Conversation 1232: INVENTORY / FILTHY JACKET

an inventory interaction so you can't sell the filthy garbage because clothing items cannot be sold, oiii.

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ID Character Dialogue Conditions Links
0 None
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1 None
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2 Filthy Jacket As you hold it in your hands, it makes an uncomfortable crunching sound...
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3 Composure Some secrets are better left uncovered. Don't even try, seriously.
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4 You [Put the filthy jacket away.]
5 You Think about it.
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6 You Don't think about it.
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7 Filthy Jacket It occurs to you that you're not even *holding* the jacket itself, but rather the thick crust of jetsam and seagull shit that ensconces it.
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8 Filthy Jacket Good choice. The less you think about the jacket, the better.
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9 You On second thought, let's *do* think about it.
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10 Perception (Smell) It smells like a dead sea creature, tangled in grey strands of seaweed. It must have spent quite some time in the water before the tide deposited it ashore...
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11 Visual Calculus The faint impressions of many footprints are also present, though it's impossible to tell what kind or how many. Suffice to say, the jacket spent some time on the ground before someone draped it over the railing...
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12 You Gross.
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13 You Okay, but what's the crust *made* of? Variable["inventory.filthy_perception_smells"] == true
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14 Composure Why, why did you think about it? Look at your hands -- They're covered in muck!
  • 28
  • 15
15 You Maybe if I wipe my hands on my pants?
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16 Composure What? No! Then it'll just be on your *pants*. This is a disaster. You'll never get the smell out.
17 Filthy Jacket Somehow it was carried or dragged to the boardwalk, if not by human hands than perhaps the feral dogs that prowl the beaches at night...
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18 You Okay, that's pretty disgusting. I've had enough.
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19 You What happened once someone put it on the railing? Variable["inventory.filthy_viscal_prints"] == true
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20 Filthy Jacket The crust is hard. This jacket spent at least a day baking in the sun. Who knows what happened to it then?
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21 Shivers They are like the bombardiers of the aerostatic brigades, gliding above a *target-rich environment*...
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22 Shivers Somewhere, high above the city, a pair of seagulls trace loops through the air...
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23 Shivers All of a sudden, the bomb bay doors open, and their white glittering payload rushes to the ground...
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24 Shivers *SPLAT*. An explosion of white on a man's shoe. A curse goes up, but the birds do not hear.
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25 None
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26 None Variable["inventory.filthy_shivers_seagulls"]
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27 None (Variable["inventory.filthy_shivers_seagulls"]) == false
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28 You Ew, ew, ew! (Flick your hands.)
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29 Composure Now you're just flicking that shit everywhere! This is a disaster. You'll never get the smell out.
30 You I'm just going to pretend I didn't think about any of this.
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31 You I feel like I really understand this jacket now. [Put the jacket away.]
32 You Why did I just spend all this time thinking about seagull shit?
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33 Filthy Jacket It's probably better that way.
34 Composure It's too late! You've already thought about it. And now your hands are covered in muck!
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35 You Man, how did this jacket get so disgusting? Variable["inventory.filthy_done"] == false
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36 You Let's not think about that right now. [Put the filthy jacket away.]
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37 Filthy Jacket It's a sordid, filthy tale, not for the weak. Are you sure you can stomach it?
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38 You Why did I fondle the shit jacket again? Variable["inventory.filthy_done"] == true
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39 Filthy Jacket There is no why.
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40 You Let's just put it away then.