Conversation 1014: WHIRLING F1 / HARDIE AFTER TALKING TO KLAASJE

* Back from Klaasje. * Get the doorgunner mixtape

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ID Character Dialogue Conditions Links
0 None
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1 None
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2 Titus Hardie "And?"
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3 You "So I talked to Klaasje about the tape." Variable["TASK.talk_to_klaasje_tape_done"] == true
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4 Composure He tenses immediately. Chest tightens. Jaw sets. Ready for another blow.
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5 You "And nothing. She stands by what she said."
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6 Titus Hardie "That fucking fucker..." He stares at his beer for two seconds -- intently -- then turns to you. "You're the worst cop in Revachol! I gave you *gold* on that tape."
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7 None
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8 You "Gold? It was just locker room talk. It's not evidence."
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9 You "It was dark stuff, but it didn't prove anything. And it didn't change her mind."
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10 You "Yeah it was bad. Honestly, I expected it to have more effect..."
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11 You "She pretty much laughed it off, Titus."
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12 You "Actually, I think it made her a little *nostalgic*."
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13 You "It did not come as a surprise to her. And she definitely wasn't scared."
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14 Rhetoric That 'fucker' wasn't aimed at you. It was at *her*.
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15 Endurance You smell weakness. He's getting tired of the game he's been playing.
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16 Titus Hardie "*Locker room talk*? What are you, fucking brain-dead?! I've been to plenty of locker rooms -- they don't plan rapes there!"
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17 Titus Hardie "Dark?! Dark is when you start a goddamn death-rock band! He said he'd rape her!" He shakes his head in disbelief.
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18 Titus Hardie "Fucking fuckedy fucker!" He shakes his head in disbelief. "And what did she say then? That it's fine?! People are *supposed* to be like that?!"
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19 Titus Hardie "No shit it was bad! The fuck did she say then? It's all *fuck-a-doodle-fine*? This is what people are supposed to talk like?!"
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20 Titus Hardie "What did she have to say then? Fine by her?! This is what people are *supposed* to be like? Fucking whoopty doo!"
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21 Suggestion Sounds like he wanted it to change her mind about the hanged man. This is definitely personal.
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22 Suggestion Sounds like he wanted it to change her mind about the hanged man. This is definitely personal.
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23 None
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24 You "If anything, she seemed turned on by the whole doorgunning thing."
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25 You "Titus, she said she would like to be a little doorgunner herself, if she could." Variable["whirling.hardie_mentioned_doorgunnermegamix"] == false and Variable["whirling.klaasje_girls_are_evil"] == true
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26 You "She did not say *whoopty doo*." Variable["whirling.hardies_dark_stuff_death_rock_band"] == true
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27 Titus Hardie "She didn't? Well, *whoopty doo* then!" He's too angry to drink his beer. He just stares at it.
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28 Kim Kitsuragi
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29 Kim Kitsuragi IsKimHere()
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30 Kim Kitsuragi (IsKimHere()) == false
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31 Kim Kitsuragi "I can confirm that."
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32 Esprit de Corps I see what you're doing there. Let's push him.
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33 You "The Doorgunner Megamix scared you more than it did her -- you need to accept that." Variable["whirling.hardie_mentioned_doorgunnermegamix"]
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34 Kim Kitsuragi
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35 Kim Kitsuragi IsKimHere()
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36 Kim Kitsuragi (IsKimHere()) == false
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37 Kim Kitsuragi "Yes. In fact..." The lieutenant looks at you, then him. "I think she thought it was a little funny."
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38 Titus Hardie "Funny?" Titus mumbles, his lips barely moving: "No good goddamn psycho whore..."
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39 Titus Hardie "Alright!" He slams his giant fist on the door frame. "All-fucking-righty then! I guess it's good then! That fucking..."
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40 Elizabeth "Please try to control yourself in the presence of *visitors*, Titus." Her voice is a bit softer than earlier.
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41 Logic Seems like they wanted to give Klaasje a second chance to play along -- she *still* didn't.
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42 Titus Hardie Titus rubs his chin with his palm, as if trying to grind it smooth. "This is just perfect. Just fucking perfect. Any thoughts on this, lawman?"
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43 Titus Hardie "Right... right..." Titus mumbles, his lips barely moving: "No good goddamn psycho whore..."
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44 You "She did not say it was *fuck-a-doodle-fine*." Variable["whirling.hardies_i_expected_it_to_have_more_effect"] == true
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45 Esprit de Corps I see what you're doing there. Let's push him.
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46 Kim Kitsuragi "I can confirm that."
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47 Titus Hardie "No *fuck-a-doodle-fine*? Oh, okay." He's too angry to find solace in his beer. "Well at least *that's* off the table then."
