paraphernalia.		309
215	None			155
216	Esprit de Corps	Kim Kitsuragi is a nice guy. Wish he was here right now.		310
217	The Pigs	"What...?" The woman looks at the weapon in disbelief, her eyes suddenly reddish with tears. She looks straight down the barrel... and squeezes the trigger.		308
218	The Pigs			219 220
219	The Pigs		IsKimHere()	221
220	The Pigs		(IsKimHere()) == false	222
221	Kim Kitsuragi	"I don't think there's any need for that. In her current state -- and without the gun -- she isn't really a threat to anyone."		223
222	The Pigs	The catatonic woman -- especially now that she's unarmed -- doesn't seem to be a threat to anyone, but herself.		261
223	The Pigs			224 225
224	The Pigs		Variable["TASK.pass_the_hardie_authority_check"]	226
225	The Pigs		(Variable["TASK.pass_the_hardie_authority_check"]) == false	227
226	Kim Kitsuragi	"We could let Titus know. This is a perfect problem for the local 'peacekeepers' to handle. They might even know her family."		228 229 230 232
227	Kim Kitsuragi	"I guess I'll just notify my station. They'll contact the Sanitarium and handle the logistics."		236
228	You	"Wait, I was really hoping I can give her one of those station call slips..."	(CheckItem("ledger_damaged") or CheckItem("ledger_of_failure_and_hatred") or CheckItem("ledger_oblivion")) and Variable["tc.station_call"] == true	231
229	You	"Yeah, Titus sounds like the man for the job."		235
230	You	"I don't want to endorse the Hardie boys' inflated sense of self-worth. They're not cops -- we are."		234
231	Kim Kitsuragi	"That would just be a waste of paper. I mean look at her." His eyes travel back to the old woman. "She's not going to respond to a station slip."		229 230 232
232	You	"I think we can just leave her like this. She'll be fine."		233
233	Kim Kitsuragi	"No," the lieutenant sharply interjects. "That is not an option. We'll either unload this to Titus and his guys or I'll ask for help from my station."		229 230
234	Kim Kitsuragi	"Okay," he nods. "That settles it. I'll contact my station after we wrap it up for the day. They can contact the Sanitarium and handle the logistics."		236
235	Kim Kitsuragi	"Then we can ask him once we get back to the Whirling. But we have to hurry, cause it's late and they might have already gone home."		236
236	The Pigs			237 238
237	The Pigs		Variable["boardwalk.thepigs_kim_did_not_get_weapon"]	239
238	The Pigs		(Variable["boardwalk.thepigs_kim_did_not_get_weapon"]) == false	244
239	Kim Kitsuragi	"Oh, before we go..." The lieutenant pulls out your service pistol. "I believe this belongs to you."		240 241
240	You	"Thank you, Kim. I *do* actually want my gun back."		243
241	You	"No, I'm *really* done with it. You keep it."		242
242	Kim Kitsuragi	"Okay but..." He bites his lip and mumbles under his breath: "... probably couldn't change your mind anyway... Let's go then."		249
243	Kim Kitsuragi	"Of course. Understandably things got a bit hectic before. Don't worry about it." He smiles as he hands you the weapon. "Reunited at last. Let's go now."		249
244	Kim Kitsuragi	"But I think we're done here for now. Let's head out, this is done."		249
245	You	"Titus wants to be the sheriff, I'll tell him where to find you. Maybe he knows your family."	Variable["TASK.pass_the_hardie_authority_check"]	305
246	None			245 247 265 248
247	You	"At ease, patrol officer Pigs, your heart is in the right place." (Bow.)	Variable["boardwalk.pigs_heart_in_right_place"] == false and Variable["boardwalk.pigs_i_will_bury_you"] == false	266
248	You	Quietly leave the old woman alone.		249
249	The Pigs	As you turn to leave, the faintest of voices comes from the woman. "Please, leave the radio on..." she mutters. It seems like a reflex, a half-remembered sentence.		251
250	Conceptualization	She must have built a new -- sadly better -- reality from the only material available: radio waves and cop shows.		314
251	Logic	Reflex to what? Being left alone?		256
252	Empathy	Exactly. With only the voice of Gareth Morrand to accompany her on Channel 8.		253
253	The Pigs			254 255
254	The Pigs		Variable["boardwalk.pigs_empathy_exlains_crimeshowandloneliness"]	250
255	The Pigs		(Variable["boardwalk.pigs_empathy_exlains_crimeshowandloneliness"]) == false	314
256	The Pigs			257 258
257	The Pigs		Variable["boardwalk.pigs_logic_reflex_to_being_left_alone"]	252
258	The Pigs		(Variable["boardwalk.pigs_logic_reflex_to_being_left_alone"]) == false	314
