Conversation 1206: WHIRLING F2 ORB / Communist Quest Initiation

Rhetoric tells you it's time to bone up on dialectical materialism and get organized.

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ID Character Dialogue Conditions Links
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1 None
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2 Rhetoric Despite all the thinking you've been doing, only 0.0001% of communism has been built. It's too great a task to undertake alone. You're going to have to *get organised*.
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3 You Does this mean I need to clean up my hostel room?
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4 You Judging from the state of my ledger, I don't think that’s possible. CheckItem("ledger_oblivion") == true or CheckItem("ledger_of_failure_and_hatred") == true
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5 You I'm ready, let's get to it.
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6 Rhetoric Your level of personal upkeep is irrelevant. All that matters is your commitment to *building the World Republic*.
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7 Rhetoric You must seek out your revolutionary brothers and sisters. Find out how much communism they've built. Then, together, maybe you'll be able to build as much as 0.0002% of communism.
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8 Rhetoric But it won't be *easy*. Decades of persecution by Coalition authorities have driven the remaining communists of Martinaise *underground*.
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9 Inland Empire They live underground? These communists aren't men, they're *mole people*!
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10 None
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11 You I don't know if I want to go searching for mole people. Variable["whirling.orb_communist_dream_mole_people"] == true
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12 You But *I'm* part of the Coalition authorities! Have I been persecuting communists this whole time? Variable["tc.coalition_government"] == true or Variable["tc.rcm_origins"] == true
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13 You Will they help me fire up Mazov's Socialist Sausage Grinder?
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14 You How am I supposed to find them if they're hiding? (Proceed.)
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15 Rhetoric They're not 'mole people', they're your comrades in the *eternal class struggle*. It's your task to find and join them.
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16 Rhetoric Possibly? If you have been, it's only because you're a *double-agent*, acting in furtherance of your *long-term objectives*.
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17 Rhetoric Just between us, you may want to lay off this 'grind up the bourgeoisie' stuff. It's a bit off-putting, even to fellow communists.
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18 Rhetoric Let your *nose* guide you, detective.
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19 You My *nose*?
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20 You You must mean my *knows*, as in my huge and highly functioning brain.
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21 None
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22 None
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23 None
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24 Rhetoric Yes, fortunately communists are known to have a very *distinct* smell.
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25 Rhetoric No, we meant your nose, as in that swollen muck-detector in the centre of your face. It just happens to be *perfectly* calibrated for sensing communists.
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26 Perception (Smell) We really have no idea what they're talking about. There's no linkage between ideology and olfaction.
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27 None
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28 You What does communism smell like?
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29 You Okay, I'm ready. Let's get organised.
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30 You This sounds unfathomably stupid. I want no part of it.
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31 Rhetoric That's the spirit, comrade!
32 Rhetoric First, you'll have to locate the remaining communists in Martinaise. When you get near to someone with revolutionary potential your nose will give you the signal to *establish contact*.
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33 Rhetoric Failure.
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34 Rhetoric It's not *stupid*, it's the greatest endeavour in the history of human civilisation!
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35 You Well, if you say so. Guess I've got to get organised, then.
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36 You No, going around sniffing communists is definitely stupid. Forget about it. [Refuse task.]
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37 Rhetoric Good luck explaining that to the Tribunal of Revolutionary Retribution.
38 None
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39 You There's so much failure in my life already -- I don't know if I can take any more.
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40 You Okay, but what does *failure* smell like?
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41 Rhetoric That's why you're perfect for the job. No one's got a better nose for failure than you, detective.
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42 None
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43 None Variable["whirling.orb_communist_dream_perc_olfaction"]
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44 None (Variable["whirling.orb_communist_dream_perc_olfaction"]) == false
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45 Rhetoric It's a smell you know all too well. Simultaneously repulsive and yet darkly appealing. Musty with a sharp tang, but also a remnant of lost sweetness. Like a rotting mango that's been swaddled in a coat from your grandfather's attic...
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46 Perception (Smell) What you're smelling is your own body odour, of course. Nothing a shower and change of clothes couldn't fix.
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47 Rhetoric People sometimes complain there are no real communists left in Martinaise, but you can smell their presence. They're out there, waiting for you to join them!
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48 Encyclopedia Incidentally, during the waning days of the Antecentennial Revolution, a number of Revacholian communards constructed elaborate hideouts in abandoned root cellars, hollowed-out tree trunks, and even residential sewage tanks. This latter phenomenon gave rise to the early anti-communist slogan, 'The Future's Bright When You Flush Out the White!'
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49 None
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50 None
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51 None Variable["whirling.orb_communist_dream_perc_olfaction"]
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52 None (Variable["whirling.orb_communist_dream_perc_olfaction"]) == false
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53 Perception (Smell) Again, no, it won't. Any olfactory response you perceive will be strictly psychosomatic.
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54 None
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55 None Variable["apt.mazov_bust_seen"]
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56 None (Variable["apt.mazov_bust_seen"]) == false
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57 Logic Judging from the bust of Kras Mazov and other revolutionary paraphernalia you discovered, it seems that the Capeside Apartments may be a hotbed of communist activity.
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58 Logic You could also just look for more tangible evidence of communist activity. Images of Kras Mazov and white antlers are usually a dead giveaway.
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59 Authority You should begin by interrogating those lawless malcontents at the Dockworkers' Union. They're an obvious place to start.
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60 You Hang on, what will I do once I establish contact with my fellow communists?
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61 None
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62 You (Roll up your sleeves.) Alright, let's get to it. [Accept task.]
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63 You On second thought, I have better things to do. [Refuse task.]
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64 Rhetoric You'll discuss the monumental, world-historical task that lies before you. You'll engage in rigorous and spirited debates about Mazovian theory and practice. But mostly you'll probably complain about other communists.
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65 You Isn't that last part kind of counter-productive?
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66 Rhetoric Not at all. Complaining about other communists is one of the most important parts of being a communist.
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67 None
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68 Rhetoric Here we go! 'Wake, brave worker! 'Tis no time for bed/ Fight till there's no slaves below, and no masters o'erhead.'
69 Rhetoric The condition of your paperwork is irrelevant. All that matters is your commitment to *building the World Republic*.
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70 Endurance Have you engaged the shit compressor? This task won't permit any looseness on your part, mentally or physically...
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71 None
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72 None IsTHCCookingOrFixed("shit_together")
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73 None (IsTHCCookingOrFixed("shit_together")) == false
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74 Endurance Uh oh. Organisation hasn't exactly been your strong suit, historically speaking...
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75 None
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76 You Have you *seen* my shit recently? I've really gotten it together. IsTHCCookingOrFixed("shit_together")
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77 Rhetoric It's good that your *personal* business is in order, but we're talking about political matters of world-historical import here.
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78 Rhetoric Regardless, what's past is past. You need to look forward, to the work of building communism for all.
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79 Logic Listen to this. Do you really think you're the kind of person an underground communist cell would entrust with a mission that requires such discretion?
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80 None
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81 None Variable["whirling.orb_communist_dream_mission"]
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82 None (Variable["whirling.orb_communist_dream_mission"]) == false
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83 You Maybe?
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84 You Hmm, probably not.
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85 Rhetoric Rise and shine, comrade. It's time to get to work.
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86 You What's going on?
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87 You Not really my thing. [Discard thought.]