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48 Kim Kitsuragi
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49 Kim Kitsuragi IsKimHere()
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50 Kim Kitsuragi (IsKimHere()) == false
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51 None
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52 None
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53 You "You know what I think? Women are crazy, man." Variable["whirling.hardies_women_are_crazy_phys_int"] == true and Variable["whirling.hardies_women_are_crazy_played"] == false
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54 You "Maybe she isn't who you thought she was."
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55 Titus Hardie "Nah... I know her." He looks upstairs, distracted. "She's just a girl in over her head."
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56 Titus Hardie "You can say that again, copper." He holds out his giant fist. "Right here."
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57 You Bump it.
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58 Suggestion He does not sound very convinced anymore.
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59 You Don't bump it.
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60 Titus Hardie Your fist connects with his. Hard. The slam is audible. You can almost hear his bones ring. Your knuckles tingle life-affirmingly.
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61 Titus Hardie "You just gonna leave a fella hanging like that?" Titus shakes his head. "RCM queers..."
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62 Titus Hardie "Yeah... maybe. That is a possibility."
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63 You Bump it. Hard.
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64 You "Maybe she is still in denial. You know, like a defence mechanism."
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65 Titus Hardie You fist connects with his. The slam isn't audible, because you did not bump it hard. Still, your knuckles tingle life-affirmingly.
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66 Kim Kitsuragi
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67 Kim Kitsuragi IsKimHere()
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68 Kim Kitsuragi (IsKimHere()) == false
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69 None
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70 None
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71 Kim Kitsuragi The lieutenant adjusts his glasses, then extends his curled fist and taps Titus' bruised knuckles.
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72 Alain "Who are these people? To leave a fella hanging like that..."
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73 Esprit de Corps A bond has been formed.
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74 Titus Hardie "And now you, binoclard." His voice is chummy as he turns to the lieutenant.
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75 Pain Threshold A flash of pain, like slamming your fist against iron. He is stronger than he looks -- and he looks like Ramout Karzai.
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76 Glen "Yeah, they're all queers! Can't bump hard fist or anything."
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77 Glen "Pft!" Glen explodes with indignation. "Everyone's got feelings for each other! Where are you going with this?!"
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78 You "I think you had a lie planned, but she didn't play along." Variable["whirling.hardies_logic_titus_gave_klaasje_a_second_chance"] == true
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79 You "I think this is personal for you. I think you had feelings for her." Variable["whirling.hardies_suggestion_titus_wanted_tape_to_change_klaasjes_mind"] == true
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80 Titus Hardie "I asked for your opinion, not a bed-time story. Tell it to your grandma."
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81 You "This tape was the last chance for her to do what was planned."
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82 You "I'll get back to you on that one."
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83 Half Light He completely blew his fuse there. The calm act is completely gone.
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84 Titus Hardie "The fuck do you mean *you'll get back to me*?!" he roars. "NO! Tell me she said she was raped!"
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85 You "She didn't say that."
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86 None
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87 You "I said I'll get back to you." [Leave.]
88 Savoir Faire You caught him off balance. Push and he will give way.
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89 Kim Kitsuragi
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90 Kim Kitsuragi IsKimHere()
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91 Kim Kitsuragi (IsKimHere()) == false
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92 Glen "Scared us?! It didn't scare fucking anyone!" The blond looks like he's about to jump up, but then settles down. "Titus, I'm fucking confused here."
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93 Titus Hardie "It's alright, Glen." He rubs his temple. "I just thought she... I thought *anyone* would come around if they heard that shit. Apparently I was wrong."
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94 Physical Instrument Women are crazy. Irrational. That's what you're thinking, right? Also, your fists are itching for a bump.
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95 Kim Kitsuragi
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96 Kim Kitsuragi IsTHCFixed("radical_feminist_agenda")
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97 Kim Kitsuragi (IsTHCFixed("radical_feminist_agenda")) == false
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98 Rhetoric No they're not. And you're not itching for any bumps. Don't betray your inexplicable feminist ideals for cheap macho friend-points.
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99 Rhetoric You don't have to say everything out loud. Just mix and match.
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100 Kim Kitsuragi
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101 Kim Kitsuragi Variable["whirling.hardies_women_are_crazy_phys_int"]
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102 Kim Kitsuragi (Variable["whirling.hardies_women_are_crazy_phys_int"]) == false
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103 You "Be straight with me, Titus: What really happened?" (Wrap this up.)
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104 Titus Hardie "I already told you." He puts his giant face in his hands and sighs. "We fucking hanged him."
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105 Empathy There's less gusto in his voice now. His men too are growing increasingly silent.
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106 None
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107 Suggestion He wanted her to see the man for what he was. Now that you know, you might wanna lay off this topic -- or else you might antagonize him.
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108 Glen "Yeah, that was fucked up." He smiles sympathetically.