259	None
260	Esprit de Corps	Lieutenant Kitsuragi would probably know what to do, but right now you're just gonna have to leave her like this.		264
261	The Pigs			262 263
262	The Pigs		Variable["TASK.pass_the_hardie_authority_check"]	246
263	The Pigs		(Variable["TASK.pass_the_hardie_authority_check"]) == false	260
264	Logic	The locals will take care of her. Someone's bound to know her family. Nothing you can do for her anymore.		246
265	You	"Cross me again and I will bury you, Pigs."	Variable["boardwalk.pigs_heart_in_right_place"] == false and Variable["boardwalk.pigs_i_will_bury_you"] == true	287
266	The Pigs	The catatonic woman doesn't understand -- probably even hear -- your kind words. She just *is*.		267
267	Authority	It's a shame. Recognition from an actual police officer would probably mean a lot to her. Too bad she'll never know...		268
268	The Pigs			269 270
269	The Pigs		Variable["boardwalk.pigs_authority_recognize_her_courage"] and CheckItem("neck_setting_sun_medal")	271 272
270	The Pigs		(Variable["boardwalk.pigs_authority_recognize_her_courage"] and CheckItem("neck_setting_sun_medal")) == false	245 248
271	You	She will *know*. (Hang the Setting Sun medal on her chest.)		273
272	You	Nah, that's not worth it.		285
273	The Pigs	"Mr. Morrand... Gareth, thank you. Thank you!" As the sharp end of the pin grazes the flesh, a blessed smile emerges. Then it expires, and like a shadow moving on the ground, all sentience fades again.		274
274	Encyclopedia	Mr. Morrand? Mr. Gareth Morrand, the former cop, turned Channel 8 crime show host? That Gareth Morrand from the radio?		290
275	Authority	That... was the most honourable thing anyone has ever done.		315
276	The Pigs			277 278
277	The Pigs		IsTHCFixed("honour")	301
278	The Pigs		(IsTHCFixed("honour")) == false	282
279	The Pigs			280 281
280	The Pigs		CheckEquipped("neck_tie") and Variable["whirling.necktie_personified"] == true	283
281	The Pigs		(CheckEquipped("neck_tie") and Variable["whirling.necktie_personified"] == true) == false	315
282	Authority	That... was the most honourable thing *anyone* has ever done. You are virtue embodied.		279
283	Horrific Necktie	You weirdo. Get outta here before anyone sees you.		315
284	None			246
285	The Pigs	Doesn't look like she would know the difference anyway.		286
286	None			246
287	The Pigs	Soon someone might have to. Doesn't look like there's much life left in her.		288
288	Half Light	Take her to the farm. Put her down.		245 248
289	Esprit de Corps	Morrand's from Traffic.		297
290	The Pigs			291 292
291	The Pigs		Variable["boardwalk.pigs_espirt_morrands_from_trafic"]	289
292	The Pigs		(Variable["boardwalk.pigs_espirt_morrands_from_trafic"]) == false	276
293	None			128
294	The Pigs			295 296
295	The Pigs		Variable["boardwalk.pigs_whats_wrong_branch_passed"]
296	The Pigs		(Variable["boardwalk.pigs_whats_wrong_branch_passed"]) == false
297	The Pigs			298 299
298	The Pigs		Variable["boardwalk.pigs_esprit_morrand_traffic"]	306
299	The Pigs		(Variable["boardwalk.pigs_esprit_morrand_traffic"]) == false	276
300	Physical Instrument	It's all nancies up there in Traffic. I count zero balls.		276
301	The Pigs			302 303
302	The Pigs		Variable["tc.harry"]	304
303	The Pigs		(Variable["tc.harry"]) == false	275
304	Authority	That... was the most honourable thing anyone has ever done, Harry.		315
305	The Pigs	As you turn to leave, the faintest of voices comes from the old lady. It's but a reflex -- nothing else. "Please leave the radio on... Mr. Morrand is on Channel 8..."		251
306	Rhetoric	As in 'Traffic' police?		300
307	The Pigs	A click. Nothing happens. She looks at the useless weapon. "This isn't police issue. Police weapons have bullets. This isn't real! What is this?"		154
308	You	"Wait..."		307
309	Inland Empire	In there she is alone, trapped in a world of blue and red lights.		310
310	Logic	Her children and their children, if there were any, stopped coming when it got really bad.		215
311	You	"Understood."		312
312	Kim Kitsuragi	"I've had... disturbances similar to this before. Many calls, but... never this bad."		313
313	None			155
314	Interfacing	She stands motionless. Just a heap of clothes and flashers now -- maybe if you search her once more?		259
315	Interfacing	The woman stands motionless. Just a heap of clothes and flashers now -- maybe if you search her?		284