Conversation 1230: BOARDWALK / RAILING

You've discovered Idiot Doom Spiral's missing jacket.

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ID Character Dialogue Conditions Links
0 None
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1 None
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2 Railing Someone has left an unidentifiable article of clothing on this railing. It smells really bad.
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3 You Maybe later. [Leave.]
4 You Take a closer look.
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5 Railing It's streaked with dried seagull shit and tangled with pieces of seaweed. A dangling arm suggests that there might be a jacket beneath the crust of filth.
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6 Logic It seems likely that it was left in the surf until someone laid it out on this fence to dry out. Unfortunately that just seems to have stiffened it into a shapeless mass.
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7 None
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8 None IsKimHere()
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9 None (IsKimHere()) == false
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10 Kim Kitsuragi "Please tell me you're not taking that with you."
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11 You "Why not?"
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12 Kim Kitsuragi "It's a guano-encrusted jacket. And you're already carrying around enough as it is."
13 You "It might be a clue."
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14 You "I think this is the jacket the Idiot Doom Spiral Guy wanted me to find." Variable["TASK.find_idiot_doom_spiral_jacket"] == true
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15 Kim Kitsuragi The lieutenant looks at the stinking rag and sniffs. "I'm sure he'll be *thrilled* to have it returned."
16 Kim Kitsuragi "A clue? You think our suspect is a seagull who's been defecating on unsuspecting jackets?"
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17 You "No."
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18 You "Yes."
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19 You "It could have been multiple seagulls."
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20 Kim Kitsuragi The lieutenant sighs.
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21 Kim Kitsuragi "Me neither."
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22 Railing The cloth, if you can still call it that, makes a soft crunching sound as you thrust your finger into it.
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23 None
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24 None Variable["TASK.find_idiot_doom_spiral_jacket"]
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25 None (Variable["TASK.find_idiot_doom_spiral_jacket"]) == false
26 Interfacing Much as the thought of touching it causes you to cringe, this could be the jacket that the idiot in the colourful tracksuit was looking for...
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27 Inland Empire This jacket reeks of loss and failure. It could be the one that the idiot in the colourful tracksuit was looking for...
28 None
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29 None Variable["coast.orb_jacket_interf_jacket_for_idiot"]
30 None (Variable["coast.orb_jacket_interf_jacket_for_idiot"]) == false
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31 You Touch it.
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32 None
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33 None
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34 Conceptualization A poet could write a dozen verses and still not begin to capture the profound vexation in that sigh.
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35 Interfacing You should still take it. It's probably Doom Spiral's.
36 None
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37 None Variable["TASK.find_idiot_doom_spiral_jacket"]
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38 None (Variable["TASK.find_idiot_doom_spiral_jacket"]) == false
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39 Interfacing You should still take it.