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109 Titus Hardie "I just got too worked up. Big man lost his shit." He shakes his head. "It's cool now."
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110 You "Sure, I'll do that."
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111 Titus Hardie "Yeah, why don't you?" He's still despondently looking at his beer.
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112 None
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113 Titus Hardie "Fantastic. So *now* you remember how to do your job..." He despondently glances at his beer. "I'm so sick of this piss -- we should get something harder in here."
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114 Kim Kitsuragi
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115 Kim Kitsuragi IsKimHere()
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116 Kim Kitsuragi (IsKimHere()) == false
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117 Kim Kitsuragi "But she didn't. She knows she can't lie to us. Unlike you."
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118 Kim Kitsuragi
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119 Kim Kitsuragi Variable["XP.detect_compromized_skillset"]
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120 Kim Kitsuragi (Variable["XP.detect_compromized_skillset"]) == false
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121 Volition Oh no... he's definitely compromised too. It's his *hubris*. Sadly not much to do about it now.
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122 Shanky "Yeah, guys, we should get a party going tonight!"
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123 Theo "Why?"
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124 Shanky "Uh..." He looks at the old man in the corner. "Maybe not then."
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125 Logic Success. They admitted to unlawful collaboration to derail the investigation.
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126 None
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127 Physical Instrument Here we go. Bump it hard.
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128 Physical Instrument What is wrong with you? You would have made friends for life! These guys will never forgive you now.
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129 Physical Instrument Not bad.
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130 You "Huh, I guess you do know her then."
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131 You "Titus, she has my whole skill-set compromised. She's some kind of a pro." Variable["XP.detect_compromized_skillset"] == true
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132 You "You don't know?! She's a model! She won a pageant!" Variable["tc.klaasje_miss_oranje"] == true
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133 You "Titus, she has special training. And I'm not talking about Oranjese lit." Variable["whirling.klaasje_oranjese_literatur"] == true and Variable["whirling.klaasje_physinst_self_defence_training"] == true
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134 You "Titus, she has special training. And I'm not talking about self-defence lessons." Variable["whirling.klaasje_physinst_self_defence_training"] == true and Variable["whirling.klaasje_oranjese_literatur"] == false
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135 Titus Hardie "What kind of pro? You're saying she's a hooker?" He forces himself to pick up the beer and take a gulp.
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136 Kim Kitsuragi
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137 Kim Kitsuragi IsKimHere()
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138 Kim Kitsuragi (IsKimHere()) == false
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139 Kim Kitsuragi "No, he's not saying that. Forget about it."
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140 Glen "I knew it! Titus, I knew she was professionally trained -- by her walk!" Glen seems excited. "I told you she was a beauty queen!"
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141 Titus Hardie "Yes, Glen." Titus pinches the root of his nose. "I know she's a beauty queen. Everyone can see that."
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142 Glen "Sorry." Glen settles down.
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143 Titus Hardie "I don't know what the fuck that means. Oranjese lit? What is that shit? Literature?"
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144 Kim Kitsuragi "I've noticed the same." The lieutenant says to you quickly, then turns to Titus: "Yes. He meant Oranjese literature. Women are always reading, right?"
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145 Kim Kitsuragi
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146 Kim Kitsuragi IsKimHere()
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147 Kim Kitsuragi (IsKimHere()) == false
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148 Esprit de Corps The lieutenant adjusts his electronic wristwatch. Psychological and physical training from an unknown government body. I noticed it. You noticed it. They haven't.
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149 None
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150 Alain "Don't worry, Titus, we know her. Besides, you know how it is with bitches and books."
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151 Titus Hardie "Special like what? Like a professional dancer? Or..." He squints at you. "Are you trying to tell me she's a stripper?"
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152 Alain "Don't worry, Titus, we know her. Besides, you know how it is with bitches and dances."
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153 Esprit de Corps The lieutenant adjusts his electronic wristwatch. Psychological and physical training from an unknown government body. I noticed it. You noticed it. They haven't.
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154 Kim Kitsuragi "I've noticed the same." The lieutenant says to you quickly, then turns to Titus: "Yes. He meant a professional dancer. Women are always dancing, right?"
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155 Kim Kitsuragi
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156 Kim Kitsuragi IsKimHere()
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157 Kim Kitsuragi (IsKimHere()) == false
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158 None
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159 None
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160 Shanky "Yeah, he fucking told you he knows her!"
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161 None
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162 None
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163 Shanky "She's not a hooker. I know hookers." He thinks for a moment. "She's more like an escort or a...."
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164 Eugene "Shut the fuck up, Shanky."
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165 None
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166 You "She's not some helpless girl. She handled the mercenary well enough."
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167 You "She's a hard-core party girl with a bigger death wish than mine."
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168 Titus Hardie "*Handled* him?" He baulks. "She got into some stupid shit with that guy. Shit *we* had to take care of."
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169 Kim Kitsuragi "Yes, yes, we heard all about it and the fact still stands: you were more disturbed by the tape than her."
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170 Kim Kitsuragi
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171 Kim Kitsuragi IsKimHere()
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172 Kim Kitsuragi (IsKimHere()) == false
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173 None
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174 Titus Hardie "Yeah..." He cracks his knuckles thoughtfully. "You're right about that -- she takes *way* too many drugs."
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175 Alain "Well, it's as they say -- you can't do anything with an *underdose*," the Mesque says with a philosophical look in his eyes.
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176 Titus Hardie "Yeah, but I mean -- she has an actual drug problem. Not like you. Not like us." He glances at his beer. "I don't think I've ever seen her sober."
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177 Electrochemistry With an overdose you can at least try to come off it. Take a bath, do breathing exercises, get medical attention as necessary. With an underdose you're just *you*.
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178 Kim Kitsuragi
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179 Kim Kitsuragi Variable["whirling.hardies_empathy_gusto_is_gone_men_are_falling_silent"]
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180 Kim Kitsuragi (Variable["whirling.hardies_empathy_gusto_is_gone_men_are_falling_silent"]) == false
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181 Drama They're confused. This is growing over their heads.
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182 Reaction Speed The man is slowing down. Looks like a bad blood sugar crash. He can't keep track of all the variables anymore.
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183 Kim Kitsuragi
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184 Kim Kitsuragi Variable["whirling.hardies_the_boys_are_confused"]
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185 Kim Kitsuragi (Variable["whirling.hardies_the_boys_are_confused"]) == false
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186 Kim Kitsuragi
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187 Kim Kitsuragi Variable["whirling.hardies_titus_cant_keep_track_of_his_story_no_more"]
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188 Kim Kitsuragi (Variable["whirling.hardies_titus_cant_keep_track_of_his_story_no_more"]) == false
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189 Drama Who could? It's getting harder and harder to perform one's part in this sordid play. All it takes is a nudge...
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190 Kim Kitsuragi
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191 Kim Kitsuragi IsKimHere()
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192 Kim Kitsuragi (IsKimHere()) == false
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193 Kim Kitsuragi "C'mon, Titus, it's been a long day. I'm tired of running back and forth between you. I can see you're tired too -- why don't you just..."
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194 Titus Hardie "You know what?" He gets closer. "I *am* tired. I'm tired of you *and* the whore upstairs."
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195 Titus Hardie "That lying, scamming... We're done! This is over, you understand? Your little investigation -- is OVER."
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196 Alain "Yeah..." There is a silence in the room. Alain starts saying something -- then thinks best not to.
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197 None
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198 Half Light This is the petulant rage of someone who's at the end of their wits.
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199 Perception (Sight) On the floor, beer drips out of the can, into a small puddle. No one does anything about it.
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200 Kim Kitsuragi
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201 Kim Kitsuragi Variable["whirling.hardie_confronted_the_boys_with_a_bullet"]
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202 Kim Kitsuragi (Variable["whirling.hardie_confronted_the_boys_with_a_bullet"]) == false
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203 Kim Kitsuragi "C'mon, Titus. We know you didn't hang him. He was *shot*." He taps on his notebook. "I know you're tired; so am I -- why don't you just..."
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204 Kim Kitsuragi
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205 Kim Kitsuragi Variable["whirling.hardies_warned_the_boys_about_the_tribunal"]
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206 Kim Kitsuragi (Variable["whirling.hardies_warned_the_boys_about_the_tribunal"]) == false
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207 Kim Kitsuragi "C'mon, Titus. The stakes are too high here. There will be blood on the streets -- the tribunal, remember?" He closes his notebook. "I know you're tired -- why don't you just..."
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208 Titus Hardie "You know what?" He gets closer. "I *am* tired. I'm tired of you, them *and* the whore upstairs."
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209 None
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210 Titus Hardie "What is this quiet funeral shit? What we need is some *beers* in us!" He looks around. "BARTENDER! Twenty beers for the Dockworkers' Union!"
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211 Titus Hardie "Next time you see her -- tell her Titus said FUCK OFF!" He throws his beer can down.
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212 Titus Hardie "Next time you see her -- tell her Titus said FUCK OFF!" He throws his beer can down.
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213 Garte, the Cafeteria Manager "Why don't we make it FORTY, huh?" The man shouts from behind the counter. "Why don't we make it A HUNDRED beers, you're not loud enough!"
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214 Glen "A hundred beers -- now we're talking!" Glen livens up. "Hoppity-hop over here cafeteria manager!"
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215 Electrochemistry The window might be closing. The more beers they get in them, the less cooperative they will be.
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216 Rhetoric Yeah... *underdose* isn't an actual word.